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Fictober 2025 (Notes on Hell) by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2025
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Fictober prompts from @fictober on tumblr!
https://fictober-event.tumblr.com/prompts25
Contains: musings on the Fall from Heaven. Also: the Suggestion Box.
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The Rarest Of Them All by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2025
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It bothers Aziraphale that Anathema burned Agnes Nutter's second book of prophecies.
All possible books are available in L-space, but Crowley doesn't like it when Aziraphale goes missing.
Crowley has a secret about the rarest, most untranslateable book of all: the Voynich Manuscript.
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God has a Suggestion Box! It's on the Moon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 586
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 31
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Aziraphale and Crowley are lovers in classical Rome. They spend an evening together between Saturnalia and the new year, eleven months after Caligula's assassination, and discover some things about what Crowley's body can do.
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Muriel has been reading, and has learned more about love in Aziraphale's bookshop than in six thousand years of Heaven.
There's a professional right there on Whickber Street -- Muriel's learned what a "euphemism" is, and what a "seamstress" does. Now it's time to acquire a practical education, to really learn what it means to fit in on Earth.
Thanks to:
The sprints channel on the Winter Omens Big Bang Server for pulling me out of the pit!
Joy_Shines for kindness and imagination, here and elsewhere
laurashapiro for inspiration, wisdom, and endless support
Under_Their_Wings for considerable beta and excellent conversation
[ETA Under_Their_Wings stopped in the middle of ch4 and should not be held responsible for anything after that!]aveari for beauty and love <3
...and i have to add the_mamishka and FormlessVoidbeast for just hanging out, making words of fiction and words of friendship. love you each in entirely unique ways <333333
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Miracles and Heresy (an ordered sequence) by GreekGeek24, werpiper
Fandom: Christian Bible (New Testament), Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Le Morte d'Arthur - Thomas Malory, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis, The Imitation Game (2014), The Return of Hastur - August Derleth
09 Oct 2025
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Place to stuff some short GO fics with some not-quite-perfect internal continuity. May not stand 100% alone! Read one or read 'em all ;)
- Words:
- 145,166
- Works:
- 35
- Bookmarks:
- 39
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in the icing: Layers side stories by werpiper
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2020
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LAYERS is my Dwalin-centric, genderfucked Quest-fic with all the promiscuity. "The Hobbit", decolonized.
The rest are side-stories. Basically anything not from Dwalin's POV or not taking place in that time.
For standalones: the dworin is to be found in THE KING OF ME and the bagginshield (!! -- also a great extension of the Tolkien worldbuilding mythos) in FIRST NOTES OF THE SECOND SONG.
- Words:
- 172,810
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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Winter Hill by FormlessVoidbeast, Thorinsmut (FormlessVoidbeast), werpiper
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Apr 2022
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Winter Hill, Boston, 1920-1933
Prohibition is in full swing. Organized crime flourishes, but even the most vicious gangs must take care.
They dare not forget the stories about the 'little folk', the 'good neighbors' who live among them. Everyone knew someone who swore they saw a little old lady (looked like your granny with a beard!) get hit by a car, only to stand up and throw the car clear across the road before dusting off and carrying on with her shopping. Tales of burst chains, and handprints in iron doors, where a prisoner had been held. Horror stories of someone pumping a body full of lead, but the intended victim ran straight up the line of fire and strangled the life out of the shooter before bleeding out.
and worse.
Durin's Boys run roughshod over the mannish gangs, distributing liquor and buying back a little of the glory they left behind in the old world. The Ri brothers make excellent alcohols, and Nori sells them at a premium price. Bifur the toymaker delivers to a few select clients through the city, and hosts parties like you would not believe.
Prohibition is just an opportunity to those who keep to the old ways, and live by the old laws.
Do not forget the little folk.
- Words:
- 24,858
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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Good Omens: Myths by werpiper
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
24 Mar 2022
- Words:
- 5,835
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Ark and Asides by werpiper
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
22 Feb 2022
- Words:
- 7,098
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Primary Kink: Glory Hole
Tone: SmuttyAway on a weekend pass, Hawkeye finds a glory hole in the men's room of a bar. BJ watches him use it.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2023
Bookmarked by werpiper
10 Oct 2025
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Primary Kinks: Cockwarming, Marathon Sex
Secondary Kinks: Rough Sex, very light Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, Somnophilia
Tone: Loving and smutty"I called dibs," Trapper explained, "I like it too, y'know."
Loved it, actually- there was nothing in the world like getting fucked. He didn't get to do it nearly as often as he'd like- unless he was very upfront about what he wanted when he was picking up guys, most fellas saw his height and strong arms and big cock and bent over. Even Hawkeye- they'd only had the time and privacy to fuck properly maybe a dozen times, and John had only gotten to bottom twice. Which was fine- Hawkeye loved him, and he loved riding his cock, and who was Trapper to deny Hawkeye something that made him happy?
But now- now they had about thirty four and a half blessed hours left of leave, and Trapper intended to get his fill.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023
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09 Oct 2025
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It's the late 16th century, and Aziraphale has gotten very into Lurianic Kabbalah. It gives him a theological framework that helps him grapple with the existence of evil, the impotence of Heaven, and the Fall. The angel has been living in Safed for the last five years, thinking things over, when Crowley visits him. It's Shabbat. notes: top!aziraphale, trans!crowley, please note that they DO fuck
(Part 1 of The World's Not Falling Apart collaboration with jackmarlowe)
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- Part 1 of The World's Not Falling Apart
Bookmarked by werpiper
28 Sep 2025
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Bedtime Stories (The Other Shoe) by PinkPenguinParade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2022
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"Aren't you going to pretend to open up today?" Crowley said with a smile.
"Hmm, no," Aziraphale replied fussily. "Much too busy. I have quite a bit of research to do."
"Oh? What's your thesis?"
"I've been conducting a study of demons," he said, leaning back against the door. "Well, demon. And some quite new information has recently come to light. I couldn't possibly be expected to pay attention to customers right now."
In which Aziraphale has turned on his sexuality and flirty experimentation continues
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- Part 2 of The Other Shoe
Bookmarked by werpiper
28 Sep 2025
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April 1939. Aziraphale channels his impotent angelic rage with the state of things in pre-WWII Europe into a not particularly healthy tryst with a very confused Crowley.
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08 Sep 2025