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    The summer time crawls at a snail pace and Harry decides to go and do a stupid thing. Or maybe not so stupid, after all...
    There is a murder in London and Sherlock would get out of house even for a 'three' case, because apparently killers are scared of hot waves and that's the first interesting case in weeks. John concurs.
    Universe is hard at work, Mycroft gets a Kneazle and adorable two-and-half year old Catherine is putting tea bags in the toaster. For science.

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    A story about pride, rhythm, and learning to listen even when the beat isn’t yours.

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    Harry potter wants only a few things, to survive this tournament. To see his friends again. To never return to the Dursleys. And 1 out of 3 isn't bad, right?

    Dragged back in time by a meddling deity set on playing house, Harry will have to navigate the 1940s. All while a dark lord from the history books waged a war on the continent, Professors meddle in things that frankly aren't their business. And wannabe Dark lords with teen angst and their first crush threaten to do him in. Harry just want to save the people he loves, and that's starting to mean more that just those that only exist in the future.

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    Erik is a lawyer fighting for mutant rights, a single dad to three children who he loves, and is ever exhausted by, and absolutely not someone who has time for a relationship. Other than the bitter divorce he's still picking like a scab.

     

    So if this hot charismatic nerd could stop flirting with him via literary references while his life falls apart, he would appreciate it.

     

    OR: A fic where Erik is burnt out, Charles is burnt out, shadows from Erik's past resurface, and they have to figure out how to stop a evil man while the children are funny, and vaugly haunting

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    58/?
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    Oscar doesn't believe in soulmates, love at first sight, twin flames, none of that shit. If you asked him to give you an example and he had to give an answer, he'd say Logan is who most seems like a soulmate to him, in terms of friendship.
    But he doesn't have time for love anyways. He's got homework to struggle through for his engineering degree, and work to do at Lewis' garage if he's procrastinating on school.
    And then Lando Norris half-shimmies, half-trips into the garage one day, and Oscar thinks he may be fucked

    Lando, on the other hand, is living his best life. Part-time bartender, part-time DJ, and full-time menace to society, he coasts his way through his literature degree (yes, even with the dyslexia) and parties nights away.
    He isn't sure about soulmates and all that, but he figures maybe if he does have one, he'll know them when he sees them, so why bother looking?
    Then one day, he has to go to Carlos' garage because Carlos just had to steal his fucking waterbottle AGAIN, and he meets an Aussie who just might be the one Lando hasn't been looking for.

    Title is from Hold Me Like a Grudge by Fall Out Boy

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    After defeating Lace in the cradle, Hornet finds herself unable to leave the child of silk behind, and equally uncertain of her ability to confront Mother Silk.

    Perhaps, if she can convince Lace to change her allegiance, she’ll have a better chance.

    Hornet and Lace go from Songclave to Bone bottom, no Bellways, no falling down the big ass hole to moss grotto. and knowing my writing tendencies, they’re probably gonna be a lil gay about it along the way :3

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    On the eve of the one year anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter is rushed to St. Mungo’s. He insists that his Calming Draught overdose was accidental, but as secrets are revealed, Harry is confronted with his past trauma and is forced to take on the most terrifying challenge of his life: figuring out how to accept help.

    Featuring Remus Lupin being a good uncle, some light Drarry, a little Severitus, golden trio friendship, an emotional support snake, and soo much therapy bc god knows harry needs it

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    "Life's a fickle game we play."

    Her life was supposed to be simple. It was supposed to be boring and normal. But when vampires invade her town and she's exposed to dark secrets, Ronnie Tate will have to learn how to come to terms with her new life.

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    26/?
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    Byleth has lived most her life inside of the monastery's walls with Jeralt, Sitri, and her younger brother Belial. The monastery is overseen by her grandmother the Archbishop Rhea. Most people would say that Fódlan is at peace.

    When a plot to attack the heirs of the continent's most powerful families is spoiled it sets into motion a chain of events that could see the crossing of two ancient bloodlines and the destruction of a thousand years of precedent.

    In a world where Byleth grew up with her mother and Rhea had a real family around her what would change?

    If Dimitri confessed his love for Edelgard what would come of them? What would it mean for the Flame Emperor and her quest for revolution?

    And what would it mean for Fódlan?

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    11/?
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    A twelve-person troupe arrives in Teyvat to perform a never-before seen musical. A story of ruthlessness and mercy. How shall the eyes of Teyvat see this performance? And who are the twelve who've introduced it to this world?

    Playable Genshin characters react to EPIC: the Musical!

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    Will Graham has just been exonerated and has asked Hannibal to resume his therapy. Picks up where Season 2 Episode 7 leaves off. See tags for more details. Emphasis on angst/fluff/smut combo and possessive/obsessed Hannibal. I will be updating tags as I write.

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    30/?
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    For three long years has Akutagawa been locked up in that white, padded room, deep underground as he asked himself how Atsushi was everyday. He missed him, and he knew it was his fault for ending up here but still, he felt it was unfair to be separated from his lover for so long. No visitors, no way of communicating with the outside world, nothing. So, when an opportunity to escape came his way, he couldn't say no...

    After being critically injured on a mission, Atsushi had been left with yet another scar. And now, the Agency and Port Mafia were making him try to convince him to help them as a former serial killer has escaped prison and already injured Atsushi. They couldn't let him walk free for too long or God knows who might end up worse that scarred.

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    10/?
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    Varian has made the moon drop a part of him and escaped from prison. Now he has a plan to make the kingdom of Corona and its royal family pay for what they did to him.

    Second proper installment in a larger Varian-centric canon-divergent series.

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    10/10
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    With a cunning and sly Stepmother, Harry Dursley at 20 is still under Draco’s thumb. Which wouldn’t have been so bad— If Harry wasn’t a depraved son that wanted his Mother carnally.

    Trying to be the bigger person, Harry longs to leave the nest for Draco’s safety.

    When the opportunity came, Harry defies Draco when it is most crucial with the help of his Fairy Godfather Padfoot to attend the Ball that changes his life forever.

    And consequently– his future with Draco.


    AKA Crack that I put way too much effort in to make sense that it no longer is crack

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    2/7
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    10
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    Eden Morgan, daughter of Noah Stilinski and older half-sister to Stiles, has a problem--a BIG one. After being attacked by something a year ago, she moves back to her family's town of Beacon Hills.
    And then things get complicated.
    She's got a new job teaching Visual Arts at the high school, a pack of teenagers who are constantly skipping class, and--oh, yeah--a bunch of fun, amorous Fae powers that are starting to spew over like a shaken-up Dr. Pepper. Also? She's got a supernatural bond with a retired hunter who isn't so retired after all. Add in the dangers to her brother and his friends brought on by a pack of Alpha werewolves (because apparently those exist) and an apparent serial killer in town, and Eden is seriously questioning her decision to move home.

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    30,134
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Fluff! Maybe? Let's try!

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    Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .

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    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    1,080
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    After drowning in the Black Lake during a chase, Harry found himself in the bathtub of an hostel in Knockturn Alley, confused, 30 years younger and with his soulmates names brilliant like never before. Learning about this new world he tries to stay out of trouble and especially trying to avoid a certain Dark Lord and his Consort. But no one can fight destiny, especially prophecies.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    216
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    2,349
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    Erika Frukke es una Hufflepuff que pasó totalmente desapercibida hasta su cuarto año donde en los eventos del mundial de Quidditch se vió metida en un problema junto al trío de oro peligrando que su secreto familiar fuese revelado.

    Todo cambia en su monotonía cuando Hermione Granger empieza a investigar sobre ella a sus espaldas para descubrir quién era en verdad y por qué el apellido Frukke causaba tanto revuelo en el ministerio.

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    Español
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    596,575
    Chapters:
    66/?
    Comments:
    35
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    101
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    21
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    4,976
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    “Hey! What are you doing?”

    James looked up to find the boy standing before him, clearly having left the steps to approach him. He was a bit shorter than James, very pale (no wonder, he never goes outside), but he had such large, blue eyes that James thought…

    “Your mom must have cut holes in the sky to give you those eyes.”

     

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    James is really hungry so he makes new friends and eat

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    9
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    1
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