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    Right. Waking up as a female Sasuke after the massacre, Aiko, now with some new memories of things to come, understands one thing.

    She is screwed.

    Not only does she need to get ready for a moon goddess, kill an eye fetishist, dodge a pedophile snake, and possibly drag her stupid, dying older brother home, kicking and screaming, she needs to figure out her own mess of whether or not she’s actually Aiko or just a body snatcher. And possibly, quite literally, use her own Will of Fire to BURN IT ALL DOWN.

    A take on the Uchiha Massacre aftermath, from the perspective of an oc-insert.

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    To become a god, one needed only two things:

    1. They needed worshippers. Shrines. Lives at their disposal—mortals ready to sacrifice themselves at a moment's notice. They needed belief.

     

    2. The second thing needed was the attention of the Fates.

    Sometimes, the Fates take special care in certain strings. They weave these more carefully. Thoughtfully. Godly strings glow gold. These strings have a distinct golden sheen.

     

    Percy Jackson achieved both of these. It doesn't matter he turned down the offer of godhood. It would come.

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    A person with limited knowledge of Naruto wakes up in Sakura Haruno’s body. This plays out as realistically as imaginable.

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    49/49
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    1,419
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    She awakens to a home that is hers but not quite. A world that's she known since the dawn of time, yet couldn't remember where to buy food.

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    17/?
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    She remembered dying.

    What she did not expect was, after what amounted to drowning in her own fluids at thirty-two years old, was instead of whatever made up the afterlife, she opened her eyes in a world both somehow familiar as well as altogether strange.

    She’d been tired for a long time before she died.  However she’d been granted a second life, she was never going to thank anyone for it, no matter how amazing or awful it ended up being.  That said, if she ever met the reason she was sucked into the Naruto ‘verse, there would be much shin-kicking to be done.

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    20/?
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    "Does this mean I have to delete my Tinder? Because, John is within 5 miles from me right now and is 'looking for a good time'."

    Where normally the protagonist is transported to another universe, the roles have now been reversed. The Mikaelson siblings suddenly find themselves in the backyard of the 21-year-old Luna. How will she react to the arrival of the Originals and how will they return to their own universe?
    And how will the young woman take it when she learns she's the soulmate of the Mikaelson brothers?

    Disclaimer: This is the first story I've written and the first 15 chapters are... something. It is however also the longest story I've written and it's still going :). I hope you enjoy the journey.
    Also, English is not my first language, so my apologies for any errors.

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    294,400
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    80/?
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    257,163
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    Three years after he escaped from the nightmare forced upon him by the Gaunt wretch, Tom Riddle meets another witch.

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    32/34
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    288,570
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    Percy finds herself considering an offer that could finally give her a break, the problem is; no one knows whether the offer will end badly or not, and Percy is willing to risk a terrible ending for the off chance that she will get a chance to escape from her current life, even if only for a day.

    Fem! Percy Jackson AU

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    102,794
    Chapters:
    10/25
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    1,051
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    2,909
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    1,146
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    98,656
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    Percy Jackson has to leave yet another school, but that's the least of his troubles as the gods he prays to become a little more real than just his belief system. He's been tasked with retuning Zeus's master lightning bolt, and it only gets worse from there. His only saving grace is that Hera is more then willing to fight her husband and argue in the boy's favor as a gift for being devoted like his mother, Sally Jackson, with many prayers and offerings.

    (AKA: In which, Hera is not a bitch for once and actually good at her job, Hestia loves her niblings, Sally is a BAMF and a wonderful Mom, and Hera looks at the unclaimed kid and says "It's free real estate".)

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    23/?
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    3
    Comments:
    638
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    1,860
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    738
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    44,282
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    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    1,596
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    163,980
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    No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet, death is the destination we all share. It is inescapable, and it is inevitable.

    - Except for me, that wasn't really the case.

    ---

    Angst, confusion and a whole bunch of sarcasm await in this self-insert fanfiction, as a confused reader tries to stumble their way across the canon Percy Jackson universe, while simultaneously trying to keep their last living relatives alive - which is no easy feat, considering that they're the di Angelos.

    (Oh, and of course she's trying to fix canon as she knows it, even though it's a lost cause).

    (Read: when she remembers to).

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    Chapters:
    17/60
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    715
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    18,660
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    On the cusp of an all out war between the big villages and the Akatsuki Uchiha Sayuri suddenly returns to her hometown of Konoha after over ten years of absence. Her return throws Kakashis life out of order.

    or

    If Hatake Kakashi had a ryo for everytime a childhood friend he thought was dead came back to life he would have two ryo, which isn't much, but it is weird that it happened twice.

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    With patterns of systemic violence so ingrained in Shinobi law, how can anyone hope to break the cycle of generational trauma when it’s what fuels the institutions they live and die for...Akami Ketsueki is a Konohagakure Shinobi, an Anbu Black Op and Root Operative. She’d always been comfortable in the shadows. Praised for her vicious nature and cold heart, that was until Itachi Uchiha slaughtered his clan and she makes the decision to take in Sasuke.
    How will she keep him from the dark when she finds it so hard to live in the light?

    Or
    How three broken, lonely people find each other and struggle to cope with being shinobi and being human

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    Chapters:
    38/?
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    They say the apple never falls too far from the tree. I can only hope that's false, because you see, my father is not very well liked around here. I don't have the luxury of a clear past, a clean slate for a new life to begin. But as long as nobody knows, it's the same thing, right?

    Daughter of the least favored of the Sannin, Mitsuko will have to find a life of her own in Konoha, with everything it entails.

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    23/?
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    Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hera, Demeter, Hestia. That's the order in which Kronos regurgitated his children.

    The order that the gods now use to count their age.

    Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus. Now that's the order they were actually born in.

    Prophecies often work in weird ways.

    An assumption, a useless oath, an ignorant goddess, a beautiful mortal maiden, and a child that's far more powerful than anyone could have guessed.

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    "Maa, did I do you some kind of favor without noticing, kunoichi-san?" He finally asked, intrigued despite himself.

    She took a pen out of her forearm bracer and twirled it between her fingers with a predatory smile. "Oh, no. I just thought I'd prepare it in advance so you only have to sign it."

    "Oh, and why-ever for?"

    She flipped the pen over so that he could easily take it from her hand, 'coincidentally' pointing it straight at his nose in the process. She shot a quick sideways glance at Sakura before her eyes came back to his and smiled in a way that scrunched her nose cutely. "You sign it, and I take care of your... problem for you." She answered him with a tasteful eyebrow waggle. Kakashi had no idea how she managed to make eyebrow waggle tasteful, seduction specialist sure were something else.

    Or: Kakashi is despairing about Sakura's habit to wear civilian perfume, and well on his way to becoming canon Kakashi. Except a chunin kunoichi sees it and decides it's an excellent Opportunity to get Kakashi to owe her one

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    Once upon a time, maybe someone better had died and took over this body. They didn’t and here she is. Obviously, this is a sign that this world has been forsaken.

    Or; not everyone is built to be a shounen protagonist. This changes about as much as you’d expect.

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    63,858
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    21/?
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    8
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    185
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    994
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    31,873
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    There was an inexplicable irony to it all, and Harriet would forever curse her ‘Potter’s Luck’ even when she was no longer a Potter in name. Divination was meant to be a joke of a subject, and had coincidentally been her worst grade at OWL level.

    Somehow that made her eligible to receive visions of a future yet to come in a world where there’s no other choice for her but to become a hero once more.

    (or; in which Harriet Potter is reborn as a daughter of Apollo, and all the subsequent consequences this brings.)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
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    1,311
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    “If you had the chance to change it, would you take it?”

    “To change what?” Mike asked.

    “Everything. To go back to the start of all this shit and do things differently. Make the happy ending you deserve.”

    Joyce bit her lip. “What exactly are you offering us here?”

    “A second chance, like I said. You would go back in time – your consciousness and memories from the present day will be transferred into your past bodies. It would be like rewinding everything that’s happened so far back to the point where it all began.”

    Or; everyone gets sent back to the beginning to rewrite their fates.

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    94,594
    Chapters:
    65/65
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    557
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    1,663
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    349
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    55,488
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    She’s a civilian. Useless. Sheltered. A silly little bookworm caught up in a tangled web she doesn’t belong in. Surely she couldn’t be of use to a group of S-class criminals, right? No, of course not.

    Well, she also has a bad habit of being wrong…

    So maybe she’s got a secret locked in her mind, and as it turns out, a lot of people want it. Life would be easier if she knew what it was. Never mind that though, these criminals are in need of some serious therapy. That, she can work with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    334,418
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,027
    Kudos:
    816
    Bookmarks:
    209
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    40,795

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