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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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ding! it's my bullshit detector. Bane of all Rodents is a boss bitch snake
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Ch 8
It's okay
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
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Draco Malfoy's fate is changed when his future-self rather rudely drops in and burdens him with the task of changing the course of time. To save himself and the future of the wixen world. With only an enchanted old journal and his outstanding wit in hand, Draco must do all that he can to change his fate, all the while failing miserably to not fall in love with a certain scar-headed someone.
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SPECTACULAR! INCREDIBLE! ASTOUNDING! LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SERIES
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“And you are a fucking fopdoodle by birthright!” Draco hissed, sidestepping Harry and storming off.
“What does that even mean?!” Harry called out after him.
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“I truly didn’t mean to stay up all night, it just sort of…” he trailed off, smiling dazedly at the door as he traced a finger along the woodgrain. “...happened.”
His mother arched an eyebrow, clearing her throat. “Shall I leave you and the door alone?”
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“Do that, and I’ll deck you,” said Ronald from the floor.
Draco looked down at him, delighted. “Will you? Will you deck my halls?”
“Oh, piss off,” Ronald groaned, laughing nonetheless.
“But will you do it with boughs of holly?!”
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“That's what Riddle looks like now?!” He demanded, flabbergasted. “He used to be fit!”
Harry looked incredibly alarmed.
“Don't deny it,” Draco argued. “Traumatic experiences aside, Tom Riddle was a damned fine young man.”
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His sleep schedule had long since perished. He hadn’t seen its corpse, but he suspected it was buried somewhere underneath the avalanche of paper, books, teacups, and biscuit crumbs.
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And so, a retired Auror, four Blacks, two Muggleborns, one Werewolf, the Boy Who Lived, and a Weasley set off, weaving through the hustle and bustle of the crowded Ministry Atrium.
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In a compartment to the left, a group of firsties – led by none other than Lottie Llewelyn – had tackled another Death Eater and were frantically shoving Canary Creams into their mouth.
There was an explosion of yellow feathers, and a very angry canary appeared, squawking in fury.
“I – I think it’s wearing off!” Lottie yelled after a moment. “MAKE IT EAT ANOTHER ONE!”
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Draco wasn’t sure what he was more terrified of. The Death Eaters, or Prudence the Trolley Lady.
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“It assaulted me with a box of fish fingers!” Draco’s father carried on, spittle flying from his lips. "FISH DO NOT EVEN HAVE FINGERS!"
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Harry Potter is more selfish and self-protective, and manages to manipulate the wizarding world into rescuing him from the Dursleys before first year.
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Harry gets help before first year at Hogwarts and changes Canon
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Josh pushes the door of his office open as slowly as possible, already knowing what he’s going to find on the other side. Sure enough, Donna is now lying fast asleep on the couch, curled up beneath the blanket with one hand by her head and the other resting protectively on her belly. He lingers in the doorway for a moment just to watch her.
A sleepy evening in Josh's office
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Kitty St. Cloud used to be someone else, until she woke up in the body of a child and found out that she'd fallen into Harry Potter.
Follow Kitty as she skips, cartwheels and face-plants through the plot, doing her best to save people along the way.
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This is so funny 😂. Legit tears of my eyes.
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Kitty's a fucking riot. We love to see it. Crack treated seriously, emphasis on Crack. No, really, someone was high during the production of this fic. Gradually gets more serious throughout the seriesbut keeps the humor coming.
Part 6 ch24
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Harry just can't stop himself from visiting a Petrified Hermione and using her body to get himself off. Set within the pages of Chamber of Secrets, this story sees Harry battle against his own urges and hope that Hermione never finds out just what he's done with her helpless, irresistible body.
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Hadrian Potter rarely went looking for trouble, but it always seemed to find him.
After discovering the world of magic, facing down a mountain troll, and surviving an encounter with the Dark Lord – resulting in the death of his defense professor at Hadrian’s own hands – Hadrian Potter faces the seemingly insurmountable task of returning to normal life. He must continue to live as if all were well, even after Voldemort sends him a letter offering the chance to find out what the actual goals of Voldemort are and why the Dark Lord waged war on magical Britain decades ago.
Can Hadrian put aside his resentment for the man who killed his parents long enough to learn the truth? What should he do when his friends start to notice that he starts acting strangely, asking questions that no one has the answers to? He's the heir to three Ancient and Noble Houses; he has more to do than just play games. Hadrian has an opportunity to find out why Voldemort targeted him and his family, but is he brave enough, clever enough, to find out without changing the fate of the world as he knows it?
What would change if Harry Potter were a Slytherin and hated Dumbledore more than he hated the Dark Lord?
Part 2 of JLYSB
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- Part 2 of Just Like You've Seen Before (JLYSB)
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Nunchi
(Korean)
The subtle art of listening and gauging another’s mood. In Western culture, nunchi could be described as the concept of emotional intelligence. Knowing what to say or do, or what not to say or do, in a given situation.
Harry finds out in second year when the chamber of secrets is opened, whispers and rumour run through the shadows of the old school and the youngest Weasley, Ginny he thinks her name is, is taken in the night how to get Ron Weasley to do what he wants.
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AU, sequel to “Creatures of Worth.” Harry goes into his second year anticipating more time studying with his friends and more possible times he has to call on his guardian, Madam Marchbanks, for help. He doesn’t actually anticipate everything that will happen, however.
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- Part 9 of Songs of the Stormy Season 2023
- Part 2 of These Creatures
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Draco Malfoy & the Horror of the Heir by Lilbeanz19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2023
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Draco Malfoy is having the worst summer of his life. It's too hot, his father keeps having strange meetings, and worst of all, Harry Potter won't respond to any of his owls.
Oh well. At least there won't be any strange magical books showing up to ruin this school year.
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- Part 2 of The Journal of Dreadful Things
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
What if Hermione Granger had a twin?
In the stories they tell after the war, it’s always Coraline Granger they remember. Cora, 1/3 of the Golden Trio. Cora, The Bravest Witch of Her Age. Cora, the Golden Girl. Cora, who fought loud and bright and brave. She has the accolades. The War Hero Status. The friendship of Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world. But there was another sister, more intelligent and, perhaps, powerful. Hermione Granger, often overlooked in favor of her twin.
The first Muggleborn sorted into Slytherin, she vanished into the shadows the moment the hat touched her head. She wasn’t the girl who led the charge, she was the one who rewrote the battlefield behind the scenes. With Draco Malfoy at her side and a House full of snakes behind her, Hermione did what others wouldn’t. But history never remembers the girl who made the hard decisions, for legends, like her sister, only live in the light.
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Jamie Evander and the Escape Plan by Jasminn_Black91
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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Harry doesn't want to be a scapegoat, and groomed for killing the dark lord. But who can he ask for help? Its not like his uncle and aunt like him... and other wizarding families have their own agenda, if they can ever stop fawning over like he did something amazing. He doesn't even remember doing anything! When in doubt, Hermione helps out!
or Harry's wild adventure after overhearing Snape and Dumbledore discussing the plans Dumbledore has for Harry. He'll write his own story, thanks.
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Harry has been blamed for being the Heir of Slytherin, and it seems like everyone in the school is against him. All he wants is to not be Harry Potter and have a normal life for once. A wish that is impossible when you are known as the Boy-Who-Lived.
This will be very different from my "Serpent Lies in Crimson." This is a slash.
I don't own any of the Harry Potter books or movies. As I could never match the genius that is J.K. Rowling.
Enjoy
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Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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July 8, 2021 - June 14, 2023:
706 days.
1,259,579 words.And Chaos Harry’s journey is at an end.
(Afterlife and Missing Moments to be updated eventually, main series is over)
- Please quit reposting this without crediting this original series.
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Phoenix Tears And Faerie Wings by AmeliaEarheart123, Bow_To_The_King
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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Come away, O' Human Child,
To the Waters and The Wild,
With a faery, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping,
than you can understand,
-W. B. YeatsHarry dies alone and cold, with only a phoenix and a basilisk corpse for company. He wakes up in a coffin sometime later.
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