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    Something inside her is waking up- and it’s not going quietly.

    Rachel “Rat” Anderson never expected to open her eyes in a hospital room, let alone one where her mother lies burned and unconscious. The official story is a gas leak. But Rat knows the truth. She felt it. In her veins. In her bones. In the fire that didn’t come from anywhere someone ordinary could reach it.

    Now, with questions circling and the police closing in, Rat is forced to confront a past she never understood, powers she never asked for, and a future she may not survive. Help comes from an unexpected face- and a dangerous promise. But with her sister still out there and people beginning to vanish, Rat has a choice to make: run from what she is… or burn everything down to find out the truth.

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    Space, the last frontier, the place where humans look up and see their destiny. Time the bound and limitation of our own mortality, the final enemy of say destiny, uncaring and unfazed of our suffering. Reality, the all mighty that hold our lives to the ethereal, something that cannot be altered or change at will by humans, or so it said.
    This is the history of a multiverse traveler that find himself stranded on a world, that hasn’t reached for the stars, that hold themselves to hate and discrimination, where people are not born equal.

    OR

    An OC dumbly and by error gives Deku one of the most overpower abilities in fiction, what could possibly go wrong!?

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    Everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it.

    David Foster Wallace

    ⭑。゚・☾・゚⭑。⭑。゚・☾・゚⭑。

    Addison has been through recovery.

    Robby never recovered from anything.

    When Addison hooks up with a sarcastic stranger at a dive bar, she doesn’t expect to meet him again—least of all as her new attending in the ER.

    Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch is brilliant, infuriating, and allergic to feelings. Addie's determined, sharp-tongued, and just barely holding her past together.

    They agree to keep things professional. They fail spectacularly

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    Heinrix van Calox is a watchdog of the Inquisition. Bound by duty and fueled by a deep-seeded shame, he continues to serve the Imperium the only way he’s ever been allowed, on the tight line of a leash. Obedient and steadfast, Heinrix has always been eager to prove himself. And yet, no amount of accolades or praise will ever assuage him from feeling like a vile cur, simply grateful to not have been put down.

    Visenya von Valancius is a void wolf. Forced by circumstance into an existence where she has had to fight for every breath, she dreams of freedom from the tireless hunters who stalk her footsteps and seek her ruin. Thrust once more into a life she did not ask for, Visenya must now lead those who once saw her as nothing more than a mongrel.

    Both are strays in a war-torn galaxy, simply seeking a place to belong.

    -----

    Mind the tags.

    New chapters are posted monthly.

    Newest Chapter Summary: After the Lord Captain falls victim to a psychic assault, Heinrix rushes to her aid in hopes of combating a new and powerful warp entity.

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    28/?
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    Draco Malfoy makes Hermione Granger an offer she can’t refuse—solve his potions problem. She should walk away. Instead, she perfects it. A baby blue high that tastes like strawberries and damnation.

    They call it Azoth, the alchemists’ word for the universal cure. Which is hilarious, considering it ruins everything.

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    ♡ The Hellfire Club win, Azazel 'adopts' Pixie, sends her to Evil Mutant Academy, and then years later falls in love. ♡

    "I'm just waiting for my wife to grow up."
    — Azazel, after a reporter asked him why he wasn't married yet.

    Marvel Rare Pair: (+)
    Hero Hardship Bingo: (+)
    Multifandom Flash: Smug snake | Really gets around | World's greatest teleporter (+)
    Halloween Horror Bingo: (+)
    Mad Monster Bingo: Chased through the woods
    Fairy Tale Bingo: Pixie Dust
    Fairytale Bingo: Abduction is love
    Fandom Free Untamed: Apocalypse AU
    Half baked: Child abduction

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    A comic originally started in December of 2021, from a series of doodles that formed into a story about a sad little puppet salesman as the victim in a toxic and abusive relationship with a human teenager. Drawn and written by hand on paper, scanned with one of the shittiest scanners known to man, formatted in a way similar to webcomics or newspaper comics in which each page or strip would be their own installment. From now on, updates will be posted as they are completed, and will probably be much less frequent. I will try my best. In the meantime, I will be uploading my other comic to help tide people over. It's worse than this one.

    Any coloring (there's not much) is by normal_author.

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    It had only been six years since he had last seen Acridor. A small fragment of his kind's stagnant lifespan, yet for most races it is a period filled with change, for better or for worse.

    Returning home from war, Vincent realises that not everything is as peaceful as he had hoped. The world is on the brink of another war, rumours of regicide, and alliances crumble before his very eyes.

    Only one thing stayed the same - his friendship with the Acridorian King. But when even that starts to wither, what hope does he have of redemption?

    [Updates every Monday]

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    Ever since you were a child, you had dreams of a constant ticking sound and a raven-haired boy, who seemed to be lost in the constant madness of his mind. You always thought they were nothing more than dreams. That is until your brother digs up a zombie and you first learn about Isaac Night.

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    4/?
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    Tav—ferocious leader, potential savior of or possible doom-bringer to Baldur’s Gate—gets replaced by an earthling who barely holds it together when she realizes she’s trapped inside a game. The story starts in Act 1 when all companions have already been recruited, and the party has established a well-working command structure. But with Tav acting so weird, chaos erupts among the companions, turning the journey into a sequence of strange encounters and creative ways of problem-solving.

    Or a different form of coming-of-age story as in how Tav learns to become a leader.

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    Because Gabriela's always in the dark about everything - hah - get it? No? Ok. I'll see myself out.

    Anyway - this is a mash-up of She Who Waits in the Dark and The Archivist. You need to have read at least one of them to have the faintest idea what's going on. Otherwise God help you. Aside from that, enjoy!

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    Yuga was too disoriented, too high from whatever had knocked him out, to notice how Garaki’s chest hasn’t risen since he hit the man’s head. He’s too busy gathering his things from the shelf they were placed on, too distracted getting dressed and being relieved that its only nine pm on Saturday, to realize that when he pushes pain medicine down the docs throat that his jaw is far too slack and how it just sits in the back of his mouth instead of the bodies regular reaction of gagging or swallowing when an object is blocking an airway. Yuga does not realize that his attempts to apologize with a note and disoriented message when calling the cops to pick up the doctor and bring him to jail are useless efforts to protect himself from Garaki’s reaction to his attack. Yuga does not realize that the doctor is dead.

    AKA Yuga kills the doctor mid nomufication process and accidentally releases the nomus from their brainwashing, surely things will be fine? Hopefully kurogiri stops trying to tell on him to his teachers soon.

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    Caroline and Cassidy interrogate Andy about the nature of her new relationship with their mom.

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    This girl starts an internship, and it ruins her life.

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    Damian Desmond wakes up with a hangover, a migraine, and an elevator intercom that cheerily informs him he’s dead, which is certainly a bold claim to make before breakfast.

    The afterlife is a cocktail lounge. The bartender is Anya Forger, the girl he bullied, secretly loved, and spent six years destroying himself over after she was murdered.

    She doesn’t remember him. Instead, she offers him drinks, stickers, and no explanations. He offers the emotional stability of a rotting bookshelf.

    He’s not ready to choose his next life. He’s not ready to let go.

    He’s definitely not ready to fall in love with her all over again.

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    Every emotional crisis Ridoc had gone through recently, Bodhi had been there. Waiting, watching, pulling him back from the edge. And now Ridoc found himself searching for him in doorways like some gothic vampire stalker. Maybe he’d given in too soon. Maybe he just didn’t know how to stop.

    *Takes place in Iron Flame*

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    26/?
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    Eiden is the heir of Huey, a formidable and rich physician. Following a series of terrible losses, Eiden finds himself in somewhat of a "bind" at a mental asylum, haunted by his brother's clingy ghost, and treated by a rich quack psychiatrist with a sadistic penchant. Perfectly aware of the double standards and paradoxes of his Victorian-like society, freed from the constraints of common sense and "sanity", Eiden will wholeheartedly embrace his new social status as a (rich) clinically insane person.

    This story, set in a somewhat victorian-like setting with medical treatments from that time will contain anachronisms, perhaps some steampunk, and multiple pairings.

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    Sophia, once a cleaner on Earth, played a game with her nephew that thrust them both into Sanctuary, awakening latent Nephalem powers that forged her into a saviour amid a war between angels, demons and humans. Now immortal but haunted by guilt over those she couldn't save, she years to return to Earth, where her powers might fade, yet dreads facing her past.
    Abducted by a mind flayer ship midway via returning home, she's hurled into Faerun, navigating a world of hidden dangers. Among a motley crew led by Tav, a noblewoman with a silver tongue and veiled motives, Sophia faces treachery and deception. Astarion, a vampire with a razor wit, trades barbs with her, their sparks kindling an unexpected bond.
    As a dark force stirs within, Sophia's choices could save two realms - or doom them forever.

    Sorry to add this next part, but I've had quite a few of these on this story, and I'm not interested:
    NO COMMISIONS, NO COMMERCIAL OFFERS.
    Thankyou.

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    232/?
    Comments:
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    "Everybody knows bards are famous for three things: Songs. Sex. Sorcery."

    In the isolated backwater of The Vale, wandering elven bard Jessamin takes pity on Kevyn, a lonely and unloved human, taking him under her wing as an apprentice.

    When he narrowly escapes death thanks to Jessamin’s dangerous, and powerful magic, Kevyn falls helplessly in love, and he dreams of the day they can leave the Vale for a life of adventure together.

    But as Kevyn readies to come of age at the festival of Feyte Beltana, darkness stirs in the Vale. Magic runs wild in the land, gods rise and fall; and an ancient evil with a hunger for blood and music whispers its deadly song from the shadows.

    Will Kevyn and Jessamin survive the night, or will fate lead them into the jaws of the dreaded Wolf at the Door?

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    186,000
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
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    An accident. A failed Apparation. And suddenly, they are alone — somewhere in a wilderness beyond all known maps.
    No magic. No help.
    Only the two of them: Hermione Granger — brilliant, brave, uncompromising.
    And Severus Snape — cynical, guarded, as dangerously compelling as ever.

    What begins as an involuntary survival exercise soon turns into a dance between closeness and resistance, between trust and despair.
    The wild demands everything: instinct, strength, and secrets.
    And as they fight against hunger, weather, and unseen threats, their hearts begin to stir in ways neither of them expected.

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    12/26
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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