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Stars Reflected Are Not Heaven by snakes_and_sorrows
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Oct 2025
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The Princess was supposed to be dead.
Not as in he wished it - so far from that - but it was a fact, a fact the Lioness all but hurled at him, last he managed waywards towards Cintra.
For a decade, the Witcher carried those tidings as blood carried a toxin, and for a decade, he roamed, death clinging to the heels of his boots. War encroached upon the land, famine creeping behind it like a child after its mother.
The Black Hand of the South reached its fingers across the kingdoms, grasping, pulling, tearing. And for a decade, the Witcher did not care, face still unmoving at the horror in front of it.
And the Princess, the Lion Cub, was supposed to be dead.
And yet. -
'Til the Entire Keep Knows by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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When Aiden is finally healed enough to have some fun, Lambert wastes no time making up for lost time with his lover, without a single care who may hear them.
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- Part 2 of Aiden's First Winter
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Out of the Inkpot: First Winter Shenanigans by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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A collection of one-shot ficlets from over the Winter as Jaskier pines for his far-off demigod lovers, while Eskel and Geralt interact with the other Witchers in Kaer Morhen and count down the days until they get to return to their mortal bard.
Smut, fluff, laughs, and(hopefully) minimal plot or angst!
Every chapter should stand alone from one another, and I will put ratings for each chapter in the chapter titles/notes.
Fic overall has an Explicit warning just to be safe, but not all chapters will be Explicit.
Likely, none of these will really make sense if you haven't read the first story in this series, but who am I to tell you what to do?!
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"Inkpot Gods" is a song by The Amazing Devil, and the inspiration for so much of this series.
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- Part 2 of To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods)
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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In a world without monsters, the most dangerous beasts wear human skin.
Geralt of Rivia is a hunter of vampires—a killer by trade, bound by his code. But when a string of brutal murders leads him deep into the mire of Velen, he finds a predator unlike any he’s faced before.
You are one of the undead, yes—but you only feast on those who deserve it: slavers, butchers, men who walk free after committing unthinkable acts. Cold, clever, and terrifyingly beautiful, you wear your power like silk and hide your scars beneath a charming smile.
He should kill you.
You should run.But something in the mud and blood binds you—an uneasy alliance, a shared hatred of cruelty, and a growing connection neither of you can afford.
Because in a land rotting from the inside, love is the most dangerous hunger of all.
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“Sleepy puppy,” Maciej said with a crooked grin, bouncing on the balls of his feet, eyes gleaming steel-blue. He puckered his lips into a pout. “Was a good idea.”
Lambert raised an eyebrow, arms crossed. “What was a good idea, kid?”
Maciej’s grin twisted, almost feral. His form rippled—red-and-black fur flickered along his forearms, claws scraping the air just enough to make Lambert’s jaw tighten. His eyes flashed wild, like a cornered cat daring you.
“Stabbing three things today. Felt alive,” Maciej said, voice sharp and breathless, feeding off chaos. “Like chasing shadows. Like hunting.”
He leaned in, whispering, eyes glinting. “Monsters aren’t scary. Boredom is. It eats you inside.”
Lambert smirked, cautious. “You’re lucky I like crazy.”
Maciej’s grin stretched too wide, teeth flashing sharp. A short, wild laugh.
“Lucky me,” he said, voice low. “If I’m dying, it better be quick. Pretty. No whining.”
Lambert shook his head. “You’re unhinged, kid.”
Maciej’s eyes flicked—half-cat, half-boy. “Maybe. But boring? That’ll kill us all.” -
The Devil You Don't Know by Chlorokin for revoltingrevolution
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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The stranger doesn’t look approachable in the slightest. The long, silver-white hair pulled back in a ponytail belongs to a man who is probably in his thirties, a black leather jacket tight across his massive shoulders that could lift a fully grown man, an unfriendly scowl on his handsome face, short stubble visible on a jaw square enough to cut oneself on.
So, naturally, Jaskier makes right for him.
“I love the way you just sit in the corner and brood."
The stranger looks up and Jaskier finds himself transfixed by eyes that glow golden in the shitty lowlight of the bar. “I came to drink alone,” the stranger says with a deep and husky monotone.
“Yeah, sure, but what did you think of my performance? Three words or less.”
A moment passes while the handsome man tilts his head, regarding Jaskier in a way that should be unsettling. “You’re too early,” the mysterious stranger offers.
“Hmm, I’m certain I’ve never heard that particular complaint before, do tell?”
“Your music. It’s ahead of its time. Give it…ten years. You’ll be where you want to be, then."OR: Geralt is a crossroads demon, and Jaskier accidentally makes a deal for dick.
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- Part 2 of Farewell Wanderlust
- Part 1 of The Devil Went Down to Temeria
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Geralt returns from a routine scout around the mountain, and it's Eskel's first time taming Geralt with Jaskier playing rabbit to his wolf.
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adding to the great tradition of Witchers occasionally going feral post-hunt
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What You See Is Not The Dark by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Geralt is a god of death who really doesn't want to be worshipped by anyone.
Jaskier, of course, has other ideas.
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“Geralt, forgive me, I…I should not have come here, shouldn’t have disturbed you. Please allow me to withdraw my prayer, no one needs to die,” Jaskier says shakily, and even though there is fear in the bard’s heart for his own life, largely there is regret and horror that he asked for Valdo’s death.
The demigod sighs softly, going down to one knee in front of the mortal, and very gently tilting Jaskier’s face to look up at him with a gloved finger under the bard’s chin. The witcher tries to make his stern countenance a gentler one and offers the man a small but sad smile as he murmurs in his gravelly baritone, “That’s not how this works, Jaskier. I can…set aside your request, as it were, but it doesn’t just go away. A prayer made must be answered.”
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“And what you see is not the dark. It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become,”
-“Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing DevilSeries
- Part 1 of To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods)
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The Cat and the Wolf by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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While emotions are suppressed in other witchers, the alchemical cocktail used in the School of the Cat had apparently intensified them. Before the error that tainted the formula could be corrected, it was already too late – a new generation of Feline witchers was born. A generation who would seize control of the School... And had no intention of changing the formula.
Thorne had been the best of them, way before the Trial of the Grasses. He was the fastest, the smartest, the nimblest.
So much for grasses. Turns out he was a weed.
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Or; A not-particularly-in-the-timeline, self-indulgent, make-my-oc-in-every-universe story about Geralt finding a young, over-mutated and overly-emotional Cat School witcher. This fic is just an experiment.
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- Part 1 of Colony of Two
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Место под солнцем by Gin_Crystal
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Gwent: The Witcher Card Game (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Jun 2025
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Если вы спросите на Севере: «кто такой ведьмак Кийян?» вам, вероятно, ответят, что это безжалостный наёмный убийца и выродок, позорящий, как и все Коты, Орден ведьмаков.
Если же окажетесь южнее Нильфгаарда или в Зеррикании и вдруг знаете Старшую Речь, вам ответят: «vatt'gern Kiyan был достойнейшим из мужей, благородным и бесстрашным воином».Трудно сказать, почему об одном человеке мнение столь различно, но, так или иначе, своё место под солнцем он определённо занял.
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Geralt is human, of course he is. He has a job and a flat and ratbag of a landlord that charges too much and doesn't pay enough attention to the upkeep of his properties. Totally human. Until the police come by to accuse him of being a draft dodging Sentinel.
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Snapping Dandelions by Bunnyreader7397
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Mar 2025
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Jaskier gets sorta tied up when an elf's plans to kidnap him go wrong. Geralt has to get his bard back one way or another.
This leads to a long overdue conversation between the men about what they truly want from each other. Oh, and "why the fuck does this elf think I'm some sort of witcher pet" - Jaskier.Lots of fluff and innuendos and eventual smut.
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Desire's Depths by Val_Creative
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep (2025), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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Jaskier wakes after being captured and poisoned — "Where the FUCK are my legs, Geralt?!"
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Love is an Honest Mistake by agoodtuckering for shaken_n0t_stirred
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2024
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It's been a year since the events that took place in Toussaint. Regis and Geralt happen upon one another again, and life instantly changes for the pair.
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- Part 1 of Whimsical Witcher Fics
- Part 2 of Sword & Sorcery Fics
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Desperate to save Geralt, Nenneke works tirelessly in the temple’s alchemy lab, preparing a potion to reduce the pressure on his injured brain. When Letho offers his help, Nenneke’s initial skepticism clashes with the Viper’s confidence in his own knowledge.
Whumpcember 2024
Day 10: “Let me help you.”Series
- Part 10 of To Heal a Witcher
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Witcher: A Grecian Contract by Blackenergy666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
15 Jan 2024
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Called to a small hamlet in the northen realms, Geralt was tasked to hunt down a Minotaurus. Returning to the hamlet with his trophy, he discovered a plot to steal his very life force. Will he survive this wicth? Or will the White Wolf meet his match?
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twelve summers by Louuii
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Jan 2024
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After their engagement has been finalized in an attempt to strengthen the bonds amongst the northern kingdoms against the ever-imposing Nilfgaard, Jaskier and Geralt are forced to spend every summer together. As the son of a viscount and heir to a warlord, you would expect they will be at least civil together—only to find that they can’t even stand the sight of each other!
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"The Saga of Eldertide" by Halfling_MadMax
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Witcher (TV)
15 Dec 2023
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𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞...
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Blood Rose by S7RyvmJR6qwDed9FA9Vs
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), The Vampire Diaries - L. J. Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead, True Blood (TV), True Blood RPF, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game), Harry Potter RPF, LEGO Harry Potter (Video Games), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula (TV 2013), Dracula (1931), Dracula Untold (2014), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments (Movies), The Mortal Instruments (Movies) RPF, The Originals (TV), The Originals (TV) RPF, Vampire Academy & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2023
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The voice of a ballerina breaths life into a vampire...
Opposite worlds collide and connect more than they should. Here's a tale of a love triangle, family drama, death, revenge, and a new found home
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- Part 1 of Spell Benders Series