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Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 1

Rollercoaster

Step-brothers Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher sat under the tree in their backyard. They were both bored out of their minds.

Phineas had a triangle for a head. He had orange hair and blue eyes. He wore a white and orange striped shirt, and blue shorts.

Ferb had a rectangle for a head. He had green hair and brown eyes. He wore a yellow shirt and purple pants with suspenders.

"So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today?" Phineas asked.

Ferb shrugged his shoulders.

"What about Perry? What does he want to do?" Phineas wondered.

The two turned towards their pet platypus, Perry. Perry did his signature chatter.

Phineas sighed. "Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something I will not put up with. The first thing they'll ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer. I mean, no school for three months, our life should be a rollercoaster, and I mean a good one, not like the one we rode at the state fair. That was lame. If I built a rollercoaster, I would… wait, that's it!"

Play "Hey Ferb"

Phineas:

I know what we're gonna do today

Though it might sound just a bit cliché

We can build a rollercoaster

It will come with songs and dancing!

'Cause when we're back in school come next September

And they ask us, we can both remember

Every cool and clever thing we did all summer long, and glancing

Back we're gonna be so glad that we

Didn't sit all day and watch TV

I don't think anyone can disagree

The world is possibilities

And that's what makes me say

Hey Ferb

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb

End "Hey Ferb"

"Boys, I'm gonna pick up a few things," came the voice of their mother, Linda. "You boys stay out of trouble, okay?"

"Okay, Mom," Phineas replied. When she was out of earshot, he said to his brother, "We're gonna build a rollercoaster!"

The boys' sister, Candace, saw Linda get in the car. She came out for some "clarification".

"I'm in charge, right?" she asked. "You did tell them I'm in charge?"

"Relax, Candace," said Linda. "No one has to be in charge."

"What if there's an emergency? What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?"

"If that happens, you're in charge."

"Yes!" Candace went to the backyard to tell her brothers the news. "Mom says I'm in charge conditionally."

"Whatever," said Phineas.

Candace started to feel suspicious. The desks and blueprints in the middle of the backyard did not sit right for her.

"Wait a minute, what are you doing?" she asked.

"Homework," Phineas lied.

"It's summer."

"That's fine. You wait until the last minute, then."

"I'm watching you." Candace headed to the door. "And I'm in charge, conditionally!"

With that, Candace slammed the door.

Candace was about to head up to her room when the phone rang. She answered. "Hello? Oh, hi Stacy. No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom just went to the store. She left me in charge, well, you know, conditionally. It's all about the varying degrees of authority. What are my brothers doing right now? What do you mean you can see it from your house? See what?"

Candace ran outside to see her brothers building a track.

"Phineas, Ferb, what is this?" she asked.

"Do you like it?" asked Phineas.

"Oh, I'm gonna tell Mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you're going down."

Candace's friends, Stacy and Jenny, popped up wearing pink and purple dresses.

Play "You're Going Down"

Candace (Stacy and Jenny):

(You're going down) You're going down when I get mom to see

(Down to the ground) This ridiculous monstrosity

(You're going down) You'll never get away with this again

(You're going down) You're G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N

(You're going down) Spread the news from coast to coast

(Down to the ground) You're going down, your operation exposed

(You're going down) I could say more, but I don't wanna boast

(You're going down) Get used to butter, cause you both are toast!

If a certain condition arises

I'm the one to avert the crisis

You think you're living large, but you forgot that I'm the one in charge... conditionally!

(You're going down) So listen up, all your dreams are done

(Down to the ground) This is the end of all your so-called fun

(You're going down) Gather up your girders and your rivet guns

(You're going down) You're going down and I finally won!

You're going down

Down, down, down, down...

You're going down!

End "You're Going Down"

With the song over, Candace, Stacy, and Jenny left.

Phineas turned to Ferb. "We're going to need some peanut butter and a blowtorch."

"Candace, are you gonna come to the mall with us later?" Stacy asked.

"Probably," Candace replied. "If things don't work out, tell Jeremy I said hi."

With that, the girls got on their bikes and biked away. They passed by the girl across the street.

She was a Mexican-Jewish girl with long black hair. She wore pink clothes and a bow.

"Hey girls," she greeted. "Is Phineas home?"

All three girls ignored her.

The girl entered the backyard. She smiled at Phineas with hearts in her eyes.

"Hey, Phineas," she greeted.

Phineas turned around. He wasn't pleased to see her. "Oh, hey Isabella."

Play "Whatcha Doin"

Isabella:

I'm just the curious girl across the way

Every day I come over and here's what I say

"Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'?

What's the day's activity?

"Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'?"

By any chance could it include me?

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

I don't mean to disturb

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

You know it's not really directed at Ferb

When I say "Whatcha doin'?"

Don't you know, Phineas? You have no idea

That every day I'm just dying' to see ya and say

"Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

I really wanna know

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

Can I be part of the show?

When I say, "Whatcha doin'?"

End "Whatcha Doin"

"To answer your question, Ferb and I are building a rollercoaster," Phineas replied frustratedly.

"In your backyard?" asked Isabella.

"Some of it."

"Wow. Isn't that kinda impossible?"

Phineas was running out of patience. "Can I help you?"

"I was gonna go to the pool. You wanna go swimming with me?"

"I'm kind of in the middle of something here."

"Oh, right. I'll see you later then."

Isabella walked out of the backyard. Phineas felt relieved.

That's when he realized something was… off. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry wandered to another area of the house.

Except he didn't wander.

When the time was right, Perry stood on his hind legs, put on a fedora, and opened a secret door. He went through the door, which was an elevator to a secret base under the house.

Perry sat down and logged on to his computer. He had just received a message from his boss, Major Monogram.

"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "The evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks. For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tinfoil. I want you to get over to his hideout, find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it. As always, Agent P, it is imperative that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact. Now, get out there. We're all counting on you."

Play "Perry the Platypus Theme Song"

Perry got onto his flying car, flew out of the base, and away from the house.

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Perry

He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!

He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!

He's got more than just mad skill,

He's got a beaver tail and a bill

And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:

Perry stopped to chatter for a few fangirls. They all sighed and fainted happily.

He's Perry

Perry the Platypus! (Monogram: "Yeah, but you can call him Agent P.")

Perry (Monogram: "I said you can call him Agent P!")

Agent P

End Theme Song

Candace made it to the store Linda was at. It didn't take long to find her.

"Mom, you have to come home now!" she screamed.

"Did a satellite crash into the house?" asked Linda.

"Phineas and Ferb are doing something crazier than that."

"What's the emergency?"

"They're building a rollercoaster!"

"Seriously? Aren't they too young to be rollercoaster engineers?"

"Yes, yes they are."

Meanwhile, Phineas was getting the parts needed for the rollercoaster. The man they were getting the parts from was suspicious.

Play "Aren't You a Little Young?"

Construction Guy:

Aren't you a little young to build a rollercoaster?

Phineas:

Yes, yes I am

Construction Guy:

Well, I must say I'm really quite impressed

But all of your permits are in order

Don't forget the bricks and mortar

And if you need a power loader, be my guest.

But if I'm pressed, I'd say you look a little young to drive a forklift.

It's good to see a younger guy like you

Who's creative and ambitious.

A little bigger than his britches.

And who's got a fresh, exciting point of view.

Yes it's true!

That you seem a little young to do the things that you do,

Even with all that moxie you've got.

Yes, you seem a little green

To be controlling this machinery.

Phineas:

Yeah, I get that a lot

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry made it to Doofenshmirtz' not-so-secret hideout. He stared down, well, up, at his nemesis.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz was not like most humans. His head was more triangular-shaped than circular, his neck was facing forward instead of upward, and he had a pointy nose. He wore a black shirt under a white lab coat, as well as gray pants.

"Perry the Platypus," he smiled. "What an unexpected surprise, and by expected, I mean completely expected."

Doofenshmirtz pushed a button that released a bunch of arms. They grabbed Perry's arms and legs, holding him in the air.

"I, Doctor Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tinfoil," he monologued. "And when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing the rotation of the Earth. I know you're gonna expect me to give you a big tragic backstory to explain why I want to do that, but I'm not going there. You know why? I'll tell you."

Play "Back in Gimmelshtump"

Doofenshmirtz:

Back in Gimmelshtump

I always had to keep it real

'Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump

Your childhood is less than ideal

So, I don't dwell on how I crawled my way out of the gutter

No, I don't

When people ask me what I mean, I say,

"D-D-D-Do I stutter?"

Doofenshmirtz quickly changed the flow of the song, much to Perry's surprise. A few women even showed up to dance along to the song.

But I'm no longer a hater

'Cause I got an Inator

And an over-complicated scheme

I get a couple of checks

Every month from my ex

So I can finance my coming regime

And though my past was a wreck

I won't let it affect

My aspirations to cause mass hysteria

'Cause I'm as sure as can be

That it's my destiny

To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area

Yeah

End "Back in Gimmelshtump"

"Are we done here?" one of the backups asked once the song was done. "Because I gotta pick up my daughter from dance class."

"Hold on," Doofenshmirtz replied. "Just wait for the scene to change."

"But Mom, I'm telling you," said Candace. "They're building it, and it's huge."

Candace turned around to notice a new poster on the wall.

Phineas & Ferb Present…

THE COOLEST COASTER EVER!

Now open

Candace ran to get Linda.

While she wasn't looking, a few boys around Phineas and Ferb's age saw the flier.

"Phineas and Ferb made a rollercoaster?" one asked. "Do you think we'll get a discount if we take the flier?"

"Maybe we better take it," said another.

The boys took the flier and ran off. They were blocked by a bigger boy wearing brown shorts and a black shirt with a skull on it.

"If anyone's riding this thing, it's gonna be me," he said in a raspy voice. "Not one of you lousy extras."

The boy took the flier and ran away with it.

Candace finally returned with Linda.

"See, I told you I wasn't crazy," she said.

"And you're not crazy, how?" asked Linda.

Candace turned to the wall. The flier was gone. She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"You're right, Candace," Linda sarcastically remarked. "A crazy person wouldn't yell at a wall like that. I'll be in the dairy section if you want to yell at some cheese. Would you like that?"

Candace thought for a second before making her decision. "A little."

Once there were enough kids in line, Ferb checked on the microphone. It was working just fine.

Phineas ascended on a stage lift, and took the microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!" he announced. "May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making. THE COOLEST COASTER EVER!"

Ferb removed the curtain. Everyone stared at the coaster in awe. Some even fainted seeing how high it was. One even noticed a bird crashing onto the track.

"So, who wants to go first?" Phineas asked.

Everyone in the crowd raised their hands.

As the coaster went higher and higher into the air, Phineas was showing the kids how to buckle their seatbelts. They slipped off of his fingers, but the kids got the gist of it.

"Phineas, are you sure this is safe?" asked Isabella.

"Of course," Phineas replied. Once they reached the top of the hill, the coaster paused. "You all signed the waivers, right?"

The coaster dropped at a ninety degree incline. All the kids screamed in both terror and excitement. Phineas and Ferb both kept their cool.

Play "Rollercoaster"

Phineas:

It's like a leisurely drive around downtown

But it starts with a 3-mile drop straight down

Yeah, now keep your head and hands and feet inside the ride

Not a written rule, but it's strongly implied (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster)

Permanecer sentados, por favor

Scream if you want more!

That's right!

Corkscrewin' 'round the interstate

With peanut butter and rubber snakes

Rubber snakes were released and covered all the passengers.

Clear the way, move over,

Look out, Bud!

A dog somehow got on the tracks. It noticed the coaster and barely got out of the way in time.

Here comes the mud!

The kids got dipped in mud. The coaster paid a quick stop to the car wash to wash all the mud off. It was lucky the man running the car wash allowed this to happen.

After that, they then went up and down on multiple inclines, making the kids go "ah-ah-ah-ah-ah".

(Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster, rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Look out!

We're right-side up and upside down!

Don't ask me to talk,

Can't tell a verb from a noun!

And I'm screaming like a baby

Who's afraid of a clown!

Raspy Boy:

I'm glad I'm wearing trousers

That are already brown!

Phineas:

It'll twist your melon,

It'll turn your gut.

Man, is this ride sweet or what?

We go...

Passengers:

Ah, ah, ah!

Ferb:

We go...

Passengers:

Aah, aah, aah!

Ferb:

We go...

Passengers:

AHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHH!

Rollercoaster

End "Rollercoaster"

Perry waited for the right time. When the time came, he used his tail to fire a nearby screw in Doofenshmirtz' direction. Doofenshmirtz noticed this and dodged.

"You missed," he teased.

Except Perry expected him to do that. The screw ricocheted off a wall, and the lights, before stabbing Doofenshmirtz in the foot.

Doofenshmirtz accidentally pushed a button, releasing Perry from his restraints.

Perry leaped and punched Doofenshmirtz in the face. Doof quickly recovered and grabbed a wrench. Perry grabbed another wrench and the two clashed. After a bit, Perry hit his wrench against the screw, worsening Doof's pain. Doof retaliated by throwing his battery cart at Perry.

Perry jumped off the cart, making it fall out of the window.

Outside, a farmer and his wife were on the side of the road. Their car just broke down.

"I can't believe you walked all the way to the service station to get jumper cables but didn't get the battery cart!" the wife chastised. "What, did you think it was gonna fall out of the sky?"

Right as she said that, a battery cart landed right in front of her.

"Well, do you think a million dollars are gonna fall out of the sky?" the wife asked, hopeful. Sadly, nothing happened.

"It doesn't work that way," said the farmer.

"Well, how does it work, then?"

While Perry recovered quickly, this still bought Doof the time he needed to open the roof.

"Now you're too late," he laughed. The Magnifinator activated, sending an energy beam towards the Eastern seaboard. "Quake in your boots and watch helplessly as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing the rotation of the…"

Unfortunately, the magnet didn't pull the seaboard. It just pulled the tinfoil off the seaboard. The tinfoil curled into a two-ton ball, and it was traveling two-hundred miles an hour directly towards Doof and Perry.

Doof and Perry worked together to try and separate the magnet from the Magnifinator.

Back at the store, Candace was screaming at a container of cheese. This had gone for five minutes.

Other customers stared at Candace like she was the weirdest girl in the world.

"Wow, she is mad at that cheese," one remarked.

That's when Candace heard screaming coming from outside.

She ran outside to see the rollercoaster. Phineas, Ferb, and other kids rode by.

"Oh, oh, Mom!" she called.

It was no use. They were doomed…

Until Perry noticed a helicopter. He used a grapple gun to attach the magnet to the helicopter. When the helicopter ascended, it carried the magnet into the air with it.

"You did it!" Doof yelled. "You saved us, Perry the Platypus!" Sadly, Doof got hit by the tinfoil ball. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

The Magnifinator reattached itself to the magnet. It lifted a nearby rollercoaster into the air.

Candace just got out of the store with her mom.

"Look, see?" she asked.

Linda looked and saw nothing.

"Okay, I give up," she said. "What am I supposed to be looking at?"

Candace turned to see the coaster was gone.

"No, it's not possible!" Candace shouted. Linda left to get the cart. "No, it was here and it was huge!" Candace turned around to see the rollercoaster flying away. "Mom!"

Linda came back with the cart. "Time to go. I have frozens."

Candace came up with another idea. "You think Phineas and Ferb are still sitting under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?"

"Well, yes, that would be my guess," Linda replied.

"Good, then let's go home, now!"

Candace quickly grabbed the cart and ran to the van.

When the time was right, Perry cut the rope. The coaster landed on the other side of town.

Perry noticed his owners on the coaster. He quickly jumped onto the nearest empty seat and resumed his normal form.

Phineas heard a small thud. He turned around to see Perry sitting there.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," he said. He then turned to Isabella. "Nice hat, Isabella."

Isabella noticed she was wearing a small hat for some reason. She took it off. She noticed it was way too small for her, but it seemed around the right size for Perry. She put the hat back on Perry's head.

That's when the coaster derailed. The coaster flew onto a crane, which then catapulted it high in the air.

"Funny," Phineas remarked calmly. "I don't remember this being in the blueprints."

The coaster then got caught on the rear of a plane.

Candace could see the coaster on the plane from where she was at. She giggled excitedly.

"I worry about you sometimes, Candace," Linda remarked.

The coaster eventually fell off the plane. By then, they were already in Paris. They landed on the Eiffel Tower. It leaned forwards until they were in front of a croissant stand.

"Croissants?" the runner asked.

"Anyone want a croissant?" Phineas asked the passengers.

Before anyone could get any croissants, the tower catapulted the coaster up into space.

The raspy bully held his breath.

The kid next to him, an Indian wearing blue overalls and a white shirt, glared at the bully.

"Do not hold your breath," he scolded. "You'll destroy your lungs."

The coaster floated past a satellite.

"If that falls to Earth, Candace is in charge," Phineas remarked.

After a while, gravity took a hold of the coaster. They were coming down to Earth.

"We should've charged more," Phineas sighed.

Linda and Candace made it back to the house.

Candace quickly checked the backyard. The boys weren't under the tree, just like she expected.

"Yes!" she yelled. "See, Mom? I told you they weren't there."

Candace closed her eyes and waited for the inevitable.

"Hi boys," she heard Linda say.

Candace opened her eyes. Her brothers were sitting under the tree. It was like nothing happened.

"But but but," she stuttered.

"Come on, Candace," said Linda as she carried Candace back to the car. "Help me with the groceries."

Once they were gone, the other kids started climbing out of the tree.

"Phineas, that was great," said the Indian nerd.

"Way too cool," the raspy bully added.

"That was awesome!" another kid shouted. "Can we do that again?"

"Sorry, only one ride per customer," Phineas replied.

"That was great, Phineas," said Isabella. "So, what are you gonna do tomorrow?"

"Don't know yet."

"Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks."

"Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much."

"They're the only mammals to lay eggs," Ferb remarked.

"Maybe he'll lay an egg," Phineas suggested. "It doesn't matter what we do, as long as we carpe diem."

"Excuse me?" asked Isabella.

"Carpe diem. It's latin for 'seize the day'."

Play "Carpe Diem"

Phineas:

Well we hope you all enjoyed the show

Hope it was not anticlimactic

Now there's something we want you to know

And we don't want to sound didactic

But if there's one thing we can say

I know it sounds a bit cliché

Phineas and Isabella:

There's no such thing

As just an ordinary day

The other rollercoaster passengers gathered to join in the song.

All:

And you don't have to build a rollercoaster

Just find your own way to make the most of

These days of summer

And dance to the beat of a different drummer

Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em

'Cause every day's a brand new day, you gotta Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem!

And you don't have to build a rollercoaster

Just find your own way to make the most of

Every minute

No more waiting for the right time, you're in it!

Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em,

'Cause every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

Every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

Every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

Every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

End "Carpe Diem"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 2

Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror

It was only the second day of the summer, but it was already getting hot. The weatherman advised to take it easy and do nothing unless you live near the beach. Just find a shady tree, and maybe an aquatic mammal of some sort, and blow the whole day off.

Well, if you happened to be Phineas or Ferb, that's no problem.

"Come on, Ferb," said Phineas. "If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning deejays win."

The boys got up and took off their clothes. Their swim trunks were underneath their clothes.

Ferb grabbed the garden hose and started filling the sandbox with water.

"Woo, it's hot out here," came the voice of Linda. She and Candace just came outside. "So, what are you boys up to?"

"We're making our own backyard beach," Phineas replied.

"How cute. Well, I'm off for my spa day. You boys behave yourselves, and don't bother your father. He's finally cleaning out the basement."

"Bye Mom!" Candace said as her mother left. She then turned to the boys. "You heard that? We can't bug Dad, which makes me in charge… by default." She then waited to see if the boys would do something crazy. When nothing happened, she left. "Carry on."

Once Candace left, Phineas spoke. "We're gonna need more sand. Hey, where's Perry?"

When no one was around, Perry entered his secret hideout. This time, he got in through a fake mushroom in the backyard.

Once Perry landed, he stood under another chute, where his fedora was dropped onto his head.

Afterwards, he sat down to answer the call.

"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens unprotected from the evils of black magic. We suspect Doofenshmirtz. Get right on it."

Perry saluted.

Perry

After a few minutes, a guy came to the house to deliver ten trillion grains of sand.

"Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?" the guy asked.

"Yes, yes I am," Phineas replied.

"Hi, Phineas," came an annoying voice.

Phineas turned around to see Isabella.

"Hi Isabella," he greeted unenthusiastically.

"Whatcha doin?"

"Building a beach. Check it out."

In the backyard, Ferb was launching water from a large hose. The truck started pouring the sand onto the backyard.

"Can me and the other fireside Girls be lifeguards?" Isabella asked. "We need to earn our aquatic safety badges."

"Sure," Phineas replied.

Inside, Candace was on the phone with Stacy.

"I've been friends with Susie a lot longer than Katie," she ranted. "I should've been invited to her party. They may be lab partners, but we're locker buddies."

That's when she heard a noise from outside. She went out to check it out.

In front of her, Phineas, Ferb, and a group of girls were standing in front of the sandbox.

"Welcome to our beach," Phineas said.

"Ha, you call this a beach?" Candace asked as she came out. "This is way below your usual standard. This isn't worth a call from Mom. Well, have fun playing in the sandbox."

When she turned around, the fence was gone. In front of her was a large beach like those you'd see in Hawaii.

"So, Candace, what do you think?" asked Phineas.

"That's it!" Candace snapped. "I'm calling Mom!"

"Hey, Candace," came a voice from behind.

Candace turned around to see Stacy and Jenny in their swim clothes.

"You never told me you had a beach in your backyard," said Jenny. "You're gonna be the most popular girl in the neighborhood."

"I will?" Candace asked.

"I just saw Jeremy and his buddies with their surfboards," Stacy replied.

"Jeremy's here? Gotta go!"

Candace dropped her phone and ran to the beach.

Perry disguised himself as a lawn gnome. After a while, he was sucked under the ground.

He went down a conveyor belt with a bunch of other gnomes. He noticed Doofenshmirtz admiring all the gnomes.

He then picked up Perry.

"This is a strange one," he remarked.

Perry made his move. He punched Doof hard on the face.

"Wait, who are you?" asked Doof. Perry took off his disguise, but his fedora fell off when he took off his gnome hat. "A platypus?" Perry put his fedora back on. "Perry the Platypus?"

Doof quickly regained his senses.

"You are mine now!" Doof pushed a button on his remote.

A door behind Perry opened. Perry turned around and braced himself for whatever was gonna come out. When the door fully opened, it revealed a bunch of boxes and objects.

"Wait, that's the garage door opener," Doof said as he swapped remotes. "Now, you are mine!"

Doof pushed the button. This time, the screen behind him turned from a green screen to static.

"That was the TV remote," Doof sighed. "I've got to start labeling these things." He found the right remote. "NOW, you are mine!"

This time, when Doof pushed the button, a cage dropped, trapping Perry.

"Finally, I will rid myself of you!" Doof laughed. "But first, turn your attention to the giant screen and…" Doof pushed the button, just to shut the garage door. "Maybe I need to turn the cable on first?"

"Let's get this beach party started," Phineas said as he put on his hat.

Cue montage of the kids having fun at the beach.

A couple of girls were burying their friend in the sand. The raspy bully tried to bully them. The kid in the sand got up. The sand made his body look muscular. This scared the bully away.

A teenage boy pushed a button on a fake dolphin. Water sprayed out of its blowhole. The teen held his younger brother in his arms. The brother drank the water.

Ferb drove a boat at a very fast speed. Phineas was riding on a parasail.

"Hey Ferb, I can see our house from up here!" he shouted excitedly, even though his house was right in front of him.

Candace found the pretty blonde boy, Jeremy, shining his board. She nervously walked over to him to offer some coconut milk.

Sadly, fate had other plans.

A coconut fell off a tree and onto Candace's head. She dropped the drinks and fell to the floor. She ended up hitting a poor crab.

The crab carried Candace with it. She was carried under a limbo. The other kids playing limbo were impressed.

"So that's how low you can go," one remarked.

"We've been asking that question for generations," another added.

Candace came to. She stood up, confused.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"For winning the limbo contest, you are now crowned Queen Wahanine of the beach," a man said as he gave Candace a crown. "All hail Queen Wahanine!"

"I can't believe it!" Candace cheered.

Play "Backyard Beach"

Ferb showed up with a microphone.

Ferb:

Listen up people and I'll teach ya

'Bout Phineas and Ferb and a backyard beach, yeah

Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say

"Brother, what'cha gonna do today?"

Everyone gathered around and started dancing.

Now you see we're having fun

Playing' under the sun

And get in line, get in line

'Cause the wet ski's runnin'

A backyard beach, a backyard beach

Nothing's outta reach

We got the backyard beach

You can change in the broken hut

Drink out of a coconut

Three games for a token, but the rest is free

You got skiing', parasailing',

Surfin' and a-flailing',

Your contacts need saline

Or else you can't see.

Jeremy approached Candace and started dancing with her. Candace never felt happier in her life.

Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach

Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach

Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach

Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach

End "Backyard Beach"

Meanwhile, Linda tried to have fun at the spa. However, she couldn't. Something was very wrong. This was normally the part where she'd receive a call from Candace, if not show up in person.

"Oga, hold me down," she ordered. "I'm going home."

After skimming through his many remotes, Doof finally found the right one.

"Now, Perry the Platypus, you'll finally learn my plan!" Doof said as he turned on the screen. "Back in Gimmelshtump, in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtz's were a proud family, but those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatenfruit garden from witches, spells, and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me. While the other children played 'Kick the Schtumpel' and ate Doonkleberries, I would stand for hours. All through the cold night, as the spitzenhound howled, my only companion was the moon. Since my lawn gnome was taken from me, I'm going to destroy every lawn gnome in the entire Tri-State Area! " He opened a large purple curtain. "Behold the Destruct-Inator, and now, Perry the Platypus, to activate my creation!"

Doof pushed the button to turn on the machine… only to open Perry's cage.

Perry leaped into the air and whacked Doof with his tail.

Back at the beach, a surfing contest was about to begin.

The raspy bully approached Phineas with his board.

"Hello, dinner bell," he greeted.

Phineas turned around. "Hey, I know you. You're that kid who came to the rollercoaster with the poster."

"I am. The name's Buford Von Stomm and I'm gonna kick everyone's butts in this contest."

"Well, Buford, perhaps you missed the sign."

Buford turned to the sign and read it aloud. "No bullying, no yodeling?"

"I don't like this any more than you do," said a nearby yodeler.

The first competitor was Bobby Nelson. He ate it on a five-footer… because Buford intentionally knocked him off his board.

Next, Buford pummeled Django Brown with a Philadelphia traffic stop. He then caught Django in a Nelson before beating him with Bobby Nelson.

The judges did not like this. They gave Buford zeros. He angrily threw Bobby onto the judge's table.

Then, Phineas stepped in. He was so confident that he tanned while riding the wave.

Buford tried to tackle Phineas. Phineas was one step ahead, and used a holographic projector to trick him.

He then started to hang ten, then twenty, then thirty-two, then just hanging.

The crowd loved it. They did their own wave when Phineas got to the surface. Phineas surfed their wave.

The judges gave Phineas a perfect ten.

Meanwhile, Candace was still dancing with Jeremy.

"Are you having fun?" Jeremy asked.

"Yes!" Candace screamed in excitement.

That's when the music changed. Candace looked around. Couples were dancing a slow dance.

Candace took Jeremy's hand, and the two danced together.

This was it. The moment had arrived.

Candace and Jeremy leaned towards each other. They closed their eyes. They puckered their lips.

Then Candace's phone rang.

"Excuse me," she smiled, embarrassed. Candace answered the phone. "Hello?"

"Candace, is everything okay?" came Linda's voice.

"Oh, everything's just wonderful."

"And Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?"

"Such wonderful things."

"Candace, honey, I'm coming home."

"Wait, what?"

"I'm right around the corner. I'll be home in two minutes."

"Wait! You can't!" Candace heard a beep. She turned to Jeremy. "Stay right there. I've gotta stop her!"

Candace ran into the yard. She peaked out of the gate. Linda was already there.

"Mom, please go away!" she begged. "Don't come in."

Underground, Perry and Doof were continuing their fight.

Perry hit Doof and caused him to hit the lever. The machine switched from suck to blow.

At the beach, a volcano emerged from the water. Gnomes started to erupt from it.

"Run for your lives!" a surfer shouted. "It's gnome-ageddon!"

Everyone made a run for it.

"Candace, tell me the truth," Linda ordered. "What is going on here?"

Candace sighed. "Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, but instead of a cute little beach in their sandbox, it turned out to be this huge beach with a coastline, palm trees, a pier, hula dancers, water skiers, and everybody from the neighborhood showed up..."

Perry kicked Doof in the shins. He hit the lever yet again.

The volcano got sucked into the ground.

Water sprayed down into the base. Perry got out of the way in time, but Doof wasn't so lucky.

"And then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head and…"

Everyone watched as the ocean started to drain. They were all confused about this.

"And just for a moment, it seemed that the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes…"

A large bubble formed before popping.

"But I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness, and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom if you just let me have my moment."

Once all the water was drained, Perry climbed out of the massive sinkhole.

Agent P

He reverted back to his normal form and returned to the boys.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," said Phineas.

Perry did his usual chatter.

"Well everybody, looks like that's all for today," Phineas told the crowd.

"Phineas and Ferb!" the crowd cheered as the boys shut the fence.

"That was great," Phineas told Ferb and Isabella.

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself," said Candace.

Linda entered the backyard. As she expected, there was no beach. Just Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella standing near the sandbox.

"Hey boys," she greeted.

"Hey Mom," Phineas replied.

"How was your day at the beach?"

"Wait, my kingdom!" Candace cried. "It was all so beautiful! What have you done to my paradise?"

"Candace, honey, I think you need to be out of the sun for a little while," Linda said as she carried Candace inside.

"I think she had fun," Phineas remarked.

The boys went back to sitting under the tree.

"Shout out to my boys Phineas and Ferb!" the announcer said on the radio. "For hosting a beach party that was hot hot hot! And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher."

"With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes," Ferb added.

Phineas laughed at the joke.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 3

Candace Loses her Head

Phineas woke up more excited than ever. He checked the calendar. It was the day he anticipated for a while now.

He turned to Ferb and threw a pillow at him.

"Hey Ferb, it's Candace's birthday!" he said. "We gotta do better than last year." He thought back to when he trained a gorilla to leap out of the cake and surprise Candace. "That was not our best work. This time, it's gotta be huge."

Candace woke up to the sounds of a chatter. When she looked in front of her, Perry was on her bed. She frustratedly picked him up and carried him out of the room.

She gave Perry to the boys, who were sitting at the dining table.

"This is yours, I believe?" she asked rhetorically.

"Happy birthday, Candace," Linda greeted as she handed her a pancake stack with whipped cream and a candle on top. "I made you a special breakfast, and after that, we have a surprise."

"What is it?" Candace asked excitedly.

"We have to drive to it," said her dad, Lawrence.

Once they finished their breakfast, the family got in the car and were on their way.

"Is it the mall?" Candace asked.

"No," Linda replied, a bit frustratedly. "For the last time, it's not the mall."

Candace looked out the window. She realized they were going to Mount Rushmore.

"Why Mount Rushmore?" she whined.

"Isn't it exciting?" Lawrence asked. "Four presidents carved onto the side of the mountain. It was Phineas and Ferb's idea."

Candace glared at her brothers.

"You're welcome," Phineas smiled.

Lawrence dropped the rest off at the front. He then left to find a parking spot.

"Ferb and I are gonna explore the monument," said Phineas. "Come on Perry."

The boys and their platypus left.

"We'll catch up," said Linda.

Linda led Candace to the gift shop.

"Okay Candace, it's your birthday," she said. "You can pick anything you want. What about these Mount Rushmore bobbleheads?"

Candace wasn't paying attention. Of all things, she had to be here. She'd rather be jumpscared by a gorilla again.

Candace turned towards the nearby 'Mr. Slushy Burger' stand. Working there was none other than Jeremy Johnson.

"Jeremy?" she gasped in excitement. She ran over to him and sat on one of the stools. "Hi, Jeremy."

"Hey, Candace," Jeremy replied.

"Whatcha doin?"

Elsewhere, Isabella felt a small disturbance. She didn't think much of it and got back to doing what she was doing.

"I'm just here on the 'Mr. Slushy Burger worker exchange program'," Jeremy explained.

Candace turned around to see the boys carrying some large tools. She tried not to think much of it and focus on Jeremy.

"Well, it's my birthday today, and I…" she said before hearing a crash. She turned back to see the boys doing another diabolical scheme. "I'll be right back."

Candace ran outside to find the boys.

As she went out, Isabella and her troop came in. They found Linda over at the cash register.

"Hi Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher," she greeted.

"Hey Isabella," Linda replied. "What brings you here?"

"Fireside Girl field trip. Say, is Phineas here?"

"Yeah. He and Ferb are up at the monument."

Up at the monument, Phineas and Ferb got to work. Phineas turned to see if Perry was still there. He wasn't.

"Hey, where's Perry?" he wondered.

When no one was watching Perry put on his hat. He opened a secret door where a nearby trash can was.

Perry entered the chute. He slid down a long, fast tube, only stopping to let a fellow agent pass by. After a while, he reached his lair.

There, Monogram had a message. "Good morning, Agent P. Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. We just discovered his new hideout is inside Lincoln's head at Mount Rushmore." He noticed Perry's frustrated face. "I know. You were just there. Poor planning on our part, actually. Sorry."

Perry jumped back into the chute.

Perry

Once he reached the other side, the first thing he noticed was Candace calling for her brothers. He quickly had to step away before he could be seen.

Candace continued her search for her brothers. She overheard someone say, "Hey, what are them kids doing up on the monument?"

Candace turned to the man. "What are you talking about?"

"See for yourself." The man gave Candace the telescope.

She looked through the telescope. That man wasn't seeing things. There were kids on the monument alright, but not just any kids. They were none other than Phineas and Ferb.

She then turned around to find Linda. Thankfully, she wasn't far away.

"Mom!" Candace yelled as she grabbed Linda. "Mom, you gotta see this now!"

Linda looked through the telescope.

"Looks like time ran out," she said.

Candace dug through her pockets for change. She managed to find a quarter. She inserted it into the slot. She checked to see if the boys were still there. They were.

"Look now," she ordered.

Linda looked through the telescope once more.

"Oh, Old Reliable Geyser," she smiled. "How exciting. I'm gonna head back to the gift shop."

Linda walked away. Candace had to keep herself from blurting a curse word.

Perry made it to the top of Lincoln's head. He used a drill machine to drill through it.

He found himself in Doof's new lair. Doofenshmirtz was right there in front of him.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doof greeted. "Your timing is impeccable, and by that I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE!" Doof pushed a button, causing a large glass door to separate himself and Perry. "You're just in time to witness my latest scheme. Behold, my Drill-Inator! I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway, and make millions! So, as they say in China, arrivederci!"

Doof entered his Drill-Inator and drilled deeper into the mountain.

Perry wasn't gonna stop, though. He used his own drill machine to go after Doof.

Perry caught up with Doof's Inator. He then drilled into it. Before Doof could process, Perry tackled him.

Outside, Phineas and Ferb were still working on their project.

"Hey, Phineas," came the voice of Isabella. "Whatcha doin?"

Phineas lowered his rope so he could see Isabella.

"It's a surprise," he replied.

"Can I help?"

"We could use a lookout."

"You got it."

Isabella climbed onto a nearby tree.

Phineas sighed in relief. He didn't think that would work.

That's when he heard a vehicle pull up. He turned to see a park ranger come out of the vehicle and hold up a megaphone.

"Excuse me!" he said. "Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?"

Ferb gave Phineas his own megaphone.

"Yes, yes we are," Phineas replied.

"Well, it's good to see young people taking interest in our national heritage."

Perry continued to beat up Doof. He didn't give him a chance to fight back.

Perry stopped when he heard the computer repeating, "Hull overheating". He realized they were getting too close to the Earth's core. He took over the steering to redirect it.

"The Earth's molten core slipped my mind," Doof remarked.

Perry managed to turn around. Sadly, the lava was following them. Perry tried sending his drill machine to create another path to redivert the lava. Unfortunately, the drill moved on its own, and moved in front of the vehicle, causing the lava to come towards it.

Perry was faster. He took a sharp turn. The lava continued to follow them.

The boys used their multiple drills, hammers, and pickaxes to make something huge.

"She's almost here!" came Isabella's voice.

"We're behind schedule," Phineas realized. "Switch to Plan B."

Isabella's troop placed a large image of Mount Rushmore in front of the actual mountain.

Candace finally brought Linda to the balcony. They both looked at how fake the mountain appeared to be.

"I guess some things look better in photos," Linda remarked. That's when her phone rang. "Oh, it's Dad."

Linda walked away to answer the call.

That's when a bird unknowingly flew into the portrait, knocking it down. Candace noticed a large tarp covering a side of the mountain.

The tarp came down to reveal a fifth face on the mountain. That face was none other than Candace's.

Candace was at first bewildered. She then felt a sense of joy.

"It's beautiful! Mom!" she cried. She found Linda at the bottom of the stairway. "Mom, you gotta come see this!"

"Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble?" Linda asked.

"No! This time's a great thing! The nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!"

Perry managed to drive the drill out of the mountain. He aimed it towards the geyser. He then opened his parachute, allowing the wind to carry him away.

"Wait, where are you going?" Doof asked before hitting the geyser. The drill spun a bit, sending him flying away. "Fie upon you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

"Hurry, Mom," said Candace. "You won't believe it!"

Candace turned around. She noticed something was up.

Molten lava emerged from the mountain, right where Candace's carved head was. The lava melted the head off, before streaming down.

The geyser's water directed towards the lava, turning it solid.

By the time Linda showed up, Mount Rushmore was completely normal.

"You're right," Linda smiled. "It is beautiful. Now let's go find your father."

Linda walked away. Candace just stood there and sulked. The boys approached her.

"Did you like your present?" asked Phineas.

Candace could only barely nod before she walked away, sobbing.

"Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake," Ferb remarked.

Candace was about to meet up with her parents when she ran into Jeremy.

"Hey, Candace," he greeted. "I had a break and I thought I'd give you this for your birthday." He handed Candace a box. "I saw you looking at it in the gift shop."

He blushed in embarrassment at that last part. He didn't know why.

Candace opened the box to reveal some Mount Rushmore bobbleheads. Jeremy noticed the not-so-happy look on Candace's face.

"You don't like it, don't you?" he asked nervously. "This was a bad idea. I'll take it back…"

"I LOVE IT!" Candace interrupted as she hugged Jeremy, tears in her eyes.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 4

Flop Starz

A little boy was performing on stage.

"I met my love in…" he sang very off-key.

A mechanical boxing glove sent him off stage before he could continue. A blonde man appeared on screen.

"Boy, did that kid suck or what?" he said in a very cruel tone. "But maybe you have what it takes to be the Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star! Auditions open today at the Googoplex mall in beautiful downtown Danville."

The Flynn-Fletchers had breakfast while the commercial played. That's when Candace heard about the auditions.

"Auditions? Today?" she asked.

"Yes, today," said the host. "At two o'clock sharp."

Candace kissed the guy on the screen. "I gotta tell Stacy!"

She ran to her room, carrying the TV with her. Sadly, it was plugged into the wall, so the force from all the running made her fall.

"That pop star stuff might be fun at first, but then you'd be stuck in a dead-end job," Phineas remarked. "Too bad you can't just do it once and move on."

"You're talking about a one-hit wonder," said Linda.

"What's that?"

"Well, a musical act goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics, then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, and they fade to obscurity. Before you know it, their song ends up as elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert, and after that, they never sing again, and no one remembers them." Linda shed a tear as she recalled her experiences. She quickly wiped the tear away and put on a smile before anyone could notice. "Not that I would know anything about that."

Linda walked out of the room.

Phineas took everything his mother said and put it on a small list.

"A one-hit wonder," he decided. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today."

He didn't need to say that twice. Ferb grabbed a guitar, stood on the table, and played a riff.

Candace looked through the CDs and records in her room. She had Stacy come over to help her.

"Stacy, what am I going to sing?" Candace panicked.

"The real question is, what are you going to wear?" Stacy replied.

Candace realized Stacy was right.

After skimming through her closet, she found a blue dress. She also used a hair straightener to make her hair look more curly.

"What do you think?" she asked.

"Too much," Stacy replied.

Next, Candace tried on a red bikini with white flowers on it.

"Too little," Stacy criticized.

Then, Candace tried on a different blue dress with white shoulder pads. She used two blue bows to put her hair in a pigtail.

"Ugh, too clean."

Next, Candace straightened her hair again to make it look dirtier. She wore a torn-up gray T-shirt with a yellow circle on it, as well as dark green patched-up pants that were clearly too big for her. The clothes were so dirty they attracted a fly.

"Too dirty."

Then, Candace put on a blue cap, a white shirt, blue pants, and a gold medal.

"Too street."

Then, she put on a black wig, put on some black and red clothes, and applied some dark makeup to her face.

"Too goth."

The next one surprised Stacy.

"Where'd you get that?" she asked.

The outfit in question was heavily detailed. Candace wore an orange wig that was as short as Linda's hair, a silver bow, golden earrings, a purple shirt, a blue jacket underneath, a belt that read 'TOY' on it, a green skirt, leggings, and white boots.

"From my mom's closet," she replied. "You like it?"

"No, too retro."

Candace went through more clothes, all of them rejected. After a while, she was wearing a red T-shirt and a white skirt, her usual outfit.

"It's perfect," said Stacy.

"Yeah," Candace remarked. "I should've tried this one first. Let's go."

The two best friends headed to the mall. They passed by Phineas and Ferb's room.

Phineas just finished writing the meaningless lyrics.

"How's the catchy tune coming along?" he asked Ferb. Ferb played the recording he made. A single piano note. "Excellent. We'll be done by lunch. Hey, where'd Perry go?"

Once no one was around, Perry put on his fedora and entered the bathroom. He flushed himself down the toilet and swam through the pipes.

After a while, he reached the lair. Monogram was already on screen.

"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "We just received word that Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been buying up construction toys at an alarming rate. We need you to find out what he's up to and put a stop to it."

Perry got on his motorcycle and left the lair.

Perry

He drove down the streets of Danville. After a while, he stopped at a red light. Safety first, as they say.

However, this put Perry in a bad situation. His owners stopped at the same red light. Linda turned towards Perry and looked at him.

Desperate to maintain his cover, Perry put on a very poor disguise. A pair of glasses with a fake nose and mustache.

Luckily for him, Linda was dumber than a bag of rocks, and fell for the disguise very easily.

When the light turned green, Perry sped away.

Linda dropped Candace and Stacy off at the mall.

"Meet me at the entrance in an hour," she ordered.

"Come on, Stacy," Candace led Stacy into the mall. "We've gotta hurry so we can get a spot in line."

Candace looked in front of her and realized there was a very long line. She turned around to see a large crowd behind her, waiting for the show to begin.

"I never sang in front of this many people before," she panicked. "I can't do this."

"Yes you can," Stacy assured. "You're not a quitter, you're a fighter. You're a lean, mean, singing machine." Stacy brought out her bag so Candace could punch it. When she was done, she looked like a crazy person. Her hair was messy, her mouth was drooling, and her skirt was torn a little.

"Hey, Candace," came a familiar voice.

Candace turned around to see Jeremy right there. She quickly changed her hair back and tried to cover up what happened.

"And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away his food," she said nervously. She then turned to Jeremy as if she just noticed him. "Hey Jeremy. Are you auditioning too?"

"Nah, I came to see this hot new band called PFT. I downloaded their song this morning. It's tight. The hundredth contestant gets to sing on stage with the band."

"Really?" Candace asked as she got in line.

That's when she heard a bell ding and a siren blare. She turned to a nearby sign that read, '100th Contestant'.

"Congratulations!" came the voice of the TV host as he led Candace to the stage.

Before Candace knew it, she was on stage in front of a crowd of hundreds, if not thousands.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," said the announcer. "This young lady has the honor of singing on stage with PFT. So now, the band you've been waiting for, Phineas and the Ferb-Tones."

Candace turned around to see none other than Phineas and Ferb in the spotlight.

"Candace, you're the hundredth contestant?" Phineas asked, genuinely surprised. "How serendipitous. This'll be a brother-sister thing. Now, I'm assuming you've heard our single. I mean, who hasn't, right? It's a big hit."

He gave Candace the lyrics.

"Here are the words," he said. "Don't worry if you get lost. The lyrics are meaningless anyway. I'll point when it's your turn."

Phineas then turned to Ferb and their backup dancers, Isabella and the Fireside Girls.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes!" he announced. "I'm Phineas, this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song."

Play "Gitchee Gitchee Goo"

Phineas:

Bow, chicka, bow-wow

The Ferbettes:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow, mow, mow

The Ferbettes:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chica, chicka, choo wah

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Phineas:

I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow

The Ferbettes:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow, mow, mow

The Ferbettes:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chica, chicka, choo wah

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Phineas:

I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow

Phineas pointed at Candace, signifying her cue.

The music stopped. Candace wasn't buying this act.

"Wait a minute!" she shouted. "What are you doing?"

"I'm cueing you," Phineas replied, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"How did you get a hit single?"

"It wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work…"

"That's it! I'm telling Mom!"

"Tell her what?"

"I'm just gonna tell."

Candace stormed off the stage.

Phineas was a little heartbroken knowing Candace didn't want to perform. He scolded himself in his head for having faith. In the end, he decided not to let that get in the way. He and the Ferbettes finished the song.

All:

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Pause "Gitchee Gitchee Goo"

Candace found Linda in a clothing store.

"Mom, you gotta come see this!" she shouted.

"Let me guess," Linda said sarcastically. "It's something…"

"Just look!" Candace carried Linda out of the store.

Backstage, Phineas shook hands with a spectator in the audience.

"I'm Ben Baxter, Huge-O-Records," he greeted as he handed Phineas his card. "Why don't you come by my office in an hour and we can talk about your future."

"Future?" said Phineas. "Cool, he must be psychic."

Candace led Linda to the stage. She saw the silhouettes of her brothers and felt relieved.

"See, they're right there on stage!" she shouted.

"Ladies and gentlemen," came the announcer. "Once again, Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender!"

The light turned on to reveal it wasn't Phineas and Ferb, but a white rabbit with a similar triangle head, as well as a rectangular blender.

The rabbit turned on his blender. It made music when done right.

"Hon, we're getting you an eye exam," Linda said as she carried her daughter away.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Everything was ready for Doof to enact his plan. That's when his doorbell rang. This frustrated him.

"What is it now?" he asked himself as he opened the door.

In front of him was a tiny man with a little mustache. He wore glasses and a fedora. He had surprisingly teal skin, a tail, and unnatural feet. Doof didn't think much of it and let the guy in.

"Are you my new temp?" he asked. "Let me get you up to speed. I know it's a bit of a mess. I'm just putting the finishing touches on my latest maniacal plan." Doof stood on a large platform as he showcased a map of the world. "You see, in a few minutes, I will unleash an unprecedented reign of terror upon the entire…" He used a magnifying glass to show the Tri-State Area in particular. "Tri-State Area, and Perry the Platypus will be none the wiser."

The man took off his glasses to reveal he was, in fact, Perry the Platypus.

"Perry the Platypus?" Doof said in shock. "You're a temp? Are times that hard?"

Candace returned from the eye doctor with a new pair of glasses. She quickly took them off.

What she saw next shocked her. There was a tour bus for PFT driving away.

"No, wait!" she then groaned in annoyance before noticing a large advertisement for Phineas and the Ferb-Tones on a nearby building. "Mom!"

"Sorry, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "But you're too late."

Doof pulled a lever, causing the entire building to spring to life. It started stomping around and causing chaos.

Candace found Linda trying on a new jacket. She didn't think much of it and led her outside.

"Candace, wait, I haven't paid for this yet!" Linda said, just to fall under deaf ears.

Doof laughed as his monstrosity destroyed everything on site.

"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks it like me!" he bragged. That's when Perry found an opening and started messing with the wires. This didn't go unnoticed by Doof. "Wait, you're not supposed to touch that! No fair!"

Doof's building almost crushed the building with the PFT painting.

Meanwhile, Phineas and the Ferb-Tones were riding on their tour bus to Ben's office.

"That's an amazing painting," Isabella remarked. "How'd you get permission for it?"

"They didn't mind," Phineas replied. "The building's scheduled for demolition."

Right as he said that, there was an explosion and the building crumbled.

By the time Candace and Linda got out, the building was gone.

"See?" Candace asked.

When Linda didn't get a reaction, she turned around. The building was gone. She screamed at the top of her lungs.

That's when a security officer approached Linda.

"Excuse me, ma'am," he said. "You're gonna have to pay for that."

"Of course, officer," Linda replied as she left.

Candace continued to scream.

"Hey, weren't you Lindana?" the officer asked.

"Yeah, I was," Linda replied. "I didn't think you'd recognize me."

"Well, I was a huge fan. You still have to pay for the jacket."

"I know."

"Very clever, Perry the Platypus," Doof complimented. "I tried to ignore you, but you forced my hand." He pushed a button, resulting in a bunch of arms grabbing Perry. "Now, I shall relax with a nice, tasty deli platter." He was about to eat, when he stopped himself. "Oh, where are my manners?" He took his plate and offered it to Perry. He then started to add pepper. "Just say when."

Perry just glared at Doof, then he came up with an idea.

At Huge-O-Records, Ben spoke with Phineas and the Ferb-Tones.

"Boys, I must say, I love your act," he said. "And we want to be in the Phineas and Ferb business. By the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?"

This was usually the part where Phineas would say, 'Yes, yes we are'. That's not what he did this time. Instead, he replied with a blunt, "No."

"Well, okay then. We're here to offer you a very lucrative contract. If you'll just sign exclusively with us for your follow-up single."

"Follow-up single?" Phineas reacted overdramatically. "Who do you think we are? Two-bit hacks who'll keep writing songs just because you'll pay us obscene amounts of cash?" He took the contract and tore it up. "Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder! Good day to you, sir!"

Phineas and Ferb got on the elevator. Ferb checked 'Diva Tantrum' off the list.

Right after, 'Gitchee Gitchee Goo' started playing on the elevator speaker. That's another item off the list.

Ben was at first upset that Phineas and Ferb refused his once in a lifetime offer. That's when he realized, "Who needs them? We still have a video tape of their performance. We can make records, live CDs, and we can even digitally recreate their images to create our own sitcom, 'The Phineas and Ferb Show'. We can squeeze twenty years of entertainment out of this one video tape, and no one can stop us!"

"A giant robot is coming right at us!" an executive panicked.

Ben turned around to see there was a giant robot coming right at them.

Inside the giant robot, Doof was continuing to add pepper.

"You must really like pepper," he remarked.

Little did he know this was part of the plan.

When there was enough pepper, Perry blew it onto Doof, stunning him.

"It'll take more than condiments to foil my brilliant plan!" Doof bragged.

Doof might not have been allergic to pepper, but the building was. It let out a loud sneeze, sending both Doof and Perry flying out of it. They flew right through the Huge-O-Records building, taking a particular video tape.

Perry used the reel to grab onto a nearby pole, saving himself. Unfortunately, he couldn't save Doof.

Fortunately, Doof landed on a mattress.

"Wow, what an unbelievable stroke of luck," he remarked. Then the mattress folded, trapping him. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

With the mission over, Perry returned to his normal form and met up with his owners.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," said Phineas. "Come on guys, we still have one thing left to do."

The gang got on the tour bus, and headed back to the mall.

"And now, the winner for Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star is…" the announcer announced. "Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender! Give him a hand."

The crowd gave a round of applause.

Nearby, Candace sat on a bench glumly.

"Hey Candace, what's wrong?" came a voice. Candace turned around to see it was Jeremy.

"I'm better than that guy," she said. "I should've taken blender lessons."

"Why did you run off earlier?"

"It's my brothers. They ruin everything."

"Don't you like to sing?"

"Yeah."

"Then don't let your brothers ruin your good time. If you have a chance to sing, then take it. I gotta go. See you later."

Right as Jeremy walked away, familiar music started to play. When Candace turned back to the stage, Phineas and Ferb were back.

"Hey, Candace," Phineas called. "You're still the hundredth contestant. Wanna help us out?"

This time, she didn't hesitate. She took Jeremy's advice and joined her brothers on stage.

Continue "Gitchee Gitchee Goo"

Phineas:

Bow, chicka, bow-wow

Candace:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow, mow, mow

The Ferbettes:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chica, chicka, choo wah

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Phineas:

My baby's got her own way of talking

Whenever she says something sweet

And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'

Though my vocabulary's incomplete

I know it may sound confusing...

Sometimes, I wish she'd give it to me straight

But I never feel like I'm losing

Candace:

Losing

Phineas:

When I take the time to translate

Here's what I'm talking about

Bow, chicka, bow-wow

Candace:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow, mow, mow

The Ferbettes:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chica, chicka, choo wah

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Phineas:

Well I don't know what to do

Candace:

I don't know what to do

Phineas:

But I think I'm getting through

The Ferbettes:

I think I'm getting through

Phineas:

'Cause when I say I love you...

Candace and the Ferbettes:

When I say I love you

Phineas:

She says "I gitchee gitchee goo you, too!"

Candace:

Gitchee gitchee goo you too

The Ferbettes:

Gitchee gitchee goo you too

All:

Gitchee gitchee goo you too

Phineas:

Don't need a dictionary

Bow, chicka, bow-wow

Candace:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow-mow-mow

Candace:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chicka-chicka choo wap

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Phineas:

I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow

Candace:

That's what my baby says

Phineas:

Mow-mow-mow

The Ferbettes:

And my heart starts pumping

Phineas:

Chicka-chicka choo wap

All:

Never gonna stop

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Gitchee gitchee goo means...

That I love you

Baby Baby Baby

Ferb:

Baby baby baby baby

All:

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

End "Gitchee Gitchee Goo

That was amazing! Candace thought to herself. I've been thinking of my brothers all wrong. They're not a nuisance, they're my ticket to…

Before she could finish that thought, Phineas spoke up. "This was great, but this is gonna be our last performance. We're retiring. Good night, Danville!"

Phineas and the Ferb-Tones left the stage, leaving a bewildered Candace to wallow in self-pity.

Linda sat in the living room and watched TV. A commercial popped up for the hit 80s song, 'I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun'. It was being remixed into multiple different languages.

Linda felt a bunch of nostalgia watching the commercial. A part of her wanted to go back to those good old days, but there was one hindrance.

Speaking of which, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace had just returned home from the mall. They saw Linda watching TV.

"Hey, Mom," Phineas greeted. "Whatcha watching?"

Linda quickly turned off the TV.

"Nothing," she lied.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 5

Raging Bully

Candace was busy scrolling through photos of Jeremy when Linda interrupted.

"Candace, my jazz trio has a gig at the Squat and Stitch today," she announced. "Why don't you and the boys hang out at the mall together?"

Candace's eyes lit the moment she heard that. This was an opportunity to see Jeremy, and she wasn't gonna waste it.

Once the family reached the mall, Candace handed Phineas and Ferb five dollars before heading to Mr. Slushy Dawg.

Phineas didn't really care that his sister abandoned him. He had another thing on his mind. "Where's Perry?"

Perry hid behind a vending machine. When no one was around, he put on his fedora and scanned his foot on the machine.

The machine opened, and Perry fell through.

He slid down a small chute… until he stopped midway. He had to get up and walk the rest of the way.

After that embarrassing experience, he sat down to listen to Monogram.

"Sorry about that, Agent P," he apologized. "Our slide waxing guy has jury duty this weekend. Anyhow, Doofenshmirtz has purchased some suspicious items:" The items appeared on screen. "Four helicopter blades, two dozen party balloons, and six thousand light bulbs. He's hiding at the old abandoned cake factory at the edge of…" He realized the items were still on screen. "Carl, the images are still on screen." The items finally disappeared. "Thanks Carl." He then went back to Agent P. "Locate Doofenshmirtz and figure out what he's up to."

Perry stood up and slid down another slide.

At Mr. Slushy Dawg, Candace sat where she could be close to Jeremy. It only took him a second to notice her.

"Hey, Candace" he greeted.

Candace brought out her phone. "My phone seems to be ringing." She pushed the camera button, flashing Jeremy. "Whoops, my camera went off."

Phineas used the five dollars he was given to get an ice cream. He tried to see how fast he could eat it all at once. He managed to eat the ice cream in five minutes, somehow without getting a brain freeze.

"That was an interesting experiment," he remarked.

"Excuse me, but why are you not studying?" asked the kid next to them.

Phineas turned to the kid, who he recognized as the Indian boy that rode the rollercoaster on the first day of Summer.

"Hey," Phineas greeted, completely ignoring what the kid just said. "I haven't seen you around until the rollercoaster. Are you new?"

"As a matter of fact, I am," the kid replied. "The name is Baljeet. As I was saying, why aren't you studying?"

"It's summer vacation," Phineas said bluntly. Baljeet just sat there in confusion. "You know, no school, teachers aren't around, and all you have to worry about are bullies."

As if on cue, a bully came in, shoved Baljeet aside, and took his soda.

"Hey Buford," Phineas smiled. "That seat's taken."

"This table's taken," Buford retorted. "Sit somewhere else."

"What about Baljeet?"

"Please go," Baljeet cried. "I'll be okay."

Right as he said that, some saliva drooled out of his mouth and touched Buford. He didn't like that. He got up and grabbed Baljeet.

"Hey, leave him alone!" Phineas yelled.

Buford just tightened his grip on Baljeet.

"Hold it, hold it," came a voice.

Everyone turned around to see world heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the house.

"Aren't you a little old to be a professional boxer?" asked Phineas.

"Yes, yes I am," Evander replied.

"Cool."

"If you have to fight, do it the time-honored way, out behind the mall at three o'clock."

Phineas turned to Ferb. "How's our three o'clock?" Ferb gave a thumbs-up. "We'll be there."

Buford let go of Baljeet. "Don't be late. My mom's picking me up at four."

Buford walked away.

"It looks like we have something to do today," said Phineas.

"What we have is a one-way flight to destruction," Baljeet corrected. "Remember the last kid Buford fought?" He thought back to the site of a kid getting his head in a toilet and shuddered. "I do not want that happening to me."

"It won't, 'cause I'm gonna train you," Evander assured.

Play "He's a Bully"

The first thing Baljeet did was run up an escalator going down.

Your opponent is as big as an ape

So if you wanna avoid being mangled

Meanwhile, Buford went to the nearby gym, 'Wedgie's: The Gym for Bullies'

Just like him you've got to get into shape

And by shape, I don't mean a triangle

"Hey," Phineas said, offended by that lyric.

Meanwhile, Buford was dunking a fake head in a toilet as practice.

He's big, he's dumb, he's got the IQ of gum

Baljeet started doing pull-ups at a kid's playground.

He's got the brain about the size of a sourdough crumb

Buford practiced wedgying his opponent with a dummy.

He then started to make a mess in the room.

But he'll beat on your head like a big bass drum

His behavior is truly unruly

Baljeet practiced his moves with a nearby dancing game.

He's a bully

Baljeet successfully made it to the top of the escalator.

Yeah, he's a bully

Yeah, yeah, yeah

End "He's a Bully"

Isabella and the Fireside Girls spread flyers for the upcoming brawl at the mall.

Candace saw one of those fliers. While the fighters on the flier weren't Phineas or Ferb, Candace knew they were involved in this somehow.

She went outside and saw the boys building a huge ring.

"What do you two think you're doing?" she asked. "You can't just go building a boxing ring out here in the mall parking lot. I'm telling Mom right now!"

Candace went to get Linda. She passed by Jeremy and made sure to get a picture.

Thankfully, Linda wasn't performing that far from the Slushy Dawg, so Candace didn't have to walk that far. Candace called out to her.

"Not now, Candace," said Linda. "My solo."

Candace sighed. She knew she needed proof. The flier was the first thing that came to mind.

Meanwhile, Perry made it to the cake factory.

The moment he entered, the floor opened and he fell into a large vat of cake batter.

Doofenshmirtz arrived.

"Perry the Platypus," he laughed. "I've trapped you in a giant bowl filled to the brim with Doonkleberry cake mix. You see, today is my birthday." Perry struggled to free himself, but he couldn't budge. "Struggle all you want, but in thirty to forty minutes, the yeast will rise, and you'll be buried alive. You see, Perry the Platypus, it all began on the day of my actual birth. Neither of my parents showed up. By the age of five, I was forced to throw my own surprise party at Gunter Goat Cheese's, the goat-cheesiest place in all of Drusselstein. Many of my closest friends were there. Count Wolfgang, Betty the She-Boar, Ratputin, and the liceking, Olga and Chicago Joe. One should never walk the path of Drusselstein with uncovered doonkleberry cake, less the doonkleberry bats swarm. Well, this year, I won't be celebrating my birthday alone!"

Doof then pushed a button on his remote, unveiling a large screen.

"Behold, the Slave-Inator!" he announced. "The crowd will do whatever the Slave-Inator tells them to do." To demonstrate, he had the screen say, 'CLAP'. Perry did just that. "It even has a 'Clean Up Party Mess' feature, because the worst part about a party is the cleanup, am I right? Farewell, Perry the Platypus, and happy birthday to me!"

Doof activated the propellers on his inator. It lifted into the air and flew away from the factory, leaving Perry behind.

However, Perry came prepared. He went into his fedora and looked through the whistles he brought with him.

When he found what he thought was the right one, he blew it. It was the wrong one. A large white whale burst through the wall.

Perry found the right whistle and blew it, summoning a swarm of bats. The bats ate the batter.

Perry

The match was about to begin.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!" the announcer announced. "He's from a broken home, he's great at breaking bones, give it up for Buford the Bully!"

Buford emerged from the shadows and made a mischievous smirk.

"In this corner, he's got moves, his grades are great!" the announcer continued. "He just came from another state! It's Baljeet!"

Buford and Baljeet stepped into the ring.

"Alright boys, let's have a fair and square fight," the announcer told them. He then forgot his lines and read them off a flashcard. "'And in no way should the fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act that could be found imitable by an impressionable child viewer.'" He then went back to announcing. "Boys and girls, let's get ready to thumb wrestle!"

Buford and Baljeet inserted their thumbs into the little holes of the thumb wrestling ring.

Meanwhile, Candace tried to get another flier from the Fireside Girls.

"Sorry, we're out of fliers," the girls said.

"What about a poster?" asked Candace.

"Sold out?"

"Action figure?"

"No."

"Commemorative coin?"

"All gone."

"Eight-by-ten glossy photo?"

"Those went out like hot cakes."

Candace gasped. A better idea came. "A photo. Yes! Photographic evidence!"

Candace turned around. Behind her, Jeremy was balancing a bunch of corn dogs. She wanted to get a picture, but her phone only had enough room for one more.

Jeremy could wait. Candace needed to bust her brothers.

Perry used the bats to fly onto Doof's inator.

"Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "If you're going to crash my party, you're going to need a party hat. A party hat of doom."

Doof tried to launch a hat, but Perry jumped out of the way. He then grabbed a couple of noise-makers and used them to attack Doof.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" the crowd cheered.

And the fighters sprung to life. They squared each other.

Baljeet hit the mat. Buford had him right where he wanted.

This one was gonna be brutal.

Perry used these spinny toys while Doof used paddleballs. Perry could only barely block any attacks.

After a while, Perry was hit. He almost fell off the edge, but he grabbed onto the edge.

"Still hanging around?" Doof asked as he tried to force Perry to let go.

A bunch of zeros appeared on the screen. A small crowd was put in a trance.

It wasn't going well for Baljeet. His thumb was aching. Evander had to hand him his water.

"This is hopeless," Baljeet cried.

"Nonsense," Evander assured. "Go for the gold. Fight fire with fire. Shoot him the stink-eye. Grease the pig. I got nothing."

The second round began. Baljeet did manage to dodge a few attacks, but after a while, he got hit again.

Candace showed up in the nick of time. She pointed her camera at the boys and was about to snap the photo…

Then she realized her thumb was in the way. She quickly moved it aside and snapped the photo.

Buford beat Baljeet once more with the dreaded Boston Belt Sander.

Candace returned to Linda the moment she was on break.

"Mom!" she yelled. "Indisputable, photographic evidence of irresponsible, irrefutable behavior!"

Linda looked at the photo for a second.

"Candace, it's just two kids having a thumb war," she corrected.

Candace was running out of patience. She grabbed Linda's hand and led her outside. "You are coming with me!"

"And now, Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted. "I will smudge your face with ice cream!"

Perry was faster, though. He used the whale whistle to summon the whale from earlier. It knocked the scoop of ice cream off the cone.

It was pure chaos. Buford grabbed Baljeet's thumb and pulled him right through the thumb ring.

Baljeet was then thrown into the corner. Buford was about to finish the job when…

A scoop of ice cream fell onto his head.

The crowd laughed at the site. It was just pure horror for Buford. He ran away, doing his best to hide his tears.

But Baljeet saw them. He realized Buford was deeply hurt by this, and he wanted to help him.

Doof backed away in fear. He was completely shocked seeing that whale come out of nowhere.

In his panic, he accidentally hit one of the propellers, knocking it to the side.

The propeller broke off. Doof saved his cake and grabbed the propeller.

"Goodbye Perry the Platypus!" he laughed. "At least I still have my cake!" Right as he said that, a swarm of bats surrounded him. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

The Slave-Inator landed in the ring. The words, 'Clean Up Party Mess' appeared on the screen. This hypnotized the crowd to clean the place up.

Baljeet found Buford crying in a corner. Despite Buford's behavior, Baljeet couldn't help but feel bad. Seeing Buford right now was all he needed to know. He was just a scared child that wanted to look strong in front of everyone.

Baljeet approached Buford and tried to comfort him.

When Buford saw him, he got angry.

"You, you made me look like a fool in front of everyone!" he shouted.

Baljeet wanted to cheer Buford up. It only took him a second to figure out how he would do that.

Baljeet grabbed some of the ice cream on Buford's head, and stuck it onto his own clothes.

"There," he said. "Now we both look stupid. Even Stevens?"

Buford was genuinely shocked. No one had ever acted this way towards him. However, at the end of the day, he felt better knowing his enemy looked stupid too.

"Even Stevens," Buford replied as he shook Baljeet's hand.

After that, Buford and Baljeet met up with Phineas, Ferb, Evander, and the Fireside Girls.

"Thank you, Mr. Holyfield," Baljeet thanked.

"Yeah," Phineas added. "Wouldn't have had this without you."

"No problem," Evander replied. "Happy to help you boys find a slightly less violent way to settle your differences."

Right after Evander left, Candace and Linda came out.

"See?" Candace shouted as if something huge was there.

"Hi boys," Linda greeted before turning to Candace. "If you'll excuse me, I'm heading back for the second set."

Buford turned to Phineas. "Hey Dinner-bell, that was the best battle ever. Same thing tomorrow?"

"Nah," Phineas replied. "I like to keep moving forward."

"Sharks need to move forward, or they will drown," Baljeet remarked.

Buford took offense to that. He got up in Baljeet's face. "You calling me a shark?"

This was way too close for either of their liking. Both Buford and Baljeet felt weird being right at each other's faces, to the point where bright blushes appeared on their faces.

To settle the tension, Ferb pinched Buford in the neck. Buford choked and collapsed.

"Ferb!" Baljeet scolded.

"What?" Ferb reacted as if he did nothing crazy. "He was all up in your face."

Buford sat up. "What happened?"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 6

Tree to Get Ready

Candace and Stacy were playing their favorite fighting game.

"You're mine," said Stacy.

"You wanna piece of me?" asked Candace.

Stacy's avatar quickly grabbed Candace's avatar and took her down. "Uh-uh. I want the whole thing, baby."

That's when Linda came in.

"What are you ladies doing?" she asked.

"Wrestling, Mom," Candace replied. "Favorite game."

"Well, I'll be running a few errands. Call if there's any trouble."

"With my brothers, might as well call now." Candace realized something was off. "Speaking of, where's Perry?"

Meanwhile, Perry was already in his lair receiving instructions.

"There you are, Agent P," Monogram said. "It's come to our attention that all pigeons have left the downtown area. On the upside, I haven't washed my car in weeks." He quickly cleared his throat. "I mean, we can only assume that Doctor Doofenshmirtz is involved. You know your mission."

Perry left to accomplish his mission.

Perry

In the backyard, Phineas and Ferb just finished their project of the day. That's when Isabella came in.

"Hey guys," she greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"We remodeled our old treehouse," Phineas replied, gesturing to the large treehouse. "What do you think?"

"Oh my gosh!"

"Come on. Check it out."

The three kids climbed onto a tire swing, which took them up to Phineas & Ferb's Fort.

The fort was much larger on the inside than the outside.

"This is the main crib," Phineas said as he showed the main area.

"Sweet," Isabella said as she looked around.

"Let's hit the tube to the top."

Out back, there was this tube bridge.

"Are you sure this is safe?" Isabella asked.

"Yeah, we never missed yet," Phineas replied.

"Really?"

"Yes. You're our first passenger."

By then, Isabella was already on the first tube being pulled back. She wanted to get off, but it was too late.

Phineas and Ferb let go.

Isabella was sent flying through this tube bridge. She screamed at the top of her lungs. She made it to the other side completely unscathed.

"Awesome," she said, as if what she went through wasn't terrifying.

The boys launched themselves right after. They landed on top of Isabella.

The three just laughed it off. They paused for a second to catch their breaths, then they finished their laughter.

"Check out the view," Phineas said once they stopped laughing. "Pretty sweet, huh?"

Isabella looked around. The view of the neighborhood was very beautiful.

"Yeah," she agreed before she noticed something off. "Hey, what's that?"

The thing she saw was another treehouse that looked like it's seen better days.

"That's Candace's old treehouse," Phineas explained. "She doesn't use it anymore. Hey, how about we give it a makeover?"

"Sure, something more, I don't know, Candace?"

"Yes."

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry grappled up to the top of the building. He then used suction cups to stick to the wall. After a bit of climbing, he entered the apartment.

The person he saw wasn't Doofenshmirtz. It was a girl around fifteen years old with long, black hair wearing very dark clothing.

The girl was firing a ray onto a group of pigeons. From the looks of things, the pigeons were being hypnotized.

Perry quickly grabbed a camera from under his hat and snapped a photo.

"Very effective, don't you think, Perry the Platypus?" came a voice.

Perry turned around to see Doof standing right there taking a shot.

Perry made a run for it.

Reality finally hit Doof like a bus. He spit out his coffee.

"Perry the Platypus?" he shouted before turning to the pigeons. "Get him! Stop him! He's headed for that clearly marked exit!"

Perry had no idea there was a marked exit until Doof mentioned that. He headed for the exit…

Only to be blocked by a couple of pigeons.

Candace lost her third round in a row against Stacy. She was about to throw her controller.

"Attention Candace!" came Phineas' voice. "Come out to the backyard! We have a surprise for you!"

Candace came out to the backyard expecting something bust-worthy.

"What is it this time?" she asked.

"Check out your old treehouse," Phineas replied. "You might like it."

Candace turned to her old treehouse. It looked exactly like the treehouse of her dreams.

"No way!" she said excitedly, before snapping back to reality. "I have to call Mom!"

Stacy quickly snatched the phone away. "Don't be such a fuddy-duddy. Let's check it out."

Before Candace had the time to argue, Stacy grabbed her and carried her to the tree. They climbed onto the tire swing which launched them up to the house.

When they entered, they were both surprised by the interior. They were in a large room decorated in Candace's signature color, pink.

Candace couldn't believe this was her old treehouse. It had everything. Carpets, furniture, entertainment center, bells and whistles, there was even a jacuzzi.

"It was like my brothers were replaced by aliens," Candace remarked.

"Yeah, and now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat you," Stacy added, jokingly.

"I can't believe they did this for me."

The two entered an elevator.

"You may begin bouncing," Phineas' voice came from the speaker.

It took the girls a second to realize they were standing on a trampoline. The two jumped for a bit until they were launched high in the air. Afterwards, they bounced from trampoline to trampoline until they were on an observation deck.

"Woo!" they both cheered.

That's when a tin can phone rang. Candace answered.

"How's the new treehouse?" came Phineas' voice.

"I love it," Candace replied. "You thought of everything."

"It gets better. Try pushing the THF button."

"THF? What's that? Some sort of sound system?"

Stacy pushed the button. The treehouse started to convert.

"Tree House Fight!" Phineas declared.

Both tree houses turned into large mechs.

"Oh snap!" the girls shouted in unison.

"I'm taking you down!" said Phineas.

Candace and Stacy hugged each other and screamed.

Perry couldn't believe it. Out of all the ways he could be trapped today, it had to be by a flight of pigeons.

"You see, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "You are no match for my pigeons. I have conditioned their tiny bird brains to do exactly as I say by using my brand new, very evil invention, the Poop-Inator." He turned to the goth girl in the room. "Oh, I almost forgot. Let me introduce you to my assistant, Vanessa."

"Whatever," Vanessa said as she started listening to some music on her ipod.

Doof laughed, embarrassed. "She's new." He then got back to business. "Observe! With this, I can implant the target image on their tiny brains in a flash!" Doof fired his ray at the pigeon, getting rid of all its feathers. "It works better from a distance. Anyway, today at Town Hall, they will award the Key to the City to my goody two-shoes brother, Roger. Oh, how I loathe him."

"I like Uncle Roger," said Vanessa.

"Thank you, Vanessa, but I don't think I was talking to you. Is your name Perry the Platypus? I don't think so."

Vanessa sighed. "I should've gone to Summer School."

"I will not be attending the ceremony," Doof continued. "But my pigeons will be there to rain on his parade. You see, Perry the Platypus, my brother is at the top of a very long list of people I despise. Vanessa, music please."

Vanessa begrudgingly cued the music.

Play "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"

Doof put on a hat, grabbed a stick, and started to dance.

Doof:

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops

They never bring my luggage up on time

Doof tore off the head of a cardboard bellhop.

And taxi drivers really tax my patience

If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

Doof dropped a two-ton weight on a cardboard taxi driver.

I don't like meter maids or underwater welders

Health fanatic cooks or camera crews

Not fond of monks or yoga teachers

Or sports fans in the bleachers

Doof pointed at Perry with a foam finger.

And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you

The pigeons started to dance as well.

There are lots of horrid people on this planet

That I would like to give a lashing, too

Doof took a portrait of his brother and painted a crossed-out circle on it.

But my goody two-shoes brother

The favorite of my mother

Is the one I want to smother

In a ton of pigeon goo

Yes, my goody two-shoes brother

The favorite of my mother

He's the one I want to smother

Even Vanessa was kicking her legs to the beat, no matter how hard she tried to resist.

Thank you sir, I'll have another

He's the one I want to smother

In a ton of pigeon goo

End "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"

"You see how I held that last note?" Doof asked. "Good, huh?"

Back to the tree house fight.

"Bring it on, maggots!" Candace and Stacy shouted.

With that, the first round began.

It wasn't hard for the girls to control their mech. The controls were just like the video game.

"Let's show them our mad skills," Stacy said.

The girls' mech grabbed the boys' mech. They started to dance.

"Hey, stop leading!" Phineas shouted.

"You stop leading!" Candace shouted back before turning to Stacy. "Give them the twister!"

The girls' mech grabbed the boys' mech, spun it around, then sent it flying miles away.

"Score!" Stacy cheered.

The boys were about to crash.

"Hit the crash button!" Phineas shouted.

He and Ferb hit the crash button. They both got covered in tires.

When the mech crashed, the two just bounced around the room. The tires protected them from getting hurt.

When the bouncing stopped, the two removed the tires. They saw the girls' mech advancing.

"The enemy's upon us!" Phineas yelled, now dawned in a pirate costume. "Man the cannons!"

Ferb did just that.

Phineas cut the rope. It dropped a weight that landed on the cannon. It launched a bunch of large bouncing balls towards the girls' mech.

"Uh-oh," Candace said before they got hit. "Yow! What now?"

"Try pulling some levers!" Stacy suggested.

Candace pulled a lever. A bunch of water balloons launched from the girls' mech.

"Incoming!" Phineas shouted, now in military gear.

The boys took cover.

The boys' mech got covered in water. Ferb quickly pulled a lever to regurgitate it.

"Ew," the girls said.

"Egad, Ferb!" Phineas said, now in shining armor. "It's an end run around the middle! Sound retreat!"

Ferb played some bagpipes.

At the car wash, Linda was waiting for her car to be cleaned. She felt something off.

"That's funny," she remarked. "This is usually the part where I get a call from Candace."

Linda called Candace to make sure everything was alright.

Candace answered the phone, but she still paid attention to what she was seeing.

"Candace, honey, I'm at the car wash and I'll be heading home very soon," Linda said.

It took Candace a second to realize what she heard. "Oh no."

"Phineas and Ferb to Robo-Girls," came Phineas' voice. "Last one home is a big purple pickled egg."

A chicken noise came from the tin-can phone.

The girls chased the boys home.

"Ah, the award ceremony," Doof said as he watched from his binoculars. "And there's my insipid brother, Roger." The binoculars expired. "Oh, let's see if I have another coin." Doof found and inserted another coin. "Now, what was I saying? Right, I despise him so much. You are about to witness a truly petty act of vengeance, Perry the Platypus, brought on by my own mindless jealousy. Vanessa, fire the harpoon."

Vanessa launched a harpoon, connecting a rope from Doof's apartment to City Hall.

"Perfect," Doof said. "The time has come. Do not fail me, my pigeons!"

The pigeons walked down the line in single file, somehow without being noticed by the crowd.

They got in position. They aimed.

"Watch and learn, Perry the Platypus…" Doof said as he turned around. Perry wasn't there. "Wait, where's Perry the Platypus?"

The pigeons that had Perry tied up quickly pointed at each other.

Perry escaped, and took the Poop-Inator with him. He removed the image of Roger and replaced it with an image of Doof. He then got on top of City Hall. Once he was sure he had good distance, he zapped the pigeons.

Right as the pigeons flew away, two giant treehouse mechs tripped on the line and toppled over each other, taking Perry with them.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof yelled as he watched Perry get away. He then noticed the pigeons coming towards him. "Well, this is not going to end well for me."

"That's what you get for using a bunch of stupid pigeons," Vanessa scolded as she walked away.

Doof ran after her. "Wait for me!"

By then, she had already got in the elevator, and shut it. Another elevator opened, and Doof ran inside. He spammed the button to close the door, but he was too late. The pigeons got in.

Agent P

The treehouse mechs rolled down the streets of Danville at a very fast pace. The kids floated around in their rooms, laughing and having a great time.

After a long time, the treehouses finally stopped right in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard. The two large treehouses merged into one small, connected treehouse.

"We beat you, you big purple pickled eggs," Phineas teased.

"Are you out of your tree?" Candace asked. "We were first."

"We were!"

"We were!"

That's when Linda came back from her errands.

"It looks like you're having fun," Linda remarked.

"Well, Mom, you know what they say," Phineas said.

He was interrupted when the girls launched a water balloon at him.

"Fun never falls too far from the tree house," Ferb finished before he suffered the same fate.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 7

It's About Time

The Flynn-Fletchers were visiting the Danville Historical Museum. They were in the fossil exhibit.

"Look, kids," said Lawrence. "These fossils were of creatures that lived here in Danville millions of years ago."

"Luckily these things aren't still here today," Linda remarked.

"No, it would be lucky if we weren't here today," Candace retorted.

Lawrence pointed at multiple different fossils. "This was dug up not even thirty yards from here, and this was dug up in our very neighborhood."

Phineas noticed the collar of a dog-looking dinosaur. It had the name 'Bucky' on it.

"Didn't we have a dog named Bucky who got sick and was moved to that nice old man, Simmons', farm?" he asked.

"Oh, let's move on, shall we," Lawrence led the boys towards a human-looking fossil. "This next man is kindly old man Simmons. Hey, who's up for milkshakes?"

Ferb noticed another exhibit. He got Phineas' attention and showed him the exhibit. Phineas was amazed.

"Gadgets through the ages?" he said. "This exhibit was made for us, Ferb." He noticed a small group of people looking at something. "Hey, what are they looking at?"

A small elderly man was showing a group of kids something in the exhibit. "And this is one of our most curious pieces, a time machine made by a nineteenth-century scientist named Xavier Onassis, but of course we know he never finished it, or else we'd see him here today. Right, anyone?" None of the kids were enjoying this. "Alright, moving on."

The group walked away. Phineas and Ferb stayed put.

"A time machine, huh?" said Phineas. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry went to the nearby photo booth. Once no one was around, he put on his hat and jumped into the booth.

This booth was a shortcut to his secret base. Perry sat down and waited for Monogram to give him instructions.

Monogram just stood there in a thinking pose. He didn't say a word.

A late-teen with freckles on his face, red hair, and purple glasses appeared on screen.

"Agent P, it's Carl the Intern," he said. "We have a situation. Major Monogram has been frozen like this pretty much all day. Solid as a rock."

He knocked on Monogram, and he sounded like a metal statue. Monogram fell over. Carl quickly helped him up.

"If he were able, I'm sure he'd say, well, 'ouch' first of all, am I right?" He chuckled. "But seriously, I'm sure he'd say, Doofenshmirtz is up to something and you need to get to the bottom of it. Right sir?" Monogram made some indiscernible noises. "I'm gonna take that as a yes. Good luck, Agent P."

Perry

Candace was bored out of her mind. Her parents were showing her fossils and trying to make it exciting. She walked away to find something more interesting.

Before Candace could finish that thought, she saw the boys working on their next contraption.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Fixing a time machine," Phineas replied.

Candace noticed a purple light bulb on the floor. She picked it up. "You broke the exhibit? I'm telling Mom!"

Candace ran to show Linda the lightbulb.

A second later, Candace and the lightbulb were back.

"What are you doing?" she asked before noticing the bulb. Gasp. "You broke the exhibit? I'm telling Mom!"

Right as Candace left, Isabella and her troop showed up.

"Hey guys," she said. "Whatcha doin?"

"Fixing a time machine," Phineas replied, a bit frustrated.

"Isn't that sorta impossible?"

"It's a possibility."

"Well, good luck. My troop and I are going to the local fossils exhibit. Catch up with you later."

"Bye."

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry made it to the roof and looked through the window. He noticed Doof firing a blaster at something.

Perry burst the door open and walked inside.

"Perry the Platypus," Doof said, shocked. "There's no one else here. I mean, what are you doing here?" A sound came from the closet. "I have mice?"

Perry didn't believe that. He opened the closet door. Inside was a panda wearing a fedora similar to his.

"Perry the Platypus, I swear I never saw this panda before," Doof lied. Perry pointed at the panda paw print on Doof's cheek. Doof realized this and quickly wiped it off. "It's not what it looks like. We're not enemies. We're just bad friends."

Candace called for Linda as loudly as she could. She couldn't find her anywhere.

That's when she ran into a security guard.

"Hey, no yelling in the museum!" he scolded.

"Oh yeah, it's a museum!" Candace yelled. "It's not like I'll wake anyone up!"

Before Candace knew it, she was thrown out. She sat and sulked as she waited for her family.

"You got tossed out too, huh?" asked a voice.

Candace turned to her left and saw a goth girl sitting next to her.

"Yeah, for yelling," Candace admitted. "I'm Candace, by the way."

"Vanessa," the girl introduced herself. "And you yelled in the museum? That's hardcore."

"What about you?"

"I vandalized a pterodactyl with some friends. It's not like I yelled."

An idea popped into Candace's head. "You gotta help me sneak back in! Please, please, please!"

"Okay, I have a plan so genius, it involves military-like stealth, precision, and timing."

When the time was right, Vanessa snuck into the museum and screamed at the top of her lungs.

With the security guards distracted, Candace made it back into the museum.

Candace went to find her mom, but she got distracted. She saw Jeremy working at a Slushy Dawg stand.

She decided her mom could wait. She approached Jeremy.

"Hi, Jeremy," she greeted.

"Hey Candace," Jeremy said.

"They have a Slushy Dawg here?"

"Yeah, it's new. It's boring around here. Feels like by the time my shift is over, I'll be part of the fossil exhibit."

Candace laughed. "Part of the fossil exhibit? That's a good one." That's when she noticed a security guard coming her way. "I gotta go."

She made a run for it.

The time machine was almost ready.

"Okay Ferb," said Phineas. "We're ready to test the circuit quanta stabilizers."

Ferb gave Phineas a tool so he could test the stabilizers.

Candace finally found Linda.

"Mom!" she called.

Before Linda could even turn around, the bulb Candace was holding activated, and they both disappeared.

Jeremy was minding his own business when he heard a familiar laugh behind him.

"Part of the fossil exhibit! That's a good one!"

Jeremy turned around to see Candace right there. He laughed, a bit embarrassed.

"Where'd you run off to?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" asked Candace. "I didn't go anywhere."

"Right. So, can I get you something?"

"Ha ha ha! Part of the fossil exhibit! That's a good one!"

"Candace, you're really freaking me out."

A security guard noticed Phineas and Ferb working on the time machine.

"Hey, aren't you a little young to be working at a museum?" he asked.

"Yes, yes I am," Phineas replied.

"Well, it's nice to see young people take interest in history. Anything you boys need?"

"Actually, there seems to be a part missing." Ferb showed a blueprint of a certain purple bulb as Phineas explained the situation. "It looks like this. Have you seen it?"

The guard took a good look. "Looks familiar. I'll keep my eye out."

"Sorry, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "I didn't want you to find out this way, but here it is. Peter the Panda is my new nemesis. We met at an evil genius expo in Seattle, and, well, me and Peter, we just instantly disliked each other, and he foiled a little scheme of mine. Peter the Panda, be a dear and get us a soda."

Peter walked away while Doof kept talking to Perry.

"It's not that I don't hate you anymore," Doof continued. "I do, I just think it's time for us to take a break and start fighting other people. So, where was I? Yes, so Peter the Panda, you think you have outwitted me."

Doof noticed the sad look on Perry's face.

"Don't make this harder than it needs to be, Perry the Platypus," he said. "It's over now." Perry noticed the ray right next to the door. "Oh, that's a Freezeanator ray. I would explain it, but I already gave the whole spiel to Peter. Don't worry, he's stopping me. He's got it well in hand." Doof shut the door. "Goodbye."

The security guard was busy looking for the missing piece.

That's when Candace appeared right in front of him. They both screamed for a second.

"Hey, I thought I tossed you out," the guard said, recognizing Candace. He then took the bulb. "And what's this? Stealing is very serious, like, yelling levels of seriousness."

Before the guard could do any more, he disappeared.

Candace brushed it off and ran to find Linda.

Phineas and Ferb were still working on the time machine.

That's when the security guard from earlier appeared out of nowhere.

"Can I get you boys anything?" he asked.

"Yeah, like I said before we seem to be missing this piece," Phineas replied, feeling a sense of unease given they just had this conversation earlier.

"Well, I'll keep my eye out," the guard said before noticing the piece in his hand. "Oh, there it is."

Fer quickly took the bulb.

Play "When We Didn't Get Along"

Perry walked away from Doof's building. He couldn't help but feel sad knowing what had happened.

Without your schemes my life it seems is empty

I spent all my time keeping you from doing wrong

Perry remembered all the times he fought Doof and foiled his plans.

You were my only nemesis

I'd foil your plans, but still I miss

The moments when we didn't get along

Perry fantasized himself and Doof on a beach running towards each other, as if about to hug.

When they were close, Perry landed a punch, knocking Doof to the ground.

So search your heart, please, Doctor D

And I am sure that you will see

That you were always meant to be

My only life-long enemy

Perry went down to his lair. He sadly set down his fedora.

But now you're doing battle

With a panda from Seattle

I'll miss the moments when we didn't get along

End "When We Didn't Get Along"

"Hey Linda?" Lawrence asked. "Can I have five dollars for the audio tour?"

"Sure," Linda replied as she handed her husband five bucks. "Amateurs."

"Mom!" came Candace's voice. "Phineas and Ferb are in the Gadgets Through the Ages exhibit, and they're doing something to that chair thingy, Ferb's using that hose that makes sparks, and you have to come with me right now! Please please please please!"

"Well, if it's that important to you," Linda relented.

Touched, Candace hugged her mother. "Really? I love you Mom! Now, they're this way! Hurry!"

Meanwhile, Ferb finished installing the bulb to the time machine.

"Ferb, you got the thing working yet?" Phineas asked.

Ferb made an, 'I don't know' gesture.

"Gotcha," Candace said as she ran to the boys. "You guys are so busted?"

However, the bulb flashed a bright light. When the light faded, all three siblings were gone.

"Candace, how am I supposed to keep up with you?" Linda asked as she entered the room. She didn't see anyone. "Candace? Boys?"

When Candace opened her eyes, she and the boys were in the middle of nowhere.

"Well, now it's working," Phineas smiled.

"What's working?" Candace asked angrily.

Candace looked around and saw a bunch of dinosaurs roaming around.

"Take me back, take me back!" Candace demanded.

"Alright," Phineas replied.

Before anyone could do anything, though, a tyrannosaurus rex stomped on the time machine. It then turned and faced the kids.

"This could be a problem," said Ferb.

"Whatever you do, keep your voices low, and no sudden movements," Phineas ordered.

Candace ignored that. She was so terrified of the T-rex, that she screamed and ran in the opposite direction. The dinosaur chased Candace, completely ignoring the boys.

"Wow, it worked," Phineas remarked. "Now let's save Candace." The two got on the scooter they brought with them. They got ready to move before Phineas realized, "We don't have helmets."

That's when some turtles came by.

Candace continued to run from the T-rex. She tripped and fell in some mud. She quickly got up and kept running.

Back at the museum, Lawrence just finished an audio tour. He noticed a certain fossil.

"I swear that wasn't there before," he admitted. He got a closer look at the fossil. It had an implant that looked just like Candace. "Hey, honey, you gotta see this!"

Phineas and Ferb rode across the mud, leaving a straight line in the mud.

"I'm telling you," said Lawrence. "It's the most peculiar thing I've ever seen. It looks just like Candace."

Linda looked at the fossil. It, in fact, didn't look like Candace.

"That's not nice, dear," she scolded.

Candace decided to hide in the brush.

She noticed a dinosaur that looked very similar to her, only it had a horn on its head. She screamed at the sight of it. The dinosaur screamed as well.

This alerted the T-rex to her location. Candace made a run for it.

That's when Phineas and Ferb showed up on their scooter, wearing turtles for helmets.

"Hey Candace," Phineas greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"What does it look like?" Candace snapped. "I'm running for my life!"

"Hop on." Candace hopped on. "Hit it, Ferb."

Ferb sped up. Phineas quickly gave Candace a turtle to wear as a helmet.

"Why am I wearing a turtle?" Candace asked.

The three reached a cliff. They jumped off the scooter and grabbed some vines.

A brachiosaurus grabbed the vines and lifted the trio higher into the air.

"What a stroke of luck," Phineas remarked.

"And how is this better?" Candace asked.

"This one's a vegetarian."

"So it won't eat us?"

"No." He looked up at the dinosaur. "Excuse me, we're made of meat, ma'am!"

The brachiosaurus somehow understood that. She placed the trio down.

The three walked around.

"This place is nice," Phineas remarked.

"Uh, hello, we have to get out of here!" Candace reminded the boys. "That way we can get home, and more importantly, so I can bust you!"

Phineas noticed a certain footprint.

"Hey, this is the same footprint fossilized in the museum," he realized.

"And how will that get us out of here?" Candace asked.

Phineas sighed. He was out of patience. He didn't have time to explain this.

"Just watch and learn," he said, doing his best not to lash out.

Meanwhile, Isabella and her troop were looking around the museum. They came across a certain fossil. There was a text on it.

"Hey look, a message," said Isabella. "'Time Machine destroyed, stuck in 300 million BC. Please help! Phineas, Ferb, and Candace.' Our friends need help. Please turn to the time travel section of your Fireside Girls handbook." The troop was about to start reading when Isabella noticed something was off. "Hey, have you seen Perry?"

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Peter sent Doof flying against the wall. A portrait fell off the wall and landed on Doof's face. Peter didn't stop, and punched a hole through the picture.

"Stop, you're ruining it!" Doof yelled. He looked at the picture. "I remember when this picture was taken. It was the happiest day of my life. It was the day I decided to get my picture taken, but it wasn't until I got outside the photo store that my life changed forever. I had a feeling that there was someone hiding behind the mailbox. I had a nemesis."

A trio of guys entered the apartment and started to play a song.

Play "My Nemesis"

Backups:

My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme

Doof:

I used to sit alone doing evil all day

But now I think that someone's gonna get in my way

Yeah, there's someone in my life that doesn't want me to exist

Backups:

My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme

Doof:

And I feel fine because I got a nemesis

Backups:

My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme

Doof:

I hate him and he hates me

What a wonderful animosity

Besides his hat he wears no clothes

Now I have someone to oppose

Yes, I have a nemesis

Backups:

My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme

End "My Nemesis"

Doof completely forgot the situation he was in.

His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the sound of something breaking. He turned to see Peter destroying the Freezeanator.

"What, you're disassembling my freezanator ray?" he reacted. "While I'm singing about my feelings? You're dead to me!"

Doof ran away crying.

Isabella and her troop just finished fixing the time machine.

"That should do it," said Isabella. "Let her rip."

They got on the machine and pulled the lever… only for a bunch of ties to be printed out.

Isabella rechecked the blueprint and realized their mistake. "It says tie machine. He left off the M."

"Tonight on 'Doctor Feelbetter, I want to be your nemesis again.' And now, Doctor Feelbetter."

Doof and Perry were in a reality show sitting in front of a live studio audience of evil scientists and their respective animal nemeses.

"You ever wonder what would happen if you lost your nemesis?" asked Doctor Feelbetter, the host of the show. "Well that's precisely what happened to our first guest, Perry the Platypus. Perry the Platypus, share with us your thoughts."

"I'm sorry," said Doof. "He doesn't talk."

"Oh, I see. And this communication issue is what led you to replace Perry the Platypus?"

"No. Peter the Panda doesn't talk either. He's a panda."

"So you have a problem because he's an animal. He doesn't talk."

"No. What kind of an evil scientist are you?"

"Right. Doc, what if I were to tell you that Peter the Panda was backstage right now?"

"What? Peter the Panda is here? Perry the Platypus, I had no idea."

Peter came on stage. He was instantly booed by the crowd.

"I can't believe I'm stuck here," Candace sulked. "I'll never get my driver's license, or wear my dream dress to prom, but most of all, I'll never see Jeremy again." She drew a heart in the mud, then she wrote her's and Jeremy's initials in it. She then turned to her brothers. "How long are we supposed to sit here?"

"I don't know," Phineas replied, doing his best to keep calm. "Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience."

"Lovely. Well, I suppose things can't get any worse." It started to rain, messing up Candace's hair. She was unfazed. "Oh look, the world's first bad hair day." That's when they heard a noise. They turned around to see a T-rex right behind them. This worried Candace. "Phineas, where's that rescue party?"

"It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans," Phineas realized.

"I hope that won't be an issue," said Ferb.

As if to answer his question, a time machine appeared right in front of them. Isabella and her troop were riding it.

"Apparently not," Phineas remarked.

"Hey guys, whatcha doin?" Isabella asked.

"We were waiting for you."

"We're saved!" Candace cheered as she and her brothers got on.

"You know, there's an M in 'time machine'," Isabella chastised.

"Sorry about that," Phineas apologized. "Take it away, Ferb."

Fer pulled the lever. Nothing happened. Candace noticed a plug.

"You mean to tell me you built a time machine that has to be plugged in?" she shouted. The T-rex roared. Candace ran out of patience. "Oh, put a sock in it!"

"Candace, no sudden movements!" Phineas warned.

"Why does it matter? We're doomed anyway! Where are we supposed to find electricity in dinosaur land?!"

Right as she said that, she was struck by lightning. That provided the electricity required to start the time machine.

The group found themselves back in the present. They all felt relieved knowing they were out of there.

"Boy, that was a close one," Candace remarked. "Lucky for them I was there or we'd still be trying to escape that…" That's when Candace realized the T-rex stowed away. She ran in the opposite direction. "T-rex!"

"Doctor Doofenshmirtz, tell Perry the Platypus how you feel," said Doctor Feelbetter.

"Perry the Platypus, I'm sorry I hurt you, when I wasn't trying to," Doof apologized. "If you give me another chance, I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish physical violence and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet. What do you say?"

Perry shed a tear at Doof's statement. He tipped his hat, signifying he forgives Doof.

"Thank you Perry the Platypus. Now!" Doof pressed a button on his remote, trapping not only Perry, but all of the animals in the room. "I can't believe that worked! You know, Peter the Panda thought he had disassembled my Freezanator ray, but that was just a decoy. Bring in the real one, boys." A techie brought in the real Freezanator while Doof monologued. "You see, my plan was simple. Assemble all the best agents in one room, and then turn them all into statues for my giant chess board! Hit it!"

Meanwhile, Candace was continuing to run from the T-rex.

After a while, she found her parents.

"Mom, don't go in there!" she warned. "There's a live T-rex in there!"

"You and your imagination," Linda rolled her eyes.

Doof was preparing to fire his ray.

"Perry the Platypus, you don't mind if I say goodbye to Peter the Panda, do you?" he asked. "I just feel weird how everything happened." He then turned to Peter. "Peter the Panda, I just wanted to let you know that I feel…"

Before Doof could finish, Peter kicked Doof. Perry used the opportunity to lean his chair down. Once he managed to get on his feet, he dragged his chair to the Freezeanator.

A beam fired into the air, reflected off of a satellite, and hit the T-rex in the museum.

"Maybe we should see what this real dinosaur looks like," Lawrence said, playing along.

Linda and Lawrence entered the room and saw the frozen dinosaur.

"You're right, Candace," Linda admitted. "It is very life-like."

Perry used the chair to destroy Perry's remote. This released him and the other agents from their traps.

The other agents did quick work of the other scientists in the room.

Agent P

Phineas and Ferb found their parents and sister.

"There you are," said Phineas. "You know, history is fun. We really went back in time."

"I know what you mean, Phin," Lawrence said, completely oblivious to what really happened. "It really does feel that way, doesn't it?" That's when Perry showed up. "Oh, there you are, Perry."

With the family together again, they all headed home.

Candace was the only one that felt unsatisfied.

"Hey, Candace," a voice called. Candace turned around to see Jeremy. He was gesturing to a fossil with a heart and both their initials. "This fossil is my favorite in the museum."

Candace definitely needed that. She smiled and hugged Jeremy.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 8

One Good Scare Ought to Do It

Candace sat on her bed, pretending to call someone with a banana.

"Hello, is this the Johnson residence?" she asked. "I'd like to speak to Jeremy Johnson. This is Candace Flynn. Why am I calling, you ask." She looked at her notebook, which had a list of 'Reasons to Call.' "I have a question about our algebra assignment. Okay, I'll hold." She turned to the page for 'Opening Jokes.' "Heya, Jeremy, this is Candace Flynn. What do you get when you cross a yak with a martian?"

"Honey, could I interrupt you for a second?" came a voice.

"Jeremy, did you just call me honey?" Candace asked, completely oblivious.

"No, Candace." Candace snapped back to reality to see Linda at the door. "I just wanted to tell you I'm off to my book club. I left a phone number on the fridge, in case of an emergency. Oh, and Candace, I hope you don't talk to that banana all afternoon."

Phineas and Ferb were in the backyard wearing sombreros.

"Ladies and platypuses," Phineas announced. "Presenting, the Amazing Mariachi Tree."

A bunch of mariachi players played mariachi on top of the tree in the backyard. After a while, they all lost their balance and fell off the tree. Thankfully, they didn't sustain any major injuries and were able to walk it off.

"I guess the lesson today is to not drink so much chocolate milk before planning our day's activity," Phineas remarked. "Bye guys. Sorry. Gracias."

Right as the mariachi band left, Isabella came in.

"Hi Phineas," she greeted. "Whatcha do…" Hiccup.

"Are you okay?" Phineas asked.

"Yeah, I just wanted to ask whatcha do…" Hiccup. "...ing."

"Oh no," Phineas said, a bit annoyed. "That's a bad case of the hiccups you got there."

"I know, they're driving me crazy," Isabella said. Hiccup.

Phineas was getting annoyed. "Ferb and I will help you cure your hiccups," he said. "I do not want to deal with them all day. Hey, where's Perry?"

When no one was looking, Perry put on his fedora and jumped into a trash can… only to find out it was the real trash can. He quickly jumped out of that one and into the one next to it, the real entrance to his lair.

"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz is on the move. We tracked him to these coordinates when we suddenly lost his signal." He showed a map of the states. He placed a marker somewhere off the coast of Florida. "We have two scenarios to explain his disappearance. First, magical elves have caused Doctor Doofenshmirtz to vanish to the land of angry corn people. Second, he may be hiding on this hideout-shaped island with the letter D carved into it that satellites have found in the exact… spot… he vanished… you know what? Forget the elf thing. I was way off base with that. Anyway, on your way, Agent P."

Perry got in his flying car and flew away.

Perry

"Okay, Isabella," said Phineas. "The best way to cure the hiccups is to scare them away. What scares you?"

"There was this haunted house at the state fair," Isabella replied. Hiccup. "That was pretty scary."

"That's it. Ferb and I are gonna make you the scariest haunted house ever. Vampires, werewolves, witches…" Someone cleared their throat. Phineas turned around to see Candace. He wasn't very happy to see her. "Hey, Candace."

"Phineas!" Candace shouted. "The only way you're building a haunted house is under my dead body!"

"That's the idea."

"That's it you little psycho, I'm calling Mom!" Candace was about to run inside, but she stopped to say one last thing. "And I'm not gonna use the banana this time!"

Phineas was baffled by that last statement. "You heard that too, right?"

Candace found the number Linda left, and she quickly dialed it. It didn't take long for someone to answer.

"Yes, hello," said Candace. "This is an emergency. I would like to speak with Linda Flynn. To whom am I presently speaking to?"

"Jeremy Johnson," said the voice on the other side. "My mom's hosting a book club? Who is this?"

Candace wasn't expecting this. She didn't know what to do now.

After a second, she did the first thing that came to mind. She crumpled up the paper with the Johnson house number to create fake static noises.

"We seem to be breaking up," she lied. "I'm going into a tunnel. Sunspots! I… ¡no habla español!"

Candace quickly hung up the phone.

Doofenshmirtz' Hideout-Shaped Island

Perry jumped out of his car and used a wingsuit to glide to the island. Once he landed, he snuck inside the hideout and hid behind a crate.

This ended up being a big mistake. His arms, legs, and tail got strapped onto the crate. Doofenshmirtz stepped into the light.

"Perry the Platypus, here?" Doof asked in fake shock. "How could this be? I'm shocked. I mean, it would have taken a total evil mastermind to have guessed that you'd track me to this point, find the secret hideout, fly in under the radar, and infiltrate through this access vent, make your way over to this crate, activating my automatic arm and leg restraints. Oh, this is the part where I get all sarcastic and pretend you surprised me. 'Oh, Perry the Platypus? How the, what the, who the, why the? Oh.' Finally ending here where I finish showing you my brilliant plan. You see, Perry the Platypus, this secret hideout actually doesn't belong to me. It belonged to my mentor, Professor Destructicon, Kevin to his friends. Sadly, he was just captured in the midst of his latest plan, to set fire to the sun. Redundant, perhaps, but before they locked him away, Kevin asked for a favor from me, to prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please set fire to the sun? And I was like, 'dude, you gotta let that one go. It's a ball of fire. It makes no sense.' So he asked me instead to simply destroy his hideout, which I will now do, using my Disintevaporator."

Doof removed a tarp to show his Disintevaporator. A timer was counting down from twenty-five minutes. The room grew silent. This wasn't supposed to happen. Doof cleared his throat, and dramatic music started to play.

He then turned to Perry to finish his statement. "And you, Perry the Platypus, will disintevaporate with it! Ha ha ha!"

Candace dialed the number again.

"Let's try this again, just relax," she told herself. It only took a second for someone to answer. "Linda Flynn, please, but if she's too busy, uh, then maybe there's someone else who can deliver her a message."

"Who is this?" asked a high-pitched, obnoxious voice.

"Candace Flynn. Who is this?"

"I'm Suzy, Jeremy's little sister."

"It's a pleasure to meet you…"

"You called for Jeremy, didn't you?"

"No, no, no."

"You say you want your mom, but you really want Jeremy, right?"

"No, that isn't true."

"I'm sorry, we seem to be breaking up."

Candace could hear static coming from the phone. She wasn't falling for it. "Stop crinkling paper, I know that trick."

"Bye-bye."

Candace got desperate. "Wait! It's true, I want to speak to Jeremy."

"I thought so. Jeremy, some girl's on the phone for you! But never forget, I am and always will be Jeremy's favorite girl. Got it?"

Candace was beyond terrified. "I will."

"Jeremy here," came Jeremy's voice.

"Jeremy!" Candace shouted, completely unaware what to say.

"Candace?"

"Yeah, it's me."

"You know, your mom's over here for the book club."

"Yeah, I just have a silly question to ask her."

"Well, they're breaking for coffee. Wanna come over? We can hang out."

Candace covered the phone and screamed in excitement. "I mean, sure."

"Cool. See you in twenty minutes?"

Candace fainted.

"Now, I'm just gonna pick up a few things that Professor Destruction let me store here," Doof said as he packed his things. "If there's one thing Kevin understood, it's closet space. Now, I'll just grab my keys to the escape jet, and, I could've sworn I put them in my lab coat."

Perry noticed the keys on the floor right next to them. He quickly hid them.

oof turned to Perry. "Hey, have you seen my keys?" Perry nodded. "Good, will you show me?" Perry shook his head. "Is this because you can't speak or are you just being a jerk?"

Candace was packing up some clothes.

"I can't believe it," she cheered. "I'm finally going to Jeremy's house. Okay, now, what would the perfect look be? I know, girl next door meets pop diva meets Hollywood bad girl crossed with an old-school glamor goddess. Now, I just gotta find the finishing touch."

Once Candace was done getting dressed, she went to the backyard to tell the boys where she was going.

"Hey boys," she said. "I'm off to the Johnsons' book club. Jeremy invited me."

Phineas smiled. This was perfect. He could get rid of some annoying hiccups, and he wouldn't have to worry about his goody two-shoes sister trying to get in the way.

"Have fun," was all he said.

"See ya," Candace said as she left the house.

Once Candace left, Buford, Baljeet, and the Fireside Girls showed up.

"Glad you could arrive on such short notice," Phineas said.

"This better be good," Buford warned as he punched his palm. "I had to ditch a canasta game for this."

"Isabella has been cursed…" The crowd gasped at Phineas' statement. "With hiccups." The crowd sighed. "We're building a haunted house to scare the hiccups out of her. To do so, we must dig deep into those terrible places any sane person shoves into the darkest, twisted corners of their mind. Each of you must find out what scares you the most. As you can see, today we're building a haunted house electronically controlled by this organ." Phineas showed an organ as well as multiple monitors. "Every room is monitored on these screens, and by playing the keys, I can trigger all sorts of surprises, so with your help, my friends, we can build this house with enough horror to destroy the involuntary contraction of Isabella's diaphragm muscle once and for all. Okay, let's get our scare on."

Doofenshmirtz' Mentor's Hideout

"Am I getting warmer?" Doof asked before noticing the couch. "Right, the sofa. My keys fell between the cushions."

He checked the sofa, but the keys were nowhere to be found.

"No?" Doof reacted. "Come on, Perry the Platypus. I defeated you fair and square. Why can't you accept your dignity and play 'you're getting hot or cold' with me?"

Perry didn't say anything.

"Fine, I'll find them myself and teach you the meaning of grace under fire." Right after saying that, Doof got down on his knees and begged. "Please, for the love of great Caesar's ghost, what would you have me do?"

Perry smiled. He could have some fun with this.

Play "It's Candace"

Candace biked down the street.

Who's that girl going down the street?

It's Candace

She's the girl next door, who's a pop diva by day and a Hollywood bad girl by night

Candace got a bit frustrated with that unnecessarily long line.

I'd like to meet, it's Candace

A flower seller handed Candace some flowers for free. They just flew away as Candace continued biking.

La la la la la la la

End "It's Candace"

Candace made it to the Johnson household. The door opened to reveal Suzy and her black poodle.

The poodle charged towards Candace and bit her leg.

"Get it off me!" Candace begged. "These are vintage jeans!" She noticed Suzy was about to turn on the sprinklers. "Wait, what are you doing?"

Suzy turned on the sprinklers, spraying Candace with water and making her slip onto some mud. Suzy then took control of an RC car and used it to spray mud on Candace's face.

"Why are you doing this to me?" Candace cried.

That's when Jeremy showed up. He noticed Candace covered in mud.

"Candace, what are you doing?" he asked.

"Upsies," Suzy said to cover her tracks.

Jeremy was about to pick up Suzy.

"Jeremy, don't!" Candace screamed. "She's evil!"

"Candace, what are you talking about?" Jeremy asked. "Suzy wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Can't you see? She's trying to get rid of me! I can't take it!" Candace was about to leave.

"Wait!"

"No, I might as well go while I still have a shred of dignity left!"

"Candace, come back!"

By then, Candace was already gone.

After waiting long enough, Isabella returned to the Flynn-Fletcher backyard.

"Hi, Phineas," she said as usual. "Whatcha do…" She noticed the large haunted house. "Phineas, what is this?" Hiccup. She turned around to see a large centipede. It terrified her. Hiccup. "Darn, that didn't work. What else you got?"

Phineas climbed out of the monster costume, revealing himself in a mad scientist costume.

"We got plenty," he assured. "If you're up for it."

"I…" Hiccup. "...guess so."

Play "One Good Scare Oughta Do It"

Phineas led Isabella inside the house.

Phineas:

Come, let's tiptoe into the dark

One good scare oughta do you

When the doors closed, there was nothing left but darkness… until the lights turned out to reveal a bunch of scary monsters.

Phineas then led Isabella down a hallway filled with live wolves.

You'll find our bite much worse than our bark

Phineas then led Isabella into another room. A swarm of ghosts popped out.

One good scare oughta do you some good

Phineas led Isabella up a large stairway.

At the top of the stairway, a large jack-in-the-box popped open.

If you should find the daily grind

A tad bit taxing on the mind

To help unwind, if so inclined

I have a small suggestion

Phineas then led Isabella down a hallway filled with shining armor. One of those armors dropped an ax right in front of them.

That if you dare into my lair

You should prepare for quite a scare

Well, will you share in this nightmare

With me, my only question

In the next room, Baljeet popped out dressed up as a large sheet of paper with the word, 'FAIL' stamped on it.

"Boo, boo I say," he said.

"Baljeet, what is this?" Phineas asked, frustratedly. "What part of scary did you not understand?"

"I am not Baljeet. I'm the scariest thing known to man, a failed exam."

Phineas sighed. "And now I'll spend the rest of my summer having nightmares about school." He led Isabella to the next room. "Let's go."

"You can run, but it will not be to the college of your choice!" Baljeet called.

In the next room, a large robot sprang to life.

The wall spun, leading Phineas and Isabella into a hall filled with zombies.

If your hair lies lifeless and limp

One good scare oughta do you

The two ran down the hall.

Come with me, now, don't be a wimp

A spider hung down from a web. Phineas grabbed the spider, which pulled him and Isabella into the air.

One good scare oughta do you some good

In the next room, Phineas saw someone crying in the corner. It took him a second to realize who they were.

"Buford?" he asked.

"Behold, the face of evil," Buford said.

He came into the light to reveal himself dressed as a little blonde girl holding a puppy.

Phineas recognized the person Buford was pretending to be pretty quickly. "Wait, are you supposed to be Jeremy's little sister? You said you were gonna be something scary."

"She is scary. She gives me the willies."

"Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?"

"You don't understand!"

"Uh, we'll catch up with you later."

Buford turned to the little faucet and turned on the water. "Wash away the horror. Wash away the horror."

Phineas and Isabella got back on the spider, which took them higher and higher.

That is quite right, I would delight

In taking flight into the night

If I may give you such a fright

You know I surely would

Once they were at the top, Phineas and Isabella got on a small cart.

But if I seem a bit extreme

In my attempts to make you scream

Remember that this spooky scheme

Will cure your hiccups for good

The two rode this fast rollercoaster. Multiple images popped up around them. They all terrified Isabella.

One little scare oughta do you some good

End "One Good Scare Oughta Do It"

The two reached the end.

Ferb was there playing the organ. He was dressed as Frankenstein's monster. He made a maniacal laugh to top it all off.

"So, did it work?" Phineas asked.

Hiccup!

"I was afraid of that," Phineas sighed. "There's one more thing we can try."

Candace finally made it back home. She noticed the large house in her backyard.

"I don't believe this!" she gasped. "Those two are in such big trouble!"

"Let me get this straight," said Doof. "If I set you free, you'll give me the keys, right?" Perry nodded. "Oh for pete sake! Why didn't you say so an hour ago?"

Doof released Perry. He revealed the keys were under his paddle the whole time.

Doof hurried and finished packing everything. He then took off.

After flying far enough away from the island, he checked to make sure he didn't forget anything in his haste.

"My basketball, my lamp, my Christmas lights," he skimmed through. "Perry the Platypus, the Disintevaporator, my golf club…" He gasped when he realized what he saw. "Perry the Platypus? The Disintevaporator? My golf clubs? I don't even play golf!"

Before he could do anything, Perry tackled him. Perry was relentless, and didn't give Doof a chance to fight back.

Doof quickly got a hair out of his mouth.

He then used the Christmas lights to tie up Perry. Perry was sent flying to the back. He inadvertently opened up an emergency hatch. Everything started to get sucked out.

"Since you spared me the trouble of opening the hatch, let me show you the way out!" Doof shouted.

He got back in the cockpit and tilted the jet, sucking Perry out of the airlock.

Thankfully, Perry managed to grab the lights and use them to grab onto the jet.

"Okay, Ferb, raise the antenna," said Phineas. Ferb turned a crank. "Let's see if we can up the scare factor. You see, our haunted house is powered by static electricity. Maybe we can get a lightning strike to fire things up."

Candace entered the haunted house.

"Phineas, Ferb?" she called. The doors shut behind her. She tried to open them, but they wouldn't budge. "Okay, you guys! Stop fooling around! You better come out now! I'm getting really mad!"

That's when she noticed a large green monster in front of her. It opened its mouth to reveal a small head. It opened its mouth to reveal an even smaller head. So on and so forth.

Candace ran away screaming.

Candace ran around trying to find another way out. No matter where she went, there was always something scary waiting for her.

The antenna got struck by lightning, a little too much lightning. The system started to overload.

Candace ran into another room. She bumped into Buford. His Suzy costume terrified her even more.

At some point, Candace got launched by the jack-in-the box. She rode the coaster cart to the end.

When she saw Phineas and Ferb, she was beyond livid.

"Phineas, Ferb!" she screamed. "When Mom sees you built a haunted house in the backyard with werewolves and vampires, and a giant floating baby head, what's that even about?!" She gestured to the giant floating baby head in the room. "And then there was a giant jack-in-the-box with a suit of armor that almost took my head off, and you, you just drive me crazy! When Mom sees this, you're going down!"

Candace stomped to the elevator. She got in and noticed the giant floating baby head. She quickly shooed it away, making it cry.

When Candace made it out, she saw Linda's car pull up.

"Perfect!" she shouted. "Mom, Mom, Mom! Just wait until you see what Phineas and Ferb have done!"

A string of Christmas lights grabbed the antenna of the haunted house, pulling the house into the air.

Most of the kids made it out in the nick of time. Sadly, Phineas wasn't so lucky.

"What's going on?" he asked. "Help!"

Phineas fell off the edge. He was plummeting down to the ground.

"Phineas!" Isabella screamed, more terrified than ever. "Quick, sashes!"

The Fireside Girls brought out their sashes. They tied the sashes together to form a trampoline.

Phineas landed on the trampoline, and bounced right into Isabella's arms. The two looked at each other and blushed.

Isabella quickly set Phineas down before things could get more awkward.

"Now that was scary," she admitted. She didn't hiccup this time. "Hey, my hiccups are gone."

As the Fireside Girls left the backyard, Candace and Linda came in.

"Phineas and Ferb ruined the backyard and left this ugly mess in its place!" Candace shouted, expecting a haunted house to be behind her.

Little did she know the only one there was Baljeet.

"Hi, Baljeet," Linda greeted before turning to Candace with a disappointed look. "That wasn't very nice, Candace."

Perry landed on the roof of the haunted house.

Doof tossed the Disintevaporator down towards Perry. Perry jumped out of the way.

The Disintevaporator landed on the haunted house with enough force to disconnect the lights from it. The house fell to the ground.

Perry put on his parachute and used it to land on the ground safely.

Agent P

The haunted house landed back in the backyard. Candace saw it.

"Mom, it's back!" she shouted.

By the time Candace came back with Linda, the Disintevaporator eradicated the house.

When Linda came out, she saw Baljeet, now holding a bag.

"I forgot my satchel," he said.

"Goodbye," was all Linda said before she went back inside.

Candace turned around to see that the house was gone again. This infuriated her. Isabella noticed how upset Candace seemed to be.

"What's the problem?" she asked.

"Phineas and Ferb are the problem!" Candace snapped. "My day is ruined, and I never got to hang out with Jeremy!"

"Sorry, but it was the best day for me. Due to my case of the hiccups, I spent my day with undivided attention from Phineas. It was wonderful."

"Hiccups?" Candace got an idea.

"Hey, Candace," came Jeremy's voice. Candace turned around to see Jeremy there. "You ran off so quickly and we never got to…"

Candace pretended to hiccup.

"Sounds like you got a bad case of the hiccups," Jeremy reacted. "Let's see what we can do about that. I got a glass of water with your name on it."

Jeremy led Candace away. She noticed Suzy and made sure to give her a dirty look.

"What did I do?" Suzy asked. She turned to see Buford still dressed up as her. She couldn't help but recognize him. "I'm sorry, but do I know you?"

"Uh… gotta go," Buford said, running away as fast as he could.

Phineas and Ferb sat under the tree.

"That was a great day, Ferb," Phineas remarked. "What did you think the scariest thing was?"

"Definitely the giant floating baby head," Ferb admitted.

"Yeah, where did that come from?"

Ferb made a gesture that signified he didn't know.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 9

Crack that Whip

"And that is why the eighteenth century sewing thimble is not only a slice of history, but a compelling example of American grit and perseverance," Lawrence finished telling his story to Phineas, Ferb, Grandpa Clyde, and Grandma Betty.

"That was wonder…" Betty was about to say before falling asleep.

"Mom!" Linda scolded.

Betty bolted awake. "Just kidding. Your speech is gonna be a big hit at the antique thimble symposium."

"It's gonna knock them dead," said Lawrence.

"Which we're gonna be late for if we don't get on the road," said Linda. "Thanks for looking after the kids today. Candace is skating at the park. All numbers are on the fridge. Be good, boys."

"Bye!" Phineas waved.

Once Linda and Lawrence left, Betty turned to the boys.

"Wanna embarrass your sister?" she asked.

"Yeah," Phineas and Clyde said in unison.

Ferb remained silent as always.

All four of them headed to the park.

At the park, Candace was trying to skate. Stacy was skating next to her.

"You got it," Stacy assured.

"Yeah," Candace said. "I can't turn around, but I got it."

That's when they noticed Phineas, Ferb, and Betty skating together with no problem.

"Candace, wanna join?" Phineas asked.

Everyone in the area turned towards Candace. She didn't like this.

"I'm so not with them," she said. "Turn me around, Stace."

Stacy turned Candace around, and they both skated away.

"Grandma, where'd you get the moves?" Phineas asked Betty.

"Well, boys, I was quite the skater in my…" Betty was about to explain. That's when she ran into someone, knocking her down. "Watch where you're…" Betty turned and gasped at the woman she bumped into.

"Betty Jo of the Tri-State Bombers?" the second woman asked.

"Hildegard of the Saskatoon Slashers?"

"I thought I smelled the last of you back in '57, when I whipped your sorry behind, took the trophy, and became the rightful Queen of the Derby."

"Whoa, you were in a roller skating derby?" Phineas asked.

"Not only was I in it, I was champ," Betty replied. "It was years ago, the night of the final match between the Bombers and the Slashers. We were on our final lap. What was left of my team used our signature move, 'The Whip', to send me to the finish line. Hildegard's team had the same idea. The trophy was mine until…" Betty got angry and turned to Hildegard. "You only won 'cause you cheated!"

"'Anything goes,' remember?" Hildegard reminded.

"What do you say we try it again, cheater?"

"Anytime, anywhere."

"You skate like a buffalo!"

Candace watched the argument from afar. She was confused.

That's when Jeremy skated right next to her. He completely diverted her attention away.

"Hey, Jeremy," she smiled.

"Candace, why is my grandma yelling at your grandma?" Jeremy asked.

Candace was shocked. "That's your grandma?"

Hildegard skated towards Jeremy. "Come on, Jeremy. You and your little sister are on my team. Suzy!"

Suzy appeared next to Hildegard with an innocent smile. "Yes, Grandma?"

"Me, you, and Jeremy are a team, got it?"

At the same time, Betty rounded up Phineas, Ferb, and Candace.

"I need two of you on my team, okay?" she asked.

"You can have Phineas and Ferb, Grandma," said Candace, wanting nothing to do with this.

"But that's not fair, Candace," said Suzy. "Our team has two girls and one boy, so you need to be on your grandma's team so it's fair."

"Then it can be you, Ferb, and Grandma," Phineas decided.

"It's decided," said Jeremy. "We gotta do it for our grandmas, right Candace?"

Candace couldn't say a word, not when Jeremy was talking to her.

"See you on the track, chum," Suzy said, sneaking an evil grin.

"Wait," said Candace. "We have no derby. It was replaced with that tattoo parlor."

"Leave that to us," said Phineas.

Perry set a package down in front of the house, then jumped into it.

A mailman took the box, loaded it into a truck, and sent it to a post office.

There, it got put on a plane, and sent to a post office across the country.

It was then put on a different plane that flew all the way back to Danville.

There, the mailman put the package in a mail slot.

Perry finally landed in his lair under the Flynn-Fletcher household.

"Nice entrance, Agent P," Monogram said. "But you do know the elevator is right there?" He pointed to an elevator at the edge of the room. "Just pointing it out. Anyway, Doofenshmirtz is up to something. I want you to get out there and put a stop to it."

Candace and Stacy walked to the Flynn-Fletcher house.

"I can't do it, Stace," said Candace. "What if we win? Would Jeremy still like me?"

"All I know for sure is boys hate to be beaten by girls," Stacy replied.

"Hey hon," Clyde called from the backyard. "Do you know where your dad keeps the glue gun?"

"Glue gun?" Candace asked, confused.

It took her a second to realize what was happening. She entered the backyard to see a large derby, one that shouldn't even fit in there.

"I knew it. I just knew you'd be up to something by now!" Candace turned to Clyde. "Et tu, Grandpa?"

"I just had one," Clyde assured, thinking Candace was talking about the donut he was eating. "There are more if you want."

"Just wait until Mom hears about this." Candace was about to call Linda.

"Heads up!" a voice called.

Candace saw a helmet flying towards her face. She just barely caught it. Betty skated to Candace and offered her a pair of skates.

"Lace them up, tight, Dearie," she said. "We've got a score to settle. Win! Win! Win!"

Perry snuck into Doof's building through the window. He jumped on the floor, making a little thud. Sadly, it wasn't quiet enough.

Doof turned around. Perry expected the usual, only to see that Doof looked sad.

"Will you cool it with the noise, Perry the Platypus?" he asked. "I have this splitting headache. I was at this evil mixer until late last night. It was crazy. Can you hang out for just one moment?"

Doof pushed a button on the wall. A cage fell on top of Perry with a loud thud.

"Oh, I need a quieter trap," Doof said to himself. "Now that you're trapped, I'll tell you my plan. I'm miserable because I can't grow facial hair. I've tried everything to grow facial hair, it's so painful, I hate people with beards, etc. Guess who they decided to build a statue of right next door? Rutherford B. Hayes, our nineteenth president. Only the president with the best facial hair of all! Look at that thing. There's nothing like a nineteenth century beard, Perry the Platypus. Anyway, that horrible statue must be destroyed as it's a constant reminder of my follicular failure!" Doof whined in pain. "Give me a minute, this hurts me more than it hurts you, literally."

Back at the stadium, Betty went over the plan. "At the final lap, we'll use The Whip to launch the weak skater…" Betty turned to Candace. "No offense, but that's you, over the finish line to victory!"

Candace remembered what Stacy said. "Boys hate to be beaten by girls."

Candace started to fantasize a reality where her team won.

"Candace, have you no mercy?" Jeremy yelled as he hugged his crying grandmother. "Come on Grandma, let's get you home!"

Jeremy carried Hildegard away.

Candace woke up from her little nightmare.

"What am I gonna do?" she asked herself. "I can't beat Jeremy's grandmother, and I can't let my grandmother lose."

Candace failed to notice that Suzy swapped her skates. She put on these new skates, having no idea what Suzy had in store.

"Hello, everyone!" Phineas greeted the audience. "And welcome to today's main event, the 'anything goes' grudge race of the century between Grandma Betty Jo and Grandma Hildegard. I'm Phineas Flynn and I'll be your announcer for the action along with our color commentator, Grandpa Clyde."

"Yellow, green, blue!" Clyde shouted.

"Excellent color, Grandpa."

"Glad to oblige."

"And now, let's rock and roller skate derby!"

Most of the racers were already at the starting line. Candace needed some time to catch up. When she got to the line, she slipped and fell.

"Remember kids, two words, road kill!" Hildegard told her kids.

"Come on, honey," Betty told Candace. "We have butt to kick."

Clyde fired a gun to start the race. He looked away in fear, but the gun just shot out a flag that said, 'BANG!'

"And, they're off!" Phineas announced.

Play "Ring of Fun"

Most of the racers sped off. Candace got up and struggled to catch up.

Betty and Hildegard were neck-and-neck with each other.

When Betty gets loose, everybody get out of the way

Round and round that ring of fun

Candace and Jeremy skated next to each other. Jeremy was just happy to be here, while Candace struggled to stay on her feet.

'Cause she's lacing her boots up at 4:00 AM today

Round and round that ring of fun

Grudge match grannies you got nothing to lose

Gray-haired lightning wearing knee pads and boots

Cruising for a bruising, and you know they got a real short fuse

Ferb got ahead for a second, only for both grandmas to skate right past him.

Suzy tried to ram into Ferb. Ferb saw this coming and jumped out of the way.

And they go round and round that ring of fun

Round and round that ring of fun

Suzy was surprised that Ferb managed to avoid her attack. However, she noticed Candace and zoomed right past her. Candace almost fell, but she managed to save herself.

Grudge match grannies gonna get things done

The grandmas zoomed past Candace and Jeremy. Candace fell into Jeremy's arms.

Going round and round that ring of fun

End "Ring of Fun"

"And we're back," Phineas said after the song ended. "Grandpa?"

"Orange, purple, chartreuse," Clyde announced.

"So, Perry the Platypus," Doof monologued. "In order to rid myself of that horrid bearded statue, I invented the…"

Doof tried to carry Perry's cage away from the window. He was too tired to do it.

"This cage is too heavy," Doof said. "Do you mind stepping out for a bit?"

Doof unlocked the cage and let Perry out.

"I've invented the Bread-inator!" Doof continued his monologue. "Not only will this machine emit a ray that will turn Mr. President into whole-grain bread, it will also release a flock of hungry magpies that will devour the doughy statue! Beard go bye-bye! Ha ha ha! Ow, my evil head."

The race was about to end. The crowd was going nuts.

Candace fell to the floor. Betty quickly helped her up.

"Come on, Candace," she said. "It's time for The Whip!"

Betty took Candace and Ferb's hands.

At the same time, Hildegard took Jeremy and Suzy's hands.

When the time was right, both Candace and Jeremy were launched ahead. They were neck-and-neck.

"I don't think so," Suzy said before pushing a button on a remote.

The button activated rockets on Candace's skates. They launched Candace backwards and into the air.

Thankfully, she bounced off a blimp. She landed right next to Jeremy.

"Wow," Jeremy said, amazed. "You gotta teach me how to skate like that."

Jeremy took Candace's hand.

Suzy pushed the button again.

Candace was sent back again. This time, she took Jeremy with her. They both flew into the air… right in Suzy's direction. They rammed Suzy, and then Ferb, sending all of them flying in the wrong direction.

"Don't think about doing anything rough this time, sister," Betty yelled at Hildegard. "Or I'll kick your fat…"

Before she could finish, they both saw their grandkids flying right towards them.

Thankfully, both of them managed to jump over. Hildegard ended up landing on Betty's shoulders. Because of this, they both crossed the finish line at the same time.

"It's a tie!" Phineas announced.

Clyde was asleep until Phineas announced the tie.

"A tie?" he reacted. "Oh, Betty Jo ain't gonna like that."

"At least I won this race," said Betty.

"You won?!" Hildegard yelled. "You're crazy! I obviously crossed the finish line first!"

"Wrong, and get off, cheater!" Betty threw Hildegard off her shoulders.

Candace approached and hugged her grandmother. "Hey Grandma, that was fun. I thought this would be lame, but I had fun."

"What about you, Hilda?" Betty asked Hildegard. "Did you have fun?"

"Yeah, I did," Hildegard admitted. "Maybe it ain't so important who won but that we had fun with the kids."

"Yeah, but just for the record, I won."

"You mean, even though you lost, it's having fun that's important."

"Who are you calling a loser, cheater?"

"Who are you calling a cheater, loser?"

"That's it. Race you to the Rutherford B. Hayes statue."

The two grandmas darted away. The crowd followed them.

Doof sighed. "Perry the Platypus, my head is killing me. This is all a wash anyway. I'll turn on the ray, you'll turn off the ray, thwarting my plan. Let's just get it over with, alright?"

Doof pulled the lever, turning on the ray.

Two men were carrying a large mirror past the statue. The ray was reflected off of the mirror.

Perry turned the ray off.

The magpies were released from their cage, and they all flew out the window.

"Good," Doof said. "I'm gonna lie down a bit. I promise I'll be more evil next time."

"Alright, we had our kicks," Candace admitted. "But Mom's still gonna flip when she sees this." She heard the sound of a car door slam. "That's her car. You're so busted!"

Right as Candace left, a beam hit the derby, turning it into a giant loaf of bread.

Candace came out with Linda.

"See, Mom? See?" she asked as she closed her eyes and gestured to where the derby should've been.

Linda gasped at the site of the giant loaf of bread.

"I thought you said it was a roller rink," she told Candace before turning to the boys. "You made a giant loaf of bread?"

"No," Phineas replied. "I have no idea how that got there."

Candace didn't expect to hear that. She opened her eyes and saw the loaf of bread.

"B-b-but," she stuttered.

That's when a swarm of magpies flew by and ate the bread.

"Well, that took care of that," Linda remarked.

That's when Lawrence came out.

"Hey, Dad," Phineas greeted. "How'd your speech go?"

"I have to say it was 'thimbly' wonderful," Lawrence replied.

That's when Phineas noticed a remote on the floor. "What does this do?"

Phineas pushed the button. It activated the rockets on Candace's skates. It sent her backwards.

That's when Jeremy showed up.

"Hey guys," he said. "Is Candace around?"

That's when Candace fell into his arms.

"Good catch, Jeremy," Ferb complimented.

Candace smiled and blushed. "He sure is."

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 10

Oil On Candace

The Flynn-Fletchers were visiting the Jefferson County Museum of Contemporary Art.

"Let's continue our tour," the tour guide said as she showed the family a painting of someone. "Over here, we have the work of the great environmental installation artist, Beppo Brown. He's famous for his monumental recreations of everyday objects."

The guide gestured to the nearby exhibits. They were exactly how the guide described them. Large recreations of normal objects.

Phineas looked around, amazed.

"Wow, this place is amazing," he remarked. He noticed a large toothbrush and floss. "Look at that giant toothbrush, and that giant dental floss. It's even been used." He then noticed a large baby near some large baby toys. "And look at that giant baby."

That's when a woman showed up and led the baby away. How she managed to make her baby that big was unknown.

Linda noticed a guy in the crowd that looked exactly like the guy in the painting.

"Hey, isn't that Beppo?" she asked.

Beppo was busy talking to some people in the crowd. "You're taking it too literally. It's the juxtaposition of the donuts and the mountains that…"

That's when a little boy approached Beppo. He was around Phineas and Ferb's age. He had messy brown hair. He wore a yellow shirt, orange shorts, and sandals.

"Hi Dad," the boy greeted.

Beppo kneeled down to the boy's eye level.

"Hi, Django," he said. "How are things going?"

"It's going great. Wanna hang out?"

"Sorry, bud, but I gotta answer a few questions and talk about my new project, but I promise I'll catch up as soon as I can. Have fun."

Django walked away sadly.

"Okay folks," said the tour guide. "Please take some time to look at Beppo's fabulous exhibit. Oh, and don't miss his newest addition, 'Donuts over the Mountain,' which can be seen from this viewing platform."

"Cool, let's check it out," Phineas said as he and Ferb headed to the observation deck.

"I'd like to see the giant mascara brush again," said Linda. "What about you, Candace?"

"Where's the giant exit sign?" Candace sighed. "I'd rather be at home with Perry."

"What do you suppose Perry does when we leave him at home?"

Perry sat on the couch eating a bag of chips. He was watching a sad romcom.

That's when Monogram hijacked the TV.

"Sorry to bother you on your day off, Agent P," he apologized.

Perry wasn't having it. After what happened the day before, he needed this break. He switched the channel back to his show.

Monogram just hijacked the TV again.

"Agent P, you gotta concentrate," he said. "It's Doofenshmirtz again. He's expecting a visit from his old evil science professor, Doctor Gevaarlijk. You must get there pronto. Those two together are a bad combination. Don't worry about your stories. We'll tape them for you."

Perry begrudgingly put on his hat and got off the couch.

Phineas and Ferb were on the observation deck observing the new exhibit.

"Wow, these exhibits are amazing," said Phineas.

"They are, aren't they?" came a voice.

The boys turned to see Django looking at a piece of paper, sadly.

"Whatcha got there?" Phineas asked.

"It's just something I made for my dad," Django replied, showing a picture of himself and his dad. "But it's nothing compared to what he makes."

Phineas looked at the picture and loved it. "Are you kidding? It's a great picture. Your dad would love this."

"But it's so small, and everything he makes is so big."

"Then why not make something bigger?"

"Where will we find a canvas big enough?"

Phineas gestured to the view. "Look out there, Django. Your father's display just happens to be right next to the Unpainted Desert. That gives me an idea. Ferb, we need some really big art supplies."

Django got his own idea. "We can use my dad's old exhibit."

Django led the boys to a room with large paint packets, paintbrushes, and more.

"He called it, 'Really Big Art Supplies,'" he explained.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

The doorbell rang a bit earlier than expected. Doof went to answer it.

"Doctor Gevaarlijk already?" he wondered. He opened the door to reveal Perry. "Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus. I don't have much time today. You see, my old evil science professor is visiting, and we've always had a strained relationship."

Doof pulled up a chair for Perry to sit on. He pushed a button on a remote to strap Perry to the chair.

"I think it's best expressed through song," Doof said. "Tell me what you think, but no pressure."

Play "Impress my Professor"

Doof grabbed a guitar and started to play.

Doof:

Back in class, Evil 101

I always had so much fun

Though the one who advised me

Openly despised me

Still, I always tried to be number one

Doof threw the guitar aside and started dancing.

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view

But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true

Now, I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement

So there's only one thing I must do

Identical blonde ladies in pink dresses stepped into the spotlight and started dancing along to the song.

I must impress my professor

Backups:

He's got to make good

Doof:

I must impress my professor

Backups:

He's misunderstood

He needs validation for his evil creation

Doof (Backups):

Like any good evil scientist would

A stage appeared out of thin air.

I… must… (He… must)

Impress my professor (Impress his professor)

To be a success

Or I will still be a flunky (Or he will still be a flunky)

A diploma-less monkey

In the eyes of this person whose opinion may worsen

If my evil invention's not great

I must impress my professor

I must impress my professor

I must impress my professor before it's too late

End "Impress my Professor"

Perry moved his arms out of the restraint to applaud, then he put them back in.

"So now you know my plan," Doof said. He then noticed the backup dancers getting ready to leave. "Can you give me a second? I gotta go settle up with the dancers."

Doof quickly wrote a check for the dancers before approaching them. Doof handed his check to one of the dancers. She left without saying a word.

Phineas, Ferb, and Django were in the Unpainted Desert.

"So this is the Unpainted Desert," Django remarked.

"Not for long," Phineas replied.

Cue montage of the trio using large paintbrushes, hoses, and water balloons to cover the desert in paint.

Once they were done painting, the three stood to admire their work. It was a larger version of Django's picture.

"Thanks, guys," Django thanked. "I think I can show it to my dad now."

"It's not finished until you sign it," said Phineas.

"You're right. We should all sign it."

After a while of waiting, the doorbell finally rang.

"My professor is here!" Doof cheered. "And now, Perry the Platypus, you will tremble before the mighty Doctor Gevaarlijk."

A small blonde woman wearing a blue skirt, and a white lab coat entered the room.

"Hello, Heinz," she greeted. "My, you've gotten big. Of course you still have that slouch."

"Doctor Gevaarlijk, it's so good to see you," said Doof.

"Oh yeah, I've come all the way from Gimmelshtump for chit-chat. So, show me what you're doing."

"I'm sure you'll be most impressed with my latest evil inventions."

Doof led Gevaarlijk into another room. He showed a very busted-looking machine.

"This is my Deflatinator," he said.

"Did it work?" asked Gevaarlijk.

"Well, not really, but…" Doof showed another machine. "Here, we have the Drillinator."

"Did anyone get hurt with that?"

"No, just me."

"Did any of these actually work?"

"Ha, not really, but I have something more impressive over there." Doof showed a blender. "My brand new Blenderinator, spelling doom for even the toughest of apples." Doof inserted some apples and turned on the blender. "Bow down, Granny Smith!"

Gevaarlijk was running out of patience. "I'm sure if I was a pomaceous fruit, I would be trembling. Where is your Phone-inator? I need to call a Cab-inator."

"Wait, let me show you this."

Doof led Gevaarlijk back to the living room.

"Meet my very own nemesis," Doof introduced.

Gevaarlijk looked at Perry. He looked like any regular old platypus. It didn't help that he removed his hat.

"How can he be your nemesis?" she asked. "He doesn't even have a hat."

Doof had a hard time recognizing Perry without his hat. He tried to deny that this was another platypus. "No, no, I made that mistake a couple times too, but that's him, I swear."

Gevaarlijk pulled out Doof's letter. "In your letter, you said he's a 'suave semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury.'"

"He is. No, you've gotta see him in action. I'll let him go." Doof removed the strap. "Come on, Perry the Platypus. Thwart my plans. Let me have it. Thwart away."

Perry did nothing. This told Gevaarlijk what she needed to know. "Heinz, he's just a platypus. They don't do much, you know."

"Wait, he's about to do something. Wait for it." Perry chattered. This was enough to convince Doof. "I guess you're right. I could've sworn that was him."

"Heinz, this is just sad."

Desperate, Doof tried one last thing. He led her to the balcony. "Come on. This will blow your socks off."

Candace looked around for the boys.

"I know the boys must be around here somewhere," she told herself. She got on the observation deck. "This is a nice view. Well, time to see what all this donut stuff is about."

Candace looked through a telescope to see the large donuts on the mountain.

"Wow, that's actually pretty cool," she admitted. She then looked over to the right. "So this must be the unpainted desert." She noticed the large painting. "Wait a minute, that doesn't look unpainted to me!" She noticed Phineas and Ferb's signatures. "Phineas and Ferb! Busted!"

She ran to find Linda.

"Mom! Mom! Mom!" she called.

Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, and Django were looking for Beppo.

"Dad! Dad! Dad!" Django called.

"Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!" Doof called, only to realize that Gevaarlijk was right there. "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to shout. To honor your visit, I will blow up the moon."

Now Gevaarlijk was intrigued. "Blow up the moon? That would mean…"

"Yes. No more stupid songs about moons."

"I do despise moon-related songs. Continue."

"It takes a lot of power, so I can only fire it once, but don't worry. I have it planned down to the last…" Doof accidentally leaned on the inator. It fired a beam and destroyed a nearby dam. Doof realized his mistake. "Whoops, no more songs about dams I guess?"

"But I love a good toe-tapping dam song."

Water from the dam flooded the area and headed towards the Unpainted Desert.

"Mom, you gotta see this!" Candace yelled.

"At least she's excited about art," Linda remarked.

"Dad, you gotta see this," Django told his dad.

Candace closed her eyes and gestured to where the painting should've been.

"I see it," said Linda. "Donuts over a mountain."

"No, the thing next to it," Candace said.

"Oh, I see. The natural beauty of the Unpainted Desert is like a work of art."

"Mom, there's nothing unnatural about…" Candace turned to the desert. Nothing was there except sand. "B-b-but."

That's when Phineas, Ferb, and Django showed up with Beppo.

"See, Dad?" Django asked.

He gestured to the desert, only to see that the painting was gone. He looked at his original painting sadly.

"Whatcha got there?" Beppo asked.

"I made this for you," Django replied. "But it's so small. It's not real art."

Beppo thought otherwise. "It's beautiful, son. You're a real artist. With your permission, there's a very special place I'd like to put this."

Beppo led Django and the boys to the giant fridge. He hung the portrait onto the fridge.

"Wow, there's no higher place of honor than a fridge," Phineas remarked.

"Especially if it's a giant fridge," Ferb added.

Doof felt really upset at himself for his failure.

"Oh, Doctor Gevaarlijk, today was supposed to be the day that I impressed you with the enormity of my evil schemes and finally earned your respect," he said.

"Oh, Heinz," Gevaarlijk assured. "Evil doesn't always have to be on a big scale. You can spread evil in the little things you do every day."

Doof almost cried. "You're right."

"But sadly you can't even do that. You're a total failure! You sicken me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Gevaarlijk out!"

Gevaarlijk left the apartment by jumping off the balcony.

"That could've gone better," Doof sighed. That's when Perry showed up. "Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus. You saw that, huh? Yes, of course. You think I'm evil, right?"

Perry made a gesture that Doof translated to 'Yes.'

"Thank you, Perry the Platypus," Doof thanked.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 11

Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together

"So you really don't know what day it is?" Linda asked.

"I told you, it's Thursday," Lawrence replied.

Phineas and Ferb tried to tone out what they were hearing. They didn't enjoy listening to their parents fighting.

"It's more than just another Thursday, Lawrence!" Linda yelled.

"Then it must be… the day I realized how cute you are when you're angry?" Lawrence guessed.

Phineas and Ferb looked at each other. Even they knew what day it was.

"I'm going to get my hair done," Linda sighed. "I'll be back at two. Maybe you can figure it out before I get home."

"I wonder what the fuss is about," Lawrence wondered.

Phineas sighed. He ran out of patience.

"June 14!" he yelled. "It's your wedding anniversary!"

Lawrence panicked. "Egads! I can fix this!"

Candace came out, having just heard the conversation.

"You seriously forgot your anniversary?" she berated. "Anniversaries are very important! Take June, for example. On the third, Jeremy spoke to me for the first time back in seventh grade. May sixth, he brushed up against me in the hall. Oh, and April third, that's the day he laughed so hard milk came out of his nose."

Phineas, Ferb, and Lawrence left the scene. They didn't have time for this.

"Hey Dad, maybe we can help," Phineas suggested as they entered the garage.

"I'm afraid not," Lawrence replied. "Unless you're both miracle workers."

"What's your budget?"

"Tell me, boys. What would you get for a special woman on her anniversary?"

Candace came in. "You're seriously asking two boys for romantic advice? That's pathetic. Don't you and Mom have any cherished memories?"

An idea sparked into Lawrence's mind. "I got just the thing in here!" Lawrence grabbed a toolbox and dug through it.

Candace was baffled. "You keep your treasured memories in a toolbox?"

Lawrence pulled out a cassette tape. "Your mother's favorite band, Love Handel. I bought us tickets to their farewell concert. We were a handsome couple back then. We were lucky to get caught in the band's flamin' hot spotlight of love. The lead singer said, 'Well, don't just stand there. Kiss her.' I'd never so much as held your mother's hand, but that night, I made my move. Truly, that was an evening I'll never forget."

"But you did forget, didn't you?" Phineas reminded.

Lawrence sighed. "And Love Handel broke up years ago. Some things can never be recaptured."

Lawrence left the room to wallow.

"That's it," said Phineas. "I know what we're going to do today. We're gonna make it the best anniversary gift ever. Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry was already in his lair awaiting instructions.

"There you are, Agent P," said Monogram. "We've learned some alarming information. Several suspicious items have been purchased by the Doofenshmirtz Corporation. They include an industrial-grade air compressor, twenty canisters of helium oxide, and four hundred pounds of fireworks. Get right on it."

Perry put on his jetpack and flew off.

Perry

The kids watched a video about Love Handel.

"For a moment, their ballad, 'Snuck Your Way Into My Heart,' snuck its way to number one and stayed there for eleven consecutive minutes," said the guy in the video. "But whatever happened to Love Handel? The band was riding high, but tastes were changing, and Love Handel found itself playing smaller and smaller venues. Pressures from a dwindling fanbase caused infighting among the band members. Lines were drawn, then lines were crossed. Eventually, the lines were erased, the piece of paper was crumpled up and thrown away, and Love Handel was no more. Years later, Love Handel's music continues to warm the hearts of an appreciative public. Bass Player Bobbi Fabulous now runs a trendy hair salon, drummer Sherman works quietly at the public library, and only lead singer Danny is still a player in the music industry."

The screen showed a sign that read, 'Danny's Music Shop.' Candace recognized it.

"I recognize that sign," she said. "It's down on main street."

"We'll get him to sing for Mom," said Phineas, putting his arm in. "Ready team?"

"Team? Oh no, I am not getting involved in one of your crazy schemes."

"Come on, Candace. For true love."

Candace sighed. She put her arm in. Ferb put his arm in.

Phineas then relayed the plan. "Candace, you keep Mom away from the house. We'll go get Danny." The three saw Lawrence reading something. "Dad, we're gonna throw a rock concert, okay?"

"Yes, just be careful," Lawrence replied.

The trio left the house and got on their bikes. They split up to carry out their parts of the plan.

That's when Candace's phone rang. She answered, knowing Stacy was calling.

"Hey, Stacy," she said. "My brothers and I are reforming Love Handel for a concert in our backyard."

"Love Handel?" Stacy reacted. "That's my mother's favorite band. Hey Mom, did you know Love Handel's reforming?"

Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self-Storage

Perry entered the storage building expecting something evil. He was shocked to see Doof handing a banner that read, 'Happy Birthday, Vanessa!' in bright blue letters.

"Perry the Platypus," Doof said once he noticed Perry. "Quick, could you hand me that staple gun over there?"

Perry noticed the staple gun in the toolbox next to him. He didn't know Doof's motive, so he gave the gun to Doof. Doof stapled the banner onto the wall.

"What do you think?" he asked. It's for Vanessa's birthday. You remember her, right?"

Perry made a face that signified he vaguely remembered her. Doof showed Perry a set of photos of Vanessa during her birthdays. She didn't look pleased in any of them.

"Well, she's my daughter," he explained. "I try to throw her a party every year. I know we usually go about our daily battle of good vs. evil, but instead, could you maybe help me set up the party for my little girl? Please?"

Perry could tell that Doof was genuinely doing something good here. He decided to go along with it.

Cue montage of the two working together to get the party ready.

First, they made the cake.

Next, they inflated a bunch of balloons.

Then, they prepared the punch.

Finally, they hung a disco ball on the ceiling.

Phineas and Ferb entered Danny's Music Shop.

They saw a man in his forties trying to teach a guy how to play guitar. After a while, the customer got frustrated and left.

"I get it!" said the employee. "Rock n Roll is too scary for you!"

"You must be Danny," said Phineas.

"Yes, yes I am. Always an honor to be recognized by fans. Aren't you a little young to be fans of Love Handel?"

"We are, but our parents aren't. Don't you think you were tough on that guy."

"Oh, he'll be back when the spirit calls him!"

"Wow, you sure are passionate about rock music."

"It's only my life. Sit down and I'll tell you a story."

Danny played his guitar and started to sing.

Play "History of Rock"

Danny:

When I was a boy, down in South Illinois

I heard a man playing blues, what a wonderful noise

He had an old guitar, but not a dollar to his name

Making music so sad, but he was happy just the same

Phineas snapped his fingers to the beat while Ferb played a harmonica.

He gave me a wink and said, son let me share the news

If you want a happy life, you gotta learn to sing the blues

The environment and everyone's outfits changed to fit a more 80s environment. Ferb started to play a drum set while Phineas played a guitar.

I asked my daddy for a guitar, oh I begged and I plead

I said I wanted to play the blues, and he just nodded his head

Daddy said when he was my age, Boogie-Woogie was the thing

Phineas:

Just take the blues, throw out your hip, and add a little swing

Danny:

Oh, music has the power that without it, he'd a-sworn

That he'd a-never met my mom and I'd a-never been born

Danny continued to play the guitar. The background changed to show multiple vibrant colors.

"What's this?" asked Phineas.

"This is Psychedelia," Danny replied, thinking Phineas was talking about his guitar solo. "It's where the guitar solo came from."

"No, I'm talking about the colors."

Danny finally noticed the background. "I have no idea."

The environment and outfits changed once again, this time to a more funky environment. Ferb played the trumpet while Phineas played the keyboard.

Ha, I kept learning all the powers my guitar had

I made it go walka-walka until it was so good it was bad

Phineas:

Just make a face and stomp that bass, you can make that rhythm bump

But this is just the blues, but in a way it'll make you shake your rump

Danny:

I can make you clap your hands, I can make you sing and dance

If you wanna shake your booty, my friend, you gotta give the funk a chance

The environment and outfits changed a fourth time to a more heavy metal background.

Metal, pound your fist in the air

Metal, bang your head full of hair

It's crunchy and it's nasty, full of bad attitude

Phineas:

Your parents will think you're crazy, your neighbors will think you're rude

Danny:

Believe it or not, it's all the blues again

You just add a little fuzz and turn your amp up to ten

Music has the power to change your life forever

Wow!

End "History of Rock"

Phineas and Ferb applauded.

"Thank you, thank you," said Danny.

"You know, our parents fell in love at one of your concerts," Phineas mentioned.

"See? Music does change lives."

"Well, how would you like to sing for our parents' wedding anniversary?"

"That'd be righteous, dude, but good luck getting the other guys."

"Who can resist the power of Rock n Roll?"

Phineas and Ferb left to find the others.

"Rock on, little dudes!" Danny said as he waved goodbye.

The angry customer from earlier came in the moment Phineas and Ferb left.

"The spirit of Rock n Roll has called to me!" he shouted.

"I knew it would," said Danny. "That would be eight hundred dollars."

Perry and Doof finished preparing the party.

"Woo, that was exhausting," Doof remarked. "Ah, I have one last surprise for our lovely guest." Doof opened a curtain to reveal multiple fireworks taped together. "This will be the grand finale of Vanessa's party, the world's largest firecracker! All we need now is a victim to be tied to the rocket so they'll explode up in the sky in a grand display! So, here's the awkward part…"

After a line break, Perry was tied onto the fireworks in a pretty bow.

"And when I say awkward, I mean for you, not so much for me," Doof finished.

Candace found her mother at the hair salon.

"I wonder what new look Bobbi has envisioned for me this time," said Linda. "You know, he was in my favorite band, Love Handel, but he doesn't want anyone to talk about it, so don't bring it up."

Candace's phone rang. She checked her phone to see it was Phineas calling.

"I gotta take this," she said as she left to get some privacy. Once she was away from Linda, she answered. "How's it going?"

"We got Danny," Phineas replied. "Now we're gonna convince Bobbi Fabulous, and if we can't, well, Ferb's got a backup plan."

"Wait, Bobbi Fabulous is Mom's hairdresser. Where are you right now?"

"We're just about to enter." Candace turned to see that Phineas and Ferb just entered. "Oh."

Candace hung up the phone and whispered to the boys. "You idiots, Mom's gonna see you and wonder what you're up to."

"Keep Mom distracted while we talk to Bobbi."

Candace turned to Linda. "Say, Mom, maybe we should get you ready for Bobbi."

Candace turned Linda's chair over so she could lean her head over a sink.

"Candace, what's going on?" Linda asked.

"Uh, you look like you need some conditioner," Candace said as she sprayed conditioner on Linda's hair. She then turned to the boys. "Hurry up!"

"Do you have an appointment?" the receptionist asked.

"No, we're here to see Bobbi, from the band Love Handel," Phineas replied.

That's when a hair comb flew by, narrowly missing Phineas.

Bobbi came in from the backroom. He stared at the boys.

"Fabiana, who are these little people?" he asked.

"I don't know, sir," the receptionist replied.

"You're a mess, and you…" He noticed the medieval armor Ferb was wearing. "Feudal Europe is so last month."

"We're trying to get Love Handel back together," said Phineas.

"Oh for heaven's sake, talk to the hand." Bobbi revealed his hand had two eyes painted on it. He moved his thumb like it was a mouth. "Secretly I'm very lonely."

"You see, the first time my dad kissed my mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it's their anniversary…"

"B to the O-R-I-N-G"

Ferb was about to initiate his backup plan. Phineas grabbed him. "Not yet."

"I just play bass in the background. Nobody even remembers me."

"Are you kidding?"

Play "Fabulous"

Phineas:

I don't need to tell you what you already know

You're the one with style, you're the whole damn show

The other guys play their instruments fine

But next to you, their looks are a crime

Candace finally got the conditioner off of Linda's hair. Linda sat up and was about to scold Candace, but Candace covered her face with a wet towel so she wouldn't see what the boys were doing.

Bobbi:

Well, they say true beauty comes from within

But you have to be comfortable with your own skin

So I exfoliate with this exotic cream

Just look at me, I look like a dream

A photographer started taking pictures of Bobbi in multiple outfits. His hair was the only thing that stayed consistent.

"You have to admit, he looks pretty good," Phineas remarked.

Phineas and Customers:

You're the one, yes you're the star

We need you back on bass guitar

You're fabulous

You're fabulous

You're the one we all can see

It's all about you

Bobbi:

It's all about me

I'm fabulous

I'm fabulous

You know, no two people are like each other

So don't be a lookalike copying another

Unless of course, you're copying me

'Cause that gives you individuality

Phineas:

Nice do, but back to the matter at hand

So what do you say, are you back in the band?

Bobbi:

Well maybe if I can find my old leather

Phineas:

Dude, we're getting the band back together

Bobbi managed to find his old leather and bass guitar. Phineas, Ferb, and some other customers started to dance.

Phineas and Customers:

You're the one who sets the bar

The Hairdo King, the Fashion Czar

You're fabulous

You're fabulous

You're the one we all can see

It's all about you

Bobbi:

It's all about me

I'm fabulous

I'm fabulous

End "Fabulous"

With that out of the way, there was just one last band member to convince. Once they were at the library entrance, Phineas called Isabella.

"Hello, Isabella?" he said once she picked up.

"Hey, Phineas, whatcha doin?" Isabella asked.

"Guess what band is getting back together."

"Love Handel?"

"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"It was the lead story on the news. Let me guess, you need a stage, right?"

"Yeah, can you help us out?"

"We're already on it."

Phineas hung up.

The boys entered the library.

"Who would have thought that a drummer from a rock n roll band would end up in a place so quiet?" Phineas remarked. He then noticed the drummer, Sherman, stamping books in a certain beat. "Hey, can it be?" Phineas and Ferb approached Sherman. "Pardon me, are you Sherman from the band, Love Handel?"

"That, my friend, was a past life," Sherman replied. "The name's Sherman. Why are you asking?"

"Because they're reforming for one night only. It's a celebration of our parents' anniversary."

"Well, that sounds charming, boys, but I haven't played the drums since the accident. I fell asleep in a metronome factory. When I awoke, I had completely lost my sense of rhythm. I've been hanging out here ever since."

Phineas listened to Sherman stamping books. It sounded like a certain beat.

Play "Ain't Got Rhythm"

Phineas:

So you're saying you don't have rhythm

But listen what you're doing right there

With that stamp and a book, you have a real nice hook

Sounds to me like you have rhythm to spare

Sherman:

I have no idea what you're talking about

I've got as much rhythm as a chair

What happened to me was a tragedy, but I don't have to be a millionaire

Ferb played a tambourine to go with the rhythm.

Look, I got a sweet deal going on here

I got all the books that I can read

All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the eighties

What more could a librarian need?

Sherman realized he was singing too loud, so he quieted down.

Besides, I ain't got rhythm

No, I ain't got rhythm

Ferb shook a cup of pencils. He got some nearby visitors to slam their books to the beat.

Said I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

Sherman left to put some books back on the shelf. He didn't realize he was doing that in a rhythmic way too. Phineas followed him.

Phineas:

You're kidding me, right, you're kidding me

Don't you see what you were doing right then?

That's a wicked groove you were starting to move

Mister, you got rhythm times ten

Sherman:

I think perhaps you're not listening

I find it tedious to repeat

It's no big crime, I just can't keep time

I'm telling you I lost the beat

I don't need my face on T-shirts

Or hit a power chord guitar

They were screaming my name, I guess it's a shame

But I don't need to be a rock star

Once Sherman was done shelving the books, he grabbed a couple of rulers and hit them against the cart like a drum.

Besides, I ain't got rhythm

No, I ain't got rhythm

Said I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

Phineas:

Sounds like rhythm to me

Sherman:

No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas:

Seems like they all agree

Sherman:

No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas:

But you're laying down some funky syncopation

Sherman:

No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas:

But you got that beat

Ferb came in with a drum set. Sherman played with it like he never stopped playing to begin with.

Sherman:

No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas noticed the visitors stomping their feet.

Phineas:

Look at them, they're stomping their feet

Sherman:

No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas:

It's time for you to rock a brand new generation

Both:

Gonna rock a brand new generation

Sherman:

Because I ain't got rhythm

End "Ain't Got Rhythm"

"Will you just join the band already?" an old lady asked, tired of the loud song.

Sherman continued to play the drums while Phineas and Ferb carried him out.

"Hey, I got rhythm!" Sherman shouted.

Candace and Linda were at the mall.

"No, that's not it," said Candace.

"I don't know why you're making me do this, Candace," said Linda, who was currently wearing a black dress. "I mean, when do I ever dress this fancy anyway?"

"So, how you ladies doing in here?" asked an employee.

"Great, but we need to keep looking," Candace replied, checking her watch.

"Well, we certainly have plenty of dresses for you to try on."

"And we have plenty of time."

"Candace," Linda groaned.

Phineas and Ferb returned home. They saw Lawrence down in the dumps.

"Great news, Daddy-O," said Phineas. "We got you covered. Hit it, Ferb."

Ferb opened the garage door. Love Handel appeared on the other side, standing in dramatic poses.

Lawrence gasped in excitement.

Vanessa made it to the storage building.

"What is it this time, Dad?" she asked once she got in.

"Surprise!" Doof shouted as he revealed the girly-themed party. "Happy Sweet Sixteenth Birthday my little Vanessa!"

Vanessa sighed and smacked her forehead. "Not again!"

Doof gave Vanessa a party hat. "Well, come on in and check the place out. I decorated it all myself. Well, mostly. Wait until you see this."

"Please stop."

"And now, without further adieu, the grand finale!"

Doof opened the curtain to reveal the fireworks, and Perry strapped onto them. Vanessa wasn't amused. "What, a big firecracker?"

"Oh no. Perry the Platypus TIED to a big firecracker. Together we will launch our nemesis into the sky!"

"You mean YOUR nemesis!"

"I took the liberty of going through your address book and inviting all your friends, including that nice fella, Johnny. He had hearts by his name. I don't know what that means."

Vanessa gasped. "You did what?! I don't want them to see this! I'm a teenager, and this is for a little girl! Don't you know me at all?!"

Love Handel put on their old costumes.

"I must admit, I never thought I'd wear this again," Danny admitted. Sherman ate a slice of cake. Danny was a little disgusted. "Was that the cake from the trash?"

"You can't waste perfectly good cake," Sherman retorted.

"Looks wasted to me," Bobbi joked, noticing Sherman's fat belly.

"Watch it Mr. Tease and Curl."

"This is exactly the kind of behavior that ruined Love Handel."

"No, it was infighting due to pressure from a dwindling fanbase."

"What are you talking about?" asked Danny.

"It was in that special," Sherman replied.

"You saw it too?" asked Bobbi. "Did I look fat?"

"That's it," Danny said. "This is ridiculous. I'm out of here."

"Wait!" Phineas shouted. "You can't go! Mom's not back! What about your fans?"

"Phineas, I admire your optimism, but besides your dad, what fans?"

That's when Danny heard cheering coming from outside. Ferb opened the garage door to see a large audience gathered as if this was a public concert.

"She doesn't like the party," Doof whined. "I can't believe I failed again. Well, at least I can watch you explode." That's when Perry used a laser on his watch to free himself. "Hey, no fair! Well, have a taste of my ray gun!"

Doof brought out a ray gun and tried to shoot Perry. Perry dodged every attack. He then grabbed the banner and swung on it, kicking Doof onto the rocket.

Doof got his hand stuck.

Linda and Candace finally made it back home.

Linda did not expect to see a large crowd gathered.

"What's going on?" she asked.

Candace just smiled.

"Happy anniversary," was all she said.

The two got out of the car to see none other than Love Handel on stage.

"Alright, boys," said Danny. "Let's blow the roof off this place," said Danny.

Doof realized the timer on the rocket was almost up.

"No, it's going to blow the roof off this place!" Doof screamed.

Sherman hit the sticks together. "One, two, three, four!"

The rocket launched out of the warehouse. Doof screamed at the top of his lungs.

Play "You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart"

"Linda!" Lawrence called.

Danny:

I should've known from how I felt when we were together

And even more when we were apart

"Is that Love Handel?" Linda asked.

You tiptoed in and you got under my skin

You snuck your way right into my heart

The crowd moved out of the way so Lawrence and Linda could see each other.

Perry and Vanessa climbed out from under the table. The entire room was a mess. It looked like something you'd see in a low-budget horror movie.

"Wow," said Vanessa.

Vanessa's friends all came in.

"Whoa, this is, like, the coolest-looking party ever," said one friend, Johnny. "Vanessa, did you do all of this yourself?"

"Actually, my dad put it all together, with some help from Perry the Platypus." Everyone turned to see Perry flying away. "Thank you, Perry the Platypus!"

Lawrence handed Linda a flower.

"Did you do all of this for me?" Linda asked.

"Well, I had a lot of help," Lawrence admitted, gesturing to their children.

Phineas started to record his parents. He had Ferb switch the screen to show Phineas' recording.

I've put up barriers to shield my emotions

A wall that you could never break apart

Isabella and the Fireside Girls lowered themselves onto the stage. They were wearing ninja costumes. They all danced along to the song.

But like a ninja of love rappelling down from above

You snuck your way right into my heart

Lawrence and Linda hugged each other. That's when a spotlight shone on them. The two looked up to see Ferb controlling the light.

"Well, don't just stand there man," Ferb told Lawrence through a megaphone. "Kiss her."

"Happy anniversary, darling," Lawrence said before kissing his wife.

The crowd went wild.

Candace hugged Phineas. For once in her life, she was proud of him.

"Come on, everyone, let me hear you!" Danny shouted.

The crowd started singing along to the song.

Na-na... na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na...

You snuck your way right into my heart!

Na-na... na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na...

"Hey, Vanessa," Johnny said, noticing the rocket. "Is that your dad on that rocket?"

"He'll be fine," Vanessa replied. "He's exploded before."

"Well, he did a good job with this party."

"Yeah, I guess he did. Thanks, Dad, you finally got one right."

"Curse you, Perry…" Doof was about to scream, before he noticed the band below. "Wait, is that Love Handel?"

That's when the fireworks exploded. Doof fell to the ground.

"GOODNIGHT TRI-STATE AREA!" Danny shouted.

End "You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart"

The crowd cheered loudly. The band decided to set up an encore.

Play "Music Makes Us Better"

Danny:

If you're feeling lost down in your soul

Linda and Lawrence danced to the song. The people around them cheered for them.

If you need a little something to make you feel whole

Phineas, Ferb, and Candace danced together.

Just remember who you were when you were in control

Just get together with your friends and play some Rock n Roll

Since Doof was here, he decided to join in on the fun.

Music makes us better, brings us together

When Vanessa and her friends learned of the Love Handel reunion concert, they decided to attend.

And it helps me get back that spirit they stole

Music makes us better, brings us together

And I owe my life to Rock n Roll

End "Music Makes Us Better"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 12

Ready for the Bettys

"We're giving away free tickets to see everyone's favorite girl rockers, The Bettys," said the announcer on the radio. Candace and Stacy squealed in excitement. "All you have to do is be the 444 and 4/4 caller…"

"I love fractions," said Candace.

"And you and your Betty buddy will get to ride with the band on the Betty bus to see the show." The two best friends squealed again. "Call now."

Candace dialed the number. "I gotta win! Clearly I'm their biggest fan!" She gestured to all the decor in her room, which was definitely not there before. "See? Even my Betty bomb box which rests on my Betty bedside table next to my Betty bed runs on Betty batteries."

"Obsession rocks," Stacy remarked.

"I know!" Candace heard the sound of the phone ringing. "Shh, it's ringing."

"Congratulations," said the announcer. "You're the winning caller."

The girls squealed once more. They then went to the closet to get changed.

"Imagine, a whole day with Crash and the band," said Candace. "And as an added bonus, a whole day of not thinking about my goofy brothers. Just me, you, and the Bettys."

Once they were done getting dressed, they heard a honk coming from outside. They looked outside to see the tour bus was already there.

The girls left the house. Their families waved goodbye.

"Bye!" said Lawrence. "Enjoy the concert!"

"Be careful!" said Linda.

"I can't believe we're about to board the Betty Bus!" said Candace.

"I bet the driver's gonna be a spaced-out rocker!" said Stacy.

The door opened to reveal that the bus driver was nothing more than an ordinary, albeit small for his age, man. He had short, blonde hair. He wore eyeglasses, a teal suit, a blue tie, and green pants.

"Hello girls," he greeted. "My name is Dennis, and I'm with the radio station." The girls heard an oink. They turned to see a pig hiding behind the seat. "That's Sir Bacon, the band's mascot. According to our focus groups, girls your age overwhelmingly find that cool."

Instead of being disgusted, the girls were chill about it.

They got on the bus and looked around. The bus looked like a complete mess, something you'd expect from a rock band.

"This place is a total pigsty," said Candace.

"WE LOVE IT!" the girls shouted in unison.

The two noticed the Bettys themselves, Crash, Tink, and Missy, sitting together and minding their own business.

"We ride a bus between shows," Crash sang before noticing Candace and Stacy. "Here come two chicks nobody knows."

"We're your biggest fans!" said Candace. "We won the contest, and now we get to hang out with you ALL DAY!"

"Just keep it down," said Crash. "We're trying to write a song."

The girls nodded. The Bettys started to play their instruments.

"This is amazing!" Stacy screamed.

The Bettys sighed. Crash got up and approached them.

"Tell me girls, would you like to be part of the music-making process and help us write a song?" she asked.

"Would we?" the girls replied.

"Right. First off, no one can write a song in this filth, so you girls can start by cleaning up the bus." Crash handed them buckets and mops. "Here you go."

Phineas and Ferb were looking at blueprints they had planned out the day before.

"What should we do today, Ferb?" asked Phineas. "An escalator to the moon, become secret agents, or clone giant hamsters?" That's when Phineas realized Perry was gone. He sighed. "I wonder where Perry goes when we can't find him."

Phineas leaned his head against the tree. He felt himself push a button.

The boys turned to see that a door on the tree opened.

"What the…?" Phineas wondered. "Secret room? Wow."

The boys entered the room. The floor opened and they both started to fall.

When they landed, the boys found themselves in a large lair. There were many scientific devices in it.

"What is this?" Phineas wondered. "A secret underground headquarters with a particle disruptor and a hovercraft. Looks like we're gonna be secret agents." He turned to Ferb. "When did you find the time to build all this, Ferb?"

Ferb had no recollection of being here before. "Actually, I…"

Before he could finish, a screen turned on to reveal a man with white hair and a white mustache. It looked like he was reading something off of a clipboard.

"Hello, Agent P," he said. "Hang on. It's here somewhere on this clipboard from which I have yet to look up."

Phineas had no idea what was going on. "Agent P, short for Phineas. Nice touch, Ferb."

"Actually…" Ferb was about to say.

"Ah, yes, here it is," said the man. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz, what a surprise, building some sort of destructo ray, end of the world, yada yada yada, I'm faxing you the coordinates."

A piece of paper printed out of the chair.

"Cool," said Phineas.

Monogram finally realized Perry wasn't the one in the lair. It was a couple of kids.

"Great googly-moogly!" he shouted. He squatted down so he wasn't in camera view. He turned to the one controlling the camera, Carl the Intern. "Carl, who are those kids?"

"Oh boy, they're Agent P's owners," said Carl. "Looks like they found one of our secret tunnels."

"Sweet!" said Phineas. "We got our mission, Agent F. To the hover jet!"

The boys got on the hover jet and flew off.

Perry just arrived in the lair to see someone flying off on the hover jet. He didn't see who it was.

"Is that the hover jet?" came Monogram's voice. "Oh no, they didn't." Monogram turned to Perry. "There you are, Agent P. Those boys are in jeopardy and not covered under our insurance plan. Stop Doofenshmirtz and protect those boys."

Perry activated the hover feature on his chair and went after his owners.

Perry

Monogram then turned to Carl. "And where are you going Mr. The-Boys-Will-Never-Find-A-Tree-Tunnel?"

Candace and Stacy finally finished cleaning the bus.

"We can't get to our song until we deal with our fan mail," said Crash. "Think you could help?"

"OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!"

"Great," Tink said as she tossed a large sack of fan mail. "You can start with this bag."

"And here's the shredder," Missy said as she brought out the shredder.

While shredding the mail, Candace noticed one letter that looked familiar. It read…

Beloved Bettys,

Your band is the biggest, baddest, most banging buncha babes from Boston to Burbank. I've barely bathed since I began blogging about your banging beats.

Your biggest Betty Band fan,

Candace.

"Hey, this is my letter," she realized. "They didn't even read it."

"Don't forget," Stacy reminded. "We're on a bus helping a band write a song."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, and you know what the best part is? I haven't even thought of my brothers all day."

Perry found Doof's new hideout. Thankfully, Phineas and Ferb weren't around.

That's when Doof came in with a grilled-cheese sandwich and a glass of orange juice.

"Nothing like a nice snack before testing the Destruct-Inator…" he said to himself.

Before he could finish, Perry jumped at him. He grabbed Doof's nose and threw him onto the floor.

Candace and Stacy finally finished shredding all 250,000 letters.

"I just thought of something," said Tink. "The outside of this bus is dirty too."

The girls strapped themselves on some cords and hung off the side of the bus.

"You know, Stacy?" said Candace. "I'm starting to think that the Bettys have just been taking advantage of us this whole time."

"What are you talking about?" asked Stacy. "They've been nothing but… look out!"

The girls almost got hit by a truck. Thankfully, they just narrowly avoided it.

Right after that, Stacy continued to speak like nothing happened. "...nice to us since we got on the bus."

Perry was using a table to block the tennis balls being launched by Doof's automatic tennis ball server. When the time was right, he ran towards the server and aimed it towards the Destruct-Inator. When the ball hit the inator, it started a countdown.

That's when Perry noticed Phineas and Ferb were almost here. He grabbed Doof and carried him into the supply closet.

"Perry the Platypus, what is going on?" Doof asked.

Perry covered Doof's mouth with a mop.

Candace and Stacy finished washing the outside of the bus.

"Great work, girls," said Crash. "You've earned a special 'surprise.' You get to scrub the toilets."

"Yay!" Stacy cheered.

By now, Candace had enough.

"We're done being your tour monkeys!" she snapped. "You've just been using us this whole trip! Is this how you treat your fans? It should be your fans that inspire you to make music. If you can't see that by now, then you can just drop me off at the next stop."

Candace walked away.

The Bettys processed what Candace said. They finally realized their mistake.

"Unfortunately, she's right," Crash admitted.

"I feel like a Betty Butthead," Tink added.

The Bettys approached Candace.

"We're sorry for treating you so badly," Missy apologized. "How can we ever make it up to you? I'll let you play my Betty Bongos."

"Or my Betty Bass Guitar," Tink suggested.

"That's it," Crash said before she started to sing. "You better bang your Betty Bongos and bring your Betty Bass Guitar and with the Betty back-beat…"

Candace rolled her eyes. "You'll go Betty-Betty far?"

"Perfect!"

That cheered Candace up.

That's when Dennis showed up.

"Hey girls, what's going on?" he asked.

"I just helped the Bettys write," Candace replied before she realized, "Wait a second. If you're here then who's driving?"

"Come on. I'll show you."

Dennis led Candace to the driver's seat to reveal the bus was on autopilot.

Phineas and Ferb entered the cave. Phineas looked around and admired the decor.

"I see you carved it out with dynamite," he remarked. "Nice. Cool, you got an automatic tennis ball server. Sweet." He turned to Ferb. "Seriously, when did you make all this?"

"For the last time, I…" Ferb was about to reply.

He was interrupted by the Destruct-Inator going off. It destroyed the nearby bridge.

Candace and Dennis screamed when they realized they were heading towards a broken bridge. To make matters worse, Dennis fainted.

Seeing no other choice, Candace got in the driver's seat and tried to hit the brakes. Nothing happened.

"There's something wrong with the Betty Brakes!" she panicked. "And I can't turn off the autopilot!"

Candace then tried pulling the emergency brake. It just broke off.

"How did you make a working Destructo Ray?" Phineas asked. The boys then noticed a bus heading towards the edge. "Wait, that's Candace's bus! Wait, that's the mission! We gotta save Candace!"

The boys got back on the hover jet. They flew after the bus.

With the boys gone, Perry quickly pushed the Destructo Ray off the edge.

"Curse you Perry the…" Doof was about to say.

That's when the tennis ball launcher launched a mop into his mouth.

Perry then noticed the bus heading towards the edge. He got on his hover-chair and flew after it.

The bus fell off the edge. Phineas and Ferb tried to use the jet's magnet ray to save them. It was too heavy.

Thankfully, Perry got under the bus and used some claws on the hover-chair to pull it up.

Together, the three got the bus back on the road.

"We did it, Candace is safe!" said Phineas. "Agent F, let's head home."

The boys flew home.

"Way to go, Candace!" Crash cheered as she and the Bettys hugged Candace. "Now we're your biggest fans! How can we ever return the favor?"

"You can always come to my house and clean up my room," Candace replied jokingly.

All four laughed.

"How about you sing with us on stage instead?" Crash suggested.

Candace gasped in excitement. "It's a deal!"

Stacy finally returned from cleaning up the bathroom.

"What did I miss?" she asked.

"I can't wait to go home and tell Mom about our secret spy adventure," said Phineas. That's when the hover jet froze. "Hey, what's going on? It's like we're stuck in a tractor beam?"

Neither of the boys noticed that Perry did catch them in a tractor beam. He tipped them over. They fell in a pool.

Agent P

That pool happened to be Isabella's. She was relaxing next to the pool enjoying the summer sun when the boys ruined it for her.

"Hey guys, whatcha doin?" she asked.

"That, my friend, is classified information," Phineas replied, imitating James Bond.

"No, seriously. What are you doing?"

Linda was busy baking a pie.

"What a great day," she said to herself. "Not one phone call from Candace with some crazy unbelievable story…"

That's when Phineas and Ferb came in, soaking wet.

"Mom, guess what Ferb did!" said Phineas. "He made a secret tunnel and a spy headquarters and a villain's lair and a hover jet shaped like Perry! Tell her, Ferb."

"Actually…" Ferb was about to say.

"Hold on, why are you two soaking wet?" asked Linda.

By this point, Ferb had enough. He stormed off to his room. "I give up!"

"We fell in Isabella's pool," Phineas replied.

"Now THAT I believe," said Linda. That's when Perry showed up. "Oh, hi Perry. I wonder how Candace is doing."

That night, the Bettys were beginning their concert.

"We'd like to bring a very special person to the stage!" Crash announced. "She's not only our best fan, but she also saved our lives! Ladies and gentlemen, Candace and her best friend, Stacy!"

Play "Ready for the Bettys"

Crash:

You gotta bang your Betty Bongos

And bring your Betty Bass Guitar

And with the Betty back-beat

You'll go Betty-Betty far

So drop your boring baggage

And come with Missy, Tink, and Crash

There's a Betty Betty Bandwagon

Going to a Betty Bash

Get ready for the Bettys

Ready for the Bettys

Get ready for the Bettys

Ready for the Bettys

Get ready for the Bettys

Ready for the Bettys

It's the best thing you can do

Get ready for the Bettys

'Cause the Bettys are ready for you

"What do you think your brothers are doing right now?" Stacy asked Candace.

"Who cares?" Candace replied.

End "Ready for the Bettys"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 13

I Scream, You Scream

"Okay Isabella, say 'Ah,'" Doctor Hirano ordered.

"Ah," Isabella said as she opened her mouth.

"Good. The swelling has gone down dramatically. I'll be back to check on you soon."

Phineas and Ferb entered the hospital room.

"So, whatcha doin?" Phineas asked.

"Just recovering," Isabella replied. "But I finally got my tonsillectomy patch."

"We just came by to cheer you up and see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event."

"Sorry. My throat still hurts like crazy."

"That's okay." Phineas turned to the other boys in the room, Buford, Baljeet, and Django. "Sorry boys. We gotta postpone the Trojan War reenactment."

The boys walked out of the room sadly.

Phineas turned back to Isabella. "You know, a cool perk to having your tonsils removed is that you get to eat all the ice cream you want."

"Really?"

"Mountains of it. We could have the biggest ice cream sundae ever made. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We just need to draw some plans. Wait, no time for that. You go to Blueprint Heaven, I'll meet the delivery guy." Ferb left to get the blueprints while Phineas made a call. "Hello, Blowtorch City? Yeah, I'll hold." Phineas turned to Isabella. "When are they letting you out?"

"This afternoon," Isabella replied.

"Perfect. We should have just enough time."

Doofenshmirtz's Ex-Wife's House in the Hills Somewhere

"I'm going out, Vanessa," said Doofenshmirtz's ex-wife, Charlene. "Remember, you're at your Dad's this weekend."

"Great, a whole forty-eight hours of evil," Vanessa sarcastically remarked.

"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, your father isn't evil. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things."

"Was one of those things 'to be evil?'"

"He's not evil. No one's evil."

"Yes, Mom, he is! He has evil schemes, and there's this secret agent that always bursts in, and…"

"I think you're being overdramatic."

"Mom, I'm not! Dad builds evil contraptions every day! Let me check on something!" Vanessa dialed the number. The ringtone went, 'Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.' "Yep, he even has his own evil jingle on his answering machine! Listen!"

Vanessa gave Charlene the phone.

"Oh, hello, Heinz," said Charlene.

Vanessa frustratedly snatched the phone. "Dad, why did you pick up? You always let the machine get it."

"I heard it ring the first time, and I was standing right by the phone," Doof replied. "By the way, could you pick up some blueprints for me on the way over? Thanks, hon."

Vanessa hung up the phone, angrily. "Now he wants me to pick up some evil blueprints for his latest evil contraption." She then got excited. "And once he's finished, I'll have proof! I'll call you so you can see for yourself."

At Blueprint Heaven, Ferb was talking to the woman at the register.

"So you need plans to build a giant ice cream sundae-maker?" she asked. "I'm not sure we sell blueprints for that anymore."

Ferb just blinked, but the woman could tell what he was trying to say.

"Whoa, no need to get angry. I'll check the back." The worker checked the shelf until she found a particular blueprint. "I got a yogurt machine. How's that sound?"

Ferb blinked again.

"Yeah, I don't care for yogurt either. I'll keep looking." After a while, she found what she was looking for. "You're in luck. I found one." She noticed another customer. "Now, what do you need, sweetie?"

"I'm here to pick up an order for Doofenshmirtz," the girl replied.

"Oh yes, your daddy just called." The worker went to get the blueprints.

The girl noticed Ferb just staring at her. He grinned a tiny bit.

"Hey, how's it going?" the girl asked.

Ferb didn't say a word.

"You're not gonna believe this, Stacy," Candace said on the phone. "But when I turned around, Jeremy was standing right behind me. Well, actually he was sitting a couple blocks away, but he was right there." That's when Candace noticed a truck pulling into the backyard. "Stace, I'm gonna have to call you back."

"And that's the last of it," the delivery guy said as he handed Phineas some paperwork. "Just sign here and… say aren't you a little…"

"Young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?" Phineas interrupted, tired of being asked the same question every day. "Yes, yes I am. I get that a lot."

"Phineas, remember that I'm in charge," Candace said as she came out.

"Isn't that for when a satellite crashes…"

"No! When Mom's at her cooking class, I'm in charge! Now what are you up to?"

"I'd tell you, but then it'd be a surprise. Wait, have you seen Perry?"

Perry was just sleeping elsewhere in the backyard, minding his own business.

Then the floor under him launched him into the air.

Perry woke up and landed on his hovercraft. His hat landed on his head.

"Sorry to wake you, Agent P," Monogram said on the miniscreen. "Looks like Doofenshmirtz is getting sloppy. He sent his daughter right into our sting operation and purchased blueprints for a Space Laser-Inator. We intended to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error…"

He turned towards Carl, who was wearing a woman disguise.

"My bad," he apologized.

"The plans he received were terrifyingly real. You better step on it, Agent P, before it's too late."

Perry saluted before flying off.

Perry

"Could you give me a hand unpacking this?" Phineas asked Candace.

"I'm not gonna help you," Candace replied. "As soon as I figure out what you're up to, I'm calling Mom!"

Phineas sighed. "Okay, tell her I said hi."

"Bonjour, classe," said Chef Guilbaud. "Today, we're making crepes Guilbaud."

Linda's phone rang. She answered.

"Candace, is everything alright?" she asked. "Well, if you don't know what he's doing, then how do you know it's a problem?"

"Is there something you'd like to share with the whole class?" asked Guilbaud.

"Sorry, sir," Linda apologized before going back to Candace. "Candace, I'll talk to you later, okay?"

She then hung up.

Candace groaned before turning to Phineas. "I'm keeping my eye on you."

Phineas shrugged it off before turning to Ferb, who just arrived.

"You got the blueprints?" he asked. Ferb nodded. "Excellent. Isabella's gonna love it."

Perry arrived at Doofenshmirtz's door and kicked it open.

"Perry the Platypus, you're early," said Doof. "I haven't even started yet. My daughter should be here any minute with the blueprints, though." That's when Vanessa came in. "Oh, there she is. Good morning, Vanessa. You remember Perry the Platypus."

"Yeah, hi," Vanessa barely acknowledged before walking off.

"Why don't you sit in my waiting area?" said Doof, pointing at the area decorated like the waiting room of a pediatric clinic. "Read some magazines? Sorry they're in Spanish. I steal them from my neighbor. You know, evil never rests."

Perry sat in the waiting area and started reading the magazines. Thankfully, he understood Spanish enough to find them entertaining.

"So, Dad, this plan is evil, right?" Vanessa asked.

"Yes, yes it is," Doof replied. "Nice to see you taking interest in my business."

"That's all I need to know." Vanessa called Charlene.

Charlene arrived at her cooking class.

"I'm in class, Vanessa," she told Vanessa on the phone. "I have to go now. Yes, I'll leave my phone on." Charlene hung up and turned to Linda. "What are we making this week?"

"I think it's crepes," Linda replied. "But you know, I can't understand his accent."

Play "Busted"

Vanessa took notes as she watched Doof start building his inator.

Vanessa:

I can see the things you're doing

And you think that I'm naive

But when I get the goods on you

She'll finally believe

Candace watched as Phineas and Ferb were building their contraption.

Candace:

She says it's all just drama

But every bubble's gotta pop

She'll see just whatcha doin

And then it's finally gonna have to stop

Candace and Vanessa started dancing and singing together.

Both:

Don't think you're gonna win this time

Cause you better believe I'll drop a dime on you

I'll getcha

I'll getcha

And when I do you're gonna be busted (BUSTED)

Candace:

I don't wanna put the hurt on you

But you better believe me

Both:

When I tell you

That I finally got the dirt on you

You're busted (BUSTED)

Vanessa:

Yeah she's finally gonna see the light

Both:

This is how it's gonna be

When she finds out that I was always right

You're BUSTED

The two put on cop hats and grabbed some batons.

There's a new cop on the beat

And I'm bringing down the heat

My eyes are wide to all your lies cause you're not that discreet

And I don't care what you heard

Cause there's one six-letter word

Vanessa:

It's gonna set me free

Candace:

It's gonna set me free

Starts with a B

Vanessa:

Starts with a B

Both:

It goes

B-U-S-T-E-D

You are busted (BUSTED)

I don't wanna put the hurt on you

But you better believe me

When I tell you

That i finally got the dirt on you

You're busted (BUSTED)

Yeah she's finally gonna see the light

This is how it's gonna be

When she finds out that I was always right

You're BUSTED

End "Busted"

"Oh, Perry the Platypus, it's finally ready!" Doof called before pushing a button. Perry's chair flipped over and trapped him in a cage. "Too bad all you can do is watch as I prepare to launch my Space Laser-Inator!"

Vanessa looked at the inator with excitement. "Wow, I bet that thing is really evil, huh?"

"Vanessa, take a look out that window and tell me what you see."

Vanessa looked out the window to see nothing but a view-blocking billboard. "Nothing."

"Exactly. Ever since that stupid billboard went up, my panoramic view has been completely ruined. I used to have this perfect vantage point for enjoying the delicious misery of others, but after I launch this baby into orbit, my problem will be solved, and I can eliminate all the other annoyances that make my skin crawl, like nature, beauty, and morning talk show hosts. Soon, there will be nothing that can withstand the wrath of Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!"

Vanessa was dumbfounded by that statement. "Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?"

Doof showed his doctorate. "They don't just give these out to anybody, you know."

Vanessa looked at the price tag. "Anybody with ten bucks, they do."

"That's enough looking. I'd love to continue debating, but I have some pressing business to take care of, like remaking the Tri-State Area in my own twisted image."

Vanessa smiled with glee. "Oh my god, this is worse than I thought! Dad, you are so busted!"

Charlene was carefully pouring the batter onto the crepe-maker. Her phone rang, causing her to drop it.

"Oh for pete sake," she said as she answered the phone. "Vanessa!"

At the same time, Linda's phone rang. She quickly answered. "Candace, this better be important!"

"He's what?"

"Honey, are you sure you're not exaggerating just a little bit?"

"It's not that I don't believe you."

"It's just, every time I race home, I find nothing."

"Yes, I'll be right over."

"I'm on my way." Linda hung up before turning to Charlene. "Teenagers."

"Tell me about it."

The two mothers left the classroom, leaving the crepe-maker to catch on fire.

"Now to launch my creation of terror!" Doof shouted as he pushed the button on the remote.

The inator shook for a bit, then created a bowl that trapped Doof, then covered him in ice cream and chocolate chips, with a cherry on top to add insult to injury.

Doof was confused. "This can't be right."

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb had just finished building their contraption.

"Get ready for a giant sundae!" Phineas shouted as he pushed the button. The contraption launched into space. "This can't be right. Let me see those blueprints." Phineas looked at the blueprints. "Oh, these were the plans for a Space Laser-Inator. I was wondering what that thing was for." Phineas gestured to the cannon-looking thing. "That must be the laser. It's a good thing we didn't attach it, huh?"

"Mom, hurry!" Candace shouted as Linda came out.

"Hi boys," Linda greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"We're just about to make Isabella a nice handmade sundae," Phineas replied.

"Ah, so sweet. Come to the kitchen. I'll help with it."

The elevator finally finished ascending. Vanessa hurried to the apartment.

"Mom, hurry!" she shouted.

She and Charlene entered the apartment.

"See, evil!" said Vanessa.

"Not evil," Charlene replied, confused at the site. "A bit much, perhaps. Heinz, what's all this? You said you were lactose intolerant."

"I am!" Doof defended.

Charlene noticed the remote and pressed it out of curiosity. That got Doof covered in even more ice cream.

"I'm paying you way too much alimony," she remarked. She then noticed Perry in the cage. "And what's this? That's no way to treat your pet."

"Mom, that's a secret agent!" Vanessa yelled. "See the hat?"

Charlene noticed the hat, but that wasn't enough to convince her. "You think forcing him to wear a hat will make me think he's a secret agent? He's just a little platypus. They don't do much."

Phineas and Ferb went to Isabella's house with a regular-sized sundae.

"Wow, this is amazing," Isabella said. "I was afraid you were gonna go overboard and build a giant sundae contraption or something."

Phineas blushed. "We were gonna do that, but we accidentally built a space laser instead. Ferb, you're usually so focused. How did you get those plans confused?"

Ferb thought back to when he was at Blueprint Heaven. The moment he laid eyes on that beautiful girl, he couldn't concentrate. He felt warm inside when she asked him, "Hey, how's it going?"

"Ferb!" Phineas snapped Ferb out of his daydream. "What happened back there?"

"I was weak," was all Ferb said.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 14

The Flying Fishmonger

"That, ladies and gents, is how I defeated the wild tigers in the Amazon," said Grandpa Reggie.

"Awesome story, Granda Reg," said Phineas.

"Well, I'm sure you're going to hear plenty more fantastical stories during Gran and Gramps visit," said Lawrence.

"You know, I was thinking we could all head to the mall," Linda suggested.

"What a splendid idea," said Grandma Winifred. "I'd love to treat Candace to some new clothes."

Candace gasped excitedly. "I'll be in the…" She dashed away at the last part, leaving nothing but a dusty image of herself that quickly faded. "Car."

"Hey Mom, can we stay home and hear more of Grandpa's cool stories?" Phineas asked.

"Sounds good to me," Linda replied. "See you boys later."

Linda, Lawrence, Candace, and Winifred left.

"My boy, what's this behind your ear?" Reggie asked. He pulled out a scrapbook, impressing both boys. "It's me scrapbook."

"How'd you do that?" asked Phineas.

"It's just a little bit of 'How's your father.' I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of daring-do."

Phineas didn't understand a word. "Translate?"

"He did a bunch of cool stuff when he was younger," Ferb explained.

Reggie opened the scrapbook and showed some photos of his younger self. "Here I am as a young lad. I made my living work at the family Fish and Chips shop, but I was destined for bigger things. I was known as the Great Flying Fishmonger."

He turned the page to reveal a picture of him riding on a motorcycle, launching himself off a ramp, and flying over a group of women drinking tea.

"Here's my first jump over my dear Mum's tea society." He showed other pictures of other stunts he pulled. "Me jumping a whale, a ton of crumpets, the Queen Mum, but there was one jump that haunts me to this day, McGregor's Gorge of Doom. People turned out by the thousands to witness me and my trusty motorbike, the Holy Mackerel, make our biggest jump yet. The event was so massive, I hired a local band to write me a theme song, though it wasn't exactly a toe-tapper. Then all of a sudden, it started to rain. I had to postpone my great feat. A second go at it weeks later had the same results, and yet another attempt, nothing but blasted rain again. Over the years, my eyesight went, and with Lumbago, Sciatica, Bursitis, and Trick Knee, jumping McGregor's Gorge is an intention lost to the past."

"Wow," said Phineas. "So whatever happened to the Holy Mackerel?"

"She's right over there," Reggie replied, pointing at the motorcycle. "Although I see your mother turned her into a lamp."

Phineas smiled. "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

Meanwhile, Candace and the others made it to the mall.

"Grandma, you're gonna love this!" Candace shouted in excitement. "I'll show you my favorite store…"

She stopped talking. Her busting senses were tingling.

She got on her phone and called Stacy. "Stacy, I have a feeling that ground was just broken in my backyard. I need you to get over there and tell me what's going on."

Phineas was breaking ground in his own backyard to create a replica of McGregor's Gorge, using his grandpa's photo for reference.

"According to this, we are on track," he said.

"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?" came Isabella.

"Hey Isabella. We're helping Grandpa Reg fulfill his crushed dreams."

"Where's Ferb?"

"He's in the garage restoring the Mackerel."

"Cool. Well, I brought this cute little toy over for Perry." Isabella showed the cute squeaky toy. "Where is he?"

"I don't know."

Perry was in his lair awaiting instructions from Monogram. He wasn't on screen. Carl eventually appeared.

"Hey, Agent P," he said. "Monogram's thrown his back out…"

"I'm on the floor, Agent P," came Monogram's voice as he raised his hand.

"So I'll be giving you your assignment." Carl grabbed a piece of paper.

"Do a closeup."

Carl pushed a button, causing the screen to zoom close to his face. Too close. "Doofenshmirtz has been purchasing some suspicious items, bags of sand, an extra long shoelace, we know he's up to no good. Go get him, Agent P."

Perry left to accomplish his mission.

Perry

Carl turned to Monogram. "How was that?"

"Just give me my pills, Carl," said Monogram.

"What's all the kerfuffle, lads?" Reggie asked as he was being led out.

"You can open your eyes, now," said Phineas.

Reggie opened his eyes. He couldn't believe them. "Blimey! It's McGregor's Gorge and the Holy Mackerel! Ferb, you restored my private joy, but I can't operate a motorbike in my condition."

"No problem," said Phineas. "Ferb's tricked out the entire bike. Lumbar support, padded seating, ergonomic controls, and the best part, sidecars. As much as we want to help you fulfill your dream, we also really want to jump a gorge."

"Then you'll come with me. The Flying Fishmongers shall jump again!"

"Oh my dear, you look like a queen," Winifred cheered as she admired Candace in a blue dress.

"Can we get out of here now before someone I know sees me?" Candace asked.

"Candace?" asked a familiar voice. Candace turned to see Jeremy right there. "I almost didn't recognize you. I gotta meet my mom in the food court, so I'll see you later."

Candace waved goodbye. That's when her phone rang. It was Stacy. She gave her exciting news.

"Mom, Stacy just told me the boys built a huge gorge in the backyard!" she told Linda.

"That hat might be a bit too tight," Linda remarked.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry tried to sneak into the building through the backdoor. That plan failed when Doof peaked out.

"Just come in," he said as he led Perry in. "Into my trap!"

Perry didn't notice the trap until too late.

"Sticky flypaper!" Doof laughed. "Quick story? Back in Drusselstein in the days of my youth, there was a bully named Boris who always wore big black boots. They called him Big Black Boots Boris the Bully. He always kicked sand in my face. When I was in the sandbox, sand. My first date, sand. Balancing my checkbook, sand! The beach, oddly enough, nothing, but I couldn't relax because I kept waiting for it. Now, he will be the one doing the waiting. Behold…"

Doof pushed a button, causing the roof to open and unleash a giant flying boot and bucket.

"The Now-Who's-Blinded-By-Sand-Inator, or the Who's-Crying-Now-Inator, something with the inator suffix!" he showcased. "Either way, it's a giant sand-kicking machine. You see, Perry the Platypus, Boris has moved to the Tri-State Area so now I'm gonna cover his entire house in sand!"

Doof laughed as he directed the inator towards Boris' house.

Baljeet was in the middle of downtown wearing a fish costume.

"Come see the Flying Fishmongers jump McGregor's Gorge!" he said as he passed fliers to passing bystanders. "Tell your friends!"

That's when Buford showed up.

"Do you know how dumb you look?" he asked.

"I thought it would be a good way to get more attention," Baljeet replied.

That's when a nearby girl approached Baljeet. "I like your outfit, it's so cute."

Buford was completely dumbfounded.

A moment later, Buford was wearing a similar fish suit handing fliers right next to Baljeet.

"Gorge jump!" they said together. "Fishmongers fly again!"

Candace and the others were walking downtown. They walked past a TV repair shop.

"Come see the Flying Fishmonger jump the gorge live," an announcer on the window screen said.

Candace turned to see the gorge mentioned. She recognized the place as her backyard.

"That's our yard!" she gasped. "Mom, I need you to see this!"

Candace grabbed Linda and carried her to the screen.

"Sponsored by Gorgeous Cream Pore Paste," said the announcer.

"Honey, your pores aren't that big," Linda assured.

"And now, what you've all come to see," Phineas announced. "The Flying Fishmongers!" The crowd cheered. "And here to play the Fishmonger's Anthem are Isabella and the Fireside Girls! Hit it!"

"He's a fishmonger, and he flies," the girls sang.

Suddenly, it started to rain. All hope was lost.

"Well, me boy, looks like I'll never get to fulfill my dream," said Reggie.

"Guys, you can stop now," Phineas told the girls. The singing stopped, and so did the rain. "Wait, start again." The girls started singing again, and the rain came back. Phineas realized what the problem was. "Grandpa, the song is so dreary, it causes it to rain. Hey, Isabella, crank it up a notch!"

"Okey-dokey," said Isabella. "Are you ready girls?"

Play "The Flying Fishmonger"

Fireside Girls:

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

Holy, Holy Mackerel

The rain faded away.

Phineas:

He's bald on top, he's got an artificial hip

He's gonna take a hop, he's gonna take a trip

He's weak in the knees and he can't find his keys

But put your hands together 'cause he's here to please

He's a flying fishmonger

He's a flying fishmonger

He's a flying fishmonger with nerves of steel

He's got an old blender motor and a pair of wheels

End "The Flying Fishmonger"

Phineas, Ferb, and Reggie got on the motorcycle. Reggie started the engine. They rode down the ramp and leapt into the air.

Then the cycle started plummeting straight down.

"Maybe we should've let it rain," said Reggie.

"Don't worry, we have a backup plan," said Phineas. "Ferb?"

Ferb pulled a lever. A pair of wings appeared and they started flying back up. Suddenly, one of the wings hit a branch and broke off.

They flew far away from the house. They landed on the roof of a train.

They managed to get off the train before they could hit the low tunnel.

They started plummeting into the river. Ferb used the other wing to make a small boat.

They reached shore and launched higher into the air.

They landed safely back in the backyard.

"Good show, me boy!" Reggie cheered.

Doof reached Boris' house.

"Time to kick a little sand," Doof said. "Don't you think, Perry the Platypus?"

Perry realized right in that moment that he was wearing shoes that looked just like his back feet. He quickly took them off.

"What?" Doof said, paying more attention to the socks. "Tube socks? What is this, 1974? Well, it's too late now."

Doof pushed the button on the remote. Perry jumped onto him.

"Thank you, lads, for helping this old codger fulfill his dream," Reggie thanked.

"Ha, you guys are so busted!" Candace said as she entered the backyard and saw the large gap. "This is better than I thought! There's no way you're gonna get out of this one!"

"Cut it out, Perry the Platypus!" Doof yelled as he kept the remote out of Perry's reach.

Perry managed to smack the remote out of Doof's hands. It just fell out of the vehicle onto the ground below.

That's when the boot kicked the sand-bucket. The wind just blew the sand back towards Doof.

"Ah come on!" he whined.

The boot broke off of the machine. It hit nearby dirt trucks, causing the chasm in the backyard to fill up with dirt.

Perry used his hang glider to fly off while Doof's ship crashed.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted.

Agent P

"I must say, I love the new anthem," Reggie said. "But I do miss the old one. Couldn't I hear it one last time?"

"You got it, Grandpa," Phineas replied as he and the rest grabbed some umbrellas. "Hit it, girls!"

The girls sang the old anthem one last time as they walked out of the backyard. It started to rain once more. The water allowed the lost grass in the yard to regrow.

"These two have really done it this time!" Candace said as she led Linda into the backyard. "Look what they did to the backyard!"

"Wow, you made the lawn look great!" said Linda, leaving Candace confused. "It's weeded and watered, well done. What else did you do today?"

"Well, these two roister-doisters wheeled out me old iron, built a cracking match of McGregor's gorge, and helped this daft ol' git have one last knees-up."

Phineas was confused, so he turned to Ferb for a translation.

"I have absolutely no idea," was all Ferb said.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 15

Mom's Birthday

Phineas woke up to the sound of singing.

"Ferb, do you hear that?" he asked, causing Ferb to bolt awake. "It sounds like… Candace singing, early in the morning."

The boys followed the sound to the music room. They saw Candace playing the bass.

"Mom, it's your birthday," she sang.

"It's Mom's birthday!" Phineas realized. "How can we forget? Where have all the days gone?"

Flashback

When they were on the rollercoaster, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were surfing in the backyard beach, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were carving Candace's head on Mount Rushmore, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were performing on stage, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were being chased by a T-rex, Phineas asked Ferb, "Is there something I'm supposed to remember?"

End of Flashback

"We should do something nice for Mom," said Phineas. "With Dad being out of town for business, and all." An idea popped into his head. "I have an idea."

Later, Candace entered Linda's room with a tray of eggs and bacon.

"Mom," she called. "Let me be the first to say…"

Then Phineas and Ferb swung the door open and crushed Candace.

"Happy birthday, Mom!" Phineas said. "We brought you some periodicals, and coffee just the way you like it, half-caff double-frappe mocha choco-latte mezho-expresso."

"Wow, you really outdid yourselves," Linda remarked.

"Au contraire, mon mère. I declare it's our mission to give you the best birthday ever, so relax, enjoy some reading, and no peeking until we come get you."

The boys left the room.

"Those boys are too much," Linda said to herself. "Mmm, I smell eggs and bacon."

She didn't notice Candace against the wall with eggs and bacon on her face.

Downstairs, Ferb was preparing breakfast while Phineas was making calls and emptying his piggybank.

"Thank you Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro," he said. "We appreciate you helping us out."

Phineas heard his vibrator go off.

He pushed a button to answer the new call. "Talk to me. Buford, my man."

The piggybank got plugged.

He turned to Ferb and whispered, "Needs roughage."

Ferb gave Phineas a few dollars. He inserted them to get the coins out.

He then went back to his call. "Thanks, Buford. Glad we can count on you."

Candace cleared her throat, getting the boys' attention.

"Hey Candace," Phineas greeted. "Wanna help Ferb man the omelet station."

"No, I'm doing my own thing," Candace replied.

"What is it?"

"It's a secret."

Candace walked away.

"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas wondered.

Perry spun a picture of himself to open an entryway.

He entered his lair. Monogram was already waiting for him.

"Morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "17 minutes ago, our spy satellites located Doofenshmirtz. He's hiding in his mountaintop castle laboratory where he's purchased some suspicious items over the internet including a giant metal sphere and two animatronic wax bots. Those things give me the creeps, the way they're all robotic and waxy."

Perry converted his chair into a jetpack and flew off.

Perry

Candace was busy working on something.

"The boys may have won breakfast, but wait until Mom sees this homemade birthday card," she said to herself.

"Alright, Mom, almost there," Phineas said as he and Ferb led a blindfolded Linda to the living room. "Okay, you can look."

Linda removed the blindfold. Isabella, the Fireside Girls, Buford, Baljeet, Django, and their families were all gathered.

"Happy birthday!" they said together.

"What a beautiful breakfast," said Linda.

"Made with love," said Phineas.

"And sweat," Buford added.

"And by that, you mean hard work?" Linda asked.

"Uh, sure."

Candace showed up with the birthday card.

"Mom, this might not be a fantastic breakfast, but…" Candace was about to say.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mom's birthday card!" Phineas interrupted as he and Ferb showed a big card.

Maybe big, but it's boring, Candace thought to herself.

The boys opened the card to reveal it was very detailed, with multiple different pop-ups and sound-effects.

"I can't believe you made this yourselves," said Linda.

Candace's eye twitched. She tore up her card and ate it up.

"Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer," Doof said as he dusted up a DVD case. "The feel-good movie of the year, and soon it will be gone!"

Perry leaped into the castle through a window.

"Oh no, it's Perry the Platypus!" Doof said in fake shock. "I fooled you, I'm not really scared!" Perry was genuinely shocked, but he kept his straight face. "I have a new security system!"

Doof pushed a button, opening a door to reveal wax robots of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. They surrounded Perry and grabbed him by the arms and legs.

"Do you like them?" he said. "I got them very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt. I love it when dreams fail. As you know, I've been trying to take over the Tri-State Area for quite some time now, and I realized, this Tri-State Area is filled with things I detest." He gestured to a display of all those things. "Like blinking traffic arrows, ear hair, pelicans, musical instruments that start with B, you get the idea. It's a long list, I've been working on it for a while. Anyway, I realized I should build something that would make all those awful things disappear."

The animatronics carried Perry to the window, revealing Doof's new inator.

"Behold, Perry the Platypus, Shrink-spheria," Doof showcased. "I was going to call it the Shrinkinator, but I've done that whole 'inator' thing before. It's been done to death. Let me show you how it works." Doof went to the nearby computer. He typed in 'Pelican.' The pelican on display started to shrink. "And Shrinkspheria hones in on its molecular structure and then turns all the particles into sparticles, thereby shrinking it into a teeny-tiny spec so small I never have to see it again. So goodbye to you, Perry the Platypus. Enjoy your presidential suite."

Doof left the room, laughing maniacally.

Perry struggled to free himself, to no avail. He was genuinely surprised that Doof was able to come out of a trap that he'd actually have trouble freeing himself from.

"Glad you liked the card, Mom," said Phineas.

"It's a simple postmodern fusion of origami and pop-up," Ferb explained.

"Yeah, and just wait until you see your present. Stay right there."

The boys went to get the present.

"I hope the boys don't go overboard," said Linda. "All I'd really like is that dress from that cute little sundress shop."

"You mean the one with the polka-dots?" Candace asked.

Candace got on her bike and biked to the sundress shop.

"Cute little sundress, cute little sundress," she reminded herself over and over.

"Perry the Platypus, say goodbye to blinking detour signs, forever!" Doof shouted as he pushed the button. The nearby sign shrunk. "Yes, I'm an evil genius! Now I need to wait four minutes for it to recharge, which isn't so bad. I think I'll go for ear hair next."

Perry noticed a nearby candle chandelier and the rope holding it up. He was able to get a dart under his hat into his mouth. He blew the dart towards the rope.

The rope broke and the chandelier came down. The heat from the candles melted the animatronics.

Candace was biking home with the sundress.

Unbeknownst to her, a truck carrying live moths was driving somewhere, when a blinking traffic sign shrunk. The truck went straight ahead and fell into a chasm. The moths flew out of the truck and found the sundress.

Doof tried to shrink the ear hair. Nothing happened.

Doof turned and noticed Perry messing with the antenna. Doof tried to intervene, but Perry jumped and kicked him in the face.

Candace returned to the house to see Isabella showing off a yellow sundress on a stage clearly built by Phineas and Ferb.

Candace was shocked at first, but she brushed it off. "Well, they have the wrong sundress. It's okay, but I have this."

Candace showed off the dress, only to see moths in its place. She ran into the house before the moths could eat her clothes too.

"Candace, where'd you go?" Linda asked, having just heard her screaming.

Doof fell back onto the platform. He accidentally pushed one of the buttons. He looked and saw that it was instruments that start with B.

"Oh well, goodbye to musical instruments that start with B," he said.

Candace made it to the music room. She noticed all the instruments.

"Wait a minute, I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't," she realized. "The gift of music, played by my friend, the bass." The bass shrunk. "Oh well, it's a good thing I have the banjo." The banjo shrunk as well. "It's a good thing I play the bassoon." Shrunk. "The bugle." Shrunk. "The bongos." Shrunk.

Five minutes later…

"It's a good thing I play the balalaika!" Candace cried as she grabbed the balalaika. It shrunk just like the rest. "The bagpipes!" Shrunk. "I should've manned the omelet station!"

Candace went outside to see everyone sitting in front of a large TV screen.

"Candace, would you like to join us?" Linda asked. "The boys put on a video."

Phineas handed Candace a remote. "Yeah. You can do the honors."

Candace sighed. She knew there was nothing else she could do. She pushed the power button.

The screen played a slideshow of Linda throughout her life.

Phineas got on stage and began speaking. "Happy birthday, Mom. From birth to young adult, from the eighties to the nineties, you enchant everyone you meet."

Perry tripped Doof, causing him to hit the antenna and switch it off.

That's when the Lincoln and Washington bots arrived, now fused together.

"A house divided cannot stand," said Lincoln.

"Yeah, what he said," said Washington.

"Oh, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "You melted their wax, but you can never melt what's inside, pure evil!"

The robots jumped onto the machine, only for their metal weight to fall through it.

The machine exploded, sending Perry and Doof flying.

"I should've seen that coming," Doof said to himself. Perry opened a parachute to land safely, all the while leaving Doof to fall to his demise. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

Everyone continued to watch the slideshow.

"Isn't this wonderful, Candace?" Linda asked.

"Yeah," Candace said unenthusiastically.

"But a true testament to what a great mom you are, is that your daughter would take your time to write this song," Phineas said.

The screen changed to show a video of Candace playing the bass and singing.

Play "Mom"

Candace (on screen):

Mom, it's your birthday

Thanks for all the care and love you give

"Nice song, sis," Phineas complimented. Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

Not to mention the meals

And times I get kinda nervous

And forget to tell you how I feel

Phineas and Ferb led Candace onstage. Candace wasn't sure she was willing to do this.

Phineas and Ferb:

Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo

The boys' support was all Candace needed.

Candace (live):

I'm a little high-strung

It's just because I'm young

Mom, I adore ya

And I'll do anything for ya

Although my brothers make me frantic

With every single crazy antic

And when I'm bouncing off the walls

You're the one who stays calm

Because you love me for who I am

I'll always love you, Mom

End "Mom"

Linda shed a small tear. She ran onstage and hugged Candace.

"What a beautiful song, honey," she said. "I only wish Dad could've heard it."

"I almost forgot," said Phineas. "We set up a satellite uplink with Dad."

Phineas led Linda to a smaller screen nearby.

"Hello, love," Lawrence said on screen. "Happy birthday."

"Hi honey," said Linda. "I miss you, and you missed the festivities. The boys threw me the greatest party, and Candace wrote me this really amazing song. Can you hear me?"

Candace noticed Perry right next to her. Usually, she'd be upset seeing him close to her, but here, she didn't make a big deal.

"Hey Perry," she smiled. "Where have you been? You missed all the fun."

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 16

Jerk de Soleil

Baljeet was dropped off at the Flynn-Fletcher household.

"We are going to the circus, we are going to the circus," he sang to himself.

He entered the house to see Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Django eating breakfast while Buford was standing nearby, minding his own business.

"I am here and ready to go to the world famous Cirque de Lune!" Baljeet shouted excitedly.

"Have a seat," said Phineas. "We're going in a minute."

Baljeet sat down and continued singing, "We are going to the circus, we are going to the circus."

"Hold your horses, kids," Lawrence said as he showed a newspaper. "It says here that the lead of Cirque de Lune has a severe allergy. They're canceling today's performance."

"That's a bummer," said Isabella.

"If it's anything like Candace's parsnip allergy, I don't blame him for wanting to appear in public," said Linda.

"She gets blotchy, red, weird voice thingy," Phineas explained. "Not good."

"Well, honey, it looks like that frees you up to join me at the mall," Linda told Lawrence. "Our trio is recording our first album today, 'Live at the Squat and Stitch.'" She turned to the kids. "Cheer up, guys. I'm sure you'll have a fun day, anyway. Bye kids. Be good. Have fun."

Linda and Lawrence left the house.

Isabella looked at the newspaper. "It must be so good to be in the circus."

"Yeah," Phineas said sadly. An idea popped into his head. "Ferb, let's put on our own cirque. It'll be great. Ferb can set up the tent, I'll be the ringmaster…"

"We can sew up some arty costumes," Isabella added.

"For a trick, I can put my leg over my head," Django suggested. He tried to do just that, but he ended up falling off his chair. "Ow. I'll work on it."

"Even Perry can have an act," said Phineas. "The Amazing Perry."

"I have a mystical magical act I would like to perform," Baljeet said as he pretended to remove his thumb. "It's stupefying."

"I also have an act," said Buford. "It'll bring the house down."

"Ferb, get the tools," said Phineas.

Candace woke up next to a portrait of Jeremy.

"Good morning, Jeremy," she said to it. She then imitated Jeremy talking to her. "Good morning, gorgeous." Candace then grabbed an image of herself and started making the two photos kiss each other. That's when she heard noises coming from outside. "I'll be right back, Jeremy." She went to the window. "What's going on?" She saw the tent being installed. "A circus?! Can't they give me a break for one day?"

Meanwhile, the gang were busy getting the tent ready. They already got their costumes put on.

"Looking great, Ferb," said Phineas. "Hey, have you seen Perry? I put on his costume."

Perry entered his lair through a hidden elevator. He then sat down and awaited instructions.

"Okay, Agent P," said Monogram. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz is buying biomechanical equipment and…" Monogram tried to contain his laughter at Perry in his ridiculous costume. "Elocution tapes. We don't know why."

Perry got tired and left.

"Where are you going, Agent P?" Monogram asked. "Don't go. I'm not laughing at you. I just heard a funny joke earlier this morning. Please, turn around so we can conclude our meeting." Perry turned around to see Monogram taking pictures of him. "Carl, what's your email? I want to send this to you."

Perry rolled his eyes and left to do his mission.

Perry

Buford entered the tent with a cart of supplies.

"Hey twerp," he said. "I brought props for my act."

"What exactly is your act?" asked Phineas.

Buford showed a small drawing to demonstrate his plan. "I fly into mud with a paper bag on my head. The peeps are gonna love it."

Phineas blinked as he thought about it. In the end, he decided to go with it. "Okay."

Candace went outside and saw the tent for herself.

"I'm not gonna call Mom this time," she said to herself. Then she heard the sound of an elephant. "I'm gonna call Mom."

Candace picked up her phone and called Linda.

"Candace, honey, I can't talk," came Linda's voice. "We're recording. Is it life or death?"

"Does a circus in the backyard count?" Candace asked.

"I don't have time for this. Gotta go. Bye."

Linda hung up. Candace groaned.

"Hey, Candace," a voice called.

Candace turned around to see none other than Jeremy.

"Hi, Jeremy," she smiled and blushed.

"My mom told me to bring over these homegrown veggies for your family," Jeremy explained. "You know, she and your mom are doing that jazz thing today."

"Thanks, Jeremy." Candace took the basket.

"So, circus, huh? Cool. I guess it's more of a 'cirque' than a 'circus.' Don't you think?"

Candace was too busy admiring Jeremy's beautiful face that she barely heard the question. "What?"

"Don't you think we should sit together and watch the show? If you want to."

"Yeah, yeah." Candace started coughing as her voice got a bit raspy. "Are there any wild parsnips in here?"

"I think that's all that's in there."

Candace crawled away. "Later."

"Yes, I ate your last nectarine," said a voice on a cassette. "You got a problem with that?"

"Yes, I…" Doof recited in a high voice. He cleared his throat and spoke in a lower voice. "Yes, I ate your last nectarine."

Before he could continue, the ceiling crumbled. Doof coughed out as much dust as he could before noticing Perry.

"Perry the Platypus?" he said. "Can't you at least use the front door?"

He gestured to the front door, which was completely covered in traps. Doof realized he was speaking in his high voice again.

He lowered his pitch. "I mean, yes I ate your last nectarine. You got a problem with that?" He returned to his normal voice. "Tough, huh? Well, not tough enough."

Doof pushed a button, releasing a net that caught Perry.

"You see, ever since I was a child, I had a squeaky voice, but not anymore," he explained. "Behold, the Voiceanator! It biochemically transforms normal air into doofilium, which will make everyone else's voices higher, making mine deeper by comparison. I was going to lower my own voice, but it seemed like too much trouble."

Doof got on his ship and flew out of his base. Sadly, the roof didn't open and he ended up breaking it.

Candace looked in the mirror. Her face was turning red.

"Of course, it had to be wild parsnips," she said to herself.

She checked her drawer for the allergy pills. She found the container.

"Aha! Quick, before my voice goes through the reaction!" she said as she opened the container. It was empty. "No!"

It was too late. Her voice had completely changed. She sounded like a middle-aged man with a frog in his throat.

"I can't have Jeremy seeing me like this," she said to herself.

She noticed a nearby paper bag. She cut some eye holes and a mouth hole then put on the bag like a mask. She then put on a gray hoodie.

She ran outside and ran past Jeremy.

"Excuse me," she said.

"It's good, bro," Jeremy replied.

Perry took off his hat and pulled the string inside. The edges of his hat spun like a buzzsaw. He used it to cut himself free from the net.

He then used his hat like a propeller to fly out of the building.

As he tried to catch up to Doof, he noticed the boys' circus tent down below.

"We're moments away from Ferb and the Amazing Perry!" came Phineas' voice.

Perry didn't like wearing that stupid costume, but he knew how much the performance meant to the boys, so he decided Doof could wait.

"Ferb, it's almost time," Phineas told Ferb. "Where's Perry?" Perry approached them, costume and everything. "Oh, there you are."

"And now, for my final trick!" Baljeet announced. "I will reattach my thumb. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, come on, thumb, it's healing time."

Baljeet pretended to reattach his thumb. The crowd cheered.

"Let's hear it for Baljeet the Stupefying!" Phineas announced. "But now, prepare to be astounded when the semi-aquatic Perry, aided by Ferb, attempts to jump through that hoop into the shallow pond!"

Ferb dropped Perry onto the trampoline. He bounced through the hoop and into the pond.

The crowd went wild.

"Yeah, let's hear it for the semi-aquatic Perry!" said Phineas.

With his part of the show over, Perry snuck out of the tent. He reactivated his propeller hat and flew after Doofenshmirtz.

Candace made it to the mall and found Linda and her friends performing in front of a small audience. She got on stage and approached Linda.

"Mom!" she said.

"Candace, have you been near wild parsnips again?" Linda asked.

"Yes, but you gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!"

"What is it now?"

Play "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S"

Candace:

Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears

'Cause just before you get home

It always magically disappears

The performers started to play music to accompany Candace's song.

Those boys are evil

But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess

"Testify, Candace, testify," said one performer, Vivian.

Those boys are evil

Let me spell it out for you, Mom

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

Linda got off the keyboard and started playing electric guitar.

They built a rollercoaster

And a beach in the backyard

They even wrote a one-hit song

That tore up the boulevard

They took me back in time

When we went to that museum

They built fifty-foot treehouse robots

But still you didn't see them

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress

Those boys are evil

Sing it with me now

Candace and the Audience:

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

Candace:

I know you think they're saints

But Mom, I'm here to tell

Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil

They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press

And that don't feel too good

Those boys are evil

Everybody

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

That's what I'm talking about

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

That's right, those boys are

Evil little boys

End "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S"

The crowd cheered.

"Okay, Mom, you gonna come home with me?" asked Candace.

"Are you kidding, hon?" Linda replied. "That was amazing. Let's do another."

Perry flew onto Doof's ship.

"Perry the Platypus, you're too late!" Doof declared. He noticed Perry about to switch the device off. "Wait, don't touch that!"

Doof tried to block the switch. Perry tickled Doof's armpits. Doof retaliated by slapping Perry's hands.

"Hey, I got my costume all set," Buford told the boys. He was wearing a gray hoodie and a paper bag. "Be sure to introduce me as the Amazing Bag-O."

"You know, we've been thinking about your act, and we have some suggestions," said Phineas. Ferb showed a board depicting their suggestion. "Modify your torque and reverse the angle of trajectory."

"I still get to land in mud, right? I want the mud."

"Yeah, yeah."

That's when they heard a loud thud.

"Ow, ow, ow…" came Django's voice.

The boys went to investigate to see that Django was on the floor, his arms and legs twisted and disjointed.

Ferb approached Django and lifted him into his arms.

Django couldn't help but feel a warm, happy feeling. It was like all the pain in his arms faded away. His face blushed a tiny bit.

Ferb carried Django out of the room.

"Thank you Django the Human Pretzel!" said Phineas. "That's gotta hurt. And now, our next act will catapult through the heavens and land in a pit filled with the mysterious Aztec Mud of Doom."

Candace ran into the tent and looked for Jeremy. She noticed Jeremy sitting in the crowd. An empty seat was right next to him.

"He did save a spot for me," she smiled.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Amazing Bag-O!" Phineas announced as he and Ferb grabbed Candace and strapped her to the catapult.

Buford left the backstage to see what was happening.

"Hey, he's stealing my act!" he shouted.

"Guys, let go!" Candace demanded.

Ferb pulled the lever. The catapult launched Candace high into the air, right through the roof of the tent.

The audience gasped.

"He must've been lighter than we calculated," said Phineas.

"No, this is Buford's time to shine!" Buford said as he ran into the mud pit. "Hey everybody, over here!"

The crowd saw Buford and cheered for him.

"How'd he get down there?" Phineas wondered.

"Perhaps Buford truly is amazing," Ferb remarked.

Perry pushed Doof against the switch, breaking it.

A small tube landed in the circus tent, filling it with Doofilium.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen," Phineas said as his voice got higher. "I give you our entire cast in our grand finale, featuring The Amazing Perry!"

Perry heard Phineas and quickly flew down to meet up with everyone.

All the kids, including Django, despite his injury, stacked on top of each other. Phineas and Ferb were at the very top of the stack. Perry was right next to them.

The tent was filled with too much Doofilium. It flew high up, hitting Doof's ship.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted in a high voice as his ship crashed.

Agent P

Linda and Lawrence returned home right as everyone left.

"Mom, Dad, you missed our Cirque," said Phineas.

Linda looked at the boys' costumes. "Seems you had fun."

Perry did his chatter.

"Who wants to hear my CD?" asked Linda.

"I do!" Phineas declared.

The family went inside to listen to the CD.

Candace crawled back to the backyard. She laid on the ground, tired.

"At least I'm back to normal," she said in her normal voice.

"Hey, Candace," came Jeremy's voice. "My mom played some of their CD. Your singing is awesome. How'd you get your voice to sound like that?"

Candace got up. "Same as all the great blue singers, wild parsnips."

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 17

Are you my Mummy?

The Flynn-Fletcher family, except Linda, were in line at an Egyptian movie theater.

"You know, this theater was built over seventy years ago in this Neo-Egyptian style," Lawrence said. "Apparently, there used to be a whole Pharaoh's tomb with a mummy and a sarcophagus. I mean, you couldn't pick a better place to watch a classic, old mummy movie."

As they watched the movie, the boys were intrigued when the explorers in the movie resurrected a dead mummy with an ancient incantation.

"Dad, where do you find a mummy?" Phineas asked.

"Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramid," Lawrence replied before his phone rang. "Better put this on vibrate."

"It says here that the mummy will obey all your commands," said one explorer in the movie. "Well, beat me with a chicken."

The mummy pulled a chicken out of the tomb and started beating the explorer.

"Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid?" Phineas asked.

"Yes it is," Lawrence replied. "Often, you had to negotiate booby traps that were set centuries before."

"Ferb, we should get our own mummy," Phineas whispered to Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb fantasized what life like a mummy would be like.

Play "My Undead Mummy and Me"

Let me tell you about my buddy

First, the boys and their mummy shared a smoothie.

He's 3000 years old

Next, the three relaxed under the tree in the backyard.

He's wrapped in bandages

Then, the mummy knitted some sweaters for the boys.

And covered in moldy debris

After that, the mummy pushed Phineas and Ferb on the swingset.

My undead mummy and me

The boys then fantasized about a bigger kid trying to pick on them. The mummy snuck behind the kid and scared him.

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye

I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy

And he'll flee from my undead mummy and me

Next, the boys fantasized going back to school at the end of the summer and seeing all the kids admiring them and their mummy.

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption

When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee

My undead mummy and me

Yeah

Undead mummy and me

End "My Undead Mummy and Me"

"That would be awesome," Phineas said. "Dad, can we…"

He turned to see Lawrence asleep. He didn't make a big deal out of it.

"Come on, Ferb," he told Ferb. "We'll be back before he wakes up."

The boys stood up and walked out of the theater. Candace noticed them.

"Those bozos aren't doing anything on my watch," she said as she went after them.

"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas wondered the moment he and Ferb left the theater.

Perry approached a gorilla statue. Its stomach opened, and he jumped through.

Perry rode this small ride. Monogram appeared on a tiny screen.

"Good morning, Agent P," he said. "Doofenshmirtz is at it again. It appears he's purchased a string of odd items." He pulled up a sheet of paper. "One pound of blood sausage… oh, this is my grocery list. Here it is. One magnet, one map of the city's drainage pipes, and two tons of scrap metal. It's in your hands now, Agent P. Over and out."

Perry jumped into a submarine. He was about to go under the water…

Only to realize that the water was too shallow. He moved forward slowly and awkwardly.

The boys found an employee.

"Excuse me, Mr. Employee?" Phineas asked. "Where's the mummy exhibit?"

"It's in storage, in the basement," the employee replied.

"Guess who's going to the basement?"

The boys headed to the basement. Candace watched them from behind a plant.

"There they go," she whispered.

The boys entered the stairwell. They found a nearby container of Pith helmets. They each grabbed one, brushed off the dust, and put on their hats.

"We must be going the right way," Phineas said. "Say something pithy."

Candace tried to call Lawrence. There was no response.

"Forget it," she said to herself. "I'll do it myself."

Candace ran after the boys, and inadvertently knocked down a set of line ropes, creating a domino effect.

The last one knocked down a large gumball holder.

Candace accidentally stepped on a janitor cart and slid down the stairs. She landed at the bottom relatively unharmed.

"Ew, my shoe is all squishy," she complained.

The gumball holder rolled down the stairs. The boys saw it rolling after them. They tried to outrun it.

Ferb got on Phineas' shoulders. He grabbed a set of bars, launching both of them into the air and on top of the giant ball.

"Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?" Phineas remarked. "Watch this."

The boys did handstands and spun their hats all the while staying on top of the ball…

Then they hit the top of a door. They watched the ball roll away.

"Hey, Ferb, that was our first booby trap," Phineas realized before noticing something in front of them. "Hey look, storage. We're here."

Candace was busy searching for the boys when the gumball holder started rolling after her.

Candace made a run for it. She noticed a nearby bar and tried to swing on it. She just bounced into a vent and then right out of it. To make matters worse, her hair and clothes got covered in dirt.

Candace kept running. The ball just kept rolling after her, then it rolled right past her.

Candace sighed in relief.

Unbeknownst to her, the ball rolled up a small set of stairs and into an elevator.

Candace got in the same elevator. It took her a few seconds to realize the ball was right next to her.

The moment they reached their stop, the chase was back on.

Candace ran into a closet.

The big ball finally shattered, and all the gumballs rolled around.

"Bubble gum?" Candace wondered as she put a piece in her mouth. "Oh, really stale bubble gum."

Candace grabbed a shelf to try and help herself up. She pulled a little too hard. Butter and toilet paper fell on top of her.

Perry finally emerged from the water to see Doofenshmirtz painting his inator of the day.

He leaped out of the submarine and kicked the paintbrush out of Doof's hand.

"Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "As usual, your timing is incredible, and by incredible, of course I mean completely credible!"

Doof fired a ray gun that trapped Perry in a bubble.

"No use Perry the Platypus," he said. "I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated. Pure evil, and a blend of space-aged polymers. You see, I'm going to unleash the water being held by this dam into that huge drainage pipe that leads directly to the ocean. The additional water will raise the sea level by two percent, and then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property! To release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray which attracts wood like a magnet attracts metal, the Woodenator, which was almost complete until you rudely interrupted me."

Doof picked up the paintbrush Perry kicked out of his hand earlier and used it to paint glasses around Perry's eyes.

"Goodbye, Perry the Platypus," he laughed as he pushed Perry into the water.

The boys entered the storage room and found the mummy. Phineas remembered the incantation from the movie, and recited it.

Nothing happened.

Phineas tried again. The mummy still didn't budge.

Phineas picked up the mummy. It was surprisingly light.

"There's nothing down here but fake promotional lobby junk," he realized as he and Ferb walked out sadly. "For all we know, there might not even be such thing as a mummy."

That's when they saw, right in front of them, a different mummy staring right at them.

The boys turned the opposite direction and tried to run. The mummy ran after them.

"You know, I didn't expect him to be so scary," Phineas admitted. "Can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden under those bandages?"

"Phineas! Ferb!" the mummy screamed.

"Makes me shudder, but you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy, and I'm not leaving without one. Let's get him!"

The boys grabbed a couple nearby nets and tried to catch the mummy. Ferb caught it, but it was too powerful.

Phineas got on Ferb's shoulders and tried fighting the mummy like he did in the theme song.

After a while, Phineas landed a punch, knocking the mummy out.

The boys used the time they had to grab the sarcophagus and trap the mummy inside.

"Hey Ferb, we got our own mummy!" Phineas cheered. "Now how are we gonna get it home?"

Doof finished painting the Woodenator.

Doof activated it. It attracted the wood from the dam to it.

The beavers made a run for it.

One beaver in particular noticed Perry trapped in a bubble. The beaver put on a brown fedora similar to Perry's.

Perry did his chatter. The beaver chattered back.

The beaver grabbed some wood and chewed it up until it was a tiny toothpick. He picked some gunk out of his teeth, then tossed the toothpick aside.

The beaver opened its mouth wide and bit the bubble, popping it.

Perry and the beaver patted each other's tails, then Perry left to continue his mission.

Perry

"It's working, it's actually working!" Doof cheered.

Then he heard a familiar chatter. He turned to see Perry right there.

"Perry the Platypus?" he reacted. "You escaped my bubble of pure evil?"

Doof tried to trap Perry again. This time, Perry was prepared. He jumped towards Doof, that way they'd both be trapped.

As the two fought, they bounced on the dam, completely breaking it.

Perry grabbed Doof's nose and used it to pop the bubble.

"Is my nose really that pointy?" Doof asked himself.

Doof didn't have time to process that. The water was flowing fast. He managed to get out of the way.

The water went through a nearby pipe. It headed for the theater.

The boys were busy carrying their mummy out of the theater when the floor burst open. The hall was flooding quickly.

"This is our second booby trap!" Phineas shouted.

Phineas and Ferb got on the sarcophagus and rode it like a boat. Phineas noticed Perry jump out of the water and get on the sarcophagus.

"There you are, Perry," he said.

The three rode down the halls like they were on an ancient water ride.

"Woo-hoo!" Phineas shouted.

After a while, they launched out of the theater and landed right next to their family car.

The sarcophagus shattered. Candace bolted up and took as many breaths as she could.

"Hey, Candace," Phineas said. "You missed all the fun. Allow me to introduce our mummy." He didn't see the mummy anywhere. "Wait, where's our mummy? Mummy?"

Lawrence came out of the theater.

"Mummy has supper waiting for us at home," he said. "Candace, why are you wet?"

Candace groaned and twitched her eye.

"You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose," Ferb mentioned.

"The lucky ones," Candace retorted, shaking.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 18

Put That Putter Away

Stacy entered Candace's room. Candace was laying in her bed. Her nose was red, her eyes were barely open, and she was sneezing.

"Hey Candace," Stacy greeted. "When I heard you were sick, I came right over. Today, I'm your servant."

"Gosh, what a good friend," Candace smiled.

"I brought a get-well package. Self-heating miso soup, don't ask, 'Who Wants to be A Total Idiot 3', and Rocky Road ice cream. We wouldn't want everything to be good. Oh, and don't worry about your brothers. Your mom says they're off playing miniature golf. How lame is that?"

Phineas and Ferb made it to the miniature golf. They saw Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Django sitting on the sidewalk looking glum.

"Hey guys, what gives?" Phineas asked.

"Little Duffers has closed its doors forever," Isabella replied. "And I was all set to destroy you on the mini links."

"And I was gonna bury you on the fairway," Buford added.

"Metaphorically, right?" Baljeet asked.

"Yeah, right." Buford hid a shovel behind his back.

"But how can they close Little Duffers?" Phineas asked. "Ferb and I have been coming here since we were little, littler anyway."

Ferb pointed at a tiny man who came out of a doggy door at the front.

"Sorry lads," he said in an irish accent. "But Little Duffers is officially out of business."

"But this is the only miniature golf course in Danville," Phineas argued.

"Aye, but people don't respect the game anymore. They think it's just golf in miniature, but it's not! It's miniature golf."

"It's a sad thing when a town loses a major sports franchise."

"But kids today are all for stuff that's shiny and new and high-tech. The Scotsman in me tells me to hold on stubbornly to the bitter end, but then again, I'm half Irish."

The kids biked back home.

"That's too bad," said Phineas. "This was the perfect day for miniature golf." An idea came to his head. "Hey everyone, I know what we're gonna do today."

They headed to the backyard. They saw Linda leaving the house.

"Hi, Mom," said Phineas. "We're gonna build a miniature golf course in the backyard."

"That's fine," said Linda. "It's only golf in miniature."

Candace heard noises coming from outside.

"What's that?" she asked. "Stacy, window report!"

Stacy went to the window.

"Whoa, your brothers own a giant crane?" she asked excitedly. "No way!"

"They are so bu…" Candace tried to say. "Bu… bu…"

No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't say the word. She grabbed a notepad to write it down.

"What's this?" Stacy asked. "Dancing weasels?"

Candace flipped the paper upside-down.

"Oh, 'busted'," Stacy realized. "You want me to bust your brothers. You really gotta work on your penmanship."

"Find out what they're up to," Candace ordered.

"No problemo, I'll handle it." Stacy turned towards a certain direction and sighed. "I'm such an enabler."

Phineas looked at Ferb's blueprints.

"Awesome plan," he said. "We should be finished before lunch."

Stacy came out and saw what was happening.

"Listen up, twerps," she said in her best Candace impression. "Just because Candace is sick, doesn't mean you can get away with anything. I'm now her eyes, ears, and mouth. Basically, I'm her everything."

"What a good friend," Phineas sarcastically remarked.

"I know, right? Anyway, what's all this?"

"We're only making the greatest miniature golf course in the whole world, or at least in Danville."

"Isn't it kind of big?"

"Well, you know, it isn't golf in miniature."

When Stacy saw the big course for herself, she was speechless. She was about to break character. She ran inside before she could say something stupid.

"It's miniature golf!" she told Candace. "And it's unbelievably cool, with a windmill, a dinosaur and…"

Candace covered Stacy's mouth. "You must not be seduced by the coolness! Focus!"

"Right. Focus, focus, focus. Wait, where's Perry?"

Perry just woke up and drank his morning coffee. He approached the tree in the backyard and opened the entrance.

He entered his lair and put on his hat.

"Just looking over your request for vacation time," said Monogram on the screen. "We're ready to approve it, but there's one small problem, and my small problem, I mean big problem, and by approve it, I mean deny it. Sorry, Agent P. I know you've been putting in a lot of extra hours, but we've got word that Doofenshmirtz has bought a new house in the suburbs. Three bedrooms, two and a half baths, central air, nice place. We need you to find out what he's up to. Here's his address." A sheet printed out of the desk. "Good luck, Agent P."

Perry got in his hover car and flew out of the base.

Perry

"Okay," Stacy said to herself as she tried to resist the intriguing mini-golf course. "Focus, focus, focus. You can do this, Stacy. Don't get seduced by the coolness."

She noticed a little stand that read, 'Elevator to the Coolness.'

She hesitantly stepped on the platform. It launched into the air.

"This is so cool!" she shouted.

"Okay, Ferb, you're up," Phineas said.

Ferb took a few seconds to determine his approach. After a while, he hit the ball.

"Phineas?" came Stacy's voice.

Phineas turned to see Stacy arriving.

"Oh, hey Stacy," he replied. "What do you think of our mini-golf course?"

"It's so… I mean, I've come to deliver a message with an unimpressed demeanor."

Phineas knew what the message was. "It's from Candace, isn't it?"

"Yes, but…"

"Why don't you come with us? I know you want to."

"Okay, but…"

"Great!"

Phineas pushed Stacy down a large slide. The kids slid down after her.

Stacy couldn't help but admit she was having fun. She couldn't say it aloud, though. She was on a mission.

At the bottom of the slide, the kids found themselves in a large room. Small air vents were blowing small amounts of air that lifted them an inch off the ground.

"What hole is this?" Stacy asked, curious.

"It's the air hockey hole," Phineas replied.

"Wicked. We're gliding on air."

Stacy noticed a golf ball right in front of her. She hit the ball. It got in the goal, right past the cardboard goalies.

"Hole in one!" she cheered. "I mean, goal! I mean…"

"Yeah!" she screamed at Candace. "We all freaked out! Can you believe it?"

"No, no I can't!" Candace replied. "Did you, by any chance, tell them I was gonna call Mom?"

"I was gonna, but the elevator and the slide, and…"

"Focus! We need evidence! Two words, video phone!"

Doofenshmirtz's House in the Suburbs

Doof was relaxing in the backyard, listening to an audio book of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain, translated into evil.

Then Perry burst through the fence and knocked Doof off his hammock.

"Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted. "You scared the dunkelschtup out of me! Don't you know it's rude to bust into someone's new home unannounced and…"

Perry offered a house plant.

"A housewarming gift?" Doof reacted. "How thoughtful! Thank you. Look, Perry the Platypus, as much as I hate to admit it, I'm not up to anything terribly nasty today, so you're welcome to chill out here for the day. It's nice."

He gestured to the small pool in the backyard, fit with a diving board and water slide.

"If you need, I'll even sign something that says I was up to no good," Doof added.

Perry put on some sunglasses.

Ferb hit his golf ball. It bounced off a windmill.

Elsewhere, Buford tried to roll the ball into a clown's mouth. Ferb's ball hit him in the head and made him lose focus. He accidentally hit the clown's nose. Multiple golf balls came out of its mouth.

Stacy was showing Candace the scene through video call.

"Are you catching this?" she asked Candace.

"Yes, yes," Candace replied. "This time, we got them, but you need to get the boys in the picture."

"There you are," Phineas said as he led Stacy somewhere. "We've been looking all over for you. You gotta play though."

"Hold this," Stacy said as she handed Phineas her phone.

"Stace, what are you doing?" Candace asked. "Focus!"

Stacy hit the ball.

"Nice focus," Phineas complimented.

Candace screamed a very soft scream.

"What was that?" Stacy asked.

"It sounds like the crowd's going wild," Phineas replied.

After that, they played a tilted maze hole. That one was difficult, but they eventually got it in the hole.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Stacy cheered.

"No, no, no!" Candace screamed.

She bit her pillow and started shaking it around like a rabid dog.

"Here we are," Phineas said. "We reached the final hole. You better put on your dancing shoes."

The final hole was staged to look like a disco dance room.

Play "Disco Miniature Golfing Queen"

The kids got on the dance floor wearing disco attire. They all tried to get the ball in the hole. The floor tilted, making it hard.

Phineas handed Stacy a club and an outfit. She gladly took the club and put on the outfit.

Stepping on the greens in her designer jeans

She's the disco miniature golfing queen

Wearing plaid and sequins, she can make the scene

She's the disco miniature golfing queen

Like a vision from a Disco Golf Magazine

With her putter, she's a hole-in-one machine

Stacy hit the ball.

She can dance and sing and really shake her thing

The floor shook back and forth. After a while, it landed in the hole.

She's the disco miniature golfing queen

Everyone danced together as the song came to an end.

She's the disco miniature golfing queen

End "Disco Miniature Golfing Queen"

"Poor Stacy," Candace said as she saw everything from her phone. "What was I thinking? Okay, Candace. It's up to you."

Candace stood up, put on her slippers and robe, and slowly walked out of her room.

"This is nice," Doof said as he and Perry relaxed in the sun. "But I don't think suburban life is for me. I'm thinking of just adding a breakfast nook and flipping the property. The main problem is my neighbor, Phil. He is truly diabolical. His fruit falls into my yard, his dog poops on my lawn, he leaves his trash cans out too long, and the absolute worst thing is his leaf blower."

Right as he said that, Phil blew some leaves into his yard.

"That's it!" he snapped. "I'm ending this once and for all, and no one is stopping me!"

Doof pushed a button, strapping Perry to his lawn chair.

"Behold, Perry the Platypus!" he announced. "The ultimate suburban weapon,the Atomic-Leaf-Blowerinator! This will be the last time his stray leaves blow onto my lawn."

Doof turned on his inator. It released a strong gust of air, sending him flying backwards. He blew all the leaves on his tree off of it.

"Good, just like I planned," he said. "Now, I'll blow every leaf onto his property!"

Doof tried to blow the leaves, but he ended up blowing himself away.

Perry was also sent flying out of the backyard.

Doof flew to a strange windmill and blew air on it, causing it to spin very fast.

"Curse you, Phil the Neighbor!" he screamed as he was sent flying farther away.

"At least the golf course can't vanish if they're still in it," Candace said to herself.

She turned around to see the golf course flying away.

That's when Linda showed up.

"Candace, what are you doing out of bed?" she asked. "I thought Stacy was taking care of you."

Candace got in the car.

"She was seduced by the coolness," she explained. "Follow that miniature golf course!"

Candace pointed behind Linda. She turned around, but by then, it was already gone.

"You know, you should've been setting aside a portion of your profits over the years with the understanding that that money would be used to upgrade your investment," a karen complained to the mini-golf owner. "What did you think, a shiny new golf course would just fall out of the sky?"

Right as she said that, a shiny new golf course fell out of the sky.

"You'd be surprised what falls out of the sky in Danville," the owner remarked.

Candace and Linda reached Little Duffers.

"Isn't that great?" Linda said. "They remodeled Little Duffers."

"I still don't know how we ended up at Little Duffers," Phineas said as he and the gang left the course.

"I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place," Ferb added.

Phineas turned and noticed Perry walking with them. "Oh, there you are Perry."

Stacy noticed Candace.

"Candace, can you believe it?" she said. "I won at miniature golf! It proves that if you really focus, you can accomplish anything!"

Right after Stacy said that, she sneezed.

A moment later, Candace and Stacy were both laying in bed.

"Sorry I forgot to bust your brothers," said Stacy.

"I'm sorry I got you sick," Candace replied.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 19

Voyage to the Bottom of Buford

Ferb viewed the area through his binoculars.

"How's the view up there, Ferb?" Phineas asked.

Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Django were building a recreation of the eiffel tower in the sand.

"This is the life," Phineas said as he listened to all the ambience. "The sand, the sun, the waves, the crying…"

Phineas stopped at that last part. He turned and noticed Buford sitting on a bench, crying.

"Hey, what's wrong, Buford?" Phineas asked. "Why are you crying?"

"First, let's get one thing straight," said Buford. "I'm not crying. I'm just sweating through my eyes. Second, I lost Biff!"

Buford revealed an empty fish bowl.

"Is he your goldfish?" Phineas asked.

"He's not just a goldfish," Buford retorted. "He changed my life! I used to be a wimp, like you, but then one day at the carnival, I was somehow drawn to this game, and that's how I won my goldfish. I named him Biff after my mother. It was the happiest day of my life, I finally had a friend. Then I met…" He stuttered as he said the next part. "Suzy Johnson. She was only three years old, but the moment I laid eyes on her, I knew she was trouble, so I did what I had to do. After that, I became the bully. I wasn't afraid of anything or anyone, except Suzy, and giant squids, because those are terrifying."

Phineas cleared his throat. "So what happened to Biff?"

"Oh, right," Buford got back on track. "Today, Biff and I went for a swim. After a while, I couldn't hear him anymore. I got worried."

Buford continued to bawl his eyes out. Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Django looked at each other, completely speechless. Baljeet was the only one who felt sympathy.

"I think I prefer Buford when he's bullying us," Phineas whispered to Ferb. "We gotta get the old Buford back. Let's find his fish."

Buford bolted up. "Really, you would do that? How about a hug?"

Phineas was disgusted at the idea. "Uh, no. Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry was surfing a tidal wave in his normal form. He wiped out and fell into a nearby tube.

On the other side, Perry reached his lair. He put on his hat and sat down.

"Morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "We intercepted some very surprising footage from a local TV station."

Monogram showed a live recording of a cat stuck on a tree. When the fire department tried to save it, it fell off the tree…

Right into the arms of Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

"You see that?" said Monogram. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz saved a kitten. It looks like he's defecting to the good side. Make contact and present him with our standard welcome package. Monogram out."

Perry opened a nearby chest and took out the welcome package.

Perry

Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy were out shopping for glasses.

"What do you think, Stacy?" Candace asked as she put on some glasses with yellow suns around the lenses. "Do you think Jeremy would like these?"

Stacy was barely paying attention. When she noticed Candace busy trying on another pair, she diverted her attention away. What she saw next was shocking.

"Hey, Candace, is that a submarine?" she asked. "And aren't those your brothers?"

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb, now in sailor outfits, were lowering a submarine into the water.

"I can't believe how fast we put this together," Phineas remarked.

"Yes," Ferb agreed. "Usually, it takes us at least a montage."

Candace noticed the submarine from where she was at.

"They're not getting away with this," she said. "I know what I'm getting. A disposable camera, that way I have proof."

Candace was about to walk off with the camera she found.

"Hey, you gotta pay for that!" a worker yelled.

Candace turned around to pay for the camera.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry approached the door to Doof's apartment and rang the doorbell. After a few seconds, Doof answered.

"Oh, Perry the Platypus, what do you want?" he asked before noticing the package. "Ooh, a gift for me? How sweet of you?"

Doof let Perry in and opened the note on the package. It read…

"Congratulations, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, on defecting to the good side."

"Oh, not you too," he whined. "First of all, I'm not going good. Second, I'm gonna keep this goody basket. Third, let me tell you what really happened. I was out picking up a few things, and as I was walking out, I tripped. As I fell, this kitten landed in my bag. After all my evil attempts to dominate the Tri-State Area, this one accident has ruined my reputation. Worst of all, it happened on the eve of the Evil Scientists' Fraternity Reunion. If they see that broadcast, I'll be a laughingstock. They'll take away my membership and I'll lose all my benefits."

Perry was running out of patience. He was about to walk out the conveniently opened door. Sadly, Doof noticed him.

"Hey," he said as he pushed a button. Perry was trapped in a sphere. "I wasn't done talking. That was rude."

"Alright, Buford, you're up," said Phineas.

Buford tried to climb onto the submarine. He was too big for the tiny hatch.

"I'm stuck," he cried.

Phineas turned to Ferb. "Ferb, you're up."

Ferb cracked his knuckles. He took a breath. He jumped, and landed on Buford's head. They both fell through the hatch.

"Thanks, I needed that," said Buford.

Phineas got ready to climb on. He made one last check to make sure no one was looking. Once he thought the coast was clear, he climbed down.

He thought wrong. Candace managed to sneak onto the submarine before the hatch closed.

"Ready when you are, Captain," said Isabella.

"We're ready," Phineas replied. "How's Buford?"

"Buford is doing great," Buford replied, though he was still crying. "I just hope we'll be able to find Biff."

Phineas rolled his eyes, but he kept his cool. "Don't worry. Ferb can communicate with dolphins."

Ferb showed a small group of dolphins a picture of Biff.

"Alright, everyone, the dolphins are leading the way," said Phineas. "Let's follow those aquatic mammals." He noticed Buford sitting in the corner, still crying. "Buford, you just stay put."

Flashback

Play "Fish Out of Water"

Buford sat in the bathtub and allowed Biff to swim around in it.

When I'm soaking in my bath

I dump you in the tub

Buford imagined himself and Biff swimming under the ocean together.

There's no need to say another word

You had me at "glub"

Another time, Buford was throwing snowballs with Biff. Buford never questioned how Biff was able to throw snowballs from inside his bowl.

Your bowl became my world

So my world is empty now

Buford always took Biff with him to school. He fed him bread crumbs during lunch period.

All my love's caught in your filter

It needs to get to you somehow

They say that there's plenty of fish in the sea

No matter where Buford was at, he'd never let Biff out of his sight. He even had Biff sleep next to him every night.

But you're the only one for me

Without you, I'm a fish out of water

I'm hooked, please throw a line to me

End "Fish Out of Water"

End of Flashback

Buford's cries were only getting louder.

"We gotta find that fish, and fast," Phineas said.

"Yeah," Django agreed. "I don't know how much longer I can handle it."

"Need I remind you that Buford just lost his first friend?" Baljeet scolded. "Show him some respect!"

No one noticed Candace sneaking into the room and snapping a photo.

"Hey, I got something," Isabella said as she looked at the radar.

"Alright," Phineas said. "It's time for a swim."

"You found my friend?" Buford asked. "How about a hug?"

Most of the kids left the room. Baljeet stayed put.

He approached Buford. He hesitated. After a few seconds, Baljeet hugged Buford.

Buford froze. He couldn't cry. He couldn't speak. He felt all warm inside.

After a few seconds, Buford did the first thing he could think of. He hugged Baljeet back.

After that, Phineas, Ferb, and Buford put on some scuba gear, then got out of the submarine.

They grabbed onto the dolphins' fins and they were carried into a cave.

After a while, Buford found Biff.

"Biff!" he called out. "Come to Buford!"

Doof led Perry to the balcony.

"So, Perry the Platypus," he announced. "Allow me to introduce the Media Erasinator, patent pending, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. It will erase all video signals, print ads, photographs, basically it will erase any image in the entire Tri-State Area, and I will be able to attend my reunion without any embarrassment."

Perry noticed the remote controlling the trap hanging out of Doof's pocket. He swung his hat off, and hit the remote. It fell out of Doof's pocket and onto the floor. It shattered upon impact, releasing Perry.

Before Doof could process what just happened, Perry jump-kicked him.

"Hey guys, he remembers me," Buford smiled.

"It seems so," Phineas sarcastically remarked.

In actuality, Biff looked like he didn't care.

Buford put Biff back in his bowl.

"There you go," he said. "Let's go home."

The three headed back to the submarine.

No one noticed the tentacles emerging from the cave.

The group made it back to the surface.

"I got my Biff back, thanks to you," said Buford. "I'm so happy, I could cry."

Two large tentacles emerged from the water and grabbed Phineas and Ferb.

"Buford, a little help here?" Phineas asked.

Buford screamed and got back on the ship.

"Oh, good, you found Biff," Isabella said before getting grabbed.

"Hey, where are Phineas and Ferb?" Django asked before he was also grabbed.

"What is going…" Baljeet was about to ask before he was grabbed as well.

Buford huddled in the corner. He kept a firm grip on the fish bowl.

"It's all suction cuppy and scary," Buford cried as he tightened his grip.

After a while, he felt the fish bowl slip out of his grasp. When he opened his eyes, it was gone. He watched in horror as Biff was taken away again.

"No!" he screamed.

"Huh, a giant squid," Phineas remarked. "What are the odds?"

"My money is on the squid," said Django.

"Cut me off a slice of that action," said Isabella.

The squid prepared to eat Biff.

"Hey, squid!" a voice shouted. Everyone turned to see it was Buford. "Drop the goldfish! You and me are gonna dance!"

The squid dropped Biff and prepared for an epic duel.

Unfortunately for it, Buford was able to knock it out in just one punch.

"I guess that's that," said Phineas. "Good day for you, huh? You got Biff back and conquered your fear of squids."

"Alright, nothing to see here," said Buford. "Everybody, back inside."

Candace popped out.

"That was amazing," she said. "And the best part is, I got it all on film."

Everyone got back inside.

"I must admit, you were brave out there, Buford," Phineas admitted.

"You saying I wasn't brave before?" Buford reacted.

"Not at all," Baljeet assured. "You were just a lot more sensitive."

"What did you say to me?!"

Buford stuck his finger up Baljeet's ear.

"Buford is back," Phineas smiled.

The submarine sank back under the water. Candace held her camera as high above the water as possible.

"Gotta save the camera," she repeated to herself as she swam back to shore.

The submarine returned to the dock. Baljeet peeked his head out.

"Yay, we're back!" he cheered.

Buford pulled him back down.

"I told you, I'm coming out first," he said as he climbed out. "Biff and I have some catching up to do."

Candace made it back to shore, somehow without dropping the camera. She grabbed a bike from a nearby bike rental place.

"Hey, you gotta pay for that!" a worker called out.

Candace turned around to pay for the bike.

The Media Erasinator started going willy-nilly. It fired beams in all directions. They erased whatever images they hit.

One of those beams hit a stop sign. Multiple cars came in all directions and crashed into each other. One of those was a large truck that tipped over and hit a nearby water tower.

Candace finally made it home.

"Finally," she said. "Those boys are so…"

Before she could finish, she and the camera were drenched.

Perry noticed the machine was about to explode. He grabbed a random piece and used it to glide away.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted.

Agent P

Linda was busy cleaning the house when Candace entered.

"Candace, why are you wet?" she asked.

"Phineas and Ferb… submarine… evidence gone…" Candace muttered.

"I don't have time for this. Dry up before you come in."

Phineas and Ferb entered the house.

"Hey, sis," Phineas greeted. "Have a good swim?"

Candace groaned.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 20

Leave the Busting to Us

Candace was watching the TV trying to find something entertaining. It wasn't working well for her because she couldn't take her mind off of one thing. Her brothers.

Ever since the summer started, every day has played out exactly the same. The boys build something, Perry disappears, Candace tries to bust the boys, the item disappears before Linda comes home, Perry returns, and Ferb says some random one-liner that ties in to whatever conversation he and Phineas are having. Candace's life was just a bad sitcom.

"Do you live in the Danville area and want to bust your brothers?" asked an announcer on a TV commercial.

That peaked Candace's interest.

"Yes yes," she replied excitedly.

"Then call now and you can be on the next episode of… 'Bust 'Em'."

Play "Bust 'Em" Theme Song

When you're bothered by your brothers

And you can't convince your mother

And you don't think you can take another day

Don't swear cause they got your back against the wall

And you think you tried it all

There's a number you should call to throw them underneath the bus

Just leave the busting to us

End Theme Song

Candace dialed the number on screen.

"Hello, Bust 'Em?" she said. "Do I have a show for you?"

Outside, Phineas and Ferb were standing in the backyard.

"Bright, clear, and sunny," Phineas said before he licked his finger. The saliva evaporated in an instant. "Yep, it's gonna be a hot one. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

"Well, I'm off to my cooking class," Linda told the kids. "You kids keep cool today."

Right after Linda drove away, a large truck pulled into the driveway.

"Good, our stuff is here," Phineas said.

"Already?" Candace reacted. She then noticed another vehicle with the 'Bust 'Em' logo on it pull up as well. "You boys keep doing whatever."

Phineas has a bad feeling about this.

"That seemed oddly out of character," he said. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry entered the bathroom and put on his hat.

Perry

Perry turned on the shower. He allowed himself to be sent down the drain.

It led him to his secret lair. He quickly dried up before sitting down.

"Morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "It's a beautiful day in the Tri-State Area, just the kind of day that makes Doctor Doofenshmirtz a little verklempt. That's why your mission is…"

The signal faded.

All Perry could hear from there was, "Sky… weather… rain… Doofenshmirtz. Uh, we're breaking up. Let me call you on the landline."

The landline rang. Perry answered.

"So, just to recap," came Monogram's voice. "Sky, weather, rain, Doofenshmirtz."

Perry saluted.

"Are you Candace?" the host asked.

"Yes," Candace replied, a bit nervous.

"Get in. We're from the TV show."

Candace got in the van.

"My name is Lulu Jones and this is my assistant, Fifi," the host introduced.

"So you think you can bust my brothers?" Candace asked.

"She's so cute, isn't she, Fifi?"

"Yes, she is," Fifi replied.

"You see, Candace, busting is my middle name," said Lulu. "It's actually my name, Lulu 'Busting' Jones. I was born for this job."

"You have no idea what my brothers are capable of," Candace warned.

"Believe me, I know. That's why I created this show. My brothers used to drive me crazy. Let me tell you a story, the story of BUST and THEM. BUST fights THEM, THEM fights back, it's the age-old struggle, but in the end, THEM always wins. Oh wait, BUST always wins. Point is, I feel your pain. Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates or scratching the records."

"My brothers don't break plates or scratch records."

"Whatever they're doing, we'll get them. Our crew has cameras covering every square inch of your backyard. Basically, if a squirrel breaks wind, we'll have it on tape."

Lulu gestured to the monitors. They were all static.

"Fifi, none of these cameras are working," Lulu scolded.

"Actually, camera eight is working fine," Fifi corrected.

Camera eight showed a squirrel breaking wind.

"Your show must be very popular, huh?" Candace asked.

"I mean, we're having some problems with our ratings right now," said Lulu. "Our station is threatening to pull the plug, but with an episode like this, it'll never happen. Gimme one."

Lulu brought out her fist. Candace didn't know what that meant.

"A what?" she asked.

"A 'Bust 'em'!" Lulu explained.

Candace fist-bumped Lulu.

"Bust 'em, bust 'em, bust 'em!" they both cheered.

"They might be done anyway," Candace said.

"Done with what?" Lulu asked.

"It's different every time. I'll show you."

Lulu didn't know what she was expecting to see in the backyard, but it definitely wasn't what she was seeing at that moment.

"So, what are we supposed to be looking at?" Fifi asked.

Candace pointed at the contraption. The moment Fifi laid eyes on it, she collapsed.

"So, what do you think?" Candace asked.

"I think we have our very special episode!" Lulu shouted.

The thing Phineas and Ferb built was a giant water slide in the backyard.

"Hey, Candace!" Phineas greeted from above. "What do you think of the water slide?"

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry tried to swing in through the open window, which Doofenshmirtz was conveniently standing next to.

Except it wasn't a window. It was just a portrait.

The real Doofenshmirtz appeared at the actual window.

"Ha, Perry the Platypus!" he laughed. "I can't believe you fell for that fake window trick!"

Doof was proven wrong when Perry swung in through the real window and kicked Doof in the nose. He quickly looked out to see that the first Perry was a fake.

"I can't believe I fell for the fake Perry the Platypus bit," he said. "That was pretty good, Perry the Platypus, I'll give you props for that one."

Doof gave Perry another tally mark on the board to add onto his millions of points.

"You might be wondering about that hat," Doof said as he gestured to the hat he was wearing. "It's part of my new magic kit. Ever since the seventh grade, I wanted to be a magician. It was a pretty tough road.

Flashback

Back in the seventh grade, Doof did a magic show in front of a small audience.

His first trick was pulling the rabbit out of the hat. Instead of a rabbit, a skunk came out. The skunk sprayed everyone in the crowd.

The second trick was guessing the card chosen by a lucky contestant. Instead of a card, he grabbed another skunk.

By the time Doof got to the third trick, everyone already left, leaving him tied up.

End of Flashback

"I guess my dreams faded into sepia tone somewhere along the way," Doof said. "Oh, Perry the Platypus, your shoes are untied."

Perry looked down at his feet. The floor around him closed, trapping him in a cube.

"Before you go, I'd like to introduce you to the Gloominator 3000!" Doof announced. Perry's trap shook. "What's that? Is that morse code or, 'Oh, that sounds manly and threatening? What does it do?' I'll tell you if you stop bugging me. With this, I will launch thousands of weather pellets into the atmosphere, thereby plunging the Tri-State Area into a new ice age, but before I do that, I shall finally make Perry the Platypus disappear!"

Doof covered Perry's trap in a tarp, then removed it. Much to his surprise, it actually disappeared.

"Huh," he remarked. "I guess I should've stuck with the magic business after all."

Candace saw Phineas, Ferb, and their friends getting on a large raft.

"Hey, Candace," Phineas said. "Wanna be part of our maiden voyage?"

"There is no way I'm gonna be your guinea pig!" Candace yelled.

"Candace, we need you to get on that ride with this secret camera," Lulu said as she gave Candace a helmet with a not-so-secret camera. "Go get that footage and leave the busting to us."

Candace got on the raft with everyone else.

"Okay, make sure your life vests are safely fastened," Phineas said. "Oh, and in case we capsize, your seat cushions can function as a headstone." Phineas noticed Candace's helmet and took it off. "And it's better you don't have any electronics on the ride."

Before Candace could protest, the raft was launched high into the air. They landed on a small slide that carried them slowly and steadily.

"Come on, that wasn't too bad, was it?" Phineas asked.

"Actually, it kinda was," Candace admitted.

Before she could say anymore, the raft reached the end of the slide, where they fell towards a spiky pit.

Surprisingly, all the sharp objects were fake. They just bounced off of it and landed safely in the backyard.

"It's over, right?" Candace asked.

Everyone laughed at Candace's question, except Ferb, who kept his straight face like always.

Before Candace could ask why the kids were laughing, they were all ejected from the raft.

Play "Gotta Make Summer Last"

The kids flew into a volcano. They all landed on separate slides.

Summer, I love summer

Give me that summer time

Candace managed to stop herself at the edge of the slide. She sighed in relief.

Then the kids hit her from behind.

Summer, every 86,400 seconds that pass

I gotta make summer last

End "Gotta Make Summer Last"

The kids landed in a large pool.

"Wanna go again?" Phineas asked Candace.

"Are you crazy?!" Candace screamed.

Lulu stepped in and covered Candace's mouth.

"She'd love to," she said before turning to Candace. "We need that footage if you want to bust them. We disguised the camera this time. Don't lose it."

Lulu put a cowboy hat on Candace's head. This time, the camera was better hidden, though the lens was still shown.

Doof got on a hot air balloon and took off. He inserted a couple of pellets into the Gloominator and launched them into the air. They formed a small tornado.

"Perfect!" he said. "Now for the real thing."

Doof inserted more pellets into the machine.

Perry climbed out of Doof's hat and jumped onto the pellets.

"Perry the Platypus?" Doof reacted.

Perry launched a rabbit out of the hat. Doof smiled.

"Bobo the Bunny, where have you been?" he asked. "I've been looking for you since the seventh grade."

Perry launched even more rabbits out of the hat. Their weight brought the balloon down.

Meanwhile, a farmer and his wife were at an empty bunny farm.

"I can't believe you bought a bunny farm and didn't buy any bunnies," the wife chastised. "What did you think, a bunch of bunnies would just fall out of the sky?"

Right as she said that, she got buried in bunnies.

"Looks like someone owes me an apology," said the farmer.

"So, Lulu, did we get any footage?" Candace asked.

"Did we?" Lulu replied as she gestured to the monitors. All of them had footage of the water park in all its glory. "Now we need you to call your mom for the big confrontation scene and I'll call the station manager."

Candace called Linda. It only took one ring before Linda answered.

"Hey, Candace, what took you so long?" she asked.

"Let's just say, this time, it's gonna be different," Candace replied.

"Sir, you should come over here right away," Lulu said to her manager on the phone. "This will be our best show ever, I guarantee it!"

Doof was continuing to run from Perry. At some point, Doof found a bike and grabbed it, not caring that it belonged to a kid.

Perry noticed a nearby girl skateboarding. He offered her twenty bucks in exchange for the board. The girl accepted the deal with no hesitation.

"This is great," said Lulu. "I can smell that second season pickup."

They heard the sounds of a biker and skateboarder passing by.

"What was that?" Lulu asked.

When the girls weren't looking, a tornado popped up and destroyed the water park.

Right after that happened, Linda and the station manager arrived.

"Candace, what's going on?" Linda asked. "Who are these people?"

"Mom, we're gonna be on TV!" Candace explained. "I can finally prove everything!"

"I'm talking ratings dynamite, sir," Lulu told her manager as she led him to the backyard. "Tell me that's not ratings dynamite!"

"That's not ratings dynamite," said the manager. "That's a suburban backyard."

"I don't understand!" Lulu shouted. "Where did it go?"

At this point, Candace was unfazed.

"Welcome to my world," was all she said.

"Wait, the tapes!" Lulu shouted. "The evidence is in the van!"

The two fist-bumped each other and cheered, "Bust 'em, bust 'em, bust 'em!"

The two ran to the van.

"Do you get that a lot?" the manager asked Linda.

"Pretty much every day," Linda replied.

"How can you put up with it every day?"

"You get used to it."

Candace and Lulu ran to the curb, only to realize the van wasn't there.

Doof drove the Bust 'Em van to get away from Perry.

"So nice of them to leave the keys inside," Doof said.

Perry continued to chase Doof until he reached a red light. Doof ran the red light, while Perry stopped.

"That's what you get for being a goody two-shoes!" Doof shouted. "Now I can get away!" Doof realized too late that he was driving into a tornado. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Perry skateboarded back home.

Agent P

"Hey, boys," Linda greeted. "Did you stay cool today?"

"Hi, Mom," Candace muttered, knowing what would happen next.

"Hi, Mom," said Phineas.

"Oh, there you are Perry."

"Oh, there you are, Perry."

"And Ferb says…"

"And that is why I'll never wear suspenders in public," Ferb said.

"And now for snacks?" Candace asked.

"Why don't you kids come in for some pie?" Linda asked.

"Sure, I could use some."

Later, Candace and Lulu were sitting in the backyard eating some pie.

"Now welcome to my world," Candace told Lulu. "How's that pie?"

Lulu gave a thumbs-up.

Doof was still flying around the tornado. He was getting dizzy.

"Wait, I think I'm supposed to turn into the skid," he realized.

Doof tried just that. Good news, he was out of the twister. Bad news, he was falling at over a hundred miles an hour.

The same farmer and wife from earlier were now at an empty car store parking lot.

"I can't believe you sold our lucrative bunny farm and bought a van rental place, and you didn't buy a single van!" the wife yelled. Right as she said that, a van was coming down from the sky. "Not one word."

CRASH!

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 21

Traffic Cam Caper

The Flynn-Fletchers were having dinner. They were having one of their normal family discussions.

"But Mom, Phineas and Ferb really built a giant escalator to the moon!" Candace yelled.

"Last I checked, the backyard was completely 'moon-elevator' free," Linda argued calmly.

"It's true," said Phineas. "Ferb really did the whole 'one giant step' thing. Check out this moon stuff we brought back."

Phineas showed some moon rocks while Ferb showed the American flag that was placed on the moon.

"You kids are so adorable," said Lawrence.

Candace groaned. "You don't believe it? I'm so over this."

"Oh, Candace, revel in your brothers' imagination," said Linda. "It makes life so much more fun."

"Pushing the boundaries of time and space can really make a guy tired," Phineas admitted as he and Ferb yawned.

"See? How fun is that?"

The kids headed upstairs to bed.

Lawrence looked through his mail.

"I got a traffic ticket from that camera they installed across the street," he said. "That blasted device picks up everything on the block 24 hours a day."

Candace was intrigued. She peaked downstairs to listen in.

"Doesn't it run out of tape?" Linda asked.

"No, it's on a compressed CD thingamabob," Lawrence replied. "It can store months of digital video."

Candace looked out the window. She saw the camera Lawrence was referring to.

"Gotcha," she smiled.

Perry was asleep in the boys' room.

His peace and quiet was interrupted when he heard his watch vibrate. He covered it so the boys wouldn't hear. He quickly jumped into a magician's hat.

He flew out of another magician's hat in his lair. A woman in a blue dress appeared and pointed at Perry like he was an act in a magic show.

Monogram and Carl watched from the screen and applauded.

"Excellent trick, Agent P," Monogram complimented before getting down to business. "Sorry to interrupt you at this late hour, but we're about to give you the most important mission of your career. Our computer indicates that a city security camera located near your hideout has recorded your comings and goings as a secret agent. It is crucial to the agency's security that you get those recordings and bring them back to HQ for special disposal."

Perry left the base and found the camera. He prepared to climb the lamppost and grab the disc.

He was interrupted when he noticed Candace leaving the house with a ladder in hand.

She set the ladder near the camera, and climbed it. She looked around to make sure no one was looking. Once she confirmed the coast was clear, she ejected the disc.

"I'm just borrowing this," she said.

Perry sighed in exhaustion.

Candace entered her room and turned on her laptop. She inserted the disc. The footage that played was everything she hoped for.

The elevator to the moon.

The backyard beach.

The roller rink.

And that was only the tip of the iceberg.

"Can it be?" she asked herself before noticing Perry right next to her. She was too excited to mind. "Perry, it's so beautiful!"

Phineas and Ferb entered the room.

"Candace, you okay?" Phineas asked. "Your muffled emotion woke us up. Whathca watchin?"

"Just a little summer mini-series called evidence!" Candace replied as she showed the footage.

"Wait, this isn't an attempt to bust us, is it?" Phineas asked, suspicious.

"No," Candace lied.

The boys gave Candace a glare signifying they didn't believe her. She knew she had to think of something. The first thing that came to mind was when the boys themselves tried to prove that the escalator to the moon was real.

"Well, think of it this way," she said. "You can prove to Mom and Dad that those moon rocks you collected were real. Mom would be so impressed knowing what you boys accomplished."

This was enough to convince the boys.

"Alright," said Phineas, though he still sounded a bit skeptical. "Let's show her then."

The boys left the room to find Linda. Candace stayed behind.

"Oh, Perry, Perry, Perry," she said, not noticing Perry getting closer and closer to the computer. "I will remember this night always. Just think, on this very computer are the deliciously incriminating images from the CD I borrowed that will finally bust my brothers."

Candace laughed a maniacal laugh. That's when Linda came in.

"Candace, what's this about?" she asked.

"Mom, I finally have…" Candace was about to say.

"Not this again. Can this wait until morning?" Linda headed to her room.

"How's seven o'clock sound?" Phineas asked.

"And you two, out!" Linda yelled.

Phineas and Ferb entered Candace's room.

"We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30," Phineas said.

"Nine!" Linda said.

"Okay, make that nine."

None of the kids noticed Perry sneak out the window.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated… after hours

Perry knocked on the door to Doof's apartment. After a while, Doof answered.

"Perry the Platypusss, one sec," he said as he removed teeth blockers from his mouth. "What? The pressures of an evil life. I need a grind guard. Wait, why are you here? I don't have an evil plan until tomorrow."

Perry ignored Doof and ran inside. Doof did not take kindly to that.

"Okay, come on in," he said, sarcastically.

Perry pushed a button on the wall. A door opened to reveal a ten-foot tall robot that looked like a normal human man in a suit.

"Hi, I'm Norm," it introduced itself.

"That's it?" Doof asked. "You just want to borrow Norm, my giant robot henchman? Fine, knock yourself out. I'm going back to bed. Just so you know, he's a little low on oil, oh, and I don't want to see one scratch on that machine."

Perry gave Doof a thumbs-up in assurance before climbing into Norm's chest cavity.

"Hey, Candace, Ferb wants to make a full presentation for Mom," Phineas said. "Can we borrow the CD?"

"No way, Phineas!" Candace replied. "There's no way I'm letting this baby out of my sight! This is the happiest moment of my life, and there's nothing you creeps can do to take it away from me!"

Right after she said that, a giant robot opened the roof and took the CD.

"Hello, children," it said. "I'll take that! My name is Norm!"

Norm stomped away from the house.

All three kids were dumbfounded.

"What was that?" Candace asked.

"I don't know," Phineas replied.

"Keep it down!" Linda yelled.

"So, you didn't make that?" Candace asked in a softer voice.

"No, but I want one," Phineas replied.

"But that thing ran off with the disk."

"Don't worry. We'll get it back."

"Wait, you'll willingly help me bust you?"

"Sure, as long as we get something out of it. Plus, battling a giant robot. How cool is that?"

"Excellent."

The kids got on their bikes and biked after the robot. Unfortunately for them, Norm had rocket boots.

Play "That's How The Animals Go"

Meanwhile, at the base of OWCA, the Organization With Cool Animals, Monogram was passing the time by playing guitar.

Monogram:

And the kitty goes

Agent K meowed.

And the owl goes

Agent O hooted.

And the doggy goes

Agent D barked.

And the turkey goes

There was no response.

"Sir, we lost Agent T last November," Carl said.

"Oh, right," Monogram cringed before continuing the song.

And that's how the animals go, go, go

And that's how the animals go

"Okay, everyone," he said. "One more time, with feeling."

Pause "That's How The Animals Go"

Perry just finished refueling Norm. That's when he noticed something in the distance.

He looked through his binoculars to see his owners riding after him on a rocket bike.

He quickly got back in the cockpit and continued driving. He realized too late that he forgot to replace the oil cap.

The rockets broke off. Perry had no choice but to walk Norm the rest of the way.

After a while, he reached a bridge. It started to open up.

Ferb jumped onto Norm and tried to grab him. Norm simply shook him off.

Unfortunately for Norm, the bridge opened too much. He slipped and fell. He hung onto the edges with his toes.

Phineas saw his chance. He got onto the legs and grabbed the CD while it was hanging out.

Sadly, Norm completely fell. Phineas managed to jump onto the bridge, but he was hanging on the edge. To make matters worse, there was oil on the edge, making it more slippery.

"Candace, help!" he shouted.

"I'm coming!" Candace shouted.

Candace noticed that both Phineas and the disc were hanging on the edge. She knew she couldn't save both. Given the choice, she knew which one she had to choose.

Phineas couldn't hold on much longer. He was about to fall.

Thankfully, Candace grabbed him at the last second.

"Candace, you saved me," Phineas smiled. "But, what about the disc?"

"You may be a pain, but you're still my brother," Candace replied as she hugged Phineas. "Besides, we still have the rocket for evidence."

When she turned back, though, the rocket launched into the air and exploded.

That's when Ferb showed up flying on a propeller pack. He had the disc in hand.

"Alright, Ferb!" Phineas and Candace cheered.

To their shock, Ferb just flew away without saying a word.

"Ferb, where are you going?" Phineas asked.

Right after he said that, Ferb slid onto the bridge, covered in oil.

"What did I miss?" he asked.

"That was weirder than the giant robot," Candace remarked.

The Ferb with the disc took off his costume to reveal none other than…

Perry

He made it to headquarters without a scratch. Monogram and Carl were waiting for him.

"Ah, Agent P," Monogram said. "I assume your mission was a complete success?"

Perry showed the disc. He handed it to Monogram.

Monogram put a glove on before picking up the disc. He handed it to Carl, who picked it up using clampers. He threw the disc in the trash can.

Perry glared at Monogram and Carl for their overdramatic act.

"Agent P, you saved this organization," said Monogram. "If there's anything we can do for you in return, don't hesitate."

Perry grinned.

The next morning, Lawrence received a letter in the mail.

"I can't believe it!" he shouted excitedly. "My video traffic ticket has been cleared! I guess there is someone looking out for me!"

Continue "That's How The Animals Go"

Back at OWCA, Monogram was continuing his song.

Monogram:

And the chicken goes

Agent C clucked.

And the dog goes

Agent D barked.

And the worm goes

Agent W remained silent.

"Outstanding, Agent W," Monogram said ironically. Agent C tried to eat Agent W. "Agent C, don't do that."

And the new guy goes

The newly appointed Agent N, better known as Norm, sat down with a small fedora on his head.

"I'm Norm," he said.

"You know, it's weird that he's not an animal," Monogram said. "We should fire him."

"Already on it, sir," Carl said as he took out a pen and paper.

And that's how the animals go, go, go

And that's how the animals go

End "That's How The Animals Go"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 22

Comet Kermillian

"Isn't today great?" Candace asked. "It's so great!"

"Candace, what's got you in such a good mood?" Linda asked.

"Jeremy asked me to play croquet with him in the park."

"Well, be sure to be home in time for the barbecue," said Lawrence. "We're gonna watch Kermillian's comet fly past the earth."

"A comet?" Phineas reacted. "Cool."

"It only comes around every 73 years. We'll be barbecuing steaks for the whole neighborhood."

"Be sure to bring Jeremy," Linda teased.

"You had me at Jeremy," Candace said before blushing brightly. "I mean steaks! You had me at steaks!"

"Why's it called Kermillian's Comet?" Phineas asked.

"It was named after an ancient Danville astronomer, Augustus Kermillian," Lawrence explained. "It's been said that if you wish on a comet, your wish will come true."

"Wow, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today," said Phineas.

"By the way, where is Perry?" Lawrence wondered.

"Agent P, sorry to disturb you," Monogram told Perry through the family TV. "But we have an emergency. We've just been informed that all the steaks in the Tri-State Area have disappeared. This has Doofenshmirtz written all over it. Give him the smackdown, Agent P. The fate of the world rests entirely in your hands."

Right as Perry went out, Lawrence came in. He overheard the 'fate of the world' statement.

"The fate of the world?" he asked.

Monogram quickly came up with a cover.

"Uh, welcome to our telethon," he said. "If you're joining us, your dollars are helping us find a cure for… antidisestablishmentarianism."

"Goodness me, that sounds dreadful," Lawrence said as he sat down.

"Oh, it is. It makes you look pale and weak like this young lad." Monogram pulled Carl into the camera view.

"Poor thing, look at that." Lawrence quickly realized something. "Wait a minute. Antidisestablishmentarianism? That's more of an ideological stance than a disease."

"Well look at that." Monogram pushed Carl away. "Seems they just found a cure. Thanks to all the viewers who donated. Bye, now."

The screen went static. That's when Linda arrived.

"Honey, you ready to go?" she asked.

"Yes," Lawrence replied. "Did you know they found a cure for antidisestablishmentarianism?"

"Great. I can finally take off this puce ribbon."

Candace made it to the park. She saw Jeremy waving at her.

"Hey, Candace," he greeted. "You remember my little sister, Suzy?"

Suzy appeared from behind Jeremy. She stared at Candace with an evil grin.

"I thought it was just gonna be us," said Candace

"Well, my folks told me to keep an eye on Suzy for the afternoon," Jeremy explained. "Who's my favorite girl?"

"I am, I am!" Suzy cheered. "Would you show me how to play croquet?"

"Sure thing."

Candace noticed a pie on the picnic basket and picked it up.

"Is this homemade?" she asked.

"It is," Jeremy replied. "My mom made it. I'll get some plates and napkins."

"Well, tell her that it's just…"

Before Candace could finish, Suzy hit the ball with her croquet stick, hitting the pie and causing it to hit Candace in the face.

"So, we meet again, Candace Flynn," she said menacingly. "There's only room for one girl in Jeremy's life, and that's me. Oh, and here he comes now."

Jeremy arrived and saw the mess Candace was in.

"Candace, what happened?" he asked. "Here's a napkin."

"I don't know what happened," Candace quickly lied.

"That's fine. Want a soda?"

"Yeah, that'd be great."

Right as Jeremy turned around, Candace felt herself get sprayed by soda. Once the spraying stopped, she opened her eyes to see it was Suzy's doing.

"Candace, there are some street performers over there that…" Jeremy was about to say before noticing what happened to Candace. "I'll get another napkin."

"These are some great blueprints for our giant observatory, Ferb," Phineas said. "First thing we need is a lens."

They managed to get a lens by taking a giant pair of glasses from the roof of a glasses store.

After that, the boys tested a laser cannon in the observatory. The beam reflected off of the walls until it got a strand of Phineas' hair.

"Cool, new hairdo," he said.

It took a bit longer than usual, but the boys finished building the observatory.

"Hey, Phineas," came Isabella. "Whatcha doin?"

"Ferb and I are building a giant observatory to watch Kermillian's Comet tonight," Phineas replied.

"Sounds like fun."

"We're gonna put on a laser light show, and as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet, that way when it comes back in 73 years, we can all show our grandchildren. Oh, and my parents are cooking steaks for everyone."

"You had me at our grandchildren."

"What?"

"I mean steaks! You had me at steaks!"

Linda and Lawrence headed to the butcher shop. They saw a sign that read, 'WE HAVE NO STEAKS'.

"No steaks?" Linda reacted. "Let's try uptown."

Candace, Jeremy, and Suzy were walking around the park after a game of croquet.

"Want to see those street performers?" Jeremy asked.

"Sure," Candace replied.

"I'm gonna grab some snacks. I'll meet you over there."

"Okay. Come on, Suzy." Candace realized Suzy was missing. "Suzy?"

Elsewhere, an elderly lady was feeding some squirrels. That's when Suzy approached her.

"Hello," she greeted. "Could I have some nuts to feed the squirrels?"

"I'd love to, but I only have one left."

"That's fine." Suzy made a mischievous smile. "I only need one."

The woman was terrified seeing Suzy smile like that. She gave her the nut.

Suzy gladly took the nut and walked away.

She found Candace looking for her. She quickly showed the nut to some nearby squirrels, then used her croquet stick to send the nut into Candace's pants. The squirrels followed the nut.

The squirrels fought for the nut inside Candace's pants. It was the most unpleasant experience for Candace. She rolled around and screamed in pain.

Play "S-I-M-P"

Nearby, some street performers were starting a song.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream

Candace screamed louder than she ever screamed before.

"There are squirrels in my pants!" she cried.

To everyone in the area, they saw Candace's moves as just a unique dance.

"That girl has some serious squirrels in her pants," one performer said, assuming the statement was a metaphor.

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats

S-I-M-P

, squirrels in my pants!

S to the I to the M to the P

Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down.

S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to M to the P

Jeremy started dancing along. Others followed not long after.

Who you got back and watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

How can I qualify for government grants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Got an Aunt Florence living in France

She can't see the squirrels in her pants

Step right over and watch me put it down

S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to M to the P

By this point, the squirrels managed to find their way out of Candace's pants. She didn't realize this, and she still danced around like they were still there.

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie

Baby, you don't need an academic degree

Everybody's smellin' my pot-pourri

S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down

Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it

Down, down on the ground

'Cause you know I got it goin' on

S to the I to the M to the P

S to the I to the M to the P

If your pockets are empty get a cash advance

S to the I to the M to the P

S to the I to the M to the P

If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants

If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance

Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants

Ain't about love, ain't about romance

I got squirrels in my pants

End "S-I-M-P"

It was right after the song ended that one of the performers realized, "Wait a minute. She had actual squirrels in her pants."

"We just got served," said the other performer.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

"One second please," Doof said before answering the door.

He was wearing a purple and orange bathrobe, as well as glasses with steak lenses.

"What are you looking at?" Doof asked as if nothing was amiss. "Oh, wait, these? These are my latest invention, steak specs. I came up with the idea after your constant visits."

He took off his specs to reveal that his eyes had been getting swollen because he was constantly kicked in them.

"With these on, you don't have to constantly hold a steak to your black eyes," he explained. "I plan on mass-producing these. I'll make millions! Let me show you."

Doof led Perry inside, revealing a large steak containment unit.

"I've stolen all the steaks in the Tri-State Area and I keep them here in my Steak Containment Unit, or SCU for short," he explained before noticing Perry wander off. "Wait, what are you doing?"

Perry removed a tarp to reveal something much bigger than steak-lensed glasses.

"That's just a heat ray in case I want to do something later," he said.

Back at the park, Jeremy noticed an ice cream cart nearby.

"Why don't you stay with Suzy while I buy some ice cream?" he suggested.

Remembering what happened earlier, Candace wasn't gonna take her chances.

"No, you stay with Suzy, I'll buy ice cream," she said.

Unfortunately for Candace, Suzy was expecting that.

When the time was right, Suzy hit the croquet ball once more. Candace stepped on it, slipped, and fell into the cart.

The cart slid down a set of stairs, passed the street performers from earlier, onto a mime, then onto a tree. To make matters worse, the squirrels fell from the tree and crawled right into Candace's pants.

Candace would never learn how she made it out of there alive, but she did, and with a fudgie bar no less. She managed to walk all the way back to Jeremy.

"Here you go," Candace said. "All they had was fudgie bars."

"Candace, what happened?" Jeremy asked.

"There were so many of them. The horror."

"Maybe you should sit down. Now, tell me what happened again."

"I know something that'll make you feel better," said Suzy. "Say hello to Mr. Chipping."

Suzy showed a squirrel that she managed to capture. Candace screamed and tried to back away.

"Get that thing away from me!" she demanded.

"Candace, it's just a squirrel," Jeremy assured.

"That's not the one I'm talking about!" Candace ran away.

This left Jeremy confused and concerned. "What happened to her?"

"I don't know, but these violent moods are probably a sign of deeper emotional imbalance," said Suzy.

"What?" Jeremy asked.

"Ha, bubble!"

"Ladies and gentlemen," Phineas announced to a crowd of kids, including Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Django. "Welcome to the Ob-Ferb-atory! Step this way, please. Single file line. The laser show will begin momentarily. Please, no flash photography." Once everyone was inside, Phineas contacted Ferb. "Alright, Ferb. That's everyone. Kill the lights."

In the amphitheater, the lights cut out, and a large screen turned on, depicting outer space.

"Space, it's really big," Phineas said on a speaker. "It's filled with planets of all shapes and sizes, and millions of shiny stars. It also has many comets flying through it, including one named after the ancient Danville astronomer, Kermillian."

Phineas was lowered onto the stage via a rope controlled by Ferb. Django noticed where Ferb was controlling the rope. He couldn't help but find it cute.

Wait, what am I thinking? he thought to himself. Do I…

Outside, Candace returned home to see the large dome.

"What's going on?" she asked herself before realizing exactly what was going on. "Phineas, Ferb!"

"And now, behold…" Phineas said. "Kermillian's Comet!"

The roof opened to reveal the comet. The screen zoomed in so the kids could get a better look.

Ferb pushed a button. A laser fired from the observatory. It carved the boys' faces onto the comet.

That's when Candace came in.

"Phineas, you guys put your face on a comet?" she asked. "I'm telling Mom."

"Good idea, Candace," Phineas said sarcastically. "She's definitely gonna hate it."

Doof noticed Perry typing on his computer.

"You're not trying to hack into the ray-gun system, are you?" he asked. "What am I worried about? You'll never guess my secret password."

"Doofalicious, access granted," said the computer.

"Okay, that's enough," Doof said as he tried to take the computer.

Perry was faster, though. He grabbed Doof's hands and flipped him over.

"System overload," the computer said.

The inator fired lasers everywhere. Doof quickly started running to avoid the beams.

The observatory got hit with multiple lasers. The place shook. The kids thought it was all part of the show.

"Ferb, easy on the lasers!" Phineas yelled. "We still have an 8:30 show!"

Phineas finally felt the shaking. He realized this was something else.

"Can I have everyone's attention?" he said to the crowd. "Please don't panic. We're experiencing technical difficulties. Please head to the nearest exit in a calm, orderly…" Phineas almost got crushed by a giant piece of debris. "Okay, now you can panic."

The kids all hurried to the exit.

Once they all made it out, they noticed one giant laser hit the observatory.

"Ferb, what's happening?" Phineas asked. The observatory exploded. "That was… so cool!"

The kids cheered.

Another one of the inator's lasers hit the SCU.

Perry put on his jetpack and flew away.

"Hey, get back here, Perry the Platypus!" Doof demanded before getting distracted by the smell of steak. "Ooh, something smells delicious."

The SCU exploded, sending steak flying everywhere.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus," Doof muttered.

Linda and Lawrence returned home, frustrated.

"I can't believe there wasn't a single steak," Linda said.

"Mom, Dad, Phineas and Ferb carved their faces on a comet!" Candace shouted.

Linda and Lawrence looked up at the comet. They couldn't see any faces from where they were at.

"Candace, I don't see any faces," said Lawrence.

"You can only see it from the observatory!" Candace explained as she opened the gate. There was no observatory. "B-b-but."

"I'm sorry, kids," said Linda. "We searched the entire town but couldn't find a single steak."

"Ah," the kids whined.

"I even brought my own plate," said Buford.

"At least we can enjoy Kermillian's Comet together," said Lawrence.

"Yeah, before it disappears for another 73 years," Phineas added.

"Well then, when I'm eighty-eight, you two are busted," said Candace.

"Actually, you'd be 88 ," Ferb corrected.

"Whatever!"

"Well, honey, make a wish," Lawrence told Linda.

"I wish we had steak," Linda said.

"Me too," Buford added.

Right after he said that, some steak fell onto his plate.

"I didn't think that would work," Linda admitted.

That's when Jeremy showed up.

"Candace, you okay?" he asked.

Candace smiled and blushed.

"You came to check on me?" she asked.

"Of course," Jeremy replied, blushing a bit. "So, that's Kermillian's Comet. Did you make a wish?"

"Yes." Candace took Jeremy's hand.

"And did it come true?"

"It just did."

Suzy tried to hit Candace with the croquet ball again. This time, though, her efforts were in vain. She got covered in multiple steaks.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 23

Unfair Science Fair - Part 1

"What should we do today?" Phineas wondered as he and Ferb scrolled through a list of ideas. "Build an underwater skate park? Sounds wicked. Fly with rocket-powered bat wings? Awesome. Teach Perry tricks? He's just a platypus. They don't do much."

Perry chattered.

That's when Isabella came in.

"Hey, Phineas," she said. "You might wanna check on Baljeet. I was walking by his house and heard him scream, 'Aiee! I'm doomed to be an incomplete flunky forever, ever, ever, ever!' I added the echo part."

"It sounds pretty serious," Phineas said.

The boys went to Baljeet's house.

"Baljeet, it's Phineas and Ferb!" Phineas called. He found the door to Baljeet's room. He opened it to reveal it was completely dark. "Why are all the lights off?"

"Darkness is a shroud that hides my shame," Baljeet replied.

Phineas turned on the light. "Hey, why don't you tell us what's going on?"

"Because of the seventeen summer-school classes I am taking, I qualified for the science fair, so I decided to design this."

Baljeet showcased the blueprints. Phineas and Ferb were impressed.

"A portal to Mars?" Phineas reacted. "Cool."

"No, not cool!" Baljeet snapped. "When I showed it to my teacher, he said, 'Well, this is very creative, but unless you can make a working model, the best I can give you is an A-minus.' That would be the worst grade of my life."

"Why don't you just build one?"

"I'm not mechanically inclined like the two of you. To truly understand my predicament, I feel it would be best expressed in a song."

Play "Baliwood"

Baljeet:

From the mountains of the Himalayas

To the valleys of Kashmir

My forefathers and their forefathers

Knew one thing very clear

To be a great success in life

You have to make the grade

But if I cannot build a prototype

My dreams will be pureed

Pureed, pureed

Phineas:

I know what we're gonna do today

Ferb and I are on the case

We'll help you build your prototype

You won't be a disgrace

Baljeet:

Good

With your mechanical inclinations

And my scientific expertise

We're a team that cannot be beaten

Phineas:

Wait, something just occurred to me

Where's Perry, where's Perry?

End "Baliwood"

"Did you have him when you came over?" Baljeet asked.

Perry walked to a bookshelf. He put on his hat and pulled a certain book.

A drawer opened up. Perry jumped into it.

Perry landed in his lair. What he saw next was shocking.

Monogram was putting on his hair.

"Oh, Agent P," he said as he quickly finished putting it on. "It appears that Doofenshmirtz has made some rather unusual purchases of chicken wire, three metric tons of baking soda, and lederhosen. You know, those weird bib-shorts that make you look like a walking cuckoo clock? Man, he is one sick puppy."

Perry left to do his mission.

Meanwhile, Candace was in her room scrolling through her list of contacts.

"Let's see, who should I call first?" she wondered. "How about Jeremy?"

Candace dialed the number. After a ring, she heard Jeremy's voice. "Hey, it's Jeremy. You know what to do after the…"

The phone beeped before the sentence was finished.

"Hey, it's Candace," Candace said. "Just seeing what's going on today. Call me back if you want to. Okay, bye." She hung up. "That never gets easier. That's okay, I can just call Stacy. She's probably been waiting by the phone all morning."

Candace tried calling Stacy. After one ring, Stacy's voice said, "You reached Stacy's mobile. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

"Hey, it's Candace. Call me!" Candace hung up again. "That's weird. Who else can I call? I know. Jenny. I haven't seen her since the boys built a beach in the backyard."

Candace dialed the number. Like everyone else before, Jenny's voice said, "Leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

Candace was getting tired. All she said was, "Call me."

Candace laid on her bed and sighed.

"Where is everyone?" she wondered. "Are they all having fun without me?" She sat up. "So, all my friends need time to themselves, huh? Well, not without me, they're not."

Candace went to the Slushy Burger at the mall. She asked the manager about Jeremy's whereabouts.

"I've been looking for Jeremy too," he said. "I need him to work tomorrow. Our fry guy just defected over to Taco Teepee." He shook his fist at the stand across from the Slushy Burger. "You win this one, Cooks With Grease!"

Candace headed back to her neighborhood to search for her other friends. That's when her phone vibrated. She opened it to see she got a text from Stacy.

'CYL BFF S.'

"What is this?" Candace asked, before instantly jumping to conclusions. "'Candace, you loser, bad friendships fail, Stacy.'" Candace sighed. "It feels like I don't exist anymore, like I'm a nobody. I wish I could go to some cool faraway place and start over."

That's when Candace noticed the boys' bikes.

The boys just managed to get the parts for the portal. They started bringing the pieces in.

Baljeet tried to nail two pieces of wood together. He didn't know why, but it wasn't working.

Phineas took Baljeet's hammer and turned it around.

Phineas rolled the circular piece into place. Ferb used a drill to screw it still.

Phineas did a bit of calculations so the portal would aim for Mars.

Baljeet once again struggled with a tool, this time, with a wrench. Once again, Phineas had to turn it around for him.

After a while, the portal was finished.

"You're all set for tomorrow, Baljeet," Phineas said.

"Inside I am thanking you a thousand times," Baljeet said. "Even though on the outside, I remain quite frugal."

That's when Candace came in.

"What are you boys up to?" she asked.

"We just built a portal that will teleport you to a cool, faraway place," Phineas replied.

"That's all I needed to hear. Candace Flynn is out. Peace."

Candace walked through the portal.

"Welcome to Mars," Phineas said.

It took a second for Candace to process that. "Wait, what?"

That's when the portal closed.

"No, the portal is broken," Baljeet cried. "Now I will never get a good grade and…" Baljeet turned to see the boys glaring at him. "There's also your sister who is stranded on a distant barren planet."

"Don't worry, we can fix it," Phineas assured. "Candace is probably screaming our names as we speak."

"Phineas! Ferb!" Candace screamed. "You guys are so busted! Now I truly am alone!"

Candace noticed a Mars rover. That gave her an idea.

Meanwhile, at the NASA base in Houston, a scientist was monitoring everything the rover was recording.

"AAAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" he screamed. He didn't notice the teenage human girl waving at the rover's camera. "I HAVE BEEN STARING AT RED ROCKS FOR TWENTY YEARS! THAT'S ALL THERE IS ON THAT STUPID PLANET! THERE IS NO LIFE ON MARS! I'M SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN! GAME OVER!"

The scientist shut down everything.

Candace noticed the rover powering down.

"Stupid rover!" she shouted as she kicked the rover. "You're not gonna ignore me, too! Take that, you unmanned exploratory vehicle! That's what I thought!"

That's when this tiny green creature with three eyes stacked on top of each other appeared. Candace backed away in fear.

The creature made weird noises. More creatures exactly like it appeared from behind the rocks. They all surrounded Candace and lifted her into the air.

"What are you doing?" she reacted. "Put me down!"

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry climbed onto the wall. He used a blowtorch he stored in his hat to burn a hole. He then did his usual grand entrance. He saw what looked like Doof drawing a blueprint.

"Perry the Platypus, what's up?" he said. "Oh, are you here to…? No, no, no. I'm running a bit behind. I'm still in the middle of basic plotting and scheming. Plus, I can't give you my evil scheme monologue because I write that last. That's how I roll."

Perry was about to leave. Doof had to think of something.

"Wait, you can help me, that way I can finish faster, and you can defeat me faster," he said. "It's a win-win. Let me grab my coupons. We'll start shopping for supplies."

Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, and Baljeet just finished rebuilding the portal. All they had to do now was open it at the right place.

The first place shown was Venus.

The second one was Earth during prehistoric times. Phineas managed to switch it before any dinosaurs could come out.

Then, the boys saw themselves with a portal to Mars.

"Hey, just watch us and you'll fix the portal!" said future Baljeet. "Also, gesundheit."

Present Baljeet sneezed right after his future self said that.

Luckily for the boys, their fourth attempt was a success.

"It worked!" Phineas cheered. "Okay, give us twenty minutes to find Candace, then open up the portal."

The boys walked through the portal.

"Please be careful," said Baljeet. "I still need your help for the science fair tomorrow."

The portal closed right after Baljeet said that.

The boys noticed the broken rover.

"It looks like Candace was here," said Phineas. "Good thing you brought your tools, Ferb. Hey, I have an idea."

The Martians led Candace to their small civilization. They set her down on a chair.

"What's going on?" she asked right before one of the Martians gave her a crown. "Oh, you're making me your ruler?"

Candace's hopes were confirmed when the Martians brought out a table filled with lots of different cuisine.

"Cool," Candace said. "Let's get this party started. Crank the tunes." The Martians stared at her in confusion. "You know, music. You don't know what music is? It's like this."

Play "Queen of Mars"

Candace grabbed one of the Martians' antenna and played it like a guitar string. The others quickly followed suit. They used their teeth like piano keys and their ears like bugle horns.

"Now you're getting it," Candace said.

Candace:

I was just a lonely girl

Looking for a little fun

Thought without a friend in the world

I was forced to find a new one

Now I'm the queen of Mars

I was invisible on Earth

It only took a magic portal to Mars

To give me some self-worth

You put a crown on my head

And you all seem to worship me

Well, you don't understand a word I said

Still you treat me like royalty

'Cause I'm the queen of Mars

I was invisible on Earth

It only took a magic portal to Mars

To give me some self-worth

Phineas and Ferb, now riding a rebuilt rover, heard the song.

"Woo-hoo!" Phineas cheered. "Follow that music, Ferb!"

End "Queen of Mars"

You are much more attentive than my friends on Earth, Candace said. "And better at building statues of me." She gestured to the statue of her face they carved on the surface of Mars. "Come on, let's walk and talk. Of course, I'll do most of the talking."

As Candace and the Martians were walking, they saw another rover. The Martians spoke gibberish, but Candace could tell they were begging her to destroy the rover. She reluctantly obliged, making them all cheer.

That's when Phineas and Ferb arrived on their rover.

"Candace, we're here to rescue you," Phineas said.

"Why would I go back to being a nobody when I can be the queen of here?" Candace asked.

The Martians quickly surrounded the boys.

"Candace, what are they doing?" Phineas asked.

"Ignore them, they're harmless," Candace assured. "Hey, why don't you hang out a while so you can tell everyone how popular I am?"

Meanwhile, Doof and Perry reached the grocery store. Doof pushed a cart while Perry rode on the baby seat.

"Let's see," Doof said as he handed Perry a list. "You take the list and cross things off as we go. Should we get something for later, like one of those big pickles or a three-bean salad?"

Doof hit another cart. When he looked, it was Monogram pushing the other cart and Carl riding in the driver's seat.

Monogram backed away. Perry and Doof looked at each other, confused.

"Well, that was awkward," Doof said.

Candace sat on her throne trying to mind her own business. It was hard to do when the Martians were constantly staring at her with those creepy smiles.

"I'm gonna go for a walk," she said as she tried to walk out. She was stopped when the Martians came to her with another rover to destroy. "Not now, guys. I would just like to go for a walk again."

That's when she heard a car pull up. She turned around to see it was just Phineas and Ferb.

"Guys, what are you doing here?" she asked.

"Ferb just explained to the Martians how we got here," Phineas explained. "He speaks Martian. They're really excited about the idea of a science fair."

Phineas gestured to nearby, where some nearby Martians were setting up a Science Fair stand.

Candace rolled her eyes. "Figures. I'm the queen of little green nerds. Can you tell them I want a little time to myself?"

Ferb spoke in Martian. One of the Martians replied.

Ferb turned to Candace and said, "They say, 'Fine, but not without them.'"

"Okay, just because I need to do things without you sometimes doesn't mean I don't like you," Candace assured the Martians before she realized, "Wait, that's exactly what I assumed about my friends. Oh, I'm an idiot."

The Martians surrounded Phineas and Ferb.

"It appears the Martians are blaming us for you wanting to leave," Phineas assumed.

Candace hurried onto the rover. "Quick, get in!" The boys got onto the rover. Candace turned to the Martians. "Queen Candace is out. Peace."

Candace drove away. The three looked behind them and saw the Martians merging into one.

"Candace, did you know they can do that?" Phineas asked.

"No, but get this," Candace replied. "They're bodies are musical instruments, yet they have never discovered music before. Martians are so lame."

"Candace, do you have your phone with you?"

Candace reluctantly handed the boys her phone. "Yeah, but I don't know what you want to do with it."

Phineas dialed a number on Candace's phone.

"Hello, Baljeet?" he said. "We kinda need you to open the portal now. They're gaining on us."

"How is it we have bars here?" Candace wondered.

The portal opened. The three siblings managed to make it through before the Martians could grab them.

"Thanks for helping me, Perry the Platypus," Doof thanked. "I usually hate shopping, but you make it fun."

Perry pointed at the large machine on the balcony. It took Doof a second to realize what Perry was pointing at.

"Oh, that's my first inator," Doof explained. "Good story. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I should probably get back to my latest evil scheme. So long, sucker!"

Doof slammed the door with his foot.

Candace quickly biked home.

"Mom!" she shouted.

"Hey, Candace," Linda greeted. "Where have you been? I want you to see my telescope."

"Telescope? Perfect!"

Doof looked at his inator.

"I don't even remember what this does," he realized. Doof pushed the button. It fired a laser into space. "Oh, that's what it does. No wonder I lost to a baking soda volcano."

Candace looked through the telescope. She could see Mars, and more importantly, her face carved onto the surface.

"Take a look at Mars," Candace said. "Who does that look like?"

Linda looked through the telescope.

Unbeknownst to either of them, the laser from Doof's inator hit Mars, right where Candace's face was carved.

"Hmm, it looks like a Rhesus monkey with a powdered wig," Linda said.

Candace took one last look at the face carved on Mars. It did look like a monkey.

"B-b-but," she stuttered.

Candace sat in front of the house and sighed.

"There you are," she heard a voice say.

Candace turned to see Jeremy, Stacy, and Jenny right there. She smiled and hugged all of them.

"There you are," she smiled. "Where have you been?"

"I was at the dentist," Jenny replied.

"I was taking my sister to the movies," said Jeremy.

"Didn't you get my text?" Stacy asked. "Call you later, best friends forever, Stacy."

Candace giggled in embarrassment. "That's what I thought it said. It's funny, I thought you were all avoiding me."

"Actually, I was avoiding you," said some random guy no one knew.

"Do I know you?" Candace asked.

"That's how great it's been working. Unknown guy is out. Peace."

Candace and her friends stared at the guy in confusion and bewilderment.

To be continued…

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 24

Unfair Science Fair - Part 2

Phineas and Ferb headed to the mall. They saw Baljeet at the science fair with the portal to Mars.

"Wow, Baljeet, you already set up," Phineas said, impressed.

"I have been here since midnight waiting for everyone," Baljeet said. "I cannot stop smiling. I have cramps in my cheeks."

"Here, let me help you." Phineas shook Baljeet's cheeks until the cramps faded. "There you go, buddy."

Baljeet sighed with relief. "Now I'll just hang out here and 'be cool' until my teacher gets here." Baljeet's wide smile returned. "Oh no, it is happening again."

Meanwhile, Candace was watching Jeremy through her binoculars. He was making a corn dog.

"Oh yeah," she smiled. "No one makes a corn dog like you."

"Hey, Candace," Jeremy said. "Nice binoculars."

Candace laughed nervously. "Yep, these are definitely working. I just bought these from my dad and was, you know, making sure they work. You can see really far away or really up close."

Candace got distracted by the help wanted sign. Jeremy noticed this.

"Hey, you should apply," he suggested. "We could work together."

"You mean side by side?" Candace asked. "I would…"

Before Candace could finish that statement, a girl around Candace's age got in front of her. Her name was Wendy. She had short, black hair with a blue headband over it. She wore a blue shirt, blue overalls, basically everything she wore was blue.

"Hi, I'm really motivated," she said. "Like, really positive, really high energy, and would like to apply for the job."

"Excuse me," Candace said. "I'd also like to apply for the job."

"Well, ladies, I'm afraid I only have one opening," the manager said. "How about a competition to see who gets the job?"

"Sounds great," Wendy said as she offered her fist to Candace. "Good luck." Candace tried to fist-bump, but Wendy moved it away. "Too slow. I think I'll call you Molasses."

"Well, I think I'll call you… slower than molasses," Candace said. "This isn't part of the competition, is it?"

Perry found Doof driving into a parking garage. He quickly flew over to Doof's truck on a jetpack and climbed in through the open window.

"Oh, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "Welcome to my Truck of Doom." He pushed a button, causing Perry to get trapped in a baby seat. "I suppose you're wondering why I'm wearing lederhosen. I got the legs for it. Anyway, it'll all be come clear soon enough."

"Hey, move it!" a voice from behind shouted.

Doof looked out the window and stared at the driver behind him.

"Look, wise guy!" he shouted before realizing it wasn't a guy. He turned back to Perry, embarrassed. "Her voice was so masculine and growly. I thought she was a man."

Doof turned back to see the woman staring right at him. He tried to shut the window, but she was able to stop it by just grabbing it. She then brought out her fist.

Doof kept driving. Now he had a black eye.

"Not one word," was all he said.

Doof reached his destination, the science fair. Many Elementary School kids were in line with their respective projects.

"Great, a line," he said before noticing the kid in front of him. The kid was holding what looked like a model of a planet. "Brother, what is that? A model of Pluto? You know that planet doesn't exist anymore, right?"

That's when a guy around Doof's age approached him.

"Thanks for holding my model, brother," he said. "Now, what was it you were saying about Pluto?"

"I was saying, uh…" Doof realized he made a huge mistake, but by then it was too late.

Before he knew it, Doof had a second black eye.

"You might be wondering why I'm putting myself through all this," Doof said to Perry. "When I was young, I entered a science fair with my very first inator. I wasn't very clever with names yet, it was just, you know, 'Inator'. Just as I was about to demonstrate my invention to the judges, a kid with a baking soda volcano stole the show. The next year, I tried again with my even bigger Inator, and again, my thunder was stolen by a baking soda volcano. I had enough of science. I decided to devote my life to poetry, yet curiously, I still lost to a baking soda volcano. Never again!" Doof removed a tarp to reveal a big volcano. "Behold, the world's large baking soda volcano! I mean, it's gotta be the biggest one here, right? I'm confident I'm gonna win."

"Next!" the runner of the fair called.

"That's me," Doof said.

Doof approached the runner with his volcano.

"Aren't you a little young to be entering this science fair?" the runner asked.

"No, what makes you think that?" Doof reacted. "Look at me, I'm wearing lederhosen."

The runner looked at Doof skeptically. "Alright, go ahead."

"See, I know what I'm doing," Doof whispered to Perry.

"Hi, Mr. McGillicuddy!" Baljeet greeted his teacher.

"Well, I see you built yourself a prototype," said Mr. McGillicuddy. "But the question still remains? Does it work?"

"Of course it works," Phineas said. "Baljeet, fire it up."

The boys put on some sunglasses as Baljeet pulled the lever. On the other side of the portal, Mr. McGillicuddy saw Martians doing their own science fair.

Needless to say, Mr. McGillicuddy was beyond impressed.

"Baljeet, you just validated my entire career as an educator," he said. "You get an A-plus-plus-plus! I'm gonna get the judges!"

Mr. McGillicuddy gave Baljeet a piece of paper with the A-plus-plus-plus on it.

"Soon, I will show them the havoc created when an acid and a base combine!" Doof said. "But first, I gotta find an outlet. There's a nice little laser show that goes along with it."

Doof found an outlet that was being used. He quickly unplugged the other plug so he could plug his in.

Mr. McGillicuddy returned with the judges. He pulled the lever to activate the portal. Nothing happened.

He noticed the setting was on low. He thought turning it up to high would fix it. It didn't.

"Uno momento," he told the judges before running off.

"Who's up for corn dogs?" one of the judges asked.

The three judges walked off.

"I wonder what's wrong with the portal," Phineas said.

"No matter," said Baljeet. "I never cared about winning. I just wanted a good grade."

"Ah. Well, who's up for corn dogs?"

"Me!"

"Girls, your first job is to cover these dogs with ketchup and mustard," the manager told Candace and Wendy. "I'll be back in a bit to check your work."

The moment the manager was gone, the girls' smiles faded. They stared at each other like it was an old western duel.

They grabbed their containers and aggressively sprayed their dogs with ketchup and mustard.

After a while, it stopped spraying.

"No fair, I'm out of ketchup," Candace said before accidentally spraying Wendy. "Oops. Now I'm out of ketchup."

Wendy decided two could play at that game. She sprayed Candace with her mustard.

"Oops, now I'm out of mustard," she teased.

Candace sprayed Wendy with relish. "Now I'm out of relish."

Wendy grabbed a ranch container and crushed it with a tray. The ranch sprayed all over Candace.

Candace threw pickles in Wendy's eyes.

Mr. McGillicuddy continued trying to turn on the portal. He realized it was unplugged.

Perry managed to get out of the carseat, at the cost of all the hair on his lower half.

Doof slowly poured some vinegar from a large bottle into the volcano.

Unfortunately for him, Perry tackled him, resulting in him spilling Vinegar all over himself.

"Ew, gross," he whined. "I smell like salad."

Mr. McGillicuddy realized the portal wasn't plugged in. He noticed a nearby high voltage outlet. He plugged the portal into that outlet.

Mr. McGillicuddy opened the portal.

Doof slipped and fell into the volcano. It started to shake and swell. Doof knew where this was going.

"Say goodbye to this pair of lederhosen," he said to himself.

The volcano exploded, sending Doof flying.

Fortunately for him, he got caught in a beam that kept him still.

Unfortunately, that beam sucked him into a portal.

The judges returned right as the portal disappeared.

"Now what was it you wanted to show us?" one asked.

"It was just here," said Mr. McGillicuddy.

"Come on, let's find a real winner."

"But it, but it, but it."

A little girl wearing a backpack with four mechanical arms arrived at the scene.

"Excuse me," she said. "Am I too late to enter?"

"Are those mechanical arms?" asked a judge.

"Why yes. I used them to build this baking soda volcano."

"A baking soda volcano? Cool. First prize."

The manager returned to see the mess the girls were in.

"Given how you used most of the condiments to dress yourselves, neither of you get the job," he said.

"Snail, I'll call you snail!" Candace said to Wendy.

"Good one," Wendy admitted.

Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Baljeet were enjoying some corn dogs.

"I can't believe you built a portal to Mars and didn't use it," Isabella said.

"Oh we did," Phineas replied.

"But that's another story," Ferb added.

That's when Perry arrived.

"Oh look," Phineas said before singing aloud, "There's Perry."

Doof found himself on Mars, surrounded by Martians.

"Where am I? What is this?" he wondered. One of the Martians approached him with a crown. "Oh, you're going to make me your king? Okay, if you must."

Unfortunately, the Martians were actually giving the crown to a nearby baking soda volcano. Doof was beyond livid.

"Oh, come on!" he screamed.

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 25

Out To Launch

"It's another gorgeous summer day here in the Tri-State Area," said the announcer on the radio. "Have you asked a date to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice Dance yet? It seems Danville's gone star crazy waiting for the meteor shower tonight."

"A meteor shower?" Phineas asked. "How cool is that? Just think, somewhere out in space, there's a bunch of asteroids headed right for Earth."

"Hey, boys," Lawrence called as he came out. "There you are. Look what I got for you online."

Lawrence showed the boys a 'star certificate'.

"Cool, you named a star after us," Phineas said.

"You're not the owners of a little piece of the universe," Lawrence remarked.

"Did you get one for Candace, too?"

"I did, although she doesn't really care about this stuff. Anyway, they're practically giving them away online. Do you know it's even more exciting than the Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889?"

Linda came out, having heard the conversation.

"Those corny history references made me fall for him in the first place," she said. "Vivian and I are off to her Mah-Jong tournament. Have fun, boys."

Linda left. Lawrence and the boys waved goodbye.

"Well, what am I doing standing here when I could be out buying more stars?" Lawrence said as he went back inside.

"Ferb, now that we own a star, we should check it out," Phineas told Ferb. "How cool is space travel? G-forces, eating dinner out of a tube, going to the bathroom without going to the bathroom, not to mention weightlessness. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

At the mall, Candace saw Jeremy sitting with some friends. She approached him.

"Jeremy, I was wondering…" she said before hesitating. It took a second for her to get her courage back. "Would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice Dance with me?"

"With you?" Jeremy reacted with uncharacteristic malevolence. "You've got to be kidding me."

Jeremy started laughing at Candace. It didn't take long for the boys at his table, as well as everyone else in the mall to laugh as well.

It felt like everyone in the world was laughing at Candace. After a while, everything around her exploded.

"And that is why I can't ask Jeremy to the dance," Candace said to Stacy on the phone.

She was actually in bed imagining that scenario.

"You realize that's a worst-case scenario, right?" Stacy asked.

"But that could happen," Candace retorted. "What if he says no? What if he laughs in my face?"

"You can't let fear ruin your life. Jeremy likes you. He's not gonna say no. Now, I'm gonna hang up, and when I do, I want you to call Jeremy. Don't man the phone, girl. Phone the man."

Stacy hung up right after she said that.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna let fear ruin my life," Candace decided.

She dialed the number. She laid down. She waited for Jeremy to answer.

After a while, Jeremy's voice came. "Hello?"

Candace tried to speak, she really did, but she couldn't figure out the right words to say. After a while, she hung up.

"Yeah, I can't do it," she said to herself.

Play "Let's Take a Rocket Ship to Space"

Ferb ran on a large hamster wheel. The bolts keeping the wheel together came off, and it rolled away.

Let's take a rocket ship to space

I hear it's a real swinging place

Phineas rode on a playground merry-go-round. Buford was there spinning him very quickly. He couldn't keep his grip on the handle for very long. He was sent flying miles away.

There isn't much air or gravity there

The boys enlisted the help of the Fireside Girls to put a rocket together.

The stars will make your heart race

After creating their first rocket, the boys tested it out. The rocket took off, then it swerved, crashed, and exploded.

Let's take a rocket ship to space

The boys tried using a different equation for their second test.

Let's take a saucer to the stars

Look out moon, move over Mars

The second rocket didn't lift into the air at all. It just came tumbling down.

The Martians all rock to Basie and Bach

So bring your maracas and your jazz guitars

Let's take a saucer to the stars

The boys changed the equation once more. The third rocket just exploded.

Let's take a rocket ship

A crazy three-stage rocket ship

The boys finally realized the true mistake of the equation. The result was the square root of a bomb. They changed it so the result was the square root of a smiley face.

Let's take a rocket ship to space

End "Let's Take a Rocket Ship to Space"

Django entered the backyard, having noticed the rocket ship. He saw Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and the Fireside Girls standing in front of a small shed.

"Hey," he greeted. "Whatcha do…"

Isabella elbowed Django.

"Whatcha doin?" she asked the boys.

"Come in here and we'll show you," Phineas replied.

The boys and Isabella's troop entered the shed. Django and Isabella stayed behind.

"Isabella, about the whatcha doin back there…" Django was about to say.

"Up up up," Isabella interrupted. "We'll talk about it later."

The two entered the shed. They were both impressed by how big it appeared on the inside. It looked like a real Mission Control station.

"Wow, those boys really know how to maximize space," Django remarked.

Isabella found Phineas talking to Ferb. She approached him.

"Hey, Phineas, I was wondering…" she was about to say.

"Hey, Phineas," came one Fireside girl, Katie. "Can you sign some liability waivers?"

"Sure thing," Phineas replied. "Hold that thought, Isabella."

"Okay, sure," Isabella said sadly.

When it was go time, Phineas and Ferb came out of the house wearing space suits. Phineas carried Perry in his arms. Perry was wearing his own space suit.

The boys walked across the backyard slowly and dramatically. Isabella and Django were weirded out by it.

"Why are you walking so slow?" Isabella asked.

"Dramatic effect," Phineas replied.

The boys continued their slow and dramatic walk.

After what felt like hours, the boys were finally in the shuttle.

"You guys ready?" Isabella asked from the station.

"The star coordinates are pre-programmed," Phineas replied. "Let's light this candle."

"All systems go. Commence countdown."

An automated voice started to count down from ten. Once the timer hit zero, the shuttle started to shake…

Then it just stopped.

"Looks like we need a jump-start," Phineas said.

Stacy, what if while I'm asking him a satellite falls out of orbit?" Candace asked Stacy over the phone. She then noticed the rocket out the window. "Wait a minute. What's going on out there? I'll call you back, Stacy."

Phineas and Ferb just finished connecting the jumper cables from Linda's car to the rocket ship.

"Positive to positive, negative to ground, right?" Phineas asked.

Ferb nodded.

Candace came out, frustrated at what she was seeing.

"Brothers," she said to herself as she entered the shuttle. "Does every sister have to deal with this? No. Do I have to deal with this? Of course. You'd think I'd have better things to do and other things to worry about. Every single day is one thing after another, but do Mom and Dad see it? No. And another thing…"

Candace stopped herself when she realized the boys weren't in the cockpit. It was just Perry.

"Got the remote?" Phineas asked.

Ferb nodded and pushed the button.

The shuttle launched into the air, taking the car with it.

"Oops," Phineas said.

The boys entered the control station.

"Guys, I think you should see this," Isabella said.

The boys looked at the screen to see Candace being held against the wall, screaming.

"Candace, how'd you get in there?" Phineas asked.

"I can't hear you!" Candace shouted. "My cheeks are covering my ears!"

"We should probably go help her." Phineas snapped his fingers. "Good thing we built a backup rocket."

Phineas and Ferb led Isabella and Django outside to reveal a second shuttle. This one was painted pink, and had flowers all over it.

"Wow, you painted that?" Isabella asked.

"Actually, I did," Django corrected.

Isabella wasn't impressed. "Oh. Either way, it's pretty, I guess."

"We made this one so Candace could see her star," Phineas explained. "Don't know why she didn't choose that one."

Linda's car hit a satellite, causing it to disconnect from the ship.

Nearby, some astronauts were about to land on the International Space Station when the station wagon landed on the runway.

"It's bad enough that this happens on Earth!" one astronaut yelled. "Now space?!"

Phineas and Ferb got on board the second spaceship and took off.

Once they were close enough to the other ship, they could see Candace's face on screen.

"Hey, she's coming in," Phineas said. "Candace, don't worry. It's pre-programmed. As long as you don't start hitting buttons randomly, you'll be okay."

"I can't hear you!" Candace shouted. "I'm too busy hitting buttons randomly!"

Phineas sighed before he realized Perry wasn't on screen. "Candace, where's Perry?"

"I don't know. He must've gotten off before we launched."

Perry managed to sneak out of the cockpit. He put on a fedora over his helmet. He picked up a small tablet, where Monogram was calling him.

"Agent P, I have terrible news," he said. "It's Doofenshmirtz. He's built a space station and, due to budget cuts, we have no way of getting you into space."

Perry turned the tablet around, showing that he was in space.

"Agent P, are you in space?" Monogram reacted. "Nice work. You are always one step ahead. Your mission is to find Doofenshmirtz, and stop him."

Perry flew out of the airlock. He let go of the tablet, causing it to float away.

Perry

Candace looked at the radar. There were multiple red dots coming towards her.

"Guys, what are those things?" Candace asked.

"Yeah, those are asteroids," Phineas said.

"What? AAH!"

"Hold on, Candace, we're coming!"

Phineas and Ferb flew through the asteroid belt. They may have been on a mission, but Phineas couldn't help but feel a rush of excitement.

"This is just like Beggar's Canyon back home," he remarked.

The asteroids hit the engine on Candace's ship. She started plummeting down.

"Let's go get her," Phineas said as he rolled his eyes.

Perry looked around for Doof's station. It didn't take long to find it. The station appeared right behind Perry.

It was shaped like a giant, silver, robotic Doofenshmirtz, but without the legs.

A door on the stomach opened up, and the station scooped Perry inside.

Right after Perry was captured, he was frozen in a block of ice.

"Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here?" Doof asked. "I thought you guys were having budget cuts. Well, it just goes to show you. Hey, let's walk and talk."

Doof walked around the station, using a claw to carry Perry around with him.

"So you may be wondering why my station has two enormous arms," Doof said. "Well, you should be wondering why it has two enormous hands. See, during my teen years, I was very adept at hand shadows. It was great for entertaining at parties, and for meeting Frauleins. Then one day, there was a new puppeteer in town. We called him Huge Hands Hans because his name was Hans and his hands were huge. His puppetry was garbage, but unfortunately for me, it was good enough for my Fraulein. I never did a shadow puppet again, until tonight!"

Doof inserted his hands into two large gauntlets.

"When the sun rises in one hour," he said. "Then everyone in the Tri-State ARea will see my enormous hand shadows from the moon."

"Candace, you're in a decaying orbit," Phineas told Candace. "You just need to get to the spacesuit. It's on the hook behind you."

Candace saw the suit and put it on.

"Now walk over to the door," Phineas said. "And just open it and take a little spacewalk to our ship."

"What?" Candace reacted.

"There's nothing to be scared of."

"Of course there is. There's the never-ending, icy-cold, soul-sucking darkness of space."

"I'm hearing negative."

"There's no way I'm going out there!"

"We're just a few yards away! You can't let fear rule your life!"

"Of course I can! Fear is how we survive!"

"Candace, calm down and take Ferb's hand!"

"What?"

Candace turned to see Ferb was standing right there. She took his hand.

Ferb flew out of the airlock, taking Candace with him.

The two got back on the other ship.

"Thanks guys," Candace thanked.

"Mission Control, come in," Phineas called.

Isabella answered. "Hey, did you find Candace?"

"Yeah, and we're on our way home."

"Speaking of which, Phineas…"

An alarm blared in the shuttle. Phineas turned to see it was out of fuel.

"Hold that thought," he said. "I think we're out of fuel."

"What?" Candace reacted. "Then find some fuel."

"That won't be easy. We're stuck here in the middle of nowhere."

The three noticed that they were flying towards a bright light.

"What is that?" Candace asked.

"No idea," Phineas replied.

When the light faded, they saw a milkshake bar on a large floating rock.

"Wow, that was so bright I thought it was a star," Phineas said. "Maybe we'll find some fuel here."

The boys landed the shuttle. They then prepared to get off.

"Candace, are you coming?" Phineas asked.

"No, I'd rather stay," Candace replied.

"Are you sure? Ferb says the oxygen levels here are just like Earth."

Candace turned and noticed a weird alien creature entering the bar. "Yes, I'm sure. Just find some fuel, and get us out of here."

Django decided he waited long enough. He approached Isabella to confront her.

"Hey, remember when you said we'd talk about earlier 'later'?" he asked. "Well, this is later."

"I don't know what there is to talk about," Isabella said. "I just don't want you asking Phineas, 'whatcha doin?' That's my thing."

Django was starting to get frustrated. "And why is it wrong for someone else to say it?"

"It just is."

Django noticed the blush on Isabella's face. He realized what this meant. "You like him, don't you?"

Isabella finally snapped. "YES! I DO LIKE PHINEAS! HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!"

"Isabella, stop!" Django yelled. "I don't like Phineas, not like that. I… I like Ferb."

Isabella calmed down hearing that statement.

"You like Ferb?" she asked. "Sorry, I shouldn't have assumed."

Isabella offered her hand as a sign of wanting to start over. Django took it.

Phineas and Ferb entered the bar.

"Hi, I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb," Phineas introduced himself.

The person working at the bar gasped in excitement.

"Hey everyone!" he shouted. "It's Phineas and Ferb, the new owners!"

"What?" Phineas asked before Ferb showed him the certificate Lawrence got them. "Those coordinates are right here. This is our star. Wow, that sign really is bright."

"So now that you own the joint," the worker said. "What do you think of it?"

The boys looked around. The place was very run down.

"I have a few ideas," Phineas said.

Candace just admitted to Isabella and Django her fear of being rejected by Jeremy.

"You know that's a worst-case scenario, right?" Isabella asked. "But I feel for you. I've been trying to ask Phineas to that same dance all day."

"I wanted to ask Ferb too," Django added. "But I can't because it's a 'girls' choice' dance. Really stupid if you ask me."

Candace wasn't paying attention, though.

"Phineas, Ferb," she said to herself. "What's taking them so long? They were supposed to find fuel ages ago. Later."

Candace ran out of the shuttle. She noticed the boys' names at the bar's entrance. It didn't take long for her to put two and two together.

Candace cut in front of the long line. The guard stopped her.

"Stop, Phineas and Ferb don't take kindly to gate crashers," he warned.

"I'm no gate crasher," Candace replied. "I'm their sister."

"Sorry, honest mistake. You won't tell them that, right?"

The guard allowed Candace inside.

Play "Shooting Star Milkshake Bar"

Candace looked around the bar.

There was a band playing loud music. Patrons were dancing along. Phineas and Ferb themselves were shaking the milkshakes to the beat.

There's a jumping little rock in the outer spiral arm

May not be pretty, but it's got a lot of charm

It's a shooting star milkshake bar, yeah

It's not a nebula, it's not a quasar

It's a shooting star milkshake bar, yeah

At the speed of light, you know you're never too far

From the meatiest meteor you'll ever find in this big galactic void

You gotta shake, shake, shake your asteroid

Shake, shake, shake your asteroid

End "Shooting Star Milkshake Bar"

"Hey, Candace, guess what," Phineas said. "This is our star."

"I thought we were getting out of here," Candace said.

"Ferb and I thought we'd fix up the place. You know, pride of ownership, take a load off. Have a shake."

Candace begrudgingly took the shake Phineas offered her.

"I can't do it," said a voice next to Candace.

She turned around to see a blue alien boy leaning his head down.

"Uh, you okay?" she asked.

"No," the alien cried. "The bicentennial Taming of the Yarks Dance is tonight, and I want to ask the girl of my dreams, but what if she says no? What if she laughs at my face? What if her friends laugh at me?"

"Aren't you being a little over dramatic? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"

"The entire planet could blow up."

"Please, you should just ask her."

"You do?"

"Really."

"Okay, here goes nothing." The alien turned around to reveal there was another face on the back of his head. "Sylvia, will you go to the dance with me?"

"Well, of course," Sylvia replied. "I've been waiting for you to ask me. I mean, even if you asked someone else, I'd still have to go with you."

"See, that wasn't so hard," Candace said.

"So?" Phineas asked.

Candace realized what Phineas was implying. "Oh, big deal. I learned that it'd be easier to ask Jeremy out if he was on the back of my head. Now, let's find some fuel and get out of here!"

"Wow, I just wanted to know if you liked the shake." Phineas turned to the previous owner of the bar. "You don't know where we could find some rocket fuel, do you?"

"Rocket fuel?" the guy asked. "It's all Ronaldo drinks."

He gestured to a nearby blue alien with three eyes. He wore no shirt, only pants.

"Only imported rocket fuel," Ronaldo corrected.

Meanwhile, the astronauts from earlier finally got the station wagon off of the runway. It was all for naught as an alien landed there on his UFO.

"Oh, come on!" one of the astronauts yelled as he threw off his helmet. He realized his mistake, but by then, it was too late. His face swelled. "Uh oh. I think I should head inside now."

After finally refueling the ship, the three siblings finally headed back to Earth. That's when the shuttle just stopped.

"What?" Phineas reacted. "I don't get it. We have plenty of fuel."

Ferb gestured to a screen that showcased the battery was worn down. Phineas got frustrated.

"Candace, did you use the video phone without the engine running?" he asked, barely keeping it together.

"Yeah," Candace replied. "Is that a bad thing?"

"YES!"

The sudden yell caused Candace, and even Ferb, to flinch. Phineas realized what he did.

"Sorry," he apologized, feeling a bit guilty. "I didn't mean to snap."

"Soon, Perry the Platypus!" Doof said. He didn't realize the sun was melting the ice keeping Perry frozen. "The sun will be at full strength, and my plan will come to fruition, unless it's overcast, in which case…"

Doof was interrupted by his alarm going off. He turned to the radar to see that a shuttle was flying in his direction.

"Why are so many people in space all at once?" he asked himself.

"You need another jump-start?" Isabella asked. "Candace, did you not have the engine on when you were using the video phone?"

"Am I the only one who doesn't know this?" Candace reacted.

"Any suggestions, Isabella?" Phineas asked.

"Sensors are indicating a massive power source in your area," Isabella said.

The trio looked around. They didn't see the massive space station behind them.

"Wait a minute, I see it," Phineas said, noticing Linda's car in front of them. "It's Mom's car! We're saved! Ferb, toss me the starter remote."

Ferb made a gesture that signified he didn't have it.

"Right, we left it at home," Phineas realized.

"What's a starter remote?" Candace asked.

"Well, legally, we're too young to start a car, so we get away with it by using a starter remote." An idea came to Phineas' mind. "Wait a minute. You have a learner's permit, so you can do the jump-starting."

"What? Can't you find some nuts and bolts lying around and rig up some kind of thingamabob?"

"Candace, we're just kids," Ferb said. "There are some things even we can't do."

Candace groaned. "Why am I arguing this? Just give me the suit."

Candace put on the suit. Phineas filled it up with oxygen, a little too much oxygen.

"Does this suit make my butt look big?" Candace asked.

"Yes, yes it does," Phineas replied bluntly.

"Don't worry, I can fix it."

Candace put her butt against the wall. It just moved the air from her butt to her hands.

"This is preferrable," she said to herself.

Candace jumped out of the airlock and floated towards the car.

"How'd it go again?" Candace asked.

"It's positive to positive, negative to ground," Phineas replied.

"What ground? We're in space."

"Ground means any metal."

"Then why do they call it ground?"

Meanwhile, Doof noticed an astronaut with large hands floating in space.

"Wait, why would an astronaut wear such big gloves?" he asked before he realized, "Wait a second, Huge Hands Hans! He found me! You're not gonna steal the show this time!"

Candace just finished connecting the first cable when she saw the space station reaching for her.

"What's wrong, Candace?" Phineas asked before noticing the arms. "Uh oh. Danville, we have a problem."

"Okay, girls, turn to the giant robot section of your Fireside Girls manuals," Isabella ordered her troop.

The girls did as they were told. Django was the only one dumbfounded by this.

"That is an oddly specific page," he remarked.

"Hey, you gotta be ready for anything," Isabella retorted.

The robot grabbed Candace.

"Isabella!" Phineas yelled.

"Got it," Isabella said. "According to this, you should get out of there."

"Great, but we have no power. She didn't connect the… wait. Candace, negative to ground!"

Candace realized what Phineas meant. She attached the negative cable to the metal of the robot.

That managed to jump-start the spaceship. It sped away, taking Candace with it. She quickly got in the car before she could fly away.

"No!" Doof shouted. "Huge Hands Hans is getting away! Not this time, freak fingers!"

Doof flew after the shuttle.

That's when he felt something fly against his face.

He realized it was Perry. His feet were released from the ice. He was using them to control the claw holding him.

Perry hit Doof again. His tongue got caught.

"Hey, that's not fair!" he shouted.

Perry hit Doof a third time. This time, the ice shattered.

"It's on now!" Doof said as he tried to punch Perry.

The space station tried to crush Candace. She narrowly evaded each blow.

"Isabella, I hate to bother you again," Phineas said. "The robot's gaining on us."

"It says they don't corner well," Isabella said.

Phineas realized they were heading for the asteroid belt. "Candace, fasten your seatbelt. We're taking a detour."

The boys swerved through the asteroid belt. The space station didn't. It got hit by all the asteroids.

Perry continued to beat up Doof. He then noticed that asteroids were tearing up the station. He quickly put on his jetpack and flew out.

"That's right!" Doof shouted as he peaked his head out of the hole. "Run away Perry the Scaredy…"

Before he could finish, his face swelled. To make matters worse, he got hit by another one of the asteroids.

A pizza delivery guy delivered a pizza to the Flynn-Fletcher household.

"And now, my good man," Lawrence said. "Your tip. Your very own star."

Lawrence gave the delivery guy a star certificate. He wasn't impressed.

"Uptown, they give quasars," he said.

The guy got back in his car and drove away.

The station wagon landed safely on the driveway. Candace got out of the car and kissed the ground.

"Oh, sweet land," she said. "I missed you."

The boys landed the ship in the backyard. Django, Isabella, and the Fireside Girls surrounded them and cheered.

"You were awesome," Isabella said. "Say, Phineas, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice Dance with me."

Django approached Ferb.

"I know it's a 'Girls' Choice' dance, but I was wondering if you wanted to go with me, Ferb," he said.

"Ferb, what's our schedule like?" Phineas asked.

Ferb read through a book, then gave a thumbs-up.

"Okay, we'll both be there," Phineas said. "All four of us can go as friends."

Isabella and Django both looked at each other, mustering up the best smiles they could.

"Sure, no problem," they both said in unison.

Candace saw Linda being dropped off.

"Thanks for the lift, Viv," Linda thanked.

Candace noticed the shuttle was still there.

"Mom!" she called.

"Hey, sweetheart," Linda greeted. "Look at your outfit. Guess what? We won, but our grand prize was a star."

"Mom, that's great, but you gotta see something in the yard. Come on."

Candace ran into the yard. She saw the shuttle was still there.

"Mom!" she called.

"I'll be right with you," Linda said. "I'm just gonna pull the car into the driveway."

Linda turned on the engine. She failed to notice that one of the jumper cables was still connected.

The negative cable was connected to the metal roof of the control station.

When Linda turned on the engine, it jump-started the shuttle.

The shuttle launched into the air, taking the shed with it.

After Linda finally pulled into the garage, she came out.

"Now what was it you wanted to show me?" she asked.

"Just go make some pie," Candace sighed.

"How about a healthy fruit salad?"

Doof tried to get his space station on the move. It wasn't working.

"Curse this tin can," he said. "I'll need a jump-start."

A space shuttle flew through the station. It started plummeting down to Earth.

Phineas and Ferb approached Candace.

"Hey Candace," Phineas said. "We just wanted to thank you. We were in a pretty precarious situation up there. If it wasn't for your bravery, who knows what would've happened?"

"Really?" Candace asked. "You think I'm brave?"

"Are you kidding? Ferb was going on and on about it."

"Yeah, I was brave. I'm not gonna let fear ruin my life anymore. Now I gotta go. I have a mission to accomplish."

Right as Candace left, Perry arrived.

"Hey, Perry," Phineas greeted. "Where have you been?"

Jeremy was just sitting in the living room, minding his own business. That's when he heard a knock on the door.

Jeremy opened the door. All he could see was a silhouette. It startled him.

"Jeremy, will you go to the dance with me?" a deep voice asked.

Jeremy still recognized who it was. "Candace?"

Candace removed her helmet. "Yeah."

"I've been waiting for you to ask me. Only, is that what you're gonna wear?"

"Why? You like it?"

That night, at the dance, Candace and Jeremy were dancing together. They noticed shooting stars in the sky.

What they didn't know was that they weren't shooting stars. It was just parts of the space station plummeting into the water.

Doof managed to swim to the surface.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" he shouted. "And you too, Huge Hands Hans!"

Chapter Text

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 26

At Last

Candace looked out the window. She felt relieved knowing the tower was still there.

"Oh, come on, Mom!" she said desperately. "We're coming down to the wire on this one!"

She heard the sound of a car door being slammed shut. She headed for the door. She then rechecked to see if the tower was still there. It was.

"Oh magical force who makes all things vanish before Mom sees them, knock it off!" she demanded.

Candace ran outside. She saw Linda holding a fishing pole with a live fish still caught in its hook.

"Thanks, Vivian," Linda said to the driver. "See you Tuesday for Totem Pole Carving."

"Mom, quick, look before it disappears!" Candace begged.

"Well, if it isn't the welcoming committee from…"

"No time for dry, witty remarks!" Candace grabbed Linda's hand and carried her to the backyard. "Move, move, move, move!"

Once they were in the backyard, Candace gestured to the tower. Linda didn't look, though.

"Don't you get tired of this?" she asked. "The same old routine every day? Doesn't it get… boring?"

Candace took a moment to process Linda's point.

"You're right," she admitted. "I guess it has gotten a little old. I just get so frustrated. I always come so close to busting Phineas and Ferb, but it ends the same way every single time. I say there's a massive thing Phineas and Ferb built right in front of me, but every time you look, you always say…"

"I… see it," Linda interrupted.

"There it is. 'I see it'... wait, come again?"

"I see it!"

"You mean, you see my point?"

"No! I see that!"

Candace looked and saw the tower was, in fact, still there. She couldn't believe it.

"You do?" she asked.

"How could I miss it?" Linda replied. "But I don't understand…"

Something flew right past Candace and Linda. It caused Linda's hat to fly off of her head and her fishing pole to fly out of her hand.

"Hi, Mom!" came Phineas' voice. "Check it out! The Flying Car of the Future, Today!"

The car landed on top of the tower.

"Is that my car?" Linda asked.

Candace could barely contain her excitement. "She sees the car, too!"

Candace could see Linda's eye twitching. She smiled, knowing what was coming.

"Phineas! Ferb!" Linda screamed. "Get down here this instant!"

"Okay, Mom," Phineas said.

The boys came down via a large elevator. He noticed that Perry was right there.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," he said before turning to Linda. "So, what do you think, Mom?"

"I think this is the most dangerous thing ever!" Linda shouted.

"Don't worry, we were safe. Ferb and I installed a new invisible helmet system." The boys took off their helmets, which looked exactly like their heads. "'When life's never dull, wear a hull for your skull.'"

"How dare you do this without permission?"

"Our building permits are in order." Ferb proved Phineas' point by showing a permit.

"I mean my permission."

"This morning, I asked you if we could modify our car to make it fly."

"I was talking about your toy car! How could you possibly think I meant my station wagon? You two are in so much trouble!"

"But we do this sort of thing every day."

"See, Mom?" Candace said. "I told you, but you never listen."

Candace could see Linda tearing up as she processed everything.

After a while, Linda spoke up. "Oh, Candace. All the times I called you delusional, and mocked you to my friends behind your back, all those journals I've filled with an eye towards stand-up comedy, but you were telling the truth. I'm so sorry. You're the best daughter a mother could dream of having."

Candace took pride in what she just heard. "Finally, you realize that."

That's when Lawrence came out.

"What's going on here?" he asked before he noticed the tower. "My word, that is impressive."

"Did you know about this?" Linda asked.

"Uh, no…?"

"What are you gonna do to them?" Candace asked. "No TV for a month? Or they have to serve me for a year? I know, take away their seats on the city council!"

"Wait, you have seats on the city council?" Linda asked.

"We rotate out with the border selectmen," Phineas replied.

"Well, some punishment may be in order, but there's no harm done really," Lawrence said.

"Hey, here's bolt number 473." Phineas picked up a tiny bolt. "Hope that doesn't mean anything."

Right after he said that, the tower tipped over… right onto the house. The flying car managed to land itself safely in the backyard.

"At least the self-parking works," Phineas remarked.

When he looked back, he saw that Linda and Lawrence were beyond angry at him and Ferb. Candace just giggled excitedly. The boys looked at each other, knowing they messed up.

Before they knew it, Phineas and Ferb were on a bus to a place called 'Smile Away Reform School'.

"I'm sorry, but this is for your own good," Linda said. "We need you both to understand that what you're doing is dangerous. I'd never live with myself if either of you got hurt."

"We were wearing helmets," Phineas retorted.

"Don't worry," the runner of the school assured. "Your boys will be in good hands. As you can see from our realistically illustrated brochure, the Smile Away Reformatory offers a serene, peaceful environment in which safety, discipline, and responsibility is strongly encouraged. Your boys will be whipped into shape in no time."

The sergeant got on the bus, and it drove away.

"Bye boys," Lawrence said. "See you at the end of summer."

"Yes, I actually busted Phineas and Ferb!" Candace cheered. "This is the happiest moment of my life! Woo-hoo! I'm finally free!"

Play "The Good Life"

Candace, Jeremy and Stacy were flying over a grassy field on a hang glider.

The sun is up, the sky is blue

I can do whatever I want to

After that, the trio went horseback riding.

'Cause there's nothing in my way

My new life starts today

Then, Jeremy and Stacy drove a boat while Candace waterskied. They launched her over a row of double-decker buses.

I used to fret and worry

So now I never felt so free

Candace beat Stacy at a game of air-hockey.

'Cause I'm living the good life

'Cause I'm living a good life

Candace and Jeremy went to a dance contest together. They danced better than everyone else.

Yeah, I'm living the good life

The life's for me

Yeah, I'm living the good life

The life's for me

Candace and Jeremy won first place.

End "The Good Life"

Candace set the trophy in front of the window in her room. She looked outside expecting Phineas and Ferb to be building their next contraption. They weren't. She almost felt sad knowing that.

She headed downstairs, where Stacy and Jenny were sitting on the couch.

Candace was about to join them, but she tripped over a toolbox, which was left on the floor.

"Ow!" she shouted.

"You okay?" Stacy asked.

"Yeah, I just tripped over Ferb's toolbox."

"Well, do you wanna go horseback riding?" Jenny asked.

"What's your hurry?" Candace asked. "Let's relax for a little while. You know, with Phineas and Ferb gone, I had a blast doing things I wanted to do, but it's strange. I kinda miss the little guys, like there was a whole other side to our relationship that I never noticed before."

Play "Little Brothers"

Candace remembered the day when Phineas was first born. She felt overwhelming joy seeing him for the first time.

Little brother

I remember when you first came home

A few years later, Linda married Lawrence, and Phineas and Candace met Ferb for the first time.

Then came another

Little brother of our own

One day, when Candace's toys were broken, the boys built her a new, highly advanced dollhouse.

Even when you break my toys

You will always be my little brothers

'Cause you're younger, we're related, and you're boys

Candace remembered previous days of the summer where she genuinely had fun.

The backyard beach where she became queen.

Seeing her head on Mount Rushmore as a birthday present.

Performing on stage as one-hit wonders.

Singing to Linda on her birthday.

And so forth.

Even when you're making too much noise

You will always be my little brothers

'Cause you're younger, we're related, and you're boys

Little brothers

Little brothers

Little brothers

End "Little Brothers"

Candace broke out of her daydream when she realized Stacy and Jenny were singing the song.

"Uh, Stace, Jen, you're kinda bumming me out with the song," she said.

"You know, you have everything you ever wanted," Stacy said.

"Yeah, call us when you get over it," Jenny added.

Stacy and Jenny left the house.

"Okay," Candace said. "Maybe a little TV will take my mind off things."

Candace turned on the TV.

"Today on 'The Morty Williams Show'," the announcer said. "'My Kid is Bad and I Want to Blame Others!' We'll go inside the nation's toughest reformatory school, where free-thinking children undergo complete personality reprogramming and have all the creativity and imagination sucked right out of them. They are forced to think inside the box."

The TV showed footage of kids being moved in and out of their rooms like they were in a prison. Candace recognized Phineas and Ferb in the crowd.

The screen focused on the boys as it showed them strapped to a machine that sucked the creativity out of them, and then they're put in tiny boxes.

"Wait a second, they don't belong there," Candace said before noticing the toolbox. She took out a wrench. "I know what I have to do."

"Hey, Candace." Candace turned around to see that the voice was from Jeremy. "Whatcha doin?"

"Jeremy, how did you get in here?"

"There's a huge gaping hole in the side of your house."

Candace noticed the hole Jeremy was referring to. "Yeah, Phineas and Ferb would've usually fixed that by now."

"Wanna go horseback riding?"

"Would you stop already with the horses? Jeremy, I know what I'm gonna do today! I'm gonna bust my brothers!"

"I thought you already did that."

"Out! Bust my brothers out!"

"Cool. I always liked your brothers. I want to come with you."

"You mean like a date?"

"Yeah, a weird, sort of prison-break date. Ha."

Before either of them knew it, Candace and Jeremy were flying to the reform school on the Flying Car of the Future, Today. Candace was the one driving, though she could barely control it.

"Okay, the Flying Car of the Future, Today is pulling a bit to the right," she said.

"Are you kidding me?" Jeremy asked. "This is the best day ever! WOO-HOO!"

Candace couldn't help but feel happy knowing Jeremy was having a good time.

She didn't notice that she was flying towards a high tree until she was too late. The tree sent them flying in another direction. They ended up teetering off the edge of a cliff.

"Maybe we should walk the rest of the way," Jeremy said.

They both walked down the forest. Candace somehow got herself covered in sticks and dirt, while Jeremy was completely clean.

"You okay, Candace?" Jeremy asked.

"No, I'm trudging," Candace replied. "I didn't know people actually trudged."

"On the bright side, we're here."

In front of them was the Smile Away Reformatory. It looked more like a penitentiary than a reform school. It didn't help that the area was surrounded with dark-gray clouds, while everywhere else was bright and sunny.

The two approached the front door and knocked.

The sergeant opened the door.

"What do you want?" he asked.

"I'm here for my brothers, Phineas and Ferb," Candace replied.

"They don't graduate until the end of the summer. Get lost!"

The sergeant slammed the door.

"So much for the direct approach," Candace said. "Time to try it Phineas and Ferb style."

Candace and Jeremy hid in a wooden statue.

"Are you sure it's gonna work?" Jeremy asked.

"It's just like the Trojan Horse from the Iliad," Candace replied. "They'll accept it as a gift, and once they fall asleep, we'll jump out and rescue Phineas and Ferb."

"You two again?" came the sergeant's voice. "I said get lost!"

The statue was literally just a statue of Candace and Jeremy. In hindsight, that wasn't the best idea.

"We gotta think bigger," Candace said.

They tried making a large statue of the sergeant this time.

"Wow, what a thoughtful gift," the sergeant said. "Too bad I don't have room for you, handsome."

Candace and Jeremy jumped out of the mouth of the statue and landed in the school courtyard.

"We did it!" Jeremy cheered.

Right as he said that, the two fell through a trapdoor. They landed in a dumpster full of hair.

"Gross!" Candace whined. "I bet you regret coming with me."

"Actually, I don't," Jeremy admitted. "I'm having fun, well, crazy prison-break kinda fun."

"Eew, look at this." Candace noticed a wig in the dumpster and pulled it out. She then noticed a billboard for the Morty William Show. The wig matched Morty's hair perfectly. "Wait, I have a plan! It's foolproof!"

Candace put on the wig and used some of the hair to make a fake mustache. Jeremy put on a cap to disguise himself as a cameraman.

They knocked on the door once more. The sergeant answered.

"I'm Morty Williams here to do another segment," Candace said in the best masculine voice she could muster.

"Aren't you a little female to be Morty Williams?" the sergeant asked.

"Well, you know what they say. The camera adds… masculinity."

"Great, come on in, Morty."

"We're doing a follow-up on Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher."

"My biggest success stories, right this way." The sergeant led Candace and Jeremy inside. "Ah, Phineas and Ferb. So curious, self-reliant, fun-loving, imaginative, and creative. Fortunately, we got to them just in time. See for yourself. Flynn, Fletcher, fall in!"

Phineas and Ferb came out of two lockers.

"You see, here at the Smile Away Reformatory, our motto is, 'It's structure, order, and discipline today, so tomorrow it's smile away,'" the sergeant said. "Our methods have been proven one hundred percent effective since…"

While the sergeant was monologuing, Candace leaned towards Phineas and Ferb.

"Guys, it's Phineas," she whispered. "Now's our chance. Run!"

Candace and Jeremy tried to run. They turned around to see the boys weren't moving. The sergeant was glaring at them.

"Just testing," Candace lied. "Wow, you've done a great job of turning them into… that."

"Yes, yes we have," the sergeant replied.

"Uh, I think we should get some more footage of you. You've got… it, mister. Let's see, close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, then go, 'La la la la'. The lights are all wrong, go inside the janitor's closet."

Surprisingly, the sergeant did everything he was told. Candace slammed the door on him. She then turned to Phineas and Ferb.

"Come on, now we can escape," she said.

"Escaping is wrong, and wrongness is bad," Phineas said in a robotic voice.

"We don't have time for this. Grab them."

Candace and Jeremy grabbed Phineas and Ferb respectively, then they turned for the exit.

Once they left, they heard sirens going off.

"Attention all personnel," said the sergeant. "Two students have escaped with the help of Morty Williams, daytime talk show host!"

Candace and Jeremy ran past the trailer of the real Morty Williams.

Morty came out of the trailer.

"Yep, it's time to go back inside the Smile Away Reformatory School," he said to himself. "Those zombified brats are making me one rich…"

Before he could finish that statement, he was tackled by the school's guards.

Candace and Jeremy noticed the sergeant was ganging up on them with some guards and attack dogs.

"I gotta buy us some time," Candace said.

She noticed the cactus and got an idea.

She took off her wig and mustache, and put them on the cactus. She turned around to see that the guards fell for it easily. They tackled the cactus, pricking themselves in the process.

The group reached what was left of the Flying Car of the Future, Today.

"Guys, this is your department," Candace told the boys. "Fix the car, quick!"

"Age-inappropriate building is unsafe and irresponsible," Phineas said in his robotic voice.

"You don't have to build anything. Just fix it."

Candace got in the car and grabbed the toolbox. Once she got it, she slammed the door shut… a little too hard.

The car fell off the cliff.

Fortunately, another idea came to Candace's mind.

"A bridge," she said. "You can build a bridge across the ravine."

"Good boys do nothing but make their sisters happy," Phineas said.

"Then make me happy!" Candace gave Phineas and Ferb their helmets. "Put on your helmets, use your tools, and do what you do best!"

"Creative acts are imitatible and dangerous."

"Listen to me, guys. Forget everything they told you. Creativity isn't bad. It's the best thing about you." Tears formed as Candace said the next part. "You two can do anything, and that's why I'm secretly proud to be your older sister! What have I done?!"

She stopped crying when she felt Phineas grab the wrench. She opened her eyes to see Phineas smiling at her. He raised his wrench into the air.

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" he said in his normal voice.

"Yes, they're back!" Candace cheered.

"Too late!" came the sergeant. "They're mine!"

Candace got in front of the boys. "If you want them, you'll have to take me too!"

"Gladly." The sergeant grabbed Candace's arm.

That's when the ground started to shake. Two mechanical legs came out of the ground.

Perry the Platypus was fighting an evil pharmacist on a giant robotic spider. Perry quickly turned towards the kids and tipped his hat.

"Wait, Perry has a hat?" Candace reacted, as if there weren't stranger things right in front of her.

Perry pulled a lever. The robot came back down.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" the pharmacist shouted.

One of the legs hit the sergeant, and sent him falling off the cliff.

"Do you think he'll be okay?" Candace asked.

When she turned back, Phineas and Ferb were juggling corn dogs.

"Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy," Phineas sang.

"Okay, where did you…" Before Candace could finish, she noticed Linda and Lawrence appeared out of nowhere. "Mom, Dad, thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened!"

"Fear not," Linda said in a high voice. "Your parents are here now."

When Candace blinked, her parents turned into puppets controlled by a giant Baljeet.

"The real shock is you are just noticing this now," he said.

Candace blinked again. Baljeet turned into a puppet controlled by an even bigger talking zebra.

"I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin," he said.

"Candace, since I have no idea what'll happen next, I have to tell you something," Jeremy said as he got down on one knee. "I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?"

"Jeremy, I always dreamt…" Candace was about to say before she realized, "Wait a minute, I'm dreaming!"

"That would explain the talking zebra."

"Nah, I see him all the time. This is actually the freaky part. It's all been one big…"

"Dream!" Candace shouted as she bolted awake. "So none of that really happened. I never actually busted Phineas and Ferb."

She sighed in relief.

That morning, Candace was having breakfast with her family. She was telling everyone about her dream.

"And suddenly, Mom and Dad were controlled by a giant puppet master!" Candace shouted. "Then Jeremy comes over and says… certain things."

"Go grab my journal," Linda whispered to Lawrence. "This is comedy gold."

"Hey, Ferb, we should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie," Phineas said to Ferb. "I'd love to see what Perry dreams about."

"I almost forgot," Candace said. "Perry was in my dream, too. He was like a super secret agent or something."

"Perhaps that's why he disappears every day," Ferb suggested.

The family turned to Perry. He was shaking and sweating.

That's when a bunch of soldiers came in from all sides of the house. They grabbed the family and carried them away.

"Hey!" Linda screamed.

"What's happening?" Candace asked.

"I didn't even finish my cereal!" Phineas yelled.

Perry could only watch in horror as Major Monogram approached him.

"Agent P, your cover's been blown," said Monogram. "We're gonna have to relocate you."

Perry bolted awake, panicking. He couldn't see anything.

He took a deep breath, and remembered he had a cone on his head, blocking some of his vision. Despite that, he could tell he was in Phineas and Ferb's room.

"Perry, are you alright?" came Phineas' voice.

Perry turned to see Phineas looking at him with a concerned look on his face.

"You must've had a bad dream," Phineas assumed. "Well, it's over now. You can go back to sleep."

Phineas then fell back asleep.

Knowing he had nothing to worry about, Perry laid down, closed his eyes, and drifted back to sleep.