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Zombies are not sparkling conversationalists.
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Harry really doesn't act like an eleven year old, he's aware of that, however, he really doesn't care to act his age either. It leads to...Interesting situations among peers.
Seriously Draco, you're eleven.
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Flight School by blistry
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Jan 2018
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Poe uses highly unconventional methods to teach Rey some tricky flight maneuvers.
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Set during the Christmas break of Harry's fifth year.
Harry can't sleep, so he takes a walk and ends up bumping into Draco Malfoy. Verbal jabs are exchanged but then things start to get deep, and they both find out more than they intended about the other.Series
- Part 1 of Hand in Glove - Drarry
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This is a continuation of the Designated Survivor 'verse in which Logan and Rory find their way back to each other and live in domestic bliss. Mostly.
But it’s mostly Logan figuring out his shit, to be honest.
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- Part 2 of Designated Survivor
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On cue, his Spider-Sense flared, uncaring of who it was warning him of, uncaring that he was in no danger, uncaring that Gwen Stacy – above anyone else in the multiverse – would never hurt him.
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Assassin's Creed: Syndicate (Novelization) by SolaHaze
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
07 Oct 2018
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"They say this is the modern era. I say, it's time for a rebirth. And we shall lead the way."
In the conflict between the Assassins and Abstergo to claim the Pieces of Eden, an initiate is selected by the Assassins to enter the memories of their ancestors to give them the Piece's location before Abstergo finds it. Now they will get to live through the lives of Jacob and Evie Frye, twin Assassins from the Victorian era on a quest to liberate London from the Templars.
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A peek into a moment of Ned loving his wife and suffering in silence.
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The 12 Hugs of Christmas by notapartytrick
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
20 May 2019
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Peter Parker endures a lot more than he gives himself credit for, the extent of which Tony Stark is only beginning to see as he grows inexorably closer to his dedicated "intern." Oh, and Christmas is coming up too.
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Okay. Its fair to say Im a bit of a nerd. by EggFriedReus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Sep 2019
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Peter is a level 100 in his geekyness skill. The Big Apple aint ready for the levels of these references.
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Partners In Crime (And Love) by RikkuReads
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
02 Jun 2020
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At first, Spider-man isn't too fond of Deadpool, The Merc With A Mouth. But after certain circumstances push them together, they soon become good friends. You could even say partners in crime...
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1. “‘ Wait,’ he intervened. ‘Want me how?’”
2. “‘ Marlen has 32 watermelons; he eats twelve. How many does he have left?’”
3. “ Hunk was just trying to enjoy himself.”
4. “ When they got out of this, Keith was going to kill him.”
5. “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THIS”
6. “Change of plans”
7. “I don’t know what your problem is”
8. “SHIITAKE”Chapter 2!
1: Read the Room
2: Monsters and Morons
3: 1,2,3. Eyes on Me
4: Family Game Night
5: Helping
6: Family Road Trips
7: Important Questions
8: More Questions
9: Stop Screaming
10: Brotherly Tingz
11: Loyalty
12: Bless His Not-Kitchen-Proof Heart
13: As Advertised
14: Who?
15: MannersCh 3!
16. I mean, technically—
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19. John Leonnon
20. Give Thanks
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25. Focus on the Positives Here
26. I Walnut You
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- Part 3 of Voltron: Legendary Drama
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Kaito decides to brush up on his vocabulary and is obnoxious about it.
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:) max is very excited to see eleven again after their move
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When Ron and Yori's wedding goes south due to a tropical storm, Kim and Shego go and find something to do until showtime.
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Bicker, Banter, Bruise by RemieB1013
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies)
05 Nov 2021
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Bucky using humor as a coping mechanism was fine and dandy. Sam poking at bits and pieces of his history and trauma because he knew where the soft spots were and purposefully avoided them, that was fine too. (More than fine – it was practically their love language.)
The problem was other people.
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- Part 11 of Going Forward Together - Series
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Hermione Granger is happy, really. At twenty-seven, she is Deputy Minister of Magic underneath Kingsley Shacklebolt, a loving godmother, a wonderful daughter, and a proud cat owner of a new Kneazle familiar called Sharma. Although not involved in any romantic entanglements, she is perfectly happy, right? Right?
Well, likely not. After Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy sends over a missive from the Department of Mysteries, Hermione begins to doubt her supposed happiness and everything she thought she knew about the Wizarding World.
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After he gets out of hospital, Vegas needs some time to find himself, away from the main family and their demands. Pete shelters him from the intrusions of the outside world while Vegas figures out who he is now that he's no longer Khun Vegas of the minor family.
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- Part 3 of Feasts for the Hungry
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Enemies with Benefits by AngelicEclair
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Apr 2023
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Enemies-to-Lovers isn't as easy as the YA novels made it out to be.
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The secret good Oracle movie that lives in my head.
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Petey and Wade discuss the proper way to go about vigilantism (and maybe they fall in love too) by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Sep 2016
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Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right?
Right???
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Alternatively titled: The Regular
Jimin will date anyone, except for boys who serve coffee.
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23 Dec 2019
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Jan 12 2021
CHARMING AS HECK AND GILMORE GIRLS INSPIRED????? JUST THE BEST
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It had been assumed that the fuss and borderline-intrusive interest in the crown prince's nuptials would eventually subside once he and his groom were married. This, of course, did not happen, and so the task fell to the royal biographer Kim Jisoo to interview, collect, and in all ways assemble the story of how Namjoon met and fell in love with Hoseok.
As Prince Namjoon's closest friends, Yoongi and Seokjin have a lot to say about their role in the happy couple's pairing.
And a lot more to say about each other.
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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17 Sep 2020
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“sooooooo u def went to UC riverside and i’d like cash in on that yoongi pic now thx ;)god i loved everything about this. this was more than just a namkook fic but more like how all 7 of them got together to form ot7 and I loved all the little side ships and side stories going on too, esp vmin’s fight. and most of all i LOVE LOVE LOVE how relatable this entire fic is, at least for me an asian-american college girl. you’ve perfectly captured all the little nuances of college life / being in your 20s in america in a way I’ve never read in any other fic and it was soooo delightful to read little things and be like omg relatable ! the LEE SANDWICHES REF made my jaw drop lmfao and im not even from Cali or any state with a LS but what a STAPLE i love that place whenever i visit Cali lol. and the jikook fighting in korean scene made me laugh out loud “you’re scaring all the white people!” LOL brilliant. the comment about hobi’s outfit potentially looking like an overdressed international student too hahaha. i adore the way you characterize jk, and all the actions he makes are always faithful to the character you’ve built in him and i love that. vminkook and hyung line friendships are always so much fun to read, vminkook esp are just tooooo cute. eek this fic is just so fun idk what else to say
i LOVED this and couldn’t stop smiling throughout the entire thing. thanks for sharing this with us and i hope you never stop writing <33333”
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“I sometimes beat the shit out of guys who come on to you.” He said it slowly so he would never have to say it again.
Jungkook’s jaw slackened.
“You—what?“ he breathed out. “You—how long have you been doing th—that?”
“Since we started dating,” Namjoon admitted. “August.”
“Ah,” Jungkook said, “And how many guys have you beaten the shit out of?”
“Like five,” Namjoon sighed.
“Five! Five?! That’s like almost once a month!”
“Yeah…that’s about right.”
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5 times Kim Namjoon (against all his non-violent instincts) beats the shit out of somebody for his boyfriend's honor.
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Oct 24 2020
God this is so fucking FUNNY, one of the best things I’ve ever read TBH. if ur thinking abt reading this u NEED TO.
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“That guy from the coffee shop yesterday—the one who made me that really good latte—he sent me five pictures of his dick on instagram overnight,” Jungkook whispered, miserable, looking around. The spot was popular with faculty. People over the age of forty were everywhere. “I had to wake up to them. I wanted to text you but I didn’t know how to say it… what words to use… it was so gross. Why would he do something like that?”
“He didn’t say?” Namjoon asked, eyebrows arched, sardonic. “But actually, I already knew. He messaged me first. He thought I was you.”
“What?”
“You used my card and that’s how he got the name. He tracked me down, I told him to fuck off, and then he found you from my account.”
“Well, that sounds illegal. But—oh my god,” Jungkook said, burying his face in his hands. “I want to not see that guy again, but that’s torture! I love that coffee shop! No offense,” he said, dropping his voice, “But everybody here is like fifty.”
“So what should we do?”
“Nothing,” Jungkook moped. “We could always go to Starbucks.”
“Wouldn’t I rather die,” Namjoon said, narrowing his eyes. “Than give into the mass commercialization of coffee. The beans they use at our café are grown and sold by indigenous communities in Chile without an exploitative middle-man!”
“Okay, but they’re ground up and steamed with milk by a pervert!”
“I know, I know…. Maybe he just works Wednesdays?”
“Let’s hope.”
Namjoon took a sip. “What did the dick look like?”
“Oh my god, Joon,” Jungkook said in a low voice, serious, “It looks like somebody rolled an expired Italian sausage through a rat’s nest.”
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Terms and Conditions May Apply by kasuchiko (kasuchi) for mllevangogh
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Sep 2020
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Seokjin grinned and rose onto his knees. "It's not like you can notarize a sex pact."
Namjoon choked back a laugh. "Hyung, you're ridiculous."
Ninety days, three countries, two deadlines, one question.
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Osaka D-1 had come and gone in a blur.
(Not unlike Seokjin, who had come over and then gone in Namjoon's mouth//
But Seokjin could roll with these punches. "You think I'm hot, baby?" He posed alluringly on the edge of the bed.
Namjoon wasn't having it. "Aren't you BTS Jin? Do you really need me to validate you?" He pulled off his hoodie, the t-shirt he had on underneath coming off halfway along with it.
He caught Seokjin staring at his midsection. "Who doesn't love validation?" Seokjin replied, a lightness in his voice that was definitely not in his hot gaze.
"The parking garage industry," Namjoon replied, and straddled Jin's lap. "Will you kiss me now?"
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from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]
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10 minutes into the Mariah Carey holiday special, Yoongi realizes something.
It’s terrible. The production is terrible and everyone is lip syncing and he doesn’t even like holiday music very much and he certainly doesn’t care about all the celebrity cameos. It’s terrible, and yet he’s sitting there, Seokjin’s toes squeezed under his thighs for warmth, and he hasn’t thought about getting up and going to his room even once.
He peeks at Seokjin from the corner of his eye again, watches him laugh as Mariah Carey sings in the middle of an enchanted forest, and thinks, fuck. I might really be enjoying this, actually.
(OR: yoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be more)
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- Part 1 of yoonjin holiday special
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20 Dec 2020
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sobs this was the best thing ever 😭😭😭 my mf HEART!!!
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Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
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Seokjin and Yoongi go fishing on three separate occasions, one of which involves a duck-shaped paddle boat and extremely risky activities.
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“So,” the guy speaks up, cutting the silence and Yoongi’s creepy staring to an immediate halt, “what are you up to this evening?”
Yoongi curses under his breath. “Shit. I don’t know. Literally up for anything so long as I don’t have to hear my neighbors trying to fuck each other to death.”
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the trials and tribulations of min yoongi, kim seokjin, and their horny neighbors from hell
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a gem, a must-read
““How long do you think they’ve been together?” Seokjin asks out of the blue one evening. Their restaurant of the night is a pizza joint in Itaewon that Seokjin claims is ‘authentic New York pizza’. Neither of them really know what authentic New York pizza tastes like cause neither of them went to New York, but Seokjin says they put macaroni on their pizza slices, which according to him is about as American as you can get.
“Who?” Yoongi says around his ridiculously large slice of macaroni pizza.
“Baby and Yeobo.”
“Hmm.” Yoongi thinks as he chews. The extra carbs are siphoning some of his brainpower along with the visuals of Seokjin in front of him licking the pizza grease off his plump bottom lip. “I’d say two months.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. You know, like when you’re in those early stages of the relationship and you just can’t keep your hands off of each other.”
“I don’t, actually.”
Yoongi looks at Seokjin with a raised eyebrow. “You never were like that with your boyfriends?”
“I mean,” Seokjin admits with a shrug of his shoulders. He takes another bite and licks the cheese off his lip. Yoongi discreetly slides Seokjin the napkin dispenser before he seriously loses his shit. “We fucked a lot, yeah. But it wasn’t like the way Baby and Yeobo do it. Like...they’re gross and annoying, but they’re also gross and annoying in love. Not even a two-months kind of love.”
“You’re saying they’ve been together long?”
“High school. Definitely.”
“Shit. I can’t even remember my high school boyfriend.””
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“They stopped to grab some frozen yogurt on the way back, and Yoongi wants to talk about how fucked up his own bowels are going to be when this spicy hot and frozen sweet mess in his stomach has the time to fully digest, but he has talked about taking a shit way too much for one night and would very much like to never discuss taking a shit for the rest of his life to come, thank you very much.
“I guess I’ll see you around, Yoongi-yah,” Seokjin says. He salutes Yoongi goodbye with his tiny pink yogurt spoon and then uses that spoon to quickly steal one last bite of Yoongi’s frozen yogurt. He’s been doing that the entire walk back home. Yoongi didn’t have it in him to stop him.
“I’ll see you around too,” Yoongi says, remaining cool and calm and not thinking about shit, literal or metaphorical. He would take a swipe at Seokjin’s frozen yogurt, but Seokjin’s frozen yogurt concoction is a sugary nightmare of gummy bears, crushed cookie crumble topping, honey and chocolate, and other things that would keep Yoongi up until the witching hour.
So, he just waves his little pink spoon in goodbye, and Seokjin waves his spoon goodbye, and they both wave their spoons goodbye like two awkward grown men would do when neither wants to be the first to really say goodbye. They keep waving them as they inch little by little back into their respective apartments until the last thing Yoongi sees before he disappears inside is Seokjin waving his spoon from out of the door crack.”
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?