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    Hanamaki disease: when Hanamaki Takahiro must “eyy” whenever he sees someone crushing. A friend to couples and menace to pining people everywhere (or is he?)

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    “Everything okay?” Hen asks him when he reascends the stairs, plopping back down on his seat at the table next to Eddie.

    Buck puts his head in his hands. “My mother is pimping me out to the women of Los Angeles.”

    Chimney snort-coughs whatever’s in the mug he’s been sipping from.

    “Come again?”

    After another relationship blows up in his face, Buck does himself the generous favor of taking a vow of relationship-celibacy for the greater good of humanity. Then his parents skip back into town with a vengeance, his mother starts meddling in his love life, and Buck elects to find a fake girlfriend to get them off of his case. He's also in love with his best friend, but that's a minor detail.

    Meanwhile, Eddie is losing his mind for completely separate reasons. Obviously.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    "So," Pepa says without missing a beat, her crow's feet sinking their talons into the delicate skin around her eyes as she smiles beatifically at him. "You love him. What are you going to do about it?"

    Eddie's brakes come to a screeching halt again, proverbial smoke coming out of his ears. "I…hadn't got that far."

    Right. "I mean, uh, tell him…eventually?" Eddie guesses when Pepa doesn't respond to him and instead stares at him like he's just started speaking Pig Latin.

    "Ay," Pepa says in an exasperated little huff. "We used to have romance."

    Pepa teaches Eddie how to woo Buck. Buck doesn't quite get the picture.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    Wunderkammer, noun. Translated from the German as wonder room and more commonly known in English as a cabinet of curiosities.

    HELP WANTED: Maintenance Worker (late hours)
    Seeking a person of steady disposition and keen intellect. Generous compensation. Room and board available upon request. Not suitable for those possessed of a delicate constitution or nervous temperament. Mechanical aptitude a must, fast runners strongly preferred. Priority will be afforded to candidates with no dependents or other living relatives. Applicants may report to Mr. Edwin Payne, acting head curator and recondite warder of the London Athenaeum.
    Office hours: 11:30pm – 5:30am, Mondays only.

    It’s the weirdest bloody job interview Charles has ever done.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Jason’s plan to observe his family’s reactions to his resurrection…does not go as intended.

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    07 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 25

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    There's only one bed. Unless you count the pull-out couch, which Dean is pretending doesn't exist.

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    09 Aug 2025

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