perhapsitiswitchcraft
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you will not be more than a rat in the gutter by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Mar 2025
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After the killing of one Cazador Szarr, Astarion has never felt so free. True, the world may all go to shit in a tenday, but he's free, wonderfully free, and it hard to focus on all the unpleasant little details like the world-ending. He has magic, for gods sake, and a wonderful, sweet lover with bright eyes and saccharine blood, who'd fucked him in a graveyard and had made it something good.
But even for two young and- not so young- lovers, not everything can stay sweet. And in his dreams, his Master comes back for him, time and time again, and through those dammed parasites, Wyll unwittingly watches.
Whumptober day 26: Nightmares
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- Part 4 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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wash the windows just to say, "hey" by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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It starts with the cracked pavement, littered with oil stains from the litany of beat-up cars that had parked there. Up on the gas station awning, there's a buzzing LED sign that’s gone half dark. When he inhales, sharp , the air is dry, dusty with the song of a coming monsoon.
Beyond the clear swinging glass doors, florescence lighting beckons him into the store. Inside, where the smell of cold coffee and clean tile is overwhelming, where soda slush spills out into the floor, where cigarettes lay locked behind a rounding counter in the center of the store.
Behind the counter, as always, is the cashier, with bright eyes and a dingy uniform and dark hair shorn short on the side. And always, she smiles when she sees him.
"Hey, soldier," she says. "Long day?"
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Whumptober Day 11: Convenience StoreSeries
- Part 3 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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between being a salesman or a soldier by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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In a glittering metropolis in the middle of the desert, Astarion, the Pale Lavaliere of the Szarr Empire, meets the monster of Avernus Arena, a hulking, looming figure wreathed in flame and baptized in her opponents blood.
She calls herself "Karlach".
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Whumptober Day 3: No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
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- Part 2 of bg3 but its a sci-fi space western
- Part 2 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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forget yourself, surrender your mind by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Oct 2024
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While on the hunt for prey, Astarion was captured by slavers and taken to their compound in Baldur's Gate to be sold. The next night, his Master comes for him. But while he's alive, Astarion is not quite... alright. Cazador reacts normally and sanely.
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Whumptober Day 1: Search Party
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- Part 1 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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pride of ravengard. pride of baldur's gate. by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Jun 2024
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In the aftermath of the Iron Gauntlet, Wyll goes through his Father's things.
And in a drawer in his- the office, he finds a letter.
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bg3 but its a sci-fi space western by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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I literally can't explain it better. It's bg3, but its sci-fi and space and western :)
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Skin and Bones, and Brains and Blood by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon)
19 Oct 2023
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A study of a world where Hunter was a bit more loyal, and Belos patient, at least at the beginning, and where the fealty of the Golden Guard could weather anything, and the way that changes things.
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Hunter Toh au's I may or may not finish one day by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2024
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Old Habits Die Screaming by duckkiewuckkie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
28 Feb 2025
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Jason and Bruce were having a pretty typical time busting Gotham's most recent kidnapping ring when they were suddenly caught up in time travelling magic. Bruce is overjoyed, knowing that he can use all of his current knowledge to be a better father than ever and finally emotionally provide for his children. Jason just wants to survive Bruce's obvious anger and resentment. If Bruce could reset the timeline, he'd definitely use it to brainwash and prevent Jason from becoming his violent, reckless self, right?
-When Bruce and Jason are sent back ten years into the past in the process of busting a magical regret-themed cult, Jason's dead set on finally escaping Bruce's disappointment. Bruce does not get the memo.
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14 Jul 2025
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"Your previous owners," his new owner began.
Hiruma wanted to know what he was good for, Sena guessed, and resolved to make himself sound useful by any means possible. He didn't kid himself that it would save him from whatever pain was in store for him, but maybe in the end Hiruma might decide not to kill him, if he had some long-term value.
"They ever play you in a team?"
What few pitiful examples of his own usefulness Sena had managed to gather now fell apart in the face of his confusion.
"A sports team," said Hiruma impatiently.
It wouldn't do to look too incredulous. If his master looked at his pathetic body and saw some cannon fodder for whatever sport he had in mind, Sena had to show willing.
It must not have worked, because Hiruma gave a pleased little smirk. "Good, no one's seen you, then."
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13 Jul 2025
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I Thought I'd Be the Last Person You'd Ever Let Him Hurt by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
04 Oct 2024
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“Oh. That’s—that’s okay,” Bruce reassures Jason quickly before he can get upset. He picks the ear up off the floor and brushes dust bunnies from it. “That’s all right, son. We can put it back. I’ll fix this.” He kisses Jason’s forehead reassuringly. “You’re all right.”
Jason’s body is just…not used to being alive again. That’s it. It’s forgotten that parts of it aren’t supposed to keep rotting away, but it will stop eventually. He just needs time to heal. And Bruce has honestly gotten used to the odor by now, so it’s fine. They are doing fine.
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2024 Oof Ouch 🔫
Bookmarked by perhapsitiswitchcraft
04 Jul 2025
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Dick and Jason have a chat before Jason flies to Ethiopia.
And they have it again, and again, and again, and
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04 Jul 2025
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THE SKY IS EVERYWHERE. by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
09 Jun 2022
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"Before," Clark asks, a glass of whiskey that has absolutely no effect on him whatsoever held loosely in his hands, "Why did you hate me?"
"Well," Bruce hums, downing the rest of his own glass in one sweep for an ounce of courage, "You killed my children."
(The day Zod attacks Metropolis, Bruce loses his kids.)
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22 Jun 2025