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So Do the Proud Men Die by Funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom
17 Oct 2025
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Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.
Spidey knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Spidey trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.
That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.
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Deadpool and Wolverine Prepare for a Doomsday by Yikes1981
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Oct 2025
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As Deadpool and Wolverine have settled into their new lives post-movie, a friend (?) shows up, asking for their help, and they get sent on a mission across the multiverse, that could decide the fate for the entire MCU.
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Iron Phoenix by Vikrant_Utekar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
13 Oct 2025
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When the Dursleys abandon young Harry at an orphanage, fate takes a sharp turn. At nearly seven, Harry catches the eye of billionaire genius Tony Stark during a PR visit. What starts as an impulsive decision becomes life-changing, as Tony adopts him. Growing up with Iron Man as a father, Harry’s destiny merges magic, technology, and heroism in ways no one could predict.
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Deadpool’s Dysfunctional Family Circus (or: The Ultimate Avengers Adoption Saga) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Doctor Strange (Movies)
28 Sep 2025
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Deadpool has a dream: a big, happy, glitter-bombed family made up of the world’s most dangerous superheroes. So naturally, he starts adopting the Avengers. Emotionally. Legally. Sometimes magically.
He's slowly going through the Avengers and family-ing them up. And Peter Parker? He’s stuck in the middle of this found-family fever dream just trying not to cry or die.
Featuring legally questionable contracts, chaotic game nights, blood-oathed Nerf wars, and more dad jokes than the multiverse can tolerate.
Welcome to the Deadpool Family Plan™: no refunds, no survivors, all vibes.
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Peter Parker and the Custody Hearing Nobody Asked For (or: Why Daredevil Won’t Answer His Phone) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Sep 2025
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When Deadpool decides he’s Peter Parker’s “fun, responsible, chimichanga-providing guardian,” the line between custody hearing and full-blown circus blurs. Tony Stark tries to maintain order. Spoiler: he fails spectacularly. Featuring mop buckets, sock puppets, churros, and the MCU payroll. You’ve been warned.
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Sep 2025
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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The Great NYPD Escape (or: Dadpool and the Interrogation Apocalypse) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2025
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Spider-Man is stuck in an interrogation room… until Deadpool bursts in with katanas, glitter, and a chicken on a secret spy mission. Matt Murdock tries to keep things calm, but chaos escalates faster than you can say “property damage.” Explosions of sarcasm, homicidal parenting, and superhero-level mayhem ensue, leaving the NYPD, raccoons, and literally everyone else questioning reality. Buckle up for the world’s loudest, most glittery, and absolutely unhinged rescue mission ever.
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says. -
Spiderweb by pkzzz
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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After the blip everything went from bad to absolutely horrible, in an attempt to save the young vigilante. Dr. Strange sent Peter to another world, to another universe when no one could hurt him. Peter woke up with his whole body in pain and not knowing where he was, since everything looked similar and different at the same time. Peter would find himself trying to survive in Gotham and having a Bat family behind him and mostly more important, his own mind and thoughts.
Before Peter could died on the blip, Dr. Strange sent him to a different world, thinking it would be the best for him instead of dying i the arms of his mentor…Oh, who wrong he was.
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[Podfic] The Teenage Vigilante's Guide To Saving New York (And Making Friends Along The Way) by Boompowkablam
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Defenders (Marvel TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Iron Fist (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jul 2025
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A Podfic Of Candlesneedflame's Story
While Tony's assistance with all of Peter's technological needs has been invaluable, he hasn't managed to be much of a mentor when it comes to the actual hero aspect of being a powered person. After a chance encounter, Peter finds himself being mentored by none other than Daredevil with no shortage of guest-taught lessons from the older vigilante's friends and acquaintances. This exposure to the grittier side of the city and vigilantism as a whole leads Peter to discover a conspiratorial plot to destroy New York City.
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“Okay!” he said, voice cheery. “What I want to say is, that makes me feel worse. I’m glad I saved you, Wolvie, really. But… you don’t owe me anything. You know that, right? I-I don’t want to have somehow Marvel Jesus style timeline stockholmed you into being with me. That’d be so not awesome sauce.” Wade laughed wetly, masking his choked out sob with a laugh.
“Awful sauce, even. Like- the worst expired sauce, at the back of our fridge with Al’s DIY moldy cheese. God, we really have to throw that out.” He furiously scrubbed at his watering eyes. “Fuck, this is embarrassing.”
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Aunt Jemima and The Problem of Being Alive by mochillie
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Spider-Man crossed his arms. "I’m not hungry.”
“Come on, Twiggy," Deadpool pleaded as he shoved the plate forward. “I labored over these pancakes just for you. Grandma’s recipe!”
Spider-Man twisted towards the kitchen and narrowed his eyes at the box of pancake mix. “Your grandma is Aunt Jemima?”
“Yes, and now I am swooping in like an ethnically diverse knight to feed you! Come on, they're getting cold."
“Fine.” Spider-Man grabbed the plate roughly, pulling it to his chest. He shoved his mask up to his nose and dug the fork into the pancake as if it had personally insulted his mother.
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Deadpool, hopelessly in love with Spider-Man, attempts to rekindle their relationship after a past falling out by inserting himself into the vigilante's life. Chaos ensues as he tries to prove he's changed, but their conflicting morals and Spider-Man's mysterious decline in health make the task far more complicated than he anticipated.
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What's Dick Tracy Got That I Ain't Got? by AnakinxSky
Fandoms: Captain America: The First Avenger - Fandom, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 May 2025
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The year is 1956, and the newly formed Avengers have a new set of heroes. A ragtag group that showed rather promising evidence when Captain America and Iron Man found them in the lower levels of New York.
Natasha Romanoff, a former Red Room operative, around 23 years old.
Clint Barton, an excellent archer from America but a little questionable with his checkered past. Around 28.
Sam Wilson, good guy, just distant. Pretty young as well.
And lastly, someone who never gave his name, but Natasha introduced him as Winter. Not even Tony Stark could tell his age. His metal arm and familiar stance makes Captain America do some digging…
(This fic mates up with another one-shot I wrote a few months ago, the link is posted in the prelude )Series
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A Secret Third Thing by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Ever since the entire world forgot his existence, Peter has been having a little trouble asking for help, mainly because the Avengers are pretentious assholes and he really doesn’t need to be on SHIELD’s radar again. It turns out that if you get your ass handed to you enough time next to Hell’s Kitchen, the Devil might take notice and lend a hand.
(Aka, Team Red origins)
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Logan struggles between his own internalized homophobia and his attraction to Wade.
Wade, on the other hand, knows exactly what he wants—and it’s Logan.
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Help Me, Help you by GreenFlamedWriter
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), SpideyPool Comics
07 Feb 2025
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His first thought was to be spider-man but...he was not his best right now, he was still out of it. Also that thing wore his face, what else had it done? And if Spider-Man was out of commision?
...He picked up his phone and cleared his throat as he dialed the number."Hey whatsup spidey! Hey, now isn't a good time-"
"Um, Mr Wilson? This is Peter."
"Ugh - Mr parker is there any reason to be calling me? its actually ironic,"Peter ignored that, "Yes, since you were the one who drugged up my body guard he's out of commision-"
"Uh, sorry?"
"You should be, I'm requesting you to help me look into something, can you come over to my apartment, I would request Parker Industries but thats the main reason why I'm making this phonecall."
"...Okay? Can do CEO man!" -
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Together with his parents, Ryan owned a huge company which controlled the whole city. Because of Ryan's father's high status and cruelty, he had made enemies who tried to hurt him and Ryan. When Ryan gets attacked few times, his father decided to hire a bodyguard for his son, a man called Hugh.
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A bump named Chimichanga by KittyKatZorse
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
27 Jan 2025
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When Missy's boyfriend leaves her six-months pregnant and alone, luckily for her Wade Wilson is just next-door and MORE than willing to join in on her 3am pregnancy cravings and her slow waddles up the stairs. Life is always so much better when you have a mercenary looking out for you.
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Sickness Lingers by firework187
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Jan 2025
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Bilbo meets the company and at last, a very handsome dwarf, who seems to hate him at first…
(Based more on the movies with lines and characters. I added some more angst bc there’s no such thing as too many angst! I also added more lines and heartbreak.)
(Also definitely not my best work)
Updates: whenever I feel like it, leave me alone, I graduate in four months, I need to study
ALSO! Once again, English is not my first language. So sorry for any misunderstanding and misspelling.
Hope you enjoy this gay chaos! :)) (yes, I did have to rewrite chaos at least 4 times to get it right…) -
The Only Hope For Me (Is You) by Adsdragonlover
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
23 Jan 2025
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When Spider-Man gets evicted, Wade offers to let the hero live with him. Identities are revealed and Wade contracts Hanahaki. But he can totally handle it. Yep. 100%. It’s Not a problem.
(Until it really, really is.)
Featuring The Boxes and Wade being so very in love.
Now completed!