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well, i wanna go back (but i'm halfway to the place where we will meet) by flibbertygigget
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
18 Jul 2023
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It took Roger Doofenshmirtz 27 years to finally understand how deeply fucked everything was. It takes him 20 more to finally figure out how to reach his brother.
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Roger is all too aware that his family isn't perfect. But, he thinks, if they can just accept it and move forward, put all this nastiness behind them, surely they can make it a proper family at last. If they'll just work with him, if they'll just try-
He doesn't understand why Heinz can't let it go.
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He leaves the building with a vague affirmative and sets off down the sidewalk. Everything is thick and green-tinted with the promise of rain. He greets constituents who pass him, shakes a few hands, extricates himself from political discussions with a well-timed smile, does all these things effortlessly. He does everything effortlessly. He had done most of the painting on Heinz’s masterpiece replica himself, from memory, and even that had been—almost effortless. A few days with a book, learning how paints worked; a few days with a practice canvas, learning how the physics of the chemistry combined. Hundreds of dollars in supplies, finding just the right colors in just the right textures. It had been simple. Roger had very little trouble making the world around him into just the shape he preferred, and a canvas posed no particularly new difficulty. When Heinz had painted, he had seemed so tense; fever-glowing, spotted with pigment for days at a time, growling over splotches of slightly too yellow, like he’d been physically fighting the canvas for dominance. Nothing came easily to Heinz.
Roger wonders what failure feels like. Heinz is always failing, he’s in a perpetual state of it, and he doesn’t seem to care for it much. But Roger remembers the painting, he remembers Heinz grabbing his arm in the dining hall, physically lifting him off the bench—sporty, muscular Roger hauled off by half-starved Heinz—the rush across the grass, the dim light of the morning bright around his brother’s pale face. He had some inkling, even then, that the failures were what made these few successes so terrible and bright. For the brief length of time it took them to race across that quad, Heinz had been a giant striding the earth.
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A father without a family finds a son without a family.
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been backpacking across Europe for a year in a desperate attempt to run away from his own thoughts. He's out of money and out of luck, but doesn't even know where he wants to go next. It's lonely being a genius, and sometimes he wonders if it would be easier if he didn't have to think. One phone call to the right person might change his mind about that.
(Or: An examination of Heinz's mental state and his relationship with Roger during his post-college backpacking years. The boys have a difficult conversation they'll probably never speak of again.)
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It's the start of summer, which means two brothers living in the wonderful, Tri-State Area, led by their beloved mayor, will be making the most of the 104 days of summer vacation before they need to head back to school.
It also seems that the doctor living above the beloved mayor is up to his mischievous ways, meaning a certain semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action is called to thwart him!
It's Perry the Platypus's job to defeat the precocious Dr. Flynn as he tries to take Mayor Fletcher out of power while keeping the cover as a mindless pet to Heinz and Roger Doofenschmirtz.
(Or... Phineas and Ferb swap au where Heinz and Roger swap with Phineas and Ferb. The ages stay the same, though.)
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Traumata werden geheilt 💙
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Amazing amazing amazing!! Simply delightful <3
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Perry's not the most social platypus in the world. Peter the Panda wants to change that.
A series of stories dealing with the pair's developing friendship and the friends they make along the way.
There's fluff, healthy relationships, and an absolutely ridiculous amount of hurt/comfort.- Words:
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Perry and Heinz have retired and although Perry’s problems might’ve been resolved, Heinz's are just starting. What is he supposed to do with his life when he doesn’t have the outlet of evil anymore? And how is he supposed to fit alongside all these parts of Perry that he only just found out about?
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- Part 4 of The Flynn-Fletcher Family-Inator
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When Mabel hears Dr. Doofenshmirtz's backstory, she decides something needs to be done. If that something ends up being dragging Heinz all the way to City Hall so the brothers can talk it out, well, she's seen it all before. Grudge holding family members are nothing new for her and with Perry's help she's sure she can fix these broken teacups.
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Four conversations Roger Doofenshmirtz could have lived without.
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For Roger, most problems revolved around his brother. This one was no different.
What happens when half the buildings in Danville just happen to get turned into fog and everyone needs a place to sleep?
Roger is already at his wit's end with Heinz, and the night is just beginning. Except it doesn't go quite the way he imagined it would because Heinz may have forgotten to mention he has trouble sleeping at night, especially when a certain platypus is supposed to be with his owners.(Or: At two am, the screaming started, the fanfic.)
(And yes, there will be reconciliation. Why? Because they both deserve it. Also romantic Perryshmirtz. If that's not your thing, please just don't read. Thank you in advance.) -
A Tale of Two Birthdays by detectivejigsaw for AligningDucks
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb
12 Oct 2023
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I mean, technically it's the same birthday-or two birthdays that are just happening on the same day. But that counts, right?
AKA Doof finds out that Stan's birthday is on the same day as Vanessa's, and Stan continues having angst over how his life has changed.
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- Part 5 of Stan Doofenshmirtz
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"You do not have a brother. You have never experienced anything this
ferocious or intentional with another person." - You Are Jeff by Richard Siken."I know he's a pain in the rear," And there it is, her little snide anti-Heinz comments. Roger, for all his criticisms of Heinz, could never hear her insult him again and it would be too soon. Heinz may be irritating but Roger knows, to some degree, that it's unfair.
Heinz isn't the worst man to ever exist. He's just difficult. But all the argumentation Roger might have had against his mother has been long wiped from him. He knows better than to argue with her.
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After taking the next step in her relationship with Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn begins to think about Buford's Candace suit, and remember a few things about a girl named Kevin that she really wishes had stayed buried.
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"Oh hello. So nice of you to visit, completely unannounced stranger. I am Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, former evil scientist and now middle-aged super scientist! I go on wacky multiversal adventures with my two grandkids, Morty and Summer, my daughter, Vanessa, and my son-in-law, Jerry! And uh, maybe Perry the platypus? I mean last I heard, he's retired, cause y'know, no more evil Doof to fight, but uh, hey anything is possible."
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Five Times Heinz Doofenshmirtz Looked To The Past, And One Time He Looked To The Future by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
21 Oct 2020
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Even when Heinz runs out of backstories, Perry is there to listen.
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What Was Once Broken Can Still Be Repaired by revenblue for TeenagerForever
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
14 Feb 2024
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"Hello, Heinz," Roger said, in that condescending way Heinz had always hated. "Your, er, platypus friend here came by my office a few days ago with an invitation. I didn't know you celebrated your birthday."
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Or: Perry the Platypus lays the groundwork to improve another of Heinz's familial relationships.
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They hated each other. That’s what they thought. So why did it hurt so bad when they fought
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz was the mysterious, reclusive, genius founder of the most innovative technology company in the world. He was also a single father, a billionaire, a survivor and a person of interest to the secret organization called O.W.C.A.
Henry "Perry" Fletcher had a stellar military career up until he'd been wounded and lost the ability to speak. Newly drafted to the O.W.C.A., his first mission is to gather intelligence on the Doofenshmirtz brothers. Honestly it'd been easier to do his job when he wasn't living with his family, who had no idea what he's done for most of his career.
Little do Heinz and Perry realize that their meeting will jumpstart a series of events that will change their lives forever.
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Dr. Doktor is a well-known therapist, and he is so good at what he does. He loves to help people and literally has dedicated his life to it. He loves to talk, to hear about others problems, and to work through how to fix them. He has been working in this field for over twenty years and by now, he has dealt with almost every type of client he can think of. He is prepared for everything, and no one is too far gone for him to fix.
Then he meets Dr. Doofenshmirtz.