notquiteaghost

messy, abstract doodle of fire



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    and i will get lonely, and gasp for air, and send your name off from my lips, like a signal flare

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    this is all very elaborate build-up to the eventual scene where cody holds a baby. it got away from me

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    they fuck you up, your mum and dad. / they may not mean to, but they do. / they fill you with the faults they had / and add some extra, just for you. // but they were fucked up in their turn / by fools in old-style hats and coats, / who half the time were soppy-stern / and half at one another’s throats. // man hands on misery to man. / it deepens like a coastal shelf. / get out as early as you can, / and don’t have any kids yourself. (this be the verse, philip larkin)

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    self-indulgent 'verse

    to have it all in one place: dick is trans & nonbinary & has adhd; tim is autistic, trans femme & nonbinary, & goes by eowyn; bruce is schizoid & autistic; damian is autistic. i'm cherrypicking canons.

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    You Can Fucking Play Minesweeper In Here

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    The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.

    The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”

    Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”

    “Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”

    “Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”

    The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”

    Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.

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    22 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    could be an episode of the show, absolutely perfectly paced. i love when bill cipher is Understood

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    25 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    astolat doesnt fucking miss

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    The delegation from Iwagakure arrives in Konoha on a cold, misty morning. It carries with it wedding gifts, guests, and a man promised to marry Hatake Kakashi. Political marriage in the shinobi world has its own set of duties and expectations, its difficult conflicted loyalties. But Maito Gai has been obsessed with Kakashi since they were twelve years old. If anyone could make this work, surely it's them.

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    22 Sep 2024

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    Popular HoloTuber Spacebomberguy uploads an exposé on Chancellor Palpatine, resulting in destructive results.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    Three screenshots of Spacebomberguy standing in front of the camera in a tattered tunic, holding a General Grievous toy in one hand and an Anakin Skywalker toy in the other. The subtitles read: “Chancellor Palpatine has played into our love of easy heroes—and easy villains. Because to him, they’re just dolls.”