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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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08 Aug 2025
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With Eddie in El Paso and Buck resting from a minor injury, Buck buys one of those robot cameras for watching pets so he and Eddie can hang out all day.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Buck-Bot
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07 Aug 2025
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The Romantic Stylings of Roger the Ostrich by buddiefication (pumpkincreamcoldbrew)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
21 Sep 2024
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“Uh, Dad?” Christopher asked. “What is the ostrich doing?”
“I don’t…” Eddie trailed off. “I don’t know.”
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Eddie takes Chris to a farm advertised online to meet capybaras. They’re first faced with an ostrich who has a particular interest in Eddie. Oh, and to make it worse, the farmer is really, really hot.
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21 Jul 2025
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"The theory of - Buck." Chris's exasperation could probably be heard all the way across the galaxy. "Your wedding is in fifteen minutes, and you're asking me about the theory of relativity?"
"Humor me?"
"Do I ever do anything else?" Christopher's tone is light, so Buck takes it he isn't messing this up too badly. "Yes, I remember about the theory of relativity."
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Right before Buck and Eddie finally get married, Buck and Chris have a serious conversation about the universe.
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09 Jul 2025
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A drunk Eddie accidentally squishes a cockroach in his kitchen and gives it a proper burial in his backyard out of guilt. The universe is moved by this wildly unnecessary act of compassion and blesses (or curses) him with the ability to hear and speak to animals.
Alternatively, Eddie finds out that the firehouse dog trash talks them, the pigeon next door is a flat earther, and that he might be crazy when the ghost of the dead cockroach visits him in a dream to counsel him through his feelings for Buck.
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06 Jul 2025