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Reality Mixed by Tolkienobssessionist
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Nov 2025
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He ignores the murmur of Khuzdul that passed between the dwarves as he made his way to the door. His footfalls against the cool floorboards silent as he thought back again on who would be arriving, a smile coming to his lips as he remembered that it would be the princes.
Already beginning to prepare himself for the chaos bound to ensue.
But his mood shifted as his mind flashed with the last moments of said princes, making his expression fall. His hand hovered above the handle of his front door, driving back the darkness that had begun to settle in his chest. He promised himself something, that he wouldn’t let any of the company to die their original deaths.
He would do his best to fulfill that promise, the consequences for the future be damned. And so he composed himself, a polite smile playing at his lips and a greeting on his tongue.
Before he paused, standing frozen in his doorway. Being met with a dwarf he’s never seen before standing inbetween the princes, his muted green eyes meeting his own hazel ones.
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Kodokushi Kid by Mutt_TheGhost
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
04 Nov 2025
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When a team of weird teenagers find themselves in a secret ghost hunting organization they find out they have to work toguether to uncover the bigger secret behind the company. Of course with the help of an withdrawn, mysterious and not so friendly ghost that Kai will have to endure if he wants to get to the bottom of this.
Basically a ghost busters Ninjago AU but more gay
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The dust has settled on the Battle of Hogwarts, and Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt outlines his plan to rebuild the country. But for Hermione Granger, the real struggle has just begun. She embarks on a private mission to find her missing family and rebuild her life in the ashes of the war. Her journey will lead her to unlikely friendships, new family bonds, scandalous lies in the Daily Prophet, and a chance encounter in a Muggle cage fight that will change everything.
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- Part 1 of Merlin's Daughter and the Titan
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bão tố trên vai anh by karrinameansmonewillloveutilltheend
Fandoms: Tân Binh Toàn Năng (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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tao viết ra hiện thức mà mắt thường không nhìn thấy, lột tả dối trá mà rõ như ban ngày.
hay là,
chuyện đời thường của anh em 2003.
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DHAR MAN CACTHES THE PLAUGE YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT by J4ck0l4nern_AND_T4bby_JK
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Nov 2025
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I’m going a ‘little’ bit insane, so!! Here’s my wonderful book based on the best YT channel ever!! Tomorrow's teachings.(escept I tried not to be problematic, cuz u alreally know im not about that shoit)
DISCLAIMER: if you didn’t notice, this book is obviously satire!! I just made this to clear all of the deranged shit out of my head. Probably no continuity in this but whatever……
Also this isnt' achtiullay about dhar man i just couldnt think of a title lmaoSeries
- Part 1 of Dhar man plauge
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A series of Naruto scripts by WindyOakes
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Nov 2025
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Naruto scripts based around my original character Hitomi Hyuga
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That's deep by chiboGJ
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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Clark Kent gets forced (persuaded) to go to hell (a rich gala) but when him and a certain Bruce Wayne meet, things get spicy, bloody, and a bit soft too. How will the two navigate their undeniable attraction? How will Bruce face his demons while Clark finds himself and his voice?
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a VERY fluffy smutty fic with a tiniest pinch of angst
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Rules of Us by goldenverse
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Golden - Jungkook (Album), 화양연화 | Most Beautiful Moment in Life - BTS (Albums)
03 Nov 2025
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Clear rules. No feelings. They call it the Rules of Us — a plan with boundaries, nothing more.
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We all know they need a happy ending by renatamf89
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 Nov 2025
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What if after Resident Evil 4, they get a good life?
That's what I'll do!
Ignore almost everything after 4
STRONG SPOILER FROM THE REMAKES.
And NSFW because I am that good writing it hahaha (not all chapters, I'll let you guys know
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C.U.M Trio ft others by FVR1N4_D3_F0NTA1N3, I_EAT_BROWNIES_WITH_ARSENIC_XD
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 Nov 2025
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chaos with angst
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If you've done nothing wrong, blue lights will just pass you by ;) by Melody_Bc
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
03 Nov 2025
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New students in college make it their responsibility to find out who is Isagi Yoichi and what happened since no one will tell them their selves.
Their seniors are required to face the past and their mistakes... As well as their involvement in Isagi's .
Maybe pasts don't need facing, maybe they do?
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Shidou: Could we not? This why we can't have nice things I swar.
Michael: "Swar" sybau 😐 ANYWAYS my room is clean ENOUGH, this is why your brother dont talk to you anymore, I'm going to dox u and get your ass wiped 💔
Sae: 😜😜😜😜😜 nein nein nein fucking German, don't you got things to bomb 😐
Michael: Let me go back to my roots and get your "PrIVate AccOMadatIOn⭐🥰😘😁" bombed instead🥺
Sae: I hope you go down the same way as Hitler then! 🥺
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. I failed, as you can see.
Selene Harrington started her fifth year with a set of moral principles. By the end of it, she had broken them all. When she and Sebastian discover who cursed Anne, they decide to take the man down. But every step toward justice drags Selene deeper into darkness, often forcing her to choose between bad and worse.
In this story, MC saves and cures those we couldn’t in the game – but everything comes with a price, doesn't it?
Regular updates and a meme at the end of each chapter.
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Like the birds flying high by blooming_might
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2025
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After everything they'd been through together all these years—the shouting, the fighting, and learning to forgive in order to move on—all they had left was to survive a little time apart.
Until the distance ends, no more than three years of video calls and stupid messages or taking care of each other from afar, now if Katsuki feels like hitting him because Izuku is an idiot he will be able to do it!
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This is my oneshots for my ocs.
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Unnamed Groupchat by imjiyongi
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic)
02 Nov 2025
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john cena: guess fucking what
blutak: i dont want to
guardian angel: what happened
john cena: YEON SIEUN LOOKED AT ME
blutak: oh ffs
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A text chain between Ahn Suho and his friends, as well as with people he meets along the way.
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Have you ever tried dating? by cherriesandlolitas_4279
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
02 Nov 2025
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Sakura's friends are certain he needs a hobby apart from fighting—and Suo helps him finding one.
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Sakura and Suo are two idiots in love, but cannot admit to it, but still yearn for each other, and it spirals from there.
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"Is it fading yet?" Franco asked with a crooked smile, pointing at Ollie's neck.
The Brit placed his hand on the exact spot where the bite mark was barely a reddish shadow.
"I think so," he replied, half-laughing. "I thought it would last all month."
"You wouldn't have complained if it had," Liam added mockingly. "That mark looked like it was made with devotion."Or the series where the pack navigates the challenges of all being pups.
Spanish version available on my profile.
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- Part 36 of Pups on the Track
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—¿Ya se te está borrando? —preguntó Franco con una sonrisa ladeada, señalando el cuello de Ollie.
El británico se llevó la mano al lugar exacto, donde la marca de mordida apenas era una sombra rojiza.
—Eso creo —respondió, medio riéndose—. Pensé que me iba a durar todo el mes.
—No te habrías quejado si así hubiera sido —añadió Liam, con tono burlón—. Esa marca parecía hecha con devoción.O la serie donde la manada navega por los desafíos que supone que todos sean cachorros.
English version available on my profile.
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- Part 36 of Cachorros en la Pista
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You're a vigilante and loving it, the fights, the adrenaline, the fights, the feeling of victory, the fights, did you mention the fighting?
But you know what you're one problem is?
That fucking "Teal Ninja" who's so fixated on catching you, it's almost like he's obsessed or something. And it would almost be hilarious or maybe even cute how he keeps trying over and over and over. At some point though it gets annoying
But you gotta give credit were its due, he sticks by his morals. Even when it means bandaging up his badly hurt "nemesis"
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In your mind. | batjokes. by yamibomb
Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Quando vê que mais uma vez seu arqui inimigo foi solto do asilo Arkham, Batman se vê mais uma vez chamado para combater o crime. Desta vez, ele pensou em algo diferente: prever o crime antes de acontecer.
As diversas brigas com Jason Todd sobre infiltrar-se na mente dos vilões lhe fizeram repensar melhor no que se tratava de coringa. O plano era perfeito, iria como Bruce Wayne tentar ser uma presa fácil, na tentativa de compreender o âmago de suas emoções insanas, o bilionário tenta seduzir o criminoso.
A única coisa que ele não esperava era que o coração de Coringa já pertencia a um homem, e este homem era Batman.
(translate if u wanna read)