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Perception by Sanjuno
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, Wolverine (Movies)
06 Aug 2017
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The Phoenix is the Avatar of Fire, and Life Incarnate. When she chooses not to kill the first one to stand against her, the only remaining choice is to see Scott Summers reborn somewhere less... inconvenient for her plans.
The man called Cyclops expected the creature wearing his wife's face to kill him. Except Jean still loved him, so she sent him far away to a place where he could not oppose her... and therefore never force her to kill him. Now people who should be dead are still alive, events are taking place in the wrong order and at the wrong points in history, and Cyclops just wants to avoid seeing things fall apart all over again.
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As my eyes begin to adjust to the sudden light change, I realize with a slight tremble. There's a fucking Big Daddy staring at me bleeding on the floor.
Reworked on 9th of February, 2018.
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It was worth it (it was still worth it) by meetingmadness
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
28 Jul 2017
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AU where Barry and Len where secretly together before Len left to join Legends.
Barry Allen was doing his best to move on. It wasn't like he could tell anyone that his boyfriend, Captain Cold himself, was dead and he was mourning. He was supposed to be his rival, his nemesis.
Barry was beginning to wonder if it all was worth it. All the pain from losing someone you can't mourn. As it turns out, dreams come true. All Barry has to do it wait for his miracle. And wait he would.
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- Part 1 of Ain't no rest for the wicked
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1. Oliver, Barry, Felicity. Oliver gives Barry a call, and he speeds to help
2. Teams Flash, Arrow. Oliver tries to train the teams together, but Team Flash gets distracted
3. Oliver & Barry. Texts between the two
4. Team Flash, Arrow, Rogues. Obligatory "oops! They've turned into animals" chapter
5. Barry, Cisco, Felicity, Oliver. Cisco makes Barry's phone speedster proof
6. Oliver & Barry. Texts between the two
7. Barry, Cisco, Iris. Iris keeps calling Barry while he's doing Flash work
8. Eddie, Barry. Eddie's really determined to catch Flash
9. Team Flash & Arrow. Obligatory "some team members are de-aged" chapter
10. Oliver, Tommy, Barry, Rogues. Text fic chapter
11. Barry, Diggle, Felicity, Oliver, Tommy, Moria. Moira makes a snide comment on Barry's scars while the others are discussing plans for Thea's birthday
12. Tommy, Laurel, Team Flash. Text fic chapter
13. Bonus-notes/dialogue fic with the favs planning a haunted house -
We show them a mask (but we know the truth) by meetingmadness
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
09 Aug 2017
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AU to where Barry and Len got together in S2, len went off with Legends, died, but after time broke and he was found by Sara, he eventually found his way back to CC to reclaim his title as Captain Cold and marry the man of his dreams
Part of my Ain't No Rest for the Wicked series, but can be read without reading the first two parts
Based off the prompt 'Bank Robbery doesn't count as a date' from Coldtomyflash on tumblr
The Rogues rob a bank while Barry is in line for the ATM and takes Barry as a pretend hostage to delay CCPD from showing up as fast. The Rogues don't think it's right for Cold to 'take care of' the young hostage, and well, Leonard knows just what to do with his secret fiancé ;)
This is a sappy GAY mess, just a warning
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- Part 3 of Ain't no rest for the wicked
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Leather Jacket, Seven O' Clock by orphan_account
Fandoms: Supernatural, Iron Man - All Media Types
21 Oct 2017
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Dean Winchester and Tony Stark meet before life fucks them over, fall in love, and a gain a support they have no idea how desperately they need for their tumultuous future.
Disclaimer: on hiatus.
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I must be crazy to do this to myself but here we go. 50000 words worth of one-shots about a barechested Mycroft. Let's do this.
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The Conductivity of Water is a Dangerous and Misunderstood Thing (That freaking sucks!) by Samayo_Kaze
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2023
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Okay Guys, so dying? Not really on my agenda that night. Like, at all. But it happened. And waking up afterwards? Also not part of the plan. Also happened. Staring into dark black eyes, one thing become increasing clear to me: my luck is fucking terrible.
After dying, 22 year-old Evaline Jones wakes up as 3 year-old Kaida in Konoha, which is very much not where she should be. Kaida now has to learn to traverse streets full of life, with darkness nipping at her tail, all the while trying to keep her friends alive. It's both much harder and easier since she's a civilian. And everyone else is a ninja. Especially since she doesn't have any chakra. Or speak their language. It's a very good thing that Kaida's as stubborn as her look-alike.
This is a self-incert, because I'm very weak about that sort of thing.
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- Part 1 of Konoha Chronacles
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Merlin Hilton - oder auch die schlechteste Fake ID, die es je gab by orphan_account
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV)
20 Jun 2019
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Merlin gerät in eine Polizeikontrolle und in Schwierigkeiten.
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A Family Sitcom ( In Space ) by wowzaKy
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album), High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album), Once Upon a Time (In Space) - The Mechanisms (Album), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)
06 Mar 2024
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Update 06/03/24: Now being rewritten!!
Ulysses is supposed to die at Dawn.
They don’t.
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AU where The Suits + Ulysses say fuck death and noom off planet before Hades burns The Acheron, subsequently beginning their lives as a dysfunctional space family and picking up strays along the way. They aren’t really sure how it happened, either.
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- Part 1 of immortal space bastards works
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Baoshan Sanren and her terrible, horrible, no good, trouble making neighbors by xxiaoya
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2021
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As she was just about to usher the three of them back to the manor, her ears caught the sound of something being thrown from behind. She quickly turned her body, taking the two disciples along with the movement, and within the same moment drew her sword to block the incoming object.
What she did not expect was that it was not a deadly weapon that was thrown at her, it was not even a rock, but instead, it was a single, medium sized, white snowball.
It immediately splattered upon impact on the flat of her sword, and the snow that once formed the shape of the ball promptly scattered while still riding the momentum of the throw,
and landed right on her face.
Baoshan Sanren: ....
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Baoshan Sanren says goodbye to the quiet Mountain Immortal life as she meets her newly moved Immortal Husband neighbors
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- Part 1 of atop snowcapped mountains
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The boys are in love, and they have a sex drive. That’s never been a problem before. They’ve been discrete; until there not. They are separated only to be reunited in the 501st.
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The Present is the Future (and the Past) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Tony Stark Protection Squad - Fandom
18 May 2022
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Anthony Edward Stark was a kid once, as strange as it might seem.
Alright, so maybe he wasn't a kid for long, but he /was/ a kid for some period of time.
He was a kid, then he was-Ah, you thought I would actually tell you? That's hilarious.
No, this is for you to figure out...
I will tell you something, though.He's one /hell/ of a warrior.
(In which the Avengers have been devaluing Tony are gathered by Loki to set the record straight, memory-style.)
WARNING: Dark Themes and MisunderstandingsSeries
- Part 2 of i hate howard stark
- Part 1 of demigod avenger(s)
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My body is bruised and scarred, battered and broken, burning and decaying. I am a husk, a shell, a container, created to hold the ghosts of everything I've endured.
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Snapshots of Jon's life, deals with anxiety, self harm, and the weight of learning how to be loved.
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Michael Afton swears by his wife and daughter to be nothing like William, but the man keeps coming back. Bringing horror into his home, bringing bad memories and trauma. When a woman claiming to be his younger sister comes out of the woodwork, can he truly be done with William?
Luna Afton wants to repair the Fazbear brand but when a copycat killer starts to strike, can she find out who it is before they frame her for the crimes?
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who tells a tale of unspeaking death? who will brave this bitter grief? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin: Son of Batman (Comics)
21 Feb 2022
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“Where’s Robin?” Tim asks, hoping to get an answer that says ‘He’s right here, safe and sound’ or maybe a familiar ‘Tt’ would drift from above, and Damian would land right in front of Tim and tell him what a fool he is-
He hopes, he prays-
“It was my Father’s doing,” Suren tells him, misery etched into every word. “He-he used me as a pawn. I called the wrong name and Robin-h-he-”
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When Robin sacrifices himself in the cave to stop Den Darga, he doesn't get brought back. Instead, he's buried beneath the wildflowers and the roots of a tree, in the shadow of a mountain, merely miles away from where he died, leaving behind a family, one that had just gotten him back.
And it's up to Tim to tell them.
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- Part 1 of and then you left
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When Bucky is having a bad day he will spend most of his time in wolf form.
Tony doesn't mind this one bit.
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- Part 7 of Purr's Marvel Madness
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starting over (doing it right this time) by mwangochii
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto
29 May 2022
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“Hey, Itadori.”
“Hm? What’s up Kugisaki?”
“Do you need help shutting up that fucker in your head?”
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Kugisaki Nobara had a sensei back home, one who taught her everything she knows and more. She wasn’t interested in finding out where he was from, if he ever wanted to tell her then that’s on him, but as she watched him chat with Gojo-sensei she couldn’t help but wonder.Or! Namikaze Minato died alongside his wife in his world. He didn’t expect to be given a second chance at life, but maybe here, he would be able to save as many lives as he did before and then some - including his students.
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Technoblade and Quackity both have some drama together. Techno killed Quackity, Quackity failed miserably to kill Techno, and guess who's hungry for blood? Trick question, both of them.
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The Odd Misadventures of Technoblade and Occasionally Philza (They are also on the run 😈) -
Heart Hope by rolling_over
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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有參議員遭到刺客暗殺,幸運的是,參議員活了下來,並尋求了絕地武士的幫助。絕地議會根據線索找到刺客的蹤跡後,決定派剛通過試煉,成為絕地武士沒多久的Obi-Wan Kenobi與另一名絕地武士,共同合作,前往塔圖因進行調查,尋找此人。不料任務過程並不順遂,他們遇上了一名西斯,不可避免地與西斯展開了戰鬥。
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The Conductivity of Water is a Dangerous and Misunderstood Thing (That freaking sucks!) by Samayo_Kaze
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2023
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Okay Guys, so dying? Not really on my agenda that night. Like, at all. But it happened. And waking up afterwards? Also not part of the plan. Also happened. Staring into dark black eyes, one thing become increasing clear to me: my luck is fucking terrible.
After dying, 22 year-old Evaline Jones wakes up as 3 year-old Kaida in Konoha, which is very much not where she should be. Kaida now has to learn to traverse streets full of life, with darkness nipping at her tail, all the while trying to keep her friends alive. It's both much harder and easier since she's a civilian. And everyone else is a ninja. Especially since she doesn't have any chakra. Or speak their language. It's a very good thing that Kaida's as stubborn as her look-alike.
This is a self-incert, because I'm very weak about that sort of thing.
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- Part 1 of Konoha Chronacles
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The Conductivity of Water is a Dangerous and Misunderstood Thing (That freaking sucks!) by Samayo_Kaze
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2023
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Okay Guys, so dying? Not really on my agenda that night. Like, at all. But it happened. And waking up afterwards? Also not part of the plan. Also happened. Staring into dark black eyes, one thing become increasing clear to me: my luck is fucking terrible.
After dying, 22 year-old Evaline Jones wakes up as 3 year-old Kaida in Konoha, which is very much not where she should be. Kaida now has to learn to traverse streets full of life, with darkness nipping at her tail, all the while trying to keep her friends alive. It's both much harder and easier since she's a civilian. And everyone else is a ninja. Especially since she doesn't have any chakra. Or speak their language. It's a very good thing that Kaida's as stubborn as her look-alike.
This is a self-incert, because I'm very weak about that sort of thing.
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- Part 1 of Konoha Chronacles
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aim to repaint these days by NinthFeather for sapphireswimming
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2021
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A cultivation accident sends the Junior Quartet back to the Sunshot Campaign era. They've got a plan to change things, and confusing everyone around them is just a fun side benefit.
“Oh, this has nothing to do with the war,” the other Lan said, waving a hand. “The war is fine.”
“Fine?” Nie Mingjue demanded.
“Well, not fine, but you’re going to win,” the Ouyang said. “You don’t need any help there.”
“We—what?” Nie Mingjue asked, absolutely floored.Translated into Russian by EvilCatW
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Trade my Tomorrows (For One Yesterday) by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2022
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Things I don't see in DC yet - Dick Grayson time travelling, deciding to join Talon just so he can fuck them up from the inside and then forcibly joins Bruce at 12. Bruce has no idea what to do with a murderous assassin kid who has more of his shit put together than he does. Also, not Dick vicariously adopting all of the Robins and Bruce faced with three smaller children sitting at his table every night looking at him accusingly.
[Taken from a prompt over on tumblr.]