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You Were Born Inside Your Head by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Hunter X Hunter, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Oct 2025
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MADARA UCHIHA, I thought, as hard as my newborn brain could muster. The image of that loveable idiot, filled my mind, and I focused all my rage and frustration into that one thought. If I had to deal with this furry hell, I might as well start with a bang.
The room grew cold, the air crackling with an energy that even a newborn like me could feel. Suddenly, the kitsune's eyes went wide, and he took a step back, his smile slipping for the first time. "What are you-"
But before he could finish, the space around us warped, and the air was filled with the sound of rushing wind. A figure materialized in a burst of light, and there he was: Madara Uchiha.
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The mc is an alcoholic depressed 22 years old office worker -whose also a chain smoker- who gets isekai-ed by a weird spirit fox into hxh as Gon's twin with summoning powers, except she just wanted eternal rest aka death
[title from "time/space" by Alex G]
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The art of seduction | Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir by Maiaren
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
19 Oct 2025
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In a place where almost every absurd situation is totally normal, you’ll also find Alix Kubdel tossing lemon grenades at Kim, Alya launching a cactus straight at Nino Lahiffe, or a secret romance brewing between Ivan and a burrito. But nothing, and I mean nothing, beats the news that every Saturday at nine sharp, in one of the schools, Gabriel Agreste teaches boys the mysterious art of seducing the female species.
Of course, he’s not doing it willingly - oh no - he’s being blackmailed by a certain someone. But what is this poor fashion designer supposed to do when he hasn’t the faintest idea about love?
And here’s the truly ridiculous part: these utterly hopeless lessons actually end up helping the boys in their love lives, including Adrien. He desperately takes his father’s utterly useless advice to heart and decides to put it to work in winning over his beloved.
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A young man finds himself drawn into a charged, verbal battle with a woman whose notorious father - a powerful criminal everyone thought was in prison - makes her both dangerous and fascinating. She leads him up to her secret, luxurious sanctuary inside her dilapidated family home, where their sparring over her identity and his judgement quickly gives way to a mutual, raw, and unapologetic desire that shatters the tension between them. The final barrier isn't the infamous man downstairs, but the clothes on their backs.
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The beginning and the end by wolf13wolf13wolf13
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
19 Oct 2025
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After the war ended, everyone tried to start a new life.
For Levi Ackerman, that didn’t come easily.
He kept fighting the demons of his past.
But how will his new life — and his solitude — shape him?
Will he ever find a way out of the slow, consuming madness that threatens to devour him? -
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It's been five years since the Second Wizarding War where Voldemort was defeated. The wizarding population has been in decline for years, with fewer births of magical children. Because of this, the Ministry of Magic decides to enact a controversial law that will affect unmarried witches and wizards by using ancient magic to create matches that will produce strong magical children.
The law states that any unmarried witch or wizard between the ages of 20 and 35 will receive their matches via owl and have only a month to agree to the pairing or they'll be forced to give up their wand. While couples are matched based on magical compatibility and magical ability, it doesn't take into account the feelings of those affected. And this is how, against all odds, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end up being matched.
While Hermione is trying to think any and all ways to get out of this arrangement, Draco sees this as his way to earn her forgiveness and make amends while secretly hoping she'll fall in love with him. While the law allows for appeals, they rarely get approved and with a time limit to comply on producing an heir, Hermione and Draco have to find a way to at least be friends. -
The Last Gathering by PogonaProse
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Dark Folklore - Fandom, Traditional Gothic (Misc.)
19 Oct 2025
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After Jane recovers from her fever, Mr. Bingley invites her to join him and his sisters on a trip to the distant Redthorn Manor. Intrigued by the thought of exploring the Gothic hall and the nearby ruins, Lizzie agrees to accompany her. At first the sisters are fascinated by the eerie Manor and its dark past, until the night when Jane disappears. Desperate to find her, fighting against the indifference of the Bingley sisters, Lizzie accepts the help of the one person she cannot stand: Fitzwilliam Darcy. J/B, E/D, sarcasm, spite, humour, mystery and fluff. COMPLETE
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Matters of the heart by Ultimatetornshipper
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Oct 2025
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When Denki finds out he has a heart condition, it effects his chances of becoming a hero. But he's determined not to let it stop him. And not wanting anyone to pity him, he keeps it a secret. If only he knew the consequences it would have...
Hitoshi is being fostered by AIzawa and Yamanda and gains a new little sister in Eri. Life only gets better as he is transferred into the hero course.
What happens when these two's lives collide unexpectedly? Will secrets and past traumas come between them or will they find someone who is everything they never knew they needed?
(sporadic/slow updates)(I promise it's not abandoned it just takes me a while to write)
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- Part 1 of Matters of things universe
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Eve & Villanelle resisting, flirting, giving in, avoiding, fighting...hating and loving to pretend to hate how much they don't hate each other
Detailed, dialogue-driven content, essentially Villaneve scenarios spun from the show.
Antagonistic banter a la Killing Eve Season 1 and 2 inspired. Long live Villanelle!!
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Villanelle: *smirks and leans into Eve’s ear whispering* It’s okayyyy Eve. I feel it too...it’s...frustrating eh? I mean it just makes you want to...*Villanelle gives the ends of Eve’s hair, twirled around her fingers, a soft tug*Eve: It makes me want to kill you
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Vox and Alastor are trying to become lovers but Alastor is overly jealous of Vox because of Valentino.
Alastor is trying to be a lover :)
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Niki has had a lot to deal with since that night....
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Dean has a rough night twice. Castiel interrupts. Twice.
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- Part 23 of Kinktober/Whumptober/Fictober 2025
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Ochaco Uraraka VS the World! by therandomone95
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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Meet Ochaco Uraraka, both a great hero and a complete mess in romance who totally sucks at feelings! Seems like the more she tries the less people want to stick around her, and she just doesn't know why. However, when a mysterious green-haired guy named "Izuku Midoriya" enters her life, everything changes for her. Now, she is forced to fight off his seven ex-girlfriends for the right to date him, but even then, that gargantuan task might not even be enough to secure a happy ending for them! What will happen to the pair? Will they fight for each other or will they keep making the same mistakes? And by God, why can't the past just stay buried?
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Hermione Granger is a Healer.
And not just any Healer—she's one of the world’s leading experts in ancient curses and dark enchantments. Having rebuilt her life in the United States, she’s finally found a place where she isn’t seen as a teenage war hero, but as a respected authority in her field.And yet…
When she’s contacted out of the blue to consult on a curse that’s rapidly killing its victim, the Malfoy name finds its way back into her life.
What kind of case is too complex for even the British Aurors to solve?
And what exactly does Draco Malfoy have to do with an illegal curse trade? -
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Severus Snape survived the war. He’s not thrilled about it.
Life after Voldemort was supposed to be quiet, preferably nonexistent, and certainly not filled with other people’s problems. Instead, Severus finds himself in a most unfortunate predicament—saddled with an unwanted role as a healer for someone who, much like himself, would rather not be here at all.
His patient is fragile, infuriatingly difficult to keep alive, and far too comfortable with her own mortality. And yet, against all logic, she’s also someone he doesn’t entirely hate. Which is concerning. Very concerning.
Trapped in a house where the furniture has too much personality, the house-elves are far too enthusiastic, and the family is distressingly nosy, Severus must endure the absolute worst fate imaginable—human connection. And if that wasn’t enough, it turns out that fate has cursed him with something even more insufferable: a very long, painful (frozen) slow-burn.
Sarcasm is exchanged like currency, reluctant care turns into something neither of them dare name, and Severus is faced with the most horrifying realization of all—perhaps life isn’t quite done with him yet.
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What if Tom Riddle had told no one that Voldemort was him ? And what if he had reabsorbed his Horcruxes that night in Godric’s Hollow ? Except for one.
And what if he had to join forces with Albus Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix to combat a new threat to the wizarding world ?
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Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon: Dream Catchers by Starcastixia
Fandoms: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
18 Oct 2025
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When Fable, a cautious and analytical human girl, is pulled into the world of Pokémon as a Fennekin, she only has two things on her mind. Stay alive and get back to her home. She doesn’t have time for useless attachments. But her plans of keeping to herself and slipping under the radar are utterly destroyed when a trouble making Chespin decides to befriend her. Despite her plans, Fable finds herself drawn to helping the Pokémon and becoming entangled in a world that despises humans such as herself. Will she figure out why she was summoned before a looming threat destroys her chances? Only time will tell.
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Secrets in Emerald Dusk by Didistar
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Nevermore Academy has always thrived on secrets, shadows, and monsters — the perfect hunting ground for Wednesday Addams. Prophecies whisper of ruin, a beast tears through the woods, and her family’s hidden past drags itself back into the light. Yet in the midst of every hidden plot, the strangest enigma may just be the strange boy with green eyes: Harry Potter.
And Wednesday knows very well, mysteries have a quick way of turning deadly.
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The corner behind Jimmy’s got everything you need; food, shelter, entertainment. For Ratvin and the rest of the rat pack, it's a real home.
One day, someone new shows up. Pale as snow, with eyes like liquid silver and some pretty sharp teeth.
The world changes with a single bite.
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Join Eve as she navigates her way through a perilous second year at Basgiath.
Who can she trust?
What truths will Villanelle be willing to share.
This year it's not just a matter of staying alive, but keeping secrets.
Welcome to the revolution.
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- Part 2 of Diaries of a Dragon Rider
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Reiner Lockheart – Book 2: The Curse of Rebirth by Hanaichi19
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
18 Oct 2025
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After my first year, which nearly ended with me dying at Camp Half-Blood and Kronos turning his full attention on me, I started my second year knowing the story was already drifting away from the books I once read. My sudden involvement in Percy’s first quest had already caused ripples in the world. Like it or not, I couldn’t run from it anymore. Not when the Fates or whatever dragged me here clearly wanted me to be tangled in this story.
So yeah. Here I am, getting pulled back into something that’s only going to twist the plot further. Clarisse decided to name me as her quest partner to save the camp, and Percy wasn’t exactly thrilled when I agreed. Ares even threatened to kill me if she failed, and meanwhile Kronos and Luke are actively hunting me down.
And now? A new threat way above my paygrade has started showing up, directly targeting me. The worst part? They already know who I am, why I was reborn here, and what that stupid red-orange streak in my black hair really means. And one of them seriously needs to learn the definition of personal space.
I guess this is my fate now. Getting dragged into quests I was never supposed to interfere with in the first place.
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- Part 2 of Reiner Lockheart Series