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When ancient Egyptian tombs start yielding mutilated bodies positioned in ritual patterns, the Ministry knows they need their best curse-breaker on the case. What they don't tell Hermione Granger is that her assigned "security detail" will be Draco Malfoy—former Death Eater, current rule-breaking Auror, and the absolute last person she wants to be trapped in a pyramid with.
Draco Malfoy isn't thrilled either. Being bodyguard to Granger is clearly Potter's idea of punishment for his unauthorized use of dark magic during a raid. But as a former Death Eater trying to redeem his family name, he can't exactly refuse Ministry orders—even if it means spending time in the desert with Granger.
As they descend into labyrinthine tombs where ancient magic pulses through stone, they discover something more dangerous than cursed artifacts or murderous cultists.
Now they must navigate their complicated history while racing to stop another crazy murderer—all while fighting an attraction that feels suspiciously like fate.
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Desert Flowers bring May Showers by FlowerBottom
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
08 Jul 2025
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Link is the first male Gerudo in over 1000 years. Out of fear for her child's life at the hands of King Rhoam, Urbosa with the help of Mipha put together a plan to marry them to Prince Sidon.
(In which I suck at summaries)
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At thirty, Hermione Granger’s life is perfectly fine. A bit quiet. A bit predictable. Her best friend insists it’s time for a change, so, somewhat reluctantly, Hermione creates a dating profile.
She doesn’t expect SilverHeir to be interesting, or funny, or surprisingly easy to talk to, even though he refuses to show his face.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy returns to England. He comes back to the Ministry, and to her department. He’s still absolutely insufferable: arrogant, snide, and, unfortunately, better looking than he has any right to be. Especially when he wears glasses. Her days are filled with tense meetings and barely concealed hostility. Her nights are filled with messages from someone she’s finding it harder and harder not to think about.
This is a romantic comedy about bad ideas, worse coworkers, and the unexpected upside of anonymous flirting. -
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Sophia, once a cleaner on Earth, played a game with her nephew that thrust them both into Sanctuary, awakening latent Nephalem powers that forged her into a saviour amid a war between angels, demons and humans. Now immortal but haunted by guilt over those she couldn't save, she years to return to Earth, where her powers might fade, yet dreads facing her past.
Abducted by a mind flayer ship midway via returning home, she's hurled into Faerun, navigating a world of hidden dangers. Among a motley crew led by Tav, a noblewoman with a silver tongue and veiled motives, Sophia faces treachery and deception. Astarion, a vampire with a razor wit, trades barbs with her, their sparks kindling an unexpected bond.
As a dark force stirs within, Sophia's choices could save two realms - or doom them forever. -
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A man just needing to get to sleep is periodically terrorized by a mysterious, otherworldly stranger who wants more from him each time it visits.
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Harry's just a boy with a cupboard for a bedroom, a scar he doesn't understand, and an overprotective magical cat who seems to think Harry needs guarding from everything. But when he's pulled into the world of magic, he finds more than spells and flying brooms - he finds people who care, secrets that refuse to stay buried, and a destiny that's far more complicated than anyone expected.
Also, there's an annoyingly persistent blond boy who keeps showing up wherever Harry goes, claiming they should be friends. Or rivals. Or something in between.
Oh - and the cat? The cat has a past. And claws.
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It's a judgemental magpie morning in the demon realm!
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After Hermione Granger saves Draco Malfoy during the Battle of Hogwarts, an ancient blood magic is unknowingly triggered—a life debt inscribed in a long-forgotten diary. Years later, with war heroes being mysteriously murdered, Hermione, now a skilled Auror, is assigned to investigate. To her shock, Draco begins appearing in her life, drawn by an unexplainable compulsion. The problem? They both despise each other. As Hermione digs into the murders, she finds Draco shadowing her every move, seemingly against his will. Together, they are forced to confront a dark conspiracy tied to ancient magic, a cursed diary, bloodlines with a twisted legacy, and the shadow of the past that continues to haunt them both.
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31 days by Alm132interests_12
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
07 Jul 2025
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Various stories of whatever comes to mind. I just wanted to challenge myself
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The Long Way Round by Ardenne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
07 Jul 2025
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On the eve of an important event in Aunt Hermione’s life, Albus Potter learns what really happened to the Elder Wand, along with many other secrets his family still holds.
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- Part 2 of Talented, Powerful, and Famous
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The Hand That Feeds by huunty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2025
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Midoriya Izuku knows what it means to hurt. He knows what it means to lose everything and everyone you love and he knows the unfairness of life like a long-time friend. He knows the world has been crumbling beneath his feet for some time now. What he doesn’t know is how he ended up in All for One’s lair with no warning, or how he ended up reliving his life all over again.
Follow our hero as he navigates unforeseen complications, lives through puberty again, and walks for a really, really long time.
Updates on the 7th of each month! Time between updates will greatly lessen once I've finished writing out the story! <3
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Ideas for Wylan-centric stories by 1WATA
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
07 Jul 2025
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I suck at writing but I do have ideas sooooooooo here are short ideas, promts and drabbles for Wylan-centric stories. Now we can cry together that this fics don't exist :’>
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“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
“Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
And Lily Potter stepped aside.
Voldemort stared at her.
“... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
“No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
"You belong to me now" he whispered.
And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.
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Hermione Granger has survived war, heartbreak, and the Ministry bureaucracy. What she may not survive, however, is one weekend with Draco Malfoy—and the insufferable possibility that he might not be so insufferable after all.
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De Consideratione (Amiens, Breteuil, Saint-Martin-aux-Bois, and Forest of Compiègne, 28 December 1637-18 January 1638) by Anima Nightmate (faithhope)
Fandoms: The Musketeers (2014)
07 Jul 2025
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I believe I may have been brought here for a purpose, but I pray God guide me, for I do not know what it may be.
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Another instalment in the long series of wartime correspondence (and other pieces based around the black box that is the Musketeers during the Spanish War).
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- Part 50 of All For One and, well, you know the rest...
- Part 37 of All For One At War
- Part 22 of All For One Correspondence
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FateBound Cruise: Romance Ahead! by Strawberii_Mochii
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
07 Jul 2025
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Levi Ackerman didn’t sign up for a singles cruise. His well-meaning friend did, using lies, half-truths, and too much optimism. Now he’s stranded on a floating love laboratory surrounded by karaoke, curated "bonding" events, and people who can’t take a hint.
Eveline just wanted a cheap vacation and a quiet spot by the pool. But then a dark-haired cynic ruined her sanctuary, glared at her like she'd committed a crime, and somehow lodged himself in her head like a splinter.
But when forced proximity and a vindictive Singles Committee keep pushing them together, annoyance starts to shift into something dangerously close to… compatibility.
And FateBound says they’re a 94% match.
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It had been easier than expected to pull away from the rest of his family after the Battle. It was easy enough to claim to need rest and recuperation and avoid them all as they waded through their own shit, thinking he had his under control.
He had no job. No roommate. No family suffocating him. No war looming over his head. No plan. Fred had nothing really, other than a roof over his head and a deep burning within him to change every fucking thing he could about his life.
Time to let himself be part of something new and entirely his own. Something that had nothing to do with the war, magic, or his life as a Weasley.
For as long as the world would let him, at any rate.
*posts every Sunday and Wednesday!*
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On 2nd May 1998, in a dark forest, a 'Golden Girl' was found murdered.
A death eater was found by her body.
That Death Eater?
Draco Malfoy.
What happened?2003
A serial killer on the loose, the dark mark spotted.
But help may be found in the most unlikely of places.
Can Evelyn Meyer crack the case and the mystery surrounding Hermione's death?
And is there something more to Evelyn than meets the eye?Snippet from chapter 21.
October 1994
In her boundless wisdom, Professor McGonagall had concluded that Draco would significantly benefit from supplementary lessons focused on the intricate theories of Transfiguration, especially with his OWLs examinations rapidly approaching. This particular year seemed ideal for such an undertaking, as the absence of Quidditch meant there would be fewer distractions to pull his attention away from his studies.However, as if the disappointment of a Quidditch-less season wasn't enough of a burden for Draco, McGonagall had an additional surprise in store for him. She wouldn’t deliver these extra lessons, as one might expect, but instead by none other than Hermione Granger.
Fuckity fucking fuck.
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- Part 1 of Pain Remains
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Thirteen years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is Not Okay. Her relationship with Ron has crumbled. She's burnt out and quit the Auror Office. She still hasn't been able to find her parents to reverse their memory spell, and all her money has gone on a probably-repossessed house and a wedding which will never happen. Harry and Ginny would let her stay on their sofa forever, of course, but they have a new baby, and Hermione has enough trouble sleeping. So she's left with one, final, awful choice - to go to the only place she knows she can't be turned away: the house of the insufferable man whose life she saved the day Voldemort died - Severus Snape.
Snape is, shall we say, not pleased with this turn of events.
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.