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Carlos poisoned himself and Banica, but he was the only one to die. Now, what else could Banica do but eat his body and reminisce their last meal together.
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Banica Conchita, for reasons unknown even to herself, invites her childhood friend to work as a poison taster in the mansion. That couldn't possibly lead to them staying together forever even if Banica forges a contract with a demon and becomes a demon herself.
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- Part 1 of Hungry Girl & Side Dishes
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Evillious Chronicles Incorrect Quotes by Dokushoka_Bookworm777 for cr1msonbalemoon
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
16 Aug 2025
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Nemesis: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Germaine: In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
Irina: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.As explained by the title, this fic is about Evillious Chronicles characters and their (totally canon) shenanigans! Featuring canon-compliant quotes, alternate scenarios, quotes that may be from an alternate universe, and quotes with no context
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Mayonnaise fried chicken [REUPLOAD] by ArteXPollo (WickedMaid69), Happy_To_Serve (WickedMaid69), WickedMaid69
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
16 Jul 2025
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Carlos Marlon thought his worst day was behind him—until he was kidnapped by twins obsessed with fried chicken toppings.
Maybe they are a bit too much into mayo.
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Evillious (but no one takes it seriously) by dlowerploweflo
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
25 Jun 2025
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Basically, if a sleep deprived person decides to poorly explain evillious.
Not lore accurate, don’t expect it to be, and I update when I want to.
[OSS through Gluttony done, midway through Pride]
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something we'll need someday by blossomofhope (wander1ngstars)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
24 Jun 2025
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Arte, at something of a loose end (or rather, bored out of her mind in Marlon), considers a few things.
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- Part 3 of genesis, and what came before
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how to tell your boss and coworkers about your marriage to the father of all malice: a guide by Lich Arklow by karmaofevil
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
05 May 2025
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"I don't think they know we're married."
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Lich and Seth are married, so they make it into a gam— experiment
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a grEAT reincarnation by Gacha_sakura
Fandoms: 여주인공의 오빠를 지키는 방법 - 킨 | The Way to Protect the Female Lead's Older Brother - Kin, Evillious Chronicles
20 Apr 2025
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As her new body is search for, Banica soul has reincarnated but yet... she still remember. But that didn't matter, what matter is that now he shall eat.
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emo seth tries to be kind to lich
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Seth loves lich but lich hates him
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Sethlich married fluff
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... I'm very predictable, right? When I wrote in my last post that the New Year's drawing will involve another twin pair, I'm sure everyone knew I was going to draw these two.
Arte and Pollo are allowed to have champagne and sparklers without adult supervision, because they're the adult supervision.
I also wanted to draw 2025 into the picture somehow. If you count how many fingers they're holding up from left to right, you get 2025, so that's what I ended up coming up with...
(At first, I had the idea of involving Banica or Carlos, but I don't like them so they're not in the picture. I'm sure you can make your own fanart of them or find drawings from other people if you really feel like there's a deficit.)
Thanks to everyone who was interested in the sketching and lining process. Enjoy the fully colored drawing.
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I didn't tell anyone I was writing this or that I was unwell. I've had mental health issues for most of my teen years, and it's gotten to the point where I'm so violently suicidal that I'm sure I'd lose it if I didn't get these thoughts out. Even though they're not who I usually write about, Arte and Pollo don't get a happy ending in canon and aren't really allowed to express their violent urges, so I wanted them to have fun.
The world begins again and ends again. The characters in the time loop relive the story over and over again. If someone were to die in a different way than they did in canon, they're resurrected minutes later to keep up appearances. After all, the readers can't know.
A pair of twin servants work for the Conchita mansion's cannibalistic lady.
The maid, Arte, is the older sister, feisty and impulsive. The butler, Pollo, is the younger brother, mischievous and sarcastic. Despite their innocent looks, the two blonde kids are desensitized, insatiable sadomasochists.
What better way to deal with a world that's falling apart than to take advantage of the loop and have fun killing yourselves and then patching each other up, over and over again?
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“So? What the hell do you want us to do? Watch gay movies or what?” he replied dryly.
“Not ‘us’ but you and someone else.” Gammon raised an eyebrow. The hell did she mean by that? Why did he have to suffer the most in this theater? He’s pretty sure he is the Capriccio Farce’s punching bag.
Gammon continued squinting his eyes and with a laugh, Ma replied.
“Not watching gay movies. Just chilling in a room. By the way, I mean you and another person who is suffering in this place lol.”
Who else suffered in this place anyways? Obviously not the Director Doll, she literally leads this place. Not Arte and Pollo, since they sure seem happy playing tricks on everyone, especially him. Master of the Graveyard is too busy watching over the twins, and Waiter is always slacking off. And visibly, Ma is living the time of her life in this reality-show looking place.
Then he heard a sound, and was met with a glare that was devoid of emotions.
Oh yea, he forgot Gear existed.
or; It's pride month so the entire Capriccio Farce staff decides that the two gays must realize their love for eachother
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- Part 1 of .・🏳🌈︴Evillious Chronicles Gays ✰
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Twins of God request post! by artepollo (orphan_account), hänsel (orphan_account), ney (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
30 Oct 2024
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I really like Hänsel and Gretel and all of their reincarnations and I don't think this site has enough content of them. In my free time, or when I don't want to work on my other posts, I would like to write and draw for these characters.
Ideally, I will be writing short one shots and/or drawing the scenes that are requested.
More info in the first chapter. Come in, I don't bite.
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The rabbit problem by artepollo (orphan_account), evilfood (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
04 Sep 2024
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Banica Conchita ignores the apparent danger their cucumber plants are in. The same can't be said for her little maid and butler, who are already taking the matters into their own hands.
The first guess is that the chickens somehow got out of the coop, but it's quickly disproved by Pollo's investigation and the fact that the chickens also seem to be victims themselves. Everything points to a colony of wild rabbits having moved into the garden.
In the official Arte and Pollo Headquarters (their shared bedroom), the twins construct an elaborate plan on figuring out what happened and putting a stop to this mysterious reign of terror.
Arte has a couple of bad ideas, including but not limited to: setting up traps, putting the vegetable patch somewhere else, standing guard and shooing all rabbits away, and finally: literally declaring war on them.
Arte may be small, but the discovered rabbit burrow is smaller, and she fails to annex it. After cleaning up and changing their political views, she and her brother come to the conclusion that violence isn't the answer.
Maybe the rabbits are better at diplomacy than they thought.
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Love you for all your evil (but hate you for being you) by karmaofevil
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
02 Sep 2024
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They would find a nice bird, gently nurturing it and caring for it, then one day they would take a stake knife and plunge it into the back and then steal the wings. Finally they'd fly towards a future the true mask dreamt for them, a World made of Malice, where destruction followed everyone.
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About identites, birds, malice and the ever-changing emotion of hate.
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All this time I've waited, my death was recreated by hänsel (orphan_account) for song_of_the_stars, wander1ngstars
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
30 Aug 2024
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(Illustrated.)
When there's no one to draw for, cook with, tell bad jokes to, Hänsel, Pollo, Lemy, whoever he really is, is left with his own thoughts. The only time he gets to do that nowadays is when he's asleep, any other time he has to play the dumb, innocent boy who doesn't take anything seriously.
Ever since the beginning of his existence, he had always been prone to brutal, horrible nightmares. After each death he prayed they would die along with him, but at this point, the boy is more nightmare than human.
Is it even worth keeping on if the thousand years you've
livedsurvived just can't leave your head? How do these things even keep coming back to him? He thought talking to people about his problems would help, but it seems like they've stopped taking him seriously. Like the boy who cried wolf.After all, who is Hänsel, if not Banica Conchita's unserious little butler Pollo, if not Julia Abelard's little jester son Lemy?
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I thought chickens could swim by artepollo (orphan_account), tw_incest (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
17 Aug 2024
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The weather is really good lately in Beelzenia. With this sudden influx of sunshine and warmth, Arte and Pollo realize that they're almost absurdly pale, and decide that they want to do something about it. More precisely, Arte decides, and Pollo, like the ever-tortured little brother he is, has to go along with it.
Maybe Lady Conchita deserves a break from her mischievous maid and butler as well, at least for one afternoon. She quickly agrees to let the twins go down to the lake near the mansion (affectionately referred to as "the beach") since there's nothing for them to work on recently.
Searing hot weather, an absurdly cool lake, and two curious teenagers, is an all around bad combination.
They end up doing a little more than just building sandcastles.
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Red String of Hate by artepollo (orphan_account), evilfood (orphan_account), tw_incest (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
04 Aug 2024
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(Illustrated.)
The argument started over something small, and eventually grew into Arte and Pollo not speaking to each other after they finished serving lunch. Nothing worrying about that, they're twin siblings, after all, it's normal for them to not get along sometimes.
The maid girl took an afternoon nap. Even if she doesn't cool down completely (she never does) by the time she wakes up again, at least things will be less confusing. Or so she thought.
Because Arte wakes up with a red thread tied around her thumb, and her twin brother is nowhere to be found. Despite a nagging feeling in the back of her mind that she should just untie the knot and go back to bed, she follows its lead through the Conchita mansion.
That red thread will end up tangled around basically everybody (including a weird pie that Josef has baked), one way or another. And at the other end, of course, is Pollo.