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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (A Stage Magician in Westeros) by Paradosi
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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Solomon (not his legal name) had been a stage magician in the good ol' US of A. Funny story, he got shot, died, maybe, it's hard to say, but where he ended up... he realized something. There was magic here, not the sleight of hand he knew, but real honest-to-God magic, and he would have it all.
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The Krakens and the Bees by joyce_strangebird
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Jun 2025
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Asha Greyjoy must win favor before her Queensmoot — even if it means dining with lowly lords, rich in pride if not in gold.
The Goodbrothers of Hammerhorn are not the wealthiest House on Great Wyk, but when they call her name, their dozen cadet branches will too. Every voice counts, if she means to claim her father’s crown.But what joy is there in dining with lickspittles? In trading flatteries with men who humor her, but in truth only lust for her hand?
The Kraken's Daughter will not debase herself. She will play them for fools and take what she wants on her terms.
And what she wants is a saltwife: A woman to warm her bed and desire her for her own sake.
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!!!I’m working on it, theirs is nothing at the time!!!
Theon goes back to Iron Islands, because of his mother and father divorce. Sea air did great for him.
He go back in a few months different, but much happier person. And with his own childhood friends group! Who could imagen that?Robb is having a hard time keeping his cool. He's curious and excited. And so in love.
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Just bunch of my OCs making Theon’s life much better, and of course eventual Throbb because I can’t live without them- Language:
- English
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Salt & Rock by MasterDuplicator
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Apr 2025
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Biding his time after his failed rebellion, Balon Greyjoy learns that his erstwhile heir is returning home at the new Lord of Winterfell's behest, seeking terms for an alliance between the Iron Islands and the newly crowned King in the North.
In one timeline, with his decision weighed upon his sense of pride and his sense of pragmatism, Balon's pride won out.
But what if he made a different choice?
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Spring Nights Of Old by TheRealFenix
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Jan 2025
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" Cold.
That is what he so plainly remembers from that night.
Unimaginable, piercing, excruciating cold. Ice sweeping through his veins and freezing its path until it met a breaking point deep into his heart.
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Dragons flew over them, their roars were thunder in a storm. "
A one-shot collection set in omegaverse, following the married life of Ramsay and Theon after the defeat of the Night King.
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gilded loam or painted clay by WearyBlues for Treegoats
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2024
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A year too late, Theon Greyjoy arrives at Castle Black.
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The Kingmaker by Birdworld100
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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Aeron Damphair barely survived the Battle of Blood and received a chilling message from what may have been the Drowned God himself… He must assemble a new Kingsmoot, but will the King arrive to lead the Ironborn away from the treacherous Crow’s Eye?
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Here is my version of the Battle of Ice in ASOIAF. Theon I is from GRRM, but Asha I and Theon II are my own. Let me know what you think.
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Live Wire by Biggestscarinyourback
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
13 Jun 2024
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"Well, where is he?"
Robb didn't even think for a second before answering, clearly having thought about this beforehand.
"At one of those shitty gigs. I know the place, he plays there two nights a week."
"Wait, gig? Doesn't he work at Maege Mormont's auto shop down the street?"
Robb's answer managed to surprise her in a way she couldn't possibly anticipate.
"As a day job. He has this band named some shit like 'the Krakens' he plays with at nights."
Now, this was interesting.
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aka Robb sends Sansa on a fetch quest to get his tape back from Theon and ridiculous romantic tension at a shitty bar he plays at ensues
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The King in the South by the_lady_of_shallot
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Feb 2024
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After Rickard Karstark’s sons survive the Whispering Woods, his participation in the war council at Riverrun is calmer. The Young Wolf takes a different path when the momentum to declare him King in the North never builds without Lord Karstark’s grief and anger, and the war for the Iron Throne changes as a result.
POVs are Robb Stark, Willas Tyrell, and Asha Greyjoy. First published fanfic so any criticisms or suggestions are welcome!
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Well you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you by cutebutpsyco
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jan 2024
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Still, if Theon was that drunk to send those kinds of messages, he had to be sure he could come back home without crashing into some tree, especially considering that if he remembered correctly, he went out to drink with Asha and her boyfriends.
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Or, when Robb gets woken up at an ungodly time of the night by a drunk text from Theon, he decides to be the responsible person. Things evolve better than he had expected.
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I've lost control and I don't want it back by cutebutpsyco
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Sep 2023
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BAD THINGS HAPPEN BINGO: LACERATION ||Meet me at White Harbor, were the words with which they parted, and he really hoped he could keep that promise. That they both could. And that they could have been just Robb and Theon for a single day, once they’d been there. That was the only thing he would have asked. One day, after both of them defeat their enemies. Then they should have gone back and thought about taking Casterly Rock and how the rest of the war would have evolved, but they deserved some hours when they’d been able to forget about the crowns they were wearing.
Or: Robb and Theon are riding into two very different battles.
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i will take (good care of you) by greekphilosophress
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Aug 2023
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jeyne's ship arrives with the sun
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Last Serving Daughter by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Nov 2022
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"No hope in the air, / No hope in the water, / Not even for me, / Your last serving daughter." - Laura Marling, 'Hope in the Air.'
Gwen brings to mind Quellon’s doomed reforms and the stares and gossip that followed him, once the most renowned and famed of all Ironborn, at the end of his life. How the mighty have fallen. Balon will be glad to be rid of her; once she’s married, she’s no longer his responsibility, even if she’s widowed. He doesn’t want to have to so much look at her again, not anymore than he did after the Rebellion, when she did nothing but weep and cling to his increasingly unhinged wife.
…The greenlanders were formed from clay and sand and mud, and once you dunk them in water, they crumble and drown. The Ironborn were forged from stone and steel; their God loves them so that He made them unbreakable, undaunted, undefeated. Except when they are defeated. And then He loves them a little less.
(In which Quellon's final child by his last wife, a stillborn daughter, survives.)
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Coup d'etat by Gothmoglordofbalrogs
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Mar 2022
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The voice of House Stark is rising and Steward Denethor II is a jealous, dangerous man. Daenerys Targaryen finds stowaways aboard the Silverwing. Ciri and Galahad enjoy Hjalmar’s band.
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- Part 3 of A Universe of Legend
- Language:
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Victarion and Asha join forces before the Kingsmoot.
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A Dish Best Served Cold by Wardown for chss, ReganX, Targaryen Pug, Reddragon1995
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Aug 2021
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"I applaud you for making me hate Sansa even more than ever! Ned for sure would be rolling in his grave" - tangent.
"Dark Sansa is horrifying" - Saju.
"Hello! You told me this is one story where that filthy little creature Tyrion gets what he deserves. And let me tell you, it was fucking amazing! Getting his cock chopped off and stuffed in his mouth. Hopefully he was still alive to feel that... Loved this" - White Dragon Wolf.
"The sight of Sansa in armor is like so cool haha, the blood of warriors runs in their Stark veins. Great chapter as always!
*returns to corner rooting for Dark Sansa" - Akhmal"This is the most annoying story i have ever read. Daenerys burned a whole city, and this story is determined to make her look like a victim..pathetic!" Chinggay 85.
"Fire is the champion of House Stark" - Her Grace, Sansa Stark, First of her Name, by the Grace of the Old Gods and the New, Queen in the North and Lady of Winterfell
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- Part 4 of The Wolf Queen
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Like the Time Before the Time Before by ariel2me
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2021
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A collection of preseries drabbles and ficlets.
Chapter 27: Uncle Maester
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- Part 1 of Drabble/Ficlet Collection
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Acts of Treason by deweydecibelsystem
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jun 2021
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Civil war is unavoidable.
Or, Myrcella proves herself a Baratheon, despite her blood.
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A Vicious, Vengeful Sea by kenniiohontesha
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Jun 2021
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“This week on Tears of Lys True Crime we’ll be covering a case as convoluted as it is disturbing. The last surviving son of an Ironborn politician seduced by an enigmatic stranger, a Northern teen who slipped through the cracks of social services into the hands of sex traffickers, a wedding, a window, a basement and a blog. This week we will be unpacking the horrifying case of Theon Greyjoy, Jeyne Poole and Ramsay Bolton. This week’s episode is sponsored by Highgarden Harvest Meal Planning, from the Jade Sea Juice Cleanse to the Dothraki Diet, summer bodies are made in the winter, use code TEARS-OF-LYS for 50% off your first order. Before we begin, this podcast covers disturbing real-life incidents. This case will feature graphic discussions of violence, including violence inflicted on a child and animal abuse. Listener discretion is advised.”