lilithzebra
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (64)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (50)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (28)
- Grimm (TV) (9)
- DCU (9)
Recent works
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Catch Me if You Can(please, don’t let me fall) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Jul 2025
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“Peter frowns. “Are you alright?”
Neal takes a few deep breaths. “I’m, I’m fine.”
“If you aren’t feeling well, I can take you home.”
Neal shakes his head. “Let’s figure out who stole this Monet first.”
Peter frowns and reaches out to touch Neal’s forehead, as if checking for a fever. “Neal…”
“What?”
“We are investigating a stolen Degas. Not a Monet.”
Neal blinks slowly. “I know that. That’s what, that’s what I meant to say. to say. to say.”
Neal attempts to take a step towards Peter and stumbles. Peter quickly reaches out to catch him. “Neal? Neal? Answer me, please!”
Or:
Neal Caffrey is a conman.
Most people see only the con, ignoring the man.
But he is a man.
A man made of flesh and blood, like all men.
When his body fails him, will he also be failed by those around him?
His reputation as a con blinding them?
Or will they be able to see more than the con? See the struggling man?
Will they catch him when he falls?
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[Podfic] Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
24 Jul 2025
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Podfic of Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard)
“She hurt you.” Morgan is careful to keep his voice even, not betraying any emotions.
“She didn’t mean to. She couldn’t help it. It’s not her fault. It’s the, it’s the schizophrenia, not her.”
Or,
Fact, Diana Reid loves her son.
Fact, Diana Reid hurts her son.
Fact, Diana Reid does not want to hurt her son, and would never do so intentionally.
Reconciling these facts is difficult, nearly impossible for a man who loves his mother dearly.
But he isn’t alone.
Morgan has heard his silence screams, and wants to help
Series
- Part 2 of Chron’s podfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 134
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[Podfic] Wounds should become scars, but I'm cracked instead by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra) for babydollbucky
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Jul 2025
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He knew Elizabeth missed him too. He knew they all missed him.
But, sometimes, Peter could hardly breathe for how badly he missed Neal.
Podfic of "Wounds should become scars, but I'm cracked instead" by babydollbucky
Series
- Part 1 of Chron’s podfics
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Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
24 Apr 2025
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“She hurt you.” Morgan is careful to keep his voice even, not betraying any emotions.
“She didn’t mean to. She couldn’t help it. It’s not her fault. It’s the, it’s the schizophrenia, not her.”
Or,
Fact, Diana Reid loves her son.
Fact, Diana Reid hurts her son.
Fact, Diana Reid does not want to hurt her son, and would never do so intentionally.
Reconciling these facts is difficult, nearly impossible for a man who loves his mother dearly.
But he isn’t alone.
Morgan has heard his silence screams, and wants to help
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Forging Family and Friends with Frosting by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Sep 2024
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Something is wrong.
That beeping sound is not his alarm clock.
Neal jumps out of bed as he realises the smell in the air is smoke. “Alvin!”
The teenager is in the kitchen, frantically waving a towel at the smoke detector, a cake pan with the smouldering remains of… something, sitting in the sink, drowning in water.
Alvin smiles innocently at him, hiding the towel he was waving behind his back, and shuffling his feet until he is standing between Neal and the sink. “Nothing to see here, nothing to worry about.”
Or, Neal bonds with his son by baking cupcakes together, and later they visit El and Peter for dinner
Series
- Part 17 of Chron’s WC/DC
- Part 5 of Alvin Caffrey and Family
Recent series
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Chron’s podfics by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
24 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 1
- Works:
- 2
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Alvin Caffrey and Family by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Sep 2024
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A knock on the door changes Neal’s life in a way he never expected, gives him a challenge more difficult than his most gruelling heist or con. He’ll need to depend on those closest to him like he never has before.
Or, Neal find out he has a son. And it’s not just any kid, it’s a Malone
- Words:
- 29,166
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 255
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Chron’s WC/DC by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Sep 2024
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These are my White Collar/DC works! Unrelated unless otherwise specified
- Words:
- 45,995
- Works:
- 17
- Bookmarks:
- 147
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Rex The Goon by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), LittleDoot, Raccoonwriter
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
13 May 2024
- Words:
- 24,702
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 135
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Chron’s Grimm/CM by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), Grimm (TV)
24 Apr 2024
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All my Grimm/Criminal Minds works! Unrelated unless otherwise specified
- Words:
- 24,545
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 27
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Life Down On The Farm by wording
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
05 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 56,595
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1,003
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Starting Fires, Throwing Sparks by CrouchingTiger28
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
20 Oct 2024
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Shockingly enough, Stephanie’s first exposure to Matches Malone had not, in fact, been with Bruce. No, the Malone name had first floated past her during one of her dad’s poker nights, accompanied by a great deal of muttering, speculation, and offended swearing.
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Or: How Batman's cover as a single shady, unconnected Irish mobster accidentally grew a Family name as powerful and influential as the Malones, as told from the perspective of each one as they venture into a new side of Gotham's underworld.Series
- Part 2 of Lighting Matches in the Dark
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Playing with Matches by CrouchingTiger28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
03 Jul 2024
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There was a familiar click-hiss, and Red Hood pulled his helmet off.
“You’re an imposter,” Grey said coolly, his eyes flickering to the rearview mirror.
“My actual brother,” Boss drawled, then, to the fake Red Hood, “Your hair stripe is coming out.”
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Or: Red Hood’s gang, Red Hood’s family, and Jason Todd’s headache that comes and goes. …oh, here it comes again.Series
- Part 1 of Lighting Matches in the Dark
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The Draper Doc by Captain_Crow_007
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
12 Jun 2025
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When Batman was lost in time, Tim Drake travelled the world under the alias of Alvin Draper to look for clues. Along the way, he became a wanted international art thief.
Now, they're making a documentary about Draper...and they're looking a little closely at Tim.
Series
- Part 1 of Drake and Draper
Bookmarked by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
23 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Best Alvin Draper ever!!
3 chapters -
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Danny would like to say for the record that it was not his fault.
In fact, Danny would say that it was entirely Clockwork's fault. After all, he wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for that cryptic time god.
But what was his fault was the fact that he kept helping.
He kept taking the cash from the assholes messing with the residents who lived in the area (and damn there were a lot of assholes near where he lived). He kept accepting their offers of food. So because of this new routine that kept him able to afford to rent out his shitty (and possibly illegal) apartment and the hunger pangs sufficiently satisfied, rumors grew.
tldr; after Clockwork dropped of Danny in Gotham he tries to make the best out of the situation which includes helping out some people. Except along the way that led to rumors that he was an up-and-coming crime boss. A rumor he was largely unaware of.
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