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    Jake From State Farm by

    Fandoms: Victorious (TV)  

    19 May 2020

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    Tori has bad handwriting and Jade misinterprets a very important letter.

    - OR -

    Jade reads Tori's diary but makes a critical error in her reading.

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    Lightning Strikes Thrice v2: Deluxe Magnum Overdrive Edition by

    Fandoms: Christian Bible, Tenacious D (Band), America's Got Talent RPF, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bionicle - All Media Types, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Club Penguin, Skullgirls (Video Game), Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, 機動戦士ガンダム 鉄血のオルフェンズ | Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans, The Sandman (Comics)  

    13 Apr 2023

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    A very typical battle of the bands.

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    badfic by ,

    Fandom: All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder - Frank Miller (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics), Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, My Immortal, Star Trek: The Original Series, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Thor (Movies)

    21 May 2021

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    why? because.

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    virus' birthday party (ft. trip) by

    Fandoms: DRAMAtical Murder  

    13 Apr 2014

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    it isn't even his birthday and trip's peen is hard. dramatical antics ensue. cornhole

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    Progressive Khakis by

    Fandoms: Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, TV Commercials  

    28 Feb 2016

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    A little story I wrote about Jake x Flo

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    Optimus Prime goes crazy and vores his family because Elsa vaccinated his kids. by

    Fandoms: Transformers: Armada, Frozen (2013), statefarm, Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Dragon Ball, Batman - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)  

    12 Nov 2018

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    Optimus Prime goes crazy and vores his family because Elsa vaccinated his kids.

    This is not an anti-vaccination fic. It's just something I made as a joke.

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    S.I.G.H. by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Jake From State Farm - Fandom  

    28 Feb 2019

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    Jake liked working for State Farm. Or at least he did... until he was promoted to the position of S.I.G.H.: Superhero Incident General Head. Now, Jake is stuck cleaning up the Avengers’ messes.

    “There’s no need to shout, sir.” Sigh. “I’m sorry, but there is nothing I can do. Damage caused by the being known as Thor cannot be held against him in civil court.” Sigh. “Because, sir, under current federal policy any actions committed by him or his brother Loki are considered an Act Of God.”

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    Everything's Jake by for shnuffeluv

    Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Back in the Office" Commercial, State Farm Insurance "State of Unrest" Commercials  

    25 Dec 2020

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    It's not just a job, it's a ... transformative experience.

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    Into Every Generation... by for shnuffeluv

    Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Back in the Office" Commercial, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials  

    25 Dec 2020

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    Always two there are: a Jake, and his trainee.

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  10. 12

    Off the Clock by

    Fandoms: TV Commercials  

    16 Mar 2012

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    “What does it mean when a woman asks over the phone what you’re wearing?” Jake asked.

    Flo’s eyes widened. Mayhem sputtered. The gecko stumbled forward.

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    A Super Sexy State Farm Fanfiction by

    Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Back in the Office" Commercial  

    20 May 2022

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    ...I'm sorry. This was a 3 am idea from one of my friends that I decided to make real. This is a story about Jake from State Farm meeting a woman named Janet Lewis and them having a love affair, unbeknownst to his boyfriend, Adam. This story is comical more than anything, but it's very smutty and it would mean the world to me if you would give it a read!

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    Insurance Insurgence by

    Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, State Farm Insurance "Magic Jingle" Commercials, State Farm Insurance "State of Unrest" Commercials, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Geico TV Commercials  

    18 May 2022

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm fell in love with each other in a Romeo and Juliet type of event?

    Me neither.

    But if you have (or if you're curious now), read to find out! Enjoy the level of insanity! (And it is, in fact, a high level of insanity)

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    ¡¡THE ONE AND ONLY BARNAVERSE!! by

    Fandom: Barnaverse, Barnaverse (bbu AU), Billie Bust Up (Video Game), Burn Pygmalion!!! A Better Guide To Romance, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon - Fandom, Real life - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), State Farm Insurance "Magic Jingle" Commercials, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), The Barnaverse (bbu au)

    17 Apr 2025

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    The barnaverse is a RP based au made in a discord server based on Barnaby, there are two channels of rp (serious rp and lighthearted goofy rp) most feral Barnaby incidents incidents took place in the lighthearted rp

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    The State of It All -- State Farm's Jake Finds Gay Love by

    Fandoms: Jake From State Farm - Fandom  

    07 Oct 2021

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    A sad day for Duo by for Tiffania you love me and you know it

    Fandoms: Honeymoon - Duolingo Stories, Mr.Clean - Fandom  

    02 Feb 2021

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    His laugh, his smile, the way the sun reflected off of his shiny bald head, every memory he had of his former boyfriend sent a million knives into his heart. It was all his fault, and now he’ll never see him again.

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    Two Dumbasses Try to Write Art by

    Fandoms: Original Work, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Undertale (Video Game), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei | The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, Super Smash Brothers, Fortnite (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb, Back at the Barnyard (Cartoon), PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS (Video Game), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Hentai - Fandom, Epithet Erased (Cartoon), Trans Rights - Fandom, gamers - Fandom, 300 (Movies), Family Guy (Cartoon), Alien Series, olive garden - Fandom, Real-Time Fandub Games, Aliens in the Attic (2009), Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game), Smash Mouth (Band), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Sonic Underground, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Christian Bible, The Ring (2002), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Community (TV)  

    24 Mar 2024

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    Two idiots try to write a story while switching between each other every other word.

    This is the result.

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    The Color of your Khakis by

    Fandoms: Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Undertale (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, state farm insurance, Deltarune (Video Game), Geico TV Commercials, Liberty Mutual "The Accident Forgiveness" Commercials, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    21 Apr 2022

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    But if there was one thing keeping you going, it had to be your secret crush, Jake from State Farm. He attended your school, and you were in the same geometry class together. He was dazzling to look at, so charming and mysterious in all of his ways. Jake was kind, always wanting to help others whenever they had a problem. And his sexy khakis always made you blush whenever you walked by him in the hallways. His dark brown orbs always seemed to glitter in the light, his smile warm and comforting. Just thinking about him was making your face flush a light red, like the color of his shirt.
    But how could you ever confess to him?

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    Alternate Supernatural Endings by ,

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    21 May 2021

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    Unhappy with 15x20? Read on for a plethora of humorous alternate last episodes. Some fix things. Some make things worse.

    from chapter 1, How the Finale Could Have Been Worse:

    "Because Dean told him, before getting nailed, at a pie festival, that when people who you love die, you should ignore them, and stuff your face instead. Sam did not want to be an eeyore. So he would move on, in honor of Dean’s denial and horrible coping mechanisms. He also vowed to never eat a vegetable again. It hurt him, but losing Dean hurt more, so he deserved it for not bringing the poor sucker back."

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    Pain Train by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Jan 2018

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    Jake from State Farm is a transfer student from America. Harry is mesmerized.

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    The coverage of love by for sarah ;)

    Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Magic Jingle" Commercials, Geico TV Commercials  

    15 Dec 2020

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    Jake from State Farm appears to help the Geico Gecko only to find love

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